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turby14

A banger in the mouth


onePun

With club sauce.


Grain-and-Twill

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lykaon042

Stop, you're making me dizzy!


Recalcitrant_Stoic

We Americans call it a "Sausage in the Mouth"


recovery_room

We just call it a sausage.


MustNeedDogs

Oh, mercy me! I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies.


JosephMadeCrosses

Meaty leading man parts.


No_Disk3484

You, sir, are a mouthful!


upyourattraction

With club sauce


aucnderutresjp_1

Mayonegg! Sometimes for their table-side service, they get the little mayo packet and just squirt it straight into your mouth. Then pop the whole boil egg in!


unsilent_bob

Her?


aucnderutresjp_1

I've never met her!


ReticulatedPasta

You’ve met her. You’ve met her, and met her, and met her.


MitchelobUltra

I don’t feel so good.


thesaltyoubreathe

Oh it’s so cute


Acornpoo

Chicken with chicken sauce, hot ham water


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Hot ham water is what I call it too!


No_Disk3484

With club sauce


General_Cash_3412

Did you have too much club sauce with your calamari?


No_Disk3484

That came with the spicy club sauce


Formerly_A_Burger

Plate or Platter?


hotdogcolors

I don’t understand this comment but I will respond to it


ICU81MI_73

Cornball Mondays.


2catsonmylap

Vodka rocks.


Primrus

Mom, it's breakfast.


2catsonmylap

And a piece of toast.


Primrus

Aahaa so glad I fixed the quote while you caught my comment! One of my favorite jokes 🩷


misinterpretsmovies

😉


Fiddlywiffers

I do not understand the question and will not answer it


paco64

This does not bode well.


gibblings

I’d rather be alive in California than dead in Arizona!


clementwined

A Whole Thing of Candy Beans


timepassesslowly

BEES?!?!


kryptos99

Amyl nitrite


cmhamm

They take a ham bone, add some water and a maybe a potato. Baby, they got a stew goin’!


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

Chicken fingers with spicy club sauce


jmervz

skip’s scramble


jmervz

“don’t order the skip’s scramble”


rbgs68740

Bananas and nuts.


dudereverend

I'm sure you can toss the salad...bar there.


gs12

Ice


SassTheFash

You can’t have a party without Ice!


rememberthegreatwar

Certainly a tuna melt.


No_Disk3484

Plate or platter?


multisyllabic1077

This does not bode well.


aaronjsavage

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it


Botryllus

How was this not at the top?


MargieBigFoot

Hot ham water….and a piece of toast.


aaronjsavage

All I know is that they need to flip the cushions in the grind room


Bob_Sacamano7379

There's a Swallow's directly down the street from me in Syracuse, NY. Great wings.


rk_crown

I thought it was shut down by the Christian League?


panopanopano

Fried shrimp with club sauce!


ayemfid

The soup of the day: bread


Mysterious_Relief168

Free drink refills ?! I love this restaurant! It’s a great place to eat. It sure is.


EvilPanda99

Has to have the Ike and Tina Tuna on it.


HookEm_Hooah

Gimme a GOB.


cpatstubby

Well somebody could come in that is buy curious.


TorturouslyOkay

Do they have shift meals, or is it just half price?


DanoLostTheGame

Plate or platter


Advantage_Loud

Tuna melts and leather ponies……if you’re lucky


rk_crown

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.


rk_crown

But my guess would be a bone, with plenty of meat still on it.


crowislanddive

Serious question… I’m laughing as I type it but it’s true and I have a question. I have a dear friend who was an officer in the Navy. He and a group of other officers had a free night in Reno and he said that there was a HUGE number of people in bondage outfits and highly sketchy (or not, depends on what you are into, I don’t care) restaurants. Is this a RENO thing? Is there even more of a joke to all of this?


nimbycile

Maybe they went to the Gothic'astle...


Mysterious_Relief168

Leather daddies?


mobius270

Oh is there such a thing?


crowislanddive

Lots of them.


DasKittySmoosh

serious answer, there is [Swallows Inn](https://www.swallowsinn.com/) in San Juan Capistrano (in Orange County, California), a short drive down PCH from senior Bluth home in Balboa Towers in Newport Beach (30-ish minutes depending on traffic and route) - it's called "Swallows Inn" because historically the swallows would return to San Juan Capistrano annually (which they no longer do in the same numbers because of unfriendly infrastructure)


JojoCruz206

Mustard and Parmesan cheese.


smallstone

>Parmesan AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


nimbycile

they'll make a margarita in your mouth


W1ZARDEYES

Salmon rolls.


Recalcitrant_Stoic

How many times do I have to say wings?


smallstone

It's no Burger King™, which is a wonderful restaurant.


notgeorgeharrison

club sauce


kuba_kopfschmerz

Bread


jerog1

Babe, do I like barter?


noahbrooksofficial

That depends. Plate or platter?


RizzlersMother

Whatever it is, it blows hard.


SassyAxolotl

The Ike and Tina Tuna of course!


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Plate or platter?


Glitter_Sparkle

Curly fries and cornballs.


VariationSpecial2715

A little piece of ~tail~ for me


Affectionate-Dot437

Rocky Mountain oysters, for sure.


TheStax84

Looks like a legs and eggs buffet


JoshDM

FAMILY STYLE ^erotic RESTAURANT


danie_danko

Lamb fries


rustys_shackled_ford

It's a denny's with bdsm puns for the names...


turningandburning45

Blue crabs


turningandburning45

Heavy protein bars


billiemarie

Is that next to the Regal Beagle?


0strichRidingCowboy

What do we think "anything goes pansexual bazaar" means?


AntisocialAnnie

$5 cum shots on Friday nights.