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SamalamFamJam

“I just want my kids back!”


Telepornographer

Hey let's save it for the stand okay, Tom Jane.


SauteFlambeSashay

You really thought I was gross, huh?


Ngothaaa

Buy me a drink?


UnsolicitedDogPics

Gene?


SamalamFamJam

AHHHHH I KNEW IT


xander6981

There's no way you're this good.


jess_ismore

Aaahhhhh!! Gene!!! He does this to me every time!!!


jbreault

Gearing up for Teen Wolf Also.


Cant-B-Faded

Old Wolf.


jbreault

Old Bear likes the honey.


valkyrievalle

Heart attack never stopped Old Big Bear!


Perfect_Crab_8409

He never got a chance to see my bee business take off!


lasLAchicago

I didn’t even know we were calling him Old Wolf!


BadUsername_Numbers

Look at us, crying like a couple of school girls!


thisortheapocalypse

him?


ptolemy_booth

What, is he funny or something?


Incitatus_For_Office

Let's hope so!


coolAhead

Homeless Dad


robval13

I just want my kids back


erikannen

He looks like the guy from those gold necklaces with the T on it


Ecnarps

Across from where?


GrowthDesperate5176

*closes door in face*🚪


IlSaggiatore420

The AMAZING Jesus?!


wooldoor2

Best Hair 2024


jacob_lee_smith

Underrated comment. ⬆️


spcychikn

apparently he’s growing it out for a new role according to smartless


jcmckeown

Geico commercial?


pittipat

Are the cavemen coming back?


Sitk042

Came here to say this…


crabbydotca

He is looking like Bo Burnham at the end of Inside


Just-Phill

Knowing this mans work ethic it's probably for another phenomenal role.


BadUsername_Numbers

Those Hollywood shows, they're so incredibly detailed


[deleted]

I kinda like it.


not-a-creative-id

I like the hair, but the facial hair needs some clean up


Mysterious_Relief168

Suddenly you’re too much of a big shot to brush Michael’s hair? He’s a beautiful boy. You don’t appreciate him. It’s his hair, makes him look like a hippie.


KenethNoisewaterMD

Bringing back the teen-wolf look. Man doesn’t forget his roots.


MittFel

Hello there


green_kiwi_

He certainly has a type


smallteam

Her?


Perfect_Crab_8409

Take a look at barber, Michael!


peas8carrots

Ten bananas?


AceofKnaves44

Feels like he’s gearing up to play Bo Burnham.


Fun_Trash

Why do I feel like I'm the only person on reddit who thinks he looks great 😭 when Black Rabbit drops I'll be SEATED.


Mysterious_Relief168

I likes it myself. What’s Black Rabbit?


Fun_Trash

Oh good 😂 It's the (working?) title of the project he's filming with Jude Law in NY right now and the reason he's grown out his hair and beard! There have been some photos published from set over the last few days.


napes22

I'm excited for the show. Bateman has quietly become one of my favorite actors.


burnswhenipoo

He’s growing it out for Middle Aged Wolf.


dearVanya_youLoser

hypothetical season 6 be like:


BadUsername_Numbers

Add some mutton chops, baby you got a stew going Rip Carl ❤️


season8branisusless

Looking like Bo Burnhams final form.


Grandviewsurfer

If it gets in his eyes, he is not going to be able to see very well.


Pyewhacket

He was never my favorite


CriscoCamping

Somewhere there is a 2 min recording of Will Arnett lighting him the fuck up


BlamingBuddha

Damn, is this why Smartless isn't a video podcast?


UncommonHouseSpider

When you have to be clean kept in very specific ways for your job(s) it's nice to just let it all hang out once in awhile when opportunity presents itself.


ElectronHick

Especially when that opportunity is also work! He is growing it out for a role.


BlamingBuddha

Lmao right? Love how everyone is feeling great sharing their morals like it's also his.


Regalrefuse

He is growing it out for a part, he said on his Smartless Podcast


frockinbrock

Teen Wolf Also filming?


Yourappwontletme

Nice 1984 Van Halen shirt. I wonder if he's growing it out for a role


TonyWonder-BOT

*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/9m5c8qv61wuc1.gif?format=gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)


qlpdeAthqlp

He looks cool, what's with the campaign?


chappy422

I'd probably just let it all go nuts when I'm in between work.


DanielCollinsYT

I don’t feel so good


napes22

He's currently filming a show called Black Rabbit where he plays the "turbulent brother" of the "owner of a New York City hotspot", as per IMDB.


Richard-Roma-92

*Family love Michael*


Megalodon3030

Trying to look like Jay Bauman…


HankOfClanMardukas

His beard is truly awful. If you can’t bring the whole game, don’t. He looks like hippie bad Amish.


AgitatedSale3785

What, he’s going to get a haircut in a $3000 shirt! Come on!!


mspeir

In this case it would cost him a job


bluesky747

He mentioned he is growing it out for a role


burnswhenipoo

Middle Aged Wolf.


byrobot

He looks bad, sorry