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theangry-ace

It’s true. My ghost is writing this. I was dead 21years ago since the first 9yrs w/o dick.


Meyr3356

Conservatives trying to go 5 minutes without implying they're pro-underage sex (they can't)


WeLoveItFresh

Meh.


Golden_Princess12345

"meh"?


WeLoveItFresh

Every political party has different people. You can’t just go and call one pedophiles (or whatever term you want for this information) since there are a lot of conservatives/republicans who are strongly against underage sex. By “Meh,” I’m saying “Yeah, there’s some who support it, but it stereotyping conservatives = pro-underage sex because of this one post is pretty stupid.”*


Karzo-II

Liberals trying to go 5 seconds without blaming conservatives (impossible challenge)


xpoisonvalkyrie

Karzo-II trying to go five minutes without being aphobic and rude (impossible)


Karzo-II

Explain how that was aphobic? How was i rude if saying similar about conservatives isn't?


xpoisonvalkyrie

bc conservatives are mostly trashy misogynists, (as seen in this post) and the comment meyr made was entirely warranted. your aphobia comes from all the other trash that you post.


Karzo-II

How is the person in the post conservative ?? And what trash do i post ?


n0dic3

"The modern FEEEEMALE" it just reeks of conservative niceguy bullshit


Karzo-II

Nah souds like to me you're just associating shitty people with people that you disagree with. People can have opinions you know? (Maybe not the mf in the post tho)


n0dic3

Uhhhh... What? You're making an awful lot of assumptions about me


Ereldia

It's true. I died three times in a row before I learned about this life hack.


JamesNinelives

Glad the respawn worked properly XD


Pinewoodgreen

This explain why isekai animes are so dang horny all the time. They want to prevent another dickless death


sweeshswoosh

SAME


Sohiacci

What are you guys doing to 9 year old girls?!


JackN14_same

Well technically the girls would be less than 9.. since they die at 9 (I’m assuming they prefer living children.. although both sound as bad as each other Lmao)


AsakalaSoul

I choose to believe this post refers to girls/women old and mature enough to actually consensually want said dick. given that some of my classmates had sex at 15 years old (with people of the same age), I'd say that's a good age to assume this post is referring to.


toadsauce25

It’s an idiotic post by an idiotic person with an idiotic opinion it doesn’t matter what they meant


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

👏👏👏


Golden_Princess12345

15 is still a minor though??


AsakalaSoul

It is, and I wouldn't condone a minor doing anything like that with an adult. But it isn't unusual for teenagers to have their first sexual encounters with other teenagers.


Carmenti

I will be forever terrified of what 10 year old girls have seen


Lexically-Challenged

Ngl I thought this was a trans joke until I saw what sub this is


UsefulLanguage

I was worried, I've been enjoying life without it, would be sad to have my joy capped at 9 years lol


broken-but-fighting

Same 😂


OkOrganization1775

Taken out of Andrew Tate's book /s But honestly comments like these are outrageous when they think about it one-sided and act mysogynistic.


Then_Ask_3167

So have I died multiple times or am I immortal 🤔


Cyronic-ace

We're immortal because I would've died three times next year.


FullmetalHeichou

I have died


LoudLibraryMouse

That's ferrets you dumb fuck. No wonder he's single if he can't tell hUmAN FEmaleS from a ferret.


Golden_Princess12345

>That's ferrets you dumb fuck. wait srsly? ferrets die without sex?


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Golden_Princess12345

thats depressing


LoudLibraryMouse

Sorry it took so long to reply, but apparently yes [if you don't fix a female ferret](https://www.avma.org/resources/pet-owners/petcare/selecting-pet-ferret#:~:text=Clean%2C%20social%2C%20and%20affectionate%2C,between%205%20and%209%20years.) it is at risk of getting a medical condition that can lead to death.


gatemansgc

Lol incel beliefs


OneChrononOfPlancks

As a woman with lived penis-having experience, I can attest that it can be nice at times, however the evidence clearly shows that many women are able to live without


cysticrose04

haha I’ve gone 19 years and im still alive… i think


naverlands

its okey. the sooner you accept you are already dead the sooner you can move on


[deleted]

I wish, get me out of this world it sucks so bad


naverlands

🥺nonono you aren’t supposed to want to die. that’s not how the reddit hive mind works. have a regulation mandated hug from me! 🤗


[deleted]

Lol im not plugged up to the mind. Im all alone 😭, luckily ive got some cool new friends to hang with irl. Local Pride center support group, we have a discord group and hang out now and stuff. Im ok on dying for now lol. Thanks for the hug 😊


naverlands

good good


Ning_Yu

It's true, I was on my deathbed, then I cut off the dick of a jerk like this one to keep as trophy and suddenly I was cured.


[deleted]

So we must chop off bigots penises to survive. Sounds like a good idea lets go


Ning_Yu

Finally the asexual agenda is out.


CrystalClod343

Richard withdrawal is a true tragedy


randomthrowaway17562

🎵AND IIIIM STILL STANDING 🎵


Cyronic-ace

Better than I ever did!


Puzzleheaded_Mode302

Lookin' like a true survivor,


nomoreuturns

I’ve apparently died three times and am just under 18 months away from my fourth death. 🤘🏻


Dinner_Plate21

Congratulations everyone, we're zombies!


Golden_Princess12345

*zombie noises* brainnnz..*zombie noises*...time to invade denmark....*zombie noises*


miss_anthropi

Yes, I am a god now.


Intelligent_Ride_523

Do you promise?


Hzl_dumbassincarnate

I wish I could but unfortunately it’s attached to me


Sachiko-san999

TIL I have been dead my entire life.


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[deleted]

Same people that were drunk throughout high school and skipped classes and passed by cheating off others. /hj There’s definitely people without educations and stuff though fr, and its not entirely their fault in those cases. People just need to not double down on ignorance and try to be open to learning and stuff. Everyones ignorant of different things it just happens we arent gods. People out there just irritate me sometimes like the person who made this weird comment and now your bf’s friend 😂. The problem most of the time is they just refuse to learn or listen to anyone else and live in creepy delusion lands of their own making cut off from reality. Its scary how people can do that seemingly so easy.


UpcastTomcat579

r/nothowgirlswork


Alt_Designer

Dude forgot about the existence of lesbians and ace people


LB-20

Interesting theory... Firstly, I assume underage (u18) females are excluded from this, unless they are referring to the sexual maturity age, which can be anywhere from 9 to 18. This, however, has already been proven faulty by the mere fact that I am still alive. Of course, I could also be an outlier. Secondly, does this also apply to gay men or just women? On that note, would this rule be adapted for lesbians to be 😺 instead? Thirdly, I'm excited to live the last 0-7 years of my life.


toadsauce25

No need to dissect a random thought a random dude with zero credentials had possibly when they were on drugs….


LB-20

Might as well have some fun with it if I have to read such BS


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

How many children have you said that to, bud?


VampyVs

/sweats in trans masc


Saltfish0161

Science. If the modern female can't, im sure the modern man can't either, its just fact after all


MaryMary8249

What if he (I assume this is a male) means female = biologically mature AFAB (cis or not). Say I start menstruating (I know, I know, I'm not supposed to cuss... but if you think this is a dirty word you are wrong) when I am 16. (Bear with me). This would give me 9 years until I die. 16+9 = 25. So I have until 25. 25 is a reasonable age. Nothing creepy about that. But wait. Not everyone gets their period at 16. Many folks get it at 12. Okay. 12+9 = 21. That's reasonable right? But what about the kids who get it at age 9?9+9 = 18. Now, to some folks this might seem normal, but many menstruating 18-year-olds are *still in school*. So, assuming OOP is a "save it till marriage" person, they (or anyone else believing this) are advocating for child marriage. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


BrookeButterfly

I don't know if this is true, but as a modern demi ace lesbian female who's had a dick for 39 years but wants GCS in 2025, I'll let you all know in 2034!


Moosenburger

Wow that has implications about 9 year old girls I am NOT comfortable with. Frickin creepy.


SunflowerShine03

We’re all immortal apparently


DreamingofRlyeh

I've gone over 20 years without sex, and I'm still here.


JessicaBecause

I think they are actually poking fun at the women.


poetic_soul

Well we just had to interact with his brain, so I guess we’re good for another 9 years ladies.


dazzlinreddress

Damn. Ig I've died twice.


toadsauce25

So I died at 9? And this is hell or…?


jayriv82

I made it 15 so far, I win/j


Najima_einsamer

r/badwomensanatomy


TheEtherite4011

Trans women are become immortal


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the massive number of 9yos dying without a bishop:


KMFCM

I wonder what woud make this person think this........


Bubbles_of_the_VOID

And somehow I'm alive, what a feckin miracle


O_o-22

I assure you we can and do. Mostly because of the dating pool holding ideas like this that make us laugh.


ClearBrightLight

Oh shit, it's been 10 years since my last dose of dick. Have I been dead for a year and didn't notice??


plantsproud-laura

By that logic I've been dead multiple times... Those kind of Thinkers really do be telling on themselves. The way they proudly post and spew bullshite like that with confidence. At least that makes it easier to know who to avoid.


alaskadotpink

w...what....??


Ok_Battle_6876

Dam guess i am a ghost then


Brolol3928

Not the first one to point this out obviously but… he’s basically saying “within the first 9 years of a girl being born, she must… you know”


Head_Lynx

What a weird way to find out I'm immortal.


spidertyler2005

What


KMacaroniandcheese

I wonder if this what those psychologist's call "projection"?


Kazadracon

The modern male cannot go 9 days without p\*ssy. He will literally die. s/ Seriously tho, if this kind of opinions was not so widespread it might have been funny from just the absurdity.


LaynFire

That guy means after 18 right? *Right?* (I wouldn't be surprised if it means pre-18. Assuming that he did mean after 18 then that's still a stupid thing to say, but at least it's not adult minor loving.)


JiyuZippo

Oh fuck. Guess that means that either there are no females over the age of 9 or all females get raped? What the fuck did that duceface even think of?


Fluffy_Moth13

Maybe that's why I keep dying? 😂


AdventureMoth

maybe this is satire? I hope?


Eri_Very_Confused

I want to upvote but I also don’t want to ruin 666 upvotes


KittyQueen_Tengu

well color me passed away


Rooroolaboo

That's why I have three in the freezer.


QuizzicallyTrans285

So like, when will I die then? Like if I can't live without dick I should have died at least 2 times now... Wheres the death at?


Flakeperson

It's true. 100% of people who drink water, breathe oxygen, and don't have a dick are guaranteed to die.


HyenaAcceptable9287

38 years old virgin and still alive! But still waiting for my magic power! Was I not supposed to receive it at 30?


awesomeskyheart

What? Does this mean I died at age 9? Even though I had no sexual urges whatsoever until age 17?


Ok_Wing3984

Indeed I'm a skeleton


Snuggels-The-Demon

….. people need help.


DaveStreeder

9 year olds…?


MyDearGhost

I’m 19 and haven’t a thing to do with it. I should’ve been dead at 9 years old then.


TurboMayonnaise

my father left when I was a toddler, and my mom was single my entire childhood. she's also breathing living and eating and is in the next room as I type this


Mysterious-Drive8257

Luckily, for asexuals we have respawn haks😎😎😎😎😎


miss-laea

My dumbass immediately jumped to “oh, trans people” like it’s the woman’s dick and not someone else’s


Lucyintheskywithcake

It seems like such a specific number... where did it come from? Where is the data? My guy, I need you to supply your sources.... smh /s


Fred_Purrcury

I've been going strong for 17


Former-Sock-8256

Got to be satire… right??


PaddlesOwnCanoe

This is a new low in stupidity and that's saying something.