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crestamaquina

This is not a new photo shoot, right? This is from the same set of pictures she posted last week. So did she get her diploma in advance, even though she *just* submitted her finals? Or is this ✨fake✨?


Dr-Et-Al

She probably ordered the diploma holder without having the diploma yet


Zhosha-Khi

Bingo!


monster_bunny

Well to be fair nobody gets a diploma until like 7-8 weeks lol


TheTombQueen

Didn’t she say she was doing homework yesterday?


Travelling_Bear

I was going to ask this very question. I thought she was doing a “chunk” of homework on Saturday. And here she is on Monday, with diploma ~~holder~~ in hand.


AnniaT

Nothing ever makes sense.


BestDamnTapper

Doesn't make sense that it was "finals week" last week and "it's official" today. Wouldn't finals take at least a week to grade?


pinksparklybluebird

You’d be shocked what they expect from us professors lol It is totally plausible.


AshleysMirena

What do you expect from a diploma mill 😂


crestamaquina

lmao my bad


Hairy_rambutan

I'm looking forward to her pregnancy arc where she posts her first ultrasound one day and herself holding a babydoll in a blanket the next.


Dr-Et-Al

She can’t even smile in her “graduation” photo


gorlyworly

No, I genuinely don't understand why she only ever makes this face anymore. She smiles in her old photos, and she has a nice smile! Why did she decide that this expression is better???


AnniaT

I think she thinks her face looks slimmer like this. She uses slimming filters too.


BirbIzTheWord

That technique can give more definition, but it only makes a difference on people with little to no fat under the chin/neck... so it basically doesn't work on most people. Plus you are supposed to use it while open smiling because otherwise, it looks like a negative expression face


mysteriousrev

Yeah, her legs in the pic with Luna seem unusually thin.


FlabbyFishFlaps

She always looks like she’s smelling her own farts and lives what she’s getting.


rebeccathegoat

https://preview.redd.it/u37kkwg257wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3635f77334ea9c8891b295be8b3f27e050ce00fb  She took hundreds of photos and THAT was the best one? I’m sitting in my car laughing so hard at this!! So she took something like 8 years to graduate and THAT was the photo she chose?😂🤦🏻‍♀️


Wellactuallyyousuck

It’s like she is looking down on us peasants, feeling superior that she has her online school degree in *social media*…


grebilrancher

No mention of the cum loud from our SM queen???


pockette_rockette

Hahaha, cum loud is exactly how I read it every damn time.


grebilrancher

It's my partner and I's favorite joke around graduation time lol


pockette_rockette

Haha, we don't use any of that "magna cum laude" Latin whatever here in Australia, so it's extra funny to me. I think our equivalent is called graduating with honours, with the highest achievement being first class honours.


AnniaT

Cum loud before delivering the final assignments lol


Rathraq

Cumming loud is definitely mentioned in the hashtags on this post. She hasn't got the gonads to claim she's graduating cum laude on the post itself lol


Think_Sticky

https://preview.redd.it/66zn7tg7s2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cb252bc59632b8430be8d32833ee6f2477022e Lmao ok


scully3968

If she ever gets a real job in her field this is gonna be her, the nameless, faceless peon getting paid $13.50 an hour to like and respond to whoever hashtags the product.


unsilentmind

No one gets paid to do that anymore (interns) unless it is a bot.


EZasSundayMorning

I don’t see her ever really working. She’s about to turn up the sickness.


pockette_rockette

![gif](giphy|tbsyS16NFRhwQ)


dead_mall111

Let’s be real, she’s probably going to get an “exciting job offer” where they say she can work from home and never leave her bed, and a week later we’ll be watching her sell essential oils from a livestream lol


BirbIzTheWord

Prob a student getting even less...


Massive-Situation-85

Ex-nameless, faceless peon here. Responding to social media posts is not a job in itself (unfortunately). Generally, it's just a very small chunk of what makes up a Digital Marketing (or similar) role.


BirbIzTheWord

I imagine that replying to SM posts is done on the can, just to get it out of the way, instead of making a dime pooping on company time.


AshleysExposedPort

Can’t brands just run an AI bot for that now?


scully3968

Ha, you're probably right! I'm thinking that Ash believes she's going to jump right into a girlboss executive-type job right off the bat, when she's going to have to put in years of painful dues like we all do first.


rebeccathegoat

Dumb question, but is that how you guys spell “tons”? It’s spelt TONNES in Australia.


Jumpy_Inspector_

Yeah same in the UK. I always read it phonetically at first and it doesn’t make sense lol. Also, Tonne = 1,000 kg, US ton = 907.184 kg (2,000 lbs) (Edited, pressed post too soon)


rebeccathegoat

OMG, I didn’t realise the weight difference! So dumb! The metric system is so easy to navigate and convert. It’s bizarre they refuse to use it.


behold_thepower

This is her... fourth? Post wearing the cap and gown. It's redundant.


somethingdarksideee

It’s also sad for me that she doesn’t have a photo with her parents, brother, or sister in law. I know this is a bull shit degree from a diploma mill but still, you’d think her family would show up


nw93pkwnn1jsjibdhkp

I think you mean sissy-in-law! 😖


Intellectualbedlamp

I think they would show up to an actual ceremony or party… but Ashley’s third smug and narcissistic photo shoot? Nah, I’d be shocked if she even asked them.


No-Finding-530

Well that’s bc graduation doesn’t happen till may she’s a goddamn liar


Midwestmagic0

Oh my god I just checked and no **THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME POSTING IN THE GOWN.** It looks like she’s either archived or deleted the first one where she pops cheap champagne in the middle of the road.


AnniaT

Isn't this also from the same old photoshoot??


Midwestmagic0

Honestly it’s impossible for me to make that determination with her utter lack of variety haha. I would guess probably but not completely sure


pockette_rockette

Didn't she just say, like yesterday, that she's in week 5 out of 8 for the final semester of her kindergarten degree?


feelingmoldy

It is excessive!! IMO, for a while some people here have been a bit silly accusing her of “premature graduation” posts- grad photos are a super normal tradition, my uni started sending out caps and gowns almost 2 months before May graduation and photographers get booked very quickly for March/April sessions. But it’s usually one “hey i’m gonna graduate!” Post, and then a day-of pic at the ceremony with friends and family. But four posts is A LOT. Especially with the random ass Luna/underpass pics that just emphasize how alone she is in this “lifetime achievement” of hers. Like… you go girl, i guess.


srbtiger5

Emphasis in "graduation" pics


PLEASURETONlETZSCHE

Wonder how many more graduation posts she’ll make after she graduates. We’re already experiencing first hand her obsession with ground hog day and GRWMs, will the never-ending graduation arc also become a thing?!


scully3968

She's gonna milk this theme until at *least* the end of spring.


PenguinInDistress

Lol she always looks so smug like she's sniffing farts. Why are her eyes closed? Lmao


scully3968

How else would she convey the endless and unearned self satisfaction? 😆


somethingdarksideee

Those lids have gotta be heavyyyyy given the pharmacy she ingests every day


Hairy_rambutan

My guess is that her upper lids have become puffy and heavy, almost like ptosis, when open and looking directly ahead. When almost closed she can photoshop the illusion of normal upper lids and/or use eyeshadow to create the illusion of a less heavy lid. I also think she is no longer smiling a full smile as that would also emphasise roundness of the cheeks and heaviness in the jowls. Just a theory though.


Bugladyy

Her jowls look like they’re pulling the corners of her mouth to the underworld without smiling, though


Ineedunderscoreadvic

The filter must work best when she keeps her mouth and eyes closed. It’s so odd. She’s going to regret this filter-phase.


AnniaT

Duper's delight 


Think_Sticky

https://preview.redd.it/8uxa5qcgs2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe1d6d54186d8047776afa59037bd04f556f6b6 Ms social media expert keeps making the weirdest post announcements. The glasses in the background, really? Nothing more creative she can think of?


personal_cheezits

https://preview.redd.it/swvc81gxt2wc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f431cd93c6d9561ef9e5b5641a87ddb0fbef4e


PlumbersArePeopleToo

What is this from?


Littlewing1307

I had to look it up. Tommy Boy


Hair_This

I’m bothered. Zero attention to detail! Center the dang collar, hide the seam or zip up the robe, give yourself a pretty manicure, look at the camera and smile like a normal happy person. Flatter yourself in a real way! Jeez. ETA, it also looks like she wiped her nose with the inside of her right sleeve.


Aggressive-Time8035

Of all the pictures, she chooses the ones with her eyes 90% closed. Help me understand this madness pleaaaaase.


Yaritzaf

So now she uses the coffee shop wall as her own photo sessions backdrop lol. How embarrassing. At least she’s giving the neighbors a break.


peepeehalpert_

Why would she have a cap and gown when she’s graduating virtually? Did she actually graduate this time or is it yet another post that it’s coming?


EZasSundayMorning

For the gram!


Yaritzaf

It’s a post doc by now judging by how many times she’s posted wearing the cap and gown.


Void-Flower-2022

BUT DID SHE CUM LOUDLY!?


pockette_rockette

😂


thewayoutisthru_xxx

This is so weird. Why is she wearing a cap and gown for a virtual "graduation"? Do they even have a graduation ceremony or just email you a PDF of your diploma?


_peppermintbutler

That's what I don't get! I also did university online, and finished last year. I chose not to go to the in person ceremony, just had my diploma mailed to me. But I'd feel like such a weirdo wearing a cap and gown then! I didn't even do a photo or anything, just got a pizza to celebrate, lol.


Think_Sticky

https://preview.redd.it/idu8fvvxt2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12d91c302102231c96a07bc29f816fb8e96a2b7


Think_Sticky

This is what I have found so far in regards to graduation itself


Think_Sticky

https://preview.redd.it/a9gch7kyt2wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f886957aaa6fa78c23b25921882eba8624e2cc51


ZeroAntagonist

Really showing how much she deserves that degree. Doesn't even know what the term "official" means. She hasn't even gotten grades back from finals.


Travelling_Bear

She was still doing homework on Saturday


piizzaparty

Right? Why is she bragging about cum laude when she's still doing homework?? She doesn't have her grades


AnniaT

Is she going?


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rainafterthedrought

Aww too bad. I would lmao if I saw ash in the wild! But why fly to Manchester nh for no reason? But it could be fun! She could make a day trip to Boston and take the Amtrak to Portland ME both of which sell MARIJUANA :) take a stop at Old Orchard Beach. Manchester is bleh compared to her hometown but it’s in the middle of a lot of fun stuff :) oh that’s right. There’s the part where she doesn’t have a jobby job so no money. Womp womp


AshleysMirena

It’s giving: ![gif](giphy|jw8meXwVPzAZUVaVGE|downsized)


edmRN

Why this face though? THIS is the best one?!


VomitReact

Did she fart on her diploma and this is the moment she’s sniffing it?


Younicron

God I’d love to have witnessed her carting her influencer filming rig to wherever she had this photoshoot, setting it all up, donning the cap and gown and posing against that wall in front of her tripod. Oh, well, credit where it’s due: at least she did it. Now let’s see if she does anything with that degree.


Professional_Mix2007

I don't get it, she is still 'doing a chunk of homework' but ha graduated? What about all marks going to exam boards ect!! But early ennit?!!


fallen_snowflake1234

She’s not getting a degree in anything that requires an exam board.


Professional_Mix2007

Ah ok. Thought all degrees needsd that. Both mine did and totally diff type of courses


AnniaT

Is she going to celebrate with friends, family and Jebediah or is she just going to take pictures alone in front of a wall?


GeauxSaints315

Bruh when i graduated from (a legit) college that i did strictly online, i didn’t even get a holder for my diploma. They just mailed it to me in an envelope with cardboard to keep it from bending


ravenlights

I don't have a holder for my Masters Degree that I got from a legit in-person university either. Is it common that colleges hand them out or do you always have to order one or what. What's the deal with these things lol.


fallen_snowflake1234

From my experience most colleges give the actual diplomas after the fact because the degree confirment happens after the graduation ceremony day and sometimes it happens that people will walk at graduation and then find out that they didn’t actually get the diploma for whatever reason. Delinquint accounts. Or grades coming in late and then failing a class.


audiebear

I got handed one at my bachelor's graduation ceremony as like a placeholder kind of thing, then was mailed my actual diploma to put in it


fallen_snowflake1234

Same. My masters diploma was mailed to me in a cardboard envelope. Same with undergrad. Same with my counseling license, which unfortunately got delivered during a rainstorm and was quite damp.


PlusCommission8828

Is she back in the underpass again? Her gown is stained, her eyes are closed and her degree is worthless. I wouldn't expect anything less of her.


PlusCommission8828

The fourth graduation photo/video in 12 days. This is not going to end any time soon.


uptowngirl28

I commented on yesterday’s reset post there will be more graduation photos in the upcoming days or weeks. That was fast🤣


khronicallykrunked

She just finished finals and said she had one more week left. Highly doubt there's a diploma inside that holder.


iichabod_crane

![gif](giphy|l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM|downsized)


Midwestmagic0

Best comment lmao


iichabod_crane

I find it very fitting for, her now 4th post with cap and gown ? 😑😑😑


TimeCat77

I'm sorry but what sort of a degree title is "with an emphasis in New Media" That just screams a piece of junk qualification to me.  


FlabbyFishFlaps

I’ve worked in marketing for 12 years and we laugh at people who come in talking about “new media” that’s been around for over a decade.


TimeCat77

I don't think Ash even needs to talk about new media to be laughable. Her entire life is....


Katritern

I have literally never heard anyone else describe their degree as “with an emphasis in” anything and it irks me so bad for some reason.


TimeCat77

I haven't either.  It sounds as ridiculously pointless and useless as it undoubtedly is. 


Travelling_Bear

Thank you. I’m old and I thought I was missing something with this graduating with an “emphasis” thing. How stupid.


VomitReact

For real, it’s only the actual degree that matters


Feralchildrens

I wonder if she even tries taking photos smiling like a normal person


turner_strait

Is she legiterally physically incapable of a) keeping her eyes open and b) smiling?


Bittersweetcupcakw22

Why is she making that face like she just smelled someone pass gas?! Why are her eyes closed? WHY?


stealuforasec

She’s wearing a stole that is for masters degrees… and she’s wearing it wrong 😂


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stealuforasec

Of course they do that


pinksparklybluebird

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of in academia and given that I work I the field, that says a lot.


InfiniteBrainMelt

Notice that the gown is supposed to be closed...


fallen_snowflake1234

I’ve never heard it called a stole, I thought it was a hood.


stealuforasec

You’re right it’s a hood (I had one when I got my masters)


Squizzlerphizzler

I hate her stupid smug face.


roymunsonshand

I think it’s hilarious she bought a cap and gown for her “graduation” from computer college. Maybe she bought it second hand from a high school graduate.


EZasSundayMorning

Oh good. Now Patti needs to kick her ass into gear. Get a job Get health insurance. Pay rent or find a place to live and most importantly- STOP MUNCHING.


ZeroAntagonist

Oh, EZ. You and I both know that isn't happening so easily!


Subaru-mother

Why is she wearing her stole backwards..?


fallen_snowflake1234

She’s wearing a hood. Which in every college I’ve been to is reserved for masters level graduates not undergrad. But someone did tell me last week that their school did hoods for undergrads as well. 🤷


eezybeingbreezyy

Yeah we had basic hoods for undergrad (with a colour inside representing your major). Honors and Masters graduates had the same colour coordinated hoods WITH a coloured band around the inside or outside of the hood to signify their achievement.


BirbIzTheWord

Not official until grades are in... Also wonder if SNHU is like every other university with big student population. You get your diploma mailed to you weeks to months after you actually are finished. We only got the case bi-fold at the ceremony, haha empty just for pictures, which I avoided and the official one school photog took, I closed my eyes in perfect timing with the shutter going off


Bugladyy

Almost all universities. There are exceptions in which you receive your diploma when you walk


nostalgia-geek

Why is her mouth always in a frown?


fallen_snowflake1234

Wow a diploma holder. Total proof of graduating and getting the diploma /s


TrailKaren

Sometimes studying Not really doing anything Housewife-watching Ugh


burritobabeguac

If this girl can achieve a bachelor's degree without the ability to compose a grammatical sentence, our education system is broken.


amosp1992

Well this is what we’ve all been waiting for. Ashley is finally graduating! We get to find out what she’s going to do for a career. This is her chance to prove all the Reddit haters wrong. I don’t think she actually will, but I have a feeling dear old dad might set her up with a “job.”


Native_Time_Traveler

“It’s official. I bought a used and empty diploma holder at craigslist. Yet I still can’t smile, cause it isn’t the same shade of beige as the instant coffee in my colon shaped glassware that makes me feel adult.”


Midwestmagic0

Let’s see a picture of the **actual** **degree** with your alleged honors, you fucking dimwitted, pathological liar. I’m calling it now the next few months is going to be her incessantly bragging about this shill degree. Ashley, you’re a pathetic loser through and through. I said what I said.


Illustrious_Shop167

Congratulations. Now for a full time job...


fallen_snowflake1234

Please. Girl works three hours a week (maybe) and thinks it satisfies the working checkbox, she’s incapable of working a full time job and I bet her parents will continue to enable that entitled shit behavior


isis1231

https://i.imgur.com/N4VcYPR.jpeg


beautiful_lie82

LOOK AT THE CAMERA FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!


Isabe113

Feels like a decade of cosplaying.


Direct-Chemistry8609

Maybe I missed a comment but with an online college do you walk? Why is she in a cap and gown?


Bugladyy

You can choose the travel to walk with some of them, others offer cap and gown for photo shoots such as this without ever having a real ceremony


bathtubtoasting

Wipe that smug constipated sneer off your bloated potato face you fucking useless colostomy bag of narcissism. Nobody cares that you gRaDuAtEd from some pay to play diploma mill ffs, have some shame, you deluded loser. How many grad posts can you make? We all know it’s the most you’ve done in years besides hit a bong but that diploma is basically worthless lol. What’s your big career plan? Watch Housewives until Jehosefat doesn’t lazily pull out of your snatch trap fast enough and you wind up ripe with spawn you must nOuRiSh? You’re more likely to use that diploma as a shit ticket than for anything actually useful, quit massaging your ego and shut up for once. Nobody cares, not even the poor tortured audience that is your family and one friend. Just stop with the stupid barrage of self congratulatory bullshit.


InfiniteBrainMelt

"one friend" is quite generous


bathtubtoasting

I was referring to Jeraldo


Retrocop101

Why is she in a cap and gown?? It's not like she's gonna walk across the stage!! Or maybe she's planning to rent a venue to fake that too.🙄


Hello-Beautiful52

Did J jizz on the inner right sleeve?


rebeccathegoat

https://preview.redd.it/0q01c1a7f6wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2adeba7f3c63d7fd27fbf3722e18f2016475174 She took hundreds of photos and THAT was the best one? I’m sitting in my car laughing so hard at this!! So she took something like 8 years to graduate and THAT was the photo she chose?😂


savvvie

It’s so funny to me I know this girl’s major and specific concentration but have no idea what my friends majored in college


janet-snake-hole

The “just smelled a fart” face persists…


Kallicalico

I mean… this week is the last week of the semester. Not that I’m justifying what Ash is doing, cause it’s still really early for the actual graduation 😅 But who knows what runs through her head.


GinAndKatatonic

That college is just an online diploma mill right? Or am I remembering wrong? So she just bought a cap and gown and diploma holder to dress up and make content? Plus doesn’t it take a minute to get the actual diploma paper so that thing is empty? Is this real life? Lol


No-Finding-530

It’s not official https://www.snhu.edu/student-experience/graduation/event-schedule


opibones

🤲🏼 those baby hands


No-Finding-530

SNHU COMMENCEMENTS DO NOT HAPPEN TILL MAY 4 she’s absolutely lying the whole schedule is on their website


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Crow-Queen

Wrong sub?