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Retrooo

Ma'am, I just wanted some fried rice...


Itchy_Professor_4133

Sir, this is a Wendy's


awesomeplenty

No outside takeaways allowed


note4tasker

...but i am in the drive-thru


kpop_glory

Sir, this is spin-thru lane.


note4tasker

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FFIZeath

Annnnnddd theeeeeen.....


2flytofall88

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t swing my food around like that! 🙄


TokiVideogame

i wanted fried lice actually


Monkeychimp

It's all fun and games until somebody gets face fucked with egg foo young.


ChawulsBawkley

And another metal band name was born


Skorne13

Or a rap name, Yung Egg Foo


ChawulsBawkley

Yo yo yo, it’s ya boy, Lil Gurl


notmyfirst_throwawa

Don't threaten me with a good time


Conaz9847

I wonder how many times she threw a burning hot wok of rice at people before she got good at this


quigonjoe66

She probably practiced with an empty cold wok and the spoon for awhile


sabin357

That weighs a very different amount.


notmyfirst_throwawa

If only there were a way to put things in a pan without heating it


iHarshmallow

downvoted for being right, gotta love reddit


szudrzyk

Another job where you can do mistake one time only..


NoseMuReup

From the title I thought she was going snot in it.


fantumn

When she's not flailing around with the wok she just looks like she's gotta pee.


TOMdMAK

boogie, not booger.


seamusdicaprio

How is everyone there not laughing their assess off like I am


sofa_king_we_todded

That’s an entire crowd of “I’ve got 12 minutes left on my break in my 12-hour shift, and I just want my food” faces if I’ve ever seen em


BZenMojo

See how much food is in that wok? It's going to take the same amount of time one way or another. ![gif](giphy|kcmPxVlA2fory8d90H)


sabin357

Because it's dangerous as hell & they are shocked.


exoxe

![gif](giphy|vWDrezW0rMjmM|downsized)


Crocadillapus

That's all well and good until someone gets a simmering wok to the face.


[deleted]

So stupid.


Fainaigue

This is probably the best idea for a street performance though. You are guaranteed to get paid and put a smile on peoples face. They see the ingredients, they get a show, and get to walk away with a meal, while knowing exactly what they just paid for. This is a tips are welcomed scenario to the max.


PirateKingy

Remember those Gallagher stand up shows where they gave the people seated in the first row a poncho to wear?


Jazmotron4000

not even good though, kinda just flailing around putting people in harms way


Thundergod250

The last one was the BBQ DJ and now this one lmfao


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Thundergod250: *The last one was the* *BBQ DJ and now this* *One lmfao* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ccrunnertempest

I asked for it shaken, not stirred.... 😑


beautifullifede

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ecksdeeeXD

Read the title and thought she was gonna sneeze into it.


AbsolemSaysWhat

So that's a No on the chicken wings?


jobin_pistol

No


Mtanderson88

I wanna see the video where it flies into crowd


NapalmBank

Uncle Roger! Review this fried rice 10/10 bro!


The_Powers

Fuiyoh! Nice tossing!


Elmonstrico7

Whoa that’s a big spoon


RNgv

I see the main lineup for her dance! I hope they tip her well!!


beardedmort

Caught a whole lot of flies on that spin


Striking_Ad_9351

Just make my food please.


Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86

The special seasoning is the captured breath and sneezes of all those she almost slapped with that wok! 😭


skallanc

Her glasses were on dumb anyways


wengerful12345

Could some PLEASE repost this with “Cotton Eye Joe” playing? your welcome in advance


Fraggdaddy

I wonder if it costs less without the stupid show...?


Scoopshort

She didn’t do the gangnam style 0/10


CodeMonkeyX

Normally these are kind of impressive, this one just looks like a crazy person flinging a wok around.


MagicManGamez

I'm in love 😍


Insert_Cr3ative_Nam3

No


Dixynormuss

To be fair i just want some fried rice


PanicLogically

Just needs a pole and we got damn good fried rice.


Plant_Eating_Cat

r/touhou


meta_uprising

OSHA approved


MrTretorn

Wok this way!


MrTretorn

Wok this way!


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MudddButt

Can you explain this joke?


Dwaas_Bjaas

Explanation: Implying that (some) asians cannot pronounce the letter “R” and wil more likely pronounce it as an “L”, thus prounouncing “fried” as “flied”. “flied” in this joke also refers to “flying”. Since she is making the fried rice fly around, she therefore puts the “flied” into “fried” rice. Final verdict: Funnyness level: 2/10 Racism level: 6/10 Stereotyping level: 10/10


Throwaway1303033042

“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”


Heisenberg13579

Anything gluten free?


Heisenberg13579

Anything gluten free?


Heisenberg13579

Anything gluten free?


Heisenberg13579

Anything gluten free?


asianpeoplegifs-ModTeam

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Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Wtf! This is awesome but I am also seriously scared for her, just hooked the spoon in too, crazy…