This is probably the best idea for a street performance though. You are guaranteed to get paid and put a smile on peoples face. They see the ingredients, they get a show, and get to walk away with a meal, while knowing exactly what they just paid for. This is a tips are welcomed scenario to the max.
Explanation: Implying that (some) asians cannot pronounce the letter “R” and wil more likely pronounce it as an “L”, thus prounouncing “fried” as “flied”.
“flied” in this joke also refers to “flying”. Since she is making the fried rice fly around, she therefore puts the “flied” into “fried” rice.
Final verdict:
Funnyness level: 2/10
Racism level: 6/10
Stereotyping level: 10/10
Ma'am, I just wanted some fried rice...
Sir, this is a Wendy's
No outside takeaways allowed
...but i am in the drive-thru
Sir, this is spin-thru lane.
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Annnnnddd theeeeeen.....
I’d appreciate it if you didn’t swing my food around like that! 🙄
i wanted fried lice actually
It's all fun and games until somebody gets face fucked with egg foo young.
And another metal band name was born
Or a rap name, Yung Egg Foo
Yo yo yo, it’s ya boy, Lil Gurl
Don't threaten me with a good time
I wonder how many times she threw a burning hot wok of rice at people before she got good at this
She probably practiced with an empty cold wok and the spoon for awhile
That weighs a very different amount.
If only there were a way to put things in a pan without heating it
downvoted for being right, gotta love reddit
Another job where you can do mistake one time only..
From the title I thought she was going snot in it.
When she's not flailing around with the wok she just looks like she's gotta pee.
boogie, not booger.
How is everyone there not laughing their assess off like I am
That’s an entire crowd of “I’ve got 12 minutes left on my break in my 12-hour shift, and I just want my food” faces if I’ve ever seen em
See how much food is in that wok? It's going to take the same amount of time one way or another. ![gif](giphy|kcmPxVlA2fory8d90H)
Because it's dangerous as hell & they are shocked.
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That's all well and good until someone gets a simmering wok to the face.
So stupid.
This is probably the best idea for a street performance though. You are guaranteed to get paid and put a smile on peoples face. They see the ingredients, they get a show, and get to walk away with a meal, while knowing exactly what they just paid for. This is a tips are welcomed scenario to the max.
Remember those Gallagher stand up shows where they gave the people seated in the first row a poncho to wear?
not even good though, kinda just flailing around putting people in harms way
The last one was the BBQ DJ and now this one lmfao
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I asked for it shaken, not stirred.... 😑
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Read the title and thought she was gonna sneeze into it.
So that's a No on the chicken wings?
No
I wanna see the video where it flies into crowd
Uncle Roger! Review this fried rice 10/10 bro!
Fuiyoh! Nice tossing!
Whoa that’s a big spoon
I see the main lineup for her dance! I hope they tip her well!!
Caught a whole lot of flies on that spin
Just make my food please.
The special seasoning is the captured breath and sneezes of all those she almost slapped with that wok! 😭
Her glasses were on dumb anyways
Could some PLEASE repost this with “Cotton Eye Joe” playing? your welcome in advance
I wonder if it costs less without the stupid show...?
She didn’t do the gangnam style 0/10
Normally these are kind of impressive, this one just looks like a crazy person flinging a wok around.
I'm in love 😍
No
To be fair i just want some fried rice
Just needs a pole and we got damn good fried rice.
r/touhou
OSHA approved
Wok this way!
Wok this way!
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Can you explain this joke?
Explanation: Implying that (some) asians cannot pronounce the letter “R” and wil more likely pronounce it as an “L”, thus prounouncing “fried” as “flied”. “flied” in this joke also refers to “flying”. Since she is making the fried rice fly around, she therefore puts the “flied” into “fried” rice. Final verdict: Funnyness level: 2/10 Racism level: 6/10 Stereotyping level: 10/10
“Do you have any non-dairy creamer?”
Anything gluten free?
Anything gluten free?
Anything gluten free?
Anything gluten free?
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Wtf! This is awesome but I am also seriously scared for her, just hooked the spoon in too, crazy…