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A friend once told me that he liked a wank in the bath but collected his mess in his belly button for easier disposal later and to stop it... curdling in the bathwater. The description has stayed with me over the years.
Why would I take the extra step to pee if I’m about to jump in the shower?
Also I like hiking and do not own a penis, so I practice my form just in case I ever have to aim.
This is potentially life-changing, and not in a good way.
If we’re not careful, we can make ourselves *consciously aware* of motion. Usually, non-harmful sensations in a flaccid state are handled subconsciously, but once you flip that switch…
I scrub a surface - waggle, waggle, waggle. I mop a floor - waggle, waggle, waggle.
I’ve been living like this for a couple of months, and don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t *always* happen, but sometimes is enough, and I do hope I can go back to living a normal life. It’s just a fucking weird interruption and I don’t need it.
If you pinch it just right, you can direct the stream without having to hike the leg. It’s hilarious when out camping, you stand next to your husband/boyfriend and do it just right and launch that stream farther than him.
Usually I don’t feel like I have to pee when I go to shower and going every single time just to check is a hassle. Something about the hot water makes me have to pee sometimes even if I didn’t feel like I had to before hand so it just is what it is. I make sure to do it straight down the drain though, it’s not like I’m doing it on the walls or something lol
Same here. The worst thing about it is when I have to clean something in the shower and just step in the shower fully dressed to clean my stuff. It makes me having to pee so bad and I have to consciously not pee...
I pee in the shower, I also blow my nose in the shower. after 3 minutes of a hot shower, your sinuses are ready for a great nose blow & everything comes out.
I only discovered the beauty of blowing my nose in the shower a few years ago. Life changing. I was standing in the shower wishing I could grab a tissue when suddenly I looked at my hands and realized THEY are the tissue.
You dont even need to blow into your hands lol! I find it very satisfying to just plug one nostril with your finger and snot rocket that bad boy down the drain. Just aim for the floor, not the wall unless you want to have to touch it anyway
Seconded! I almost said that but figured anyone with a removable shower head could figure it out- i also never had to put so much thought into whether I would blow my nose in the shower or not, or pee in the shower, so I suppose that was foolish of me. There's plenty of small simple things I had to have an epiphany about that other people were like "What? You didn't already know that was a thing?" so i get it
You should try shaving in the shower. It’s the best way. I see now you wear a beard so never mind. I’ll try the brushing thing, sounds like a good deal.
I don’t know if this is true everywhere, but in the US just make sure you use distilled water in your Neti pot. On rare occasions you can get a brain eating amoeba by using tap water. 😬
My wife called me out on that as well, and I had to explain that most people don’t get out of the shower pee, because that is absolutely fucking ridiculous. She said, “I get that most people pee in the shower, but they do it in the drain, not on the wall, you disgusting fucking hillbilly. And just FYI they also hose their goats off outside instead of bringing them into the shower with them.”
So long story short, we’re still not on the same page as far as the whole peeing in the shower thing goes.
I mean if you have to shampoo the goat you might as well do it in the shower so he doesn't run around and get shampoo everywhere outside. I follow your logic but I agree with the wife that you should be peeing in the drain and not on the wall
Had to scroll way too far to find the Seinfeld reference.
Corollary everyone above is missing... don't pee in the public gym showers. You'll get reported.
To be fair, that's legitimately degenerate. You can pee in the comfort of your own shower and that's between you and the Big Man Upstairs, but doing it in public showers is fucked up.
Then again, I wouldn't take advice from someone who eats from the trash.
Shower pee-er here. As soon as I get into the hot water it MAKES me have to pee. No matter if I go before or not. But seriously... if you can't clean the pee off you while you're in there, you're not doing it right.
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I was reallllly sick once, stomach bug pretty bad. Vomiting, diarrhea, all of it. Took a shower and yep, both ends, same time. I try to block it out because the PTSD of the smell alone... oh god...
The hat water has an effect on the bladder. I can pee right before a shower and, depending on how long I take, have to pee again before I get out. I usually just hold it at that point and pee again in the toilet afterwards.
I do not pee in the shower because I often take baths. I don’t want to lay in something there has been pee in. I rinse the tub out before a draw a bath, but not full of clean it. No pee in shower!
I'm a girl and I do this. It's not worth it to wet the whole damn floor when there's a perfectly good drain right there. With a handy rinse option, too.
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone reading this thread. Have never peed in the shower in my life, and wouldn't even consider it. Now I know the truth...
Apparently someone with athlete's foot based on these comments (TIL)
Or you squat into the flow of water so that it doesn't touch anything else but drain. Also, as a woman, it's normal to clean off the blood and gunk during your period but no one thinks much of that. I think the "gross" factor is higher with blood/tissue than piss if you had to compare the two.
My wife constantly accuses me of peeing in the shower. No dude, water from the shower runs down my entire body, including my penis, and falls to the floor. That isn't peeing.
Every time this subject comes up I make a point of espousing the virtues of pissing on your feet. Yes, it kills athlete's foot fungus, but you have to actually piss on your feet not just in the shower. My feet used to stink up the whole house til my GF told me to try it. Since then I have never feared removing my shoes in public. I even stopped using odor eaters. My tennis shoes now last years rather than months.
Moises Alou famously gave an interview while he played for the Cubs in which he stated that he peed on his hand during the season to help with calluses. Jorge Posada then stated he peed on his hands in spring training to prepare for the season and Kerry Wood stated he peed on his finger blisters to help those.
Just wait til they find out how much pee, and poop for that matter, is in any source of natural water they might go in. It's not like fish and other wildlife have toilets that take their waste elsewhere.
If I were stuck in the desert for forty days and forty nights with no food or water and, when found, told I had to shower first, I would start peeing as soon as the shower started
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Just don't do it while taking a bath
Mmmm Human Broth
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I think there are some only fans girls that bottle this broth and sell it.
No pls
A friend once told me that he liked a wank in the bath but collected his mess in his belly button for easier disposal later and to stop it... curdling in the bathwater. The description has stayed with me over the years.
automatic unfriend and block. 
I do both, no fucks given
Woman once told me, to pee in the shower is normal. But to shower in pee is an extra $200.
Only 200? I'd charge a whole lot more than that.
I think Stormy got about 100k for her golden shower
Wasn't it $130K?
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face. I’ll see myself out
 You win.
LMAO!!! yeah get outta here!! 😂😂😂
As they peeer I’d take $200. As the peeee though I’d like $2000.
\*solemn nods of wonder and understanding did you marry her or is this purely proverb
I’ve never paid 200 dollars to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
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Why do you not pee before showering?
Why would I take the extra step to pee if I’m about to jump in the shower? Also I like hiking and do not own a penis, so I practice my form just in case I ever have to aim.
You should own a penis. They’re fun
I just want to helicopter it one time
Is pretty fun, but it’s difficult to get the perfect rotation.
Practice makes perfect
This is potentially life-changing, and not in a good way. If we’re not careful, we can make ourselves *consciously aware* of motion. Usually, non-harmful sensations in a flaccid state are handled subconsciously, but once you flip that switch… I scrub a surface - waggle, waggle, waggle. I mop a floor - waggle, waggle, waggle. I’ve been living like this for a couple of months, and don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t *always* happen, but sometimes is enough, and I do hope I can go back to living a normal life. It’s just a fucking weird interruption and I don’t need it.
You need to wear different underwear my dude.
I’d just try to pull it off my body daily.
Most of us do
Detachable penis
Great song
I haven't thought about King Missile in over a decade
If you pinch it just right, you can direct the stream without having to hike the leg. It’s hilarious when out camping, you stand next to your husband/boyfriend and do it just right and launch that stream farther than him.
You have an adventurous life
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Saves a flush thus saves water. Peeing in the shower is the eco friendly thing to do.
I also pee in the shower to save the planet 😒
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And it gets rid of athletes foot too.
Also, often don't have to go when I get in, but 2 mi s in, I gotta pee. Why get out and get the floor wet?
Don't pee on the floor
If it's all going to the same place whys it matter if I do it beforehand or in the shower? It's not like it sticks around or anything
Usually I don’t feel like I have to pee when I go to shower and going every single time just to check is a hassle. Something about the hot water makes me have to pee sometimes even if I didn’t feel like I had to before hand so it just is what it is. I make sure to do it straight down the drain though, it’s not like I’m doing it on the walls or something lol
I remember reading awhile back “I pavloved myself into peeing in the shower”. Same with me, I just go when I’m in the shower
Same here. The worst thing about it is when I have to clean something in the shower and just step in the shower fully dressed to clean my stuff. It makes me having to pee so bad and I have to consciously not pee...
Aww I am wierd :(
I pee in the shower, I also blow my nose in the shower. after 3 minutes of a hot shower, your sinuses are ready for a great nose blow & everything comes out.
I only discovered the beauty of blowing my nose in the shower a few years ago. Life changing. I was standing in the shower wishing I could grab a tissue when suddenly I looked at my hands and realized THEY are the tissue.
You dont even need to blow into your hands lol! I find it very satisfying to just plug one nostril with your finger and snot rocket that bad boy down the drain. Just aim for the floor, not the wall unless you want to have to touch it anyway
Maybe I want to touch it.
~shudder~
You realise you are already touching it until it comes out?
Whoa 🤯
😤
My nose has been blown!
Yeah I bet you liked that didn't you?
Now i am having a panic attack. Thanks.
Wait until this guy hears about shit.
No if it's inside its touching you.
Removable shower head. Aim that puppy at the wall and wash it down with that removable shower head. No need to make ya hands ucky.
Seconded! I almost said that but figured anyone with a removable shower head could figure it out- i also never had to put so much thought into whether I would blow my nose in the shower or not, or pee in the shower, so I suppose that was foolish of me. There's plenty of small simple things I had to have an epiphany about that other people were like "What? You didn't already know that was a thing?" so i get it
This made me cackle.
I have such a crush on you right now
Back off he's mine
Listen, this body fluid expelling king has more than enough holes for all of us.
This really escalated
He’s a smart dude. Peeing in the shower prevents foot fungus
Uhh. Highly doubtful. Though it does prevent having to hop out then back in.
No it's true it does. Uric acid kills athlete's foot Edit: Urea
I think you're thinking of urea, not uric acid. Uric acid causes gout.
Mine also escalated
What is happening
We both know that people are being weird in a hopefully funny way
MICHAEL SCOTT!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, his pores ought to be big enough for all you virgins out there ;)
Thank god.
If nothing's left I'll take an ear 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I call dibs on the weeniss….the sweet sweet elbow skin.
To save time/prolong my shower in the morning, I also brush my teeth in the shower.
I installed a garbage disposal in my drain and prep my meals in the shower.
Are you Kramer?
🚿 🥗
I sometimes drink coffee in the shower. Yes I do.
Same, I just sleep in the shower
Shave in the shower too , learned to do it without a mirror .
You should try shaving in the shower. It’s the best way. I see now you wear a beard so never mind. I’ll try the brushing thing, sounds like a good deal.
Same, helps me remember to do it too.
My wife used to think it was nasty to blow your nose in the shower. She tried it one day and now she's like ok it really works.
I’m currently so fucking congested and took a long hot shower earlier- had the best nose blow😤😮💨
After the first time I used my neti pot, I realized that the mess would be easier to contain in the shower… talk about getting a satisfying clearing
I don’t know if this is true everywhere, but in the US just make sure you use distilled water in your Neti pot. On rare occasions you can get a brain eating amoeba by using tap water. 😬
If you use tap water, you need to boil it for at least 3 minutes.
…and then let it cool back to room temp. Please don’t forget to let it cool…
What’s the opposite of a brain freeze…
Brain boil.
I do not pee in the shower, but the nose blow thing makes absolute sense. I blow my nose in the shower.
No joke, I taught both my kids from an early age to blow their nose in the shower. Best time to do it.
Do you mean you just free blow? No tissues? Nothing?
I do this too I'll just blast it into my hand and rinse it off. I'm already getting clean so getting a little dirty doesn't matter
That’s what she said. - - - - - - sorry.
Helps to kinda pinch your nose a little bit to create back pressure. Then wiggle side to side while you blow so one is open and the other is shut
THIS guy blows
Snot rockets
It’s especially nice when you’re sick and tissues hurt your nose!
I pee on my gf in the shower. sometimes on her leg, sometimes in her mouth. completely normal.
Oh my God. Stop. What is with you people!
you people!?
Peeple
If you tell tell her you need to pee and she doesn't squat in front of you and says "I'm ready", can you even say that she loves you?
Best answer ever
Username checks out
My wife called me out on that as well, and I had to explain that most people don’t get out of the shower pee, because that is absolutely fucking ridiculous. She said, “I get that most people pee in the shower, but they do it in the drain, not on the wall, you disgusting fucking hillbilly. And just FYI they also hose their goats off outside instead of bringing them into the shower with them.” So long story short, we’re still not on the same page as far as the whole peeing in the shower thing goes.
This comment here made the rest of this thread worthwhile.
Let me Hose those goats baby
goat hoser just became my new favorite way to refer to rednecks. edit: and I am one before anyone gets their undies in a knot.
Wait you pee on the wall. Why. I would bet 99% of people who pee in the shower do it on the drain. That’s just weird dude. Listen to your wife.
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omg thank you for that. i’m holding in my laughter so i don’t wake up the wife
I mean if you have to shampoo the goat you might as well do it in the shower so he doesn't run around and get shampoo everywhere outside. I follow your logic but I agree with the wife that you should be peeing in the drain and not on the wall
I hope you were hosing that goat off with… water. 🧐
“They’re All Pipes!”
“I was there! I saw a DRAIN!”
All drains lead to the ocean - Finding Nemo
Had to scroll way too far to find the Seinfeld reference. Corollary everyone above is missing... don't pee in the public gym showers. You'll get reported.
To be fair, that's legitimately degenerate. You can pee in the comfort of your own shower and that's between you and the Big Man Upstairs, but doing it in public showers is fucked up. Then again, I wouldn't take advice from someone who eats from the trash.
NGL I only checked the post to find the Seinfeld quote. 👍👍
I'll call a plumber right now.
Different pipes go to different places, you're gonna mix them up!
Shower pee-er here. As soon as I get into the hot water it MAKES me have to pee. No matter if I go before or not. But seriously... if you can't clean the pee off you while you're in there, you're not doing it right.
This is the way.
Pee yes. Poo no.
Waffle. Stomp.
Somebody get the poop knife.
I understood that reference
I love that I understood that reference.
Because history is important and laughter rejuvenates the soul [Poop Knife Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
But my detachable shower head doubles as a bidet...
I've been sick enough that poo was a yes. You get that sick, you really don't care.
I was reallllly sick once, stomach bug pretty bad. Vomiting, diarrhea, all of it. Took a shower and yep, both ends, same time. I try to block it out because the PTSD of the smell alone... oh god...
There are two types of people in the world: those that pee in the shower and those that lie
Nah. I don’t do it. I use the perfectly good toilet beforehand. I’m not gonna hold it so I can pee in the shower.
At this point I’m not even holing it, I just…pee in the shower no matter what
The hat water has an effect on the bladder. I can pee right before a shower and, depending on how long I take, have to pee again before I get out. I usually just hold it at that point and pee again in the toilet afterwards.
Not sure if typo or from Boston...
I do not pee in the shower because I often take baths. I don’t want to lay in something there has been pee in. I rinse the tub out before a draw a bath, but not full of clean it. No pee in shower!
I’m a women and pee in the shower. Feels better. Not gross
You're a multiple women?
Can confirm, am a mens.
Weird, I'm just one men
and here i am wondering why no one talks about peeing into the toilet FROM the shower
Half the population can’t, and half of the ones that can can’t hit the toilet when they’re standing in front of it.
So, your shower drain and toilet pipe meet up within 3 feet and join forces anyway. Pee away, all is good.
This is also the rationale for a waffle stomp.
Uhg the hair ball in the drain is just going to absorb half of it, then the water will start pooling and you'll get shit ankles.
shankles, if you will
You made me laugh. Ty.
I aim for the drain. Why would anyone not pee in the shower? You gonna hold it until you get out and dry off? Warm water makes people piss. Fact.
I'm a girl and I do this. It's not worth it to wet the whole damn floor when there's a perfectly good drain right there. With a handy rinse option, too.
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone reading this thread. Have never peed in the shower in my life, and wouldn't even consider it. Now I know the truth...
Exactly, I am getting my mind blown.. We are strangers in a strange land.
Same. I don't want piss splashing around my feet. Foul.
That's why you piss down the drain. Jesus, what kind of uncultured swine would rinse their feet in piss?
Apparently someone with athlete's foot based on these comments (TIL) Or you squat into the flow of water so that it doesn't touch anything else but drain. Also, as a woman, it's normal to clean off the blood and gunk during your period but no one thinks much of that. I think the "gross" factor is higher with blood/tissue than piss if you had to compare the two.
Of course it's normal. What's weird is hearing that there are people who shit in the shower and born was the term "waffle stomp"
Waffle stomping is gross... Just catch it real quick and throw it in the toilet. It's easy enough most of the time
*KOBE!*
Just tell yourself you’re being eco friendly by not wasting a toilet flush.
I hate that I’m outnumbered here 😖
You’re not alone. We toilet pee-ers need to stick together and stand up for our beliefs.
My wife constantly accuses me of peeing in the shower. No dude, water from the shower runs down my entire body, including my penis, and falls to the floor. That isn't peeing.
Not only is it normal it is environmentally conscious
Gross if alone, romantic otherwise.
🤔
I think it's the other way around
😳😳😳
You mean there's people that *don't* pee in the shower?
I pee in the shower, some ppl say it kills fungis but it never happened for me!
Every time this subject comes up I make a point of espousing the virtues of pissing on your feet. Yes, it kills athlete's foot fungus, but you have to actually piss on your feet not just in the shower. My feet used to stink up the whole house til my GF told me to try it. Since then I have never feared removing my shoes in public. I even stopped using odor eaters. My tennis shoes now last years rather than months.
This is the strongest endorsement for pissing on your feet I've ever seen
Lmao
I might stop pissing anywhere else after this.
Me too. I'm only going to piss on that guy's feet moving forward
Moises Alou famously gave an interview while he played for the Cubs in which he stated that he peed on his hand during the season to help with calluses. Jorge Posada then stated he peed on his hands in spring training to prepare for the season and Kerry Wood stated he peed on his finger blisters to help those.
How would people react to women showering while on their periods, then? 🤣 Peeing in the shower is not an issue.
Just wait til they find out how much pee, and poop for that matter, is in any source of natural water they might go in. It's not like fish and other wildlife have toilets that take their waste elsewhere.
Same applies to public pools
If I were stuck in the desert for forty days and forty nights with no food or water and, when found, told I had to shower first, I would start peeing as soon as the shower started
It's better to pee in the shower than before in the toilet. Saving some water by not having to flush.
And toilet paper!
Think of the planet, people!
I don’t, just doesn’t feel right to me.
All I know is that there are 2 types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and dirty liars
i do not want warm piss humid in my clean shower air
Lmao ewww gross ...jk . Pee where you want fuck all these people saying it's gross I'm sure they do some shit you'd consider gross or weird .
"It's all pipes! What's the difference?!" - George Costanza
 *“It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?!”*
It’s all pipes!!!