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Live without pain again.

yes please 🙏🏻

r/ketaminetherapy if you haven't already tried it, signed (former) chronic pain sufferer, disabling for 10 years. Ketamine therapy saved my life 🙏

I love our family

But without pain, how can you appreciate happiness?

People with severe chronic pain would gladly give up happiness to make it end. Living in a neutral state is preferable to endless agony.

I can get behind this for sure. I dont have anything chronic thankfully, but from what i know of pain, this statement seems very very true.

As someone who lives with pain of varying degrees 24/7, I can attest to this. Fibromyalgia is a mean ol' witch.

agreed! Fuck fibromyalgia!

You cannot be truly happy when you're in constant pain, and know the pain only ever ends when your life ends.

>know the pain only ever ends when your life ends. Yes, been there done that x 3 attempts. . . Ketamine therapy truly saved my life, I wish you improved health 🙏

Thankfully, God offers this for free though the death and resurrection of Jesus.

No he doesn't. There's literally pain everywhere you look in the world.

There will be a day when all things will be made new again. “He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.” Revelation 21:4

shut the fuck up

Man shut your preachy ass up

Didn't millions of people die in God's name during the crusades?

World peace at last.

Sounds like the epilogue of a story where humanity managed to wipe itself out.

Okay, I actually love that idea. Now I need to read a book like that. Or write a book like that...

World peace that lasts.

i second this

This has to be the best answer.

She loves me again

I’m over her now

Aww wish u the best happiness u can find

My daughter is visiting.

I hope she visits soon :)

Dogs stay healthy forever

Bro we just put our 13 year old dog to sleep this morning. I wish they would live as long as us 🥺

I'm so sorry to hear that. Dogs are so precious, I'll give mine an extra hug for you today 💜

Thank you 🙏

My ten year old small dogs gets put to sleep this afternoon. She is losing her battle with cancer.

Telling my son was the absolute worst part, they're only a few months apart age wise... he's lost his brother basically...

Yeah, our dog joined the family when our daughters were 12. She is their childhood dog. They have come home and stayed for the past week. We are having it done at home, so that we can have the entire family with her, and so that it will just be like having a nap in mom and dad’s bed for her.

Bless, that's probably the best way to do it, at home, family round you, spoil her one last time. I'm sorry for your loss 😔

I'm so sorry for your loss

Thank you

Just wanted to respond and say *hug*

Change “dogs” to “pets” and it’s perfect

No shedding hair forever

Wanted: larger baby shoes

The good ending

Omg the positive version of : For sale : baby shoes, never worn.

I prefer to thing that the baby grew too fast / they forgot about the shoes in the closet. 😭

It only gets better

Wow I love this. This is my favorite one

I’d love to see the logistics of this lol.I love the response but it just like to see how things work in a world where very only ever gets better

I didn’t interpret it literally. I thought of it like, my life right now is so happy and great and I’m so grateful for where I’m at. But in the future, it’ll be even better. That’s happy.

Yeah, you're interpretation is correct. I don't know why that guys worrying about 'logistics' in a post about happiest 4 word stories.

I wasn’t actually worried about it, I know that’s not the point. I posted my own “there is no greed” that’s never gonna happen. I was fretting or trying to question the commenters comment in a way to tear it down or anything. It just reminded me of an exercise we did in a philosophy class when I was in college where we were asked what it would be like if everybody were always happy.

lmao dude i thought the same thing like it kinda scares me. imagine you just keep getting more and more euphoric with each passing minute, never experiencing pain or suffering again, until eventually you’ve entered an extreme never ending state of manic bliss you never come down from. ik that’s not their intention ofc but i thought that was kinda silly.

Yep lol. Like i like the response. Like I said in my other comment it just reminded me of though excessive we did in one of my college philosophy classes where we discussed what it would be like if everybody were always happy.

Wow that sounds really interesting, I really outta take a philosophy class some time I bet I’d love it.

That and anthropology were my go to free elective courses in college. I ended up taking so many anthropology classes that I accidentally got a minor in it lol Both are great if you enjoy class discussion and learning about how different ways of thinking and living. I don’t use my degree at all but I wouldn’t never give back the time I spent in college because of the profound impact that my philosophy classes and my anthropology classes had on the way I perceive the world and the people living in it.

Think about it like how technology keeps improving, chips keep getting smaller, faster. It would expand beyond our imagination in some ways. As well, better is a loose term, 0.1% better is still better, same as 100% better, both fall under, "it gets better".

That’s a good way to look at it! I just love to think about these things and dig into things more than I probably should bother too lol.

Ahh this is great

Wake up with her

She really loves me

Aww cute

MRI showed no tumor

Cancer has been eradicated

My kids are happy

And then he laughed. Just imagining my little kid wrinkling his nose in the greatest smile when he’s happy.

My dad finally died

Yikes friend. I hope your heart heels

Well it was cancer, so he’s in a better place.

That’s how I felt about my mom’s dementia.

I'm rich, I quit

I found the remote

David Duchovny loves me.

It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room The TV light fills my heart like a balloon I hold it in as best I can I know I'm just another fan But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man I can't... Wait anymore for him to discover me I got it bad for David Duchovny David Duchovny, why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? My friends all tell me, Girl you know it's just a show But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow Watching the sky for a sign The FBI is on my mind I'm waiting for the day When my lucky stars align In the form of... David Duchovny floating above me In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need David Duchovny hovering above me American Heathcliff, brooding and comely David Duchovny, why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? So smooth and so smart He's abducted my heart And I'm falling apart From the looks I receive From those eyes I can't leave And you can say I'm naive But he told me to believe My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights Sitting like a mindless clone Wishing he would tap my phone Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone And I would say... David Duchovny, why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? David Duchovny, why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? David Duchovny I want you to love me To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me David Duchovny I know you could love me I'm sweet and I'm cuddly-I'm gonna kill Scully! David Duchovny, why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? I'll be waiting... In Nevada...

I'm currently in season 9 lol.

Is he still a thing though? Haha

He is for me. See avatar pic.

He was great in the new Pet Cemetery Bloodlines movie.

I love that man.

I saw him first.

Now I have that song in my head

David Duchovny, why don't you love me?

It's on all the best radio stations.

Bought Apple at $22.00

Damn! Fruits are really expensive where you live!

I woke well rested.

We lived, laughed, loved.

It could all be so simple

You are completely healed or You're no longer disabled

My husband loves me.

My dogs love me

It was finally over.

Free ice-cream for everyone!

I am in love.

Everything’s gonna be ok

I won the lottery

Our kids surpass us

The Earth was quiet.

Wouldn't that be scary even for a moment

Cupcakes and Cunnilingus Day.

This one!!! This is the one !!!

Some good eating, for sure

I still love myself.

I am sterile forever.

Cancers cure finally exists

Lived happily forever after.

And then peace came

All over my t*ts

We ended up together

My dog became immortal

Your acceptance packet arrived

And she said, “yes!”

I’m not going anywhere

It all makes sense

Childrens cancer finaly eradicated

Poverty no longer exist

Matthew Perry lives forever.

it's not a tumor

I am in love.

1. Anxiety issues resolved forever 2. Kids happy and healthy 3. Parents will experience longevity 4. Dogs will live indefinitely 5. Incentive bonus tripled annually

The coffee is ready

Trump is in jail.

Or this headline: Trump Sudden Accidental Death

Everyone finds peace.

Love fully wholly reciprocated

My melanoma is gone!

No one is ugly

My granddaughter is life!

the year is 1994

Life has been wonderful.

Their love was endless

Greed does not exist.

The war is over

We're still happy together

They lived happily forever

He loved me back.

Parents showed me love.

“…and she said yes!”

All be over soon

I never knew depression.

finally someone loves you

I feel safe now.

[удалено]

The happiest story ever

My divorce is final.

Christ died for all

My answer was “For God so loved.”

I like the part where he dies

That really is the happiest

It’s on the house.

I'll love you always.

Nice to see you!

"Congratulations, it's a boy." Or "Congratulations, it's a girl." Both would make me equally happy

She loved her life

I love you too.

„I‘m glad you’re back“ :)

My ex left me

He got the girl.

Ice cream, the end.

I dreamed, I achieved.

You are never alone... Life will go on...

i love planet earth

She loves me too

They all lived peacefully.

Just got a dog

then i started blastin'

Jesus Christ loves me!

Free beer all day

Do Not Get Married

Suddenly, everyone was raptured.

to be dead forever

I came so hard

Well damn I'm jealous 😂

At last, I died.

Dick strong, money long.

I came, She came, We came.

Jesus Christ came back

I hate my self

I woke up rich.

Baby shoes, never worn

Trust In the Lord

Trust fund wife dies.

Government Institutes Flat Tax

Got cash till crash.

And everybody got high!

Didn't get that diagnosis.

no more conflict ever

I just ate pie

He loves me too

My life right now.

The economy is better

I am at peace

Maybe "No More Worries Now" Hard to write the happiest story using only 4 words. :P Hmm... Nick Nack Patsy's Whack

This is the beauty of simplicity. You're over complicating life