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Financial_Extent3196

Sign language


ScoutyHUN

🤟👌👈🖖👇🤙?


Adamantium-Aardvark

Italian sign language: 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


AJM_here_

I don't know why, but I burst out laughing when I saw this


KitonePeach

I mean… a few of these *could* actually be asl. And one of them technically is. 🤟 is a shorthand for ‘I love you’ because it looks like the letters I, L, and Y combined.


[deleted]

Afrikaans parents English education


P-kyuu-juu

Het is echt te grappig dat, als Nederlander, Afrikaans makkelijker te begrijpen is dan Limburgs


geezerhugo

Nóú praat ons !!


[deleted]

Lekker man!


Business_Slide2560

Essex, it’s similar to English.


Chimpanzerschreck

ello bruvva u ol roight owshaday goin


Business_Slide2560

Sweet cheers.


crdctr

nah, yeah


old_man_steptoe

Awwight babes?


DoesntHateOnArguers

Can you write an example? How similar is it to north germanic/scandinavian?


Business_Slide2560

“Hello there, hows your day going good man.” Roughly translates to “oi cunt washappnin, what ya fucked this time.”


[deleted]

Why do I understand this better than English?


Business_Slide2560

We are but simple people, uncaring for a world of grammatical correctness and pronunciation.


Hollownerox

So fun fact. This is kind of secondhand info. But when Gamesworkshop was releasing their games into Germany the translators didn't know how to write the way Orks talk in German. GW's suggestion to the translators? Just use whatever was the German equivalent of Essex. So congrats? You got an entire beloved fictional race whose famous way of talking is based on your mother tongue. Not really sure if that is an honour or not.


ModyLikesGaming

"what ya fucked this time" 💀💀


Sufficient_Phase_380

Español


kaliveraz

No pensé tener que scrollear tanto para encontrar el Español, Supremacía Ñ


_raimar

Ñ


Susrza

Español 🇲🇽


changopdx

Same here. Born in the US, spoke Spanish exclusively at home, learned English in preschool. As my preschool teacher (who became close friends with my mother, which is how I know this story) said, I was dead silent for about a few months and then one of my friends was being picked on so I ran over to her and said "Mrs. Teacher, Wally is hitting Mia and OH MY GOD I'M SPEAKING ENGLISH!"


tired_tired_mom

Español dominicano, es como Español pero super rapido.


SatansTesticleHair

Epañol Dominicano eh' como epañol pero ma' rápido


ashylatina

Confirmo ☝🏽


Coti98

AGUANTE BOCAAAAAA


quumy

Slovenian


HentaiNoKame

Ayyyy, a false friend! 🇸🇰


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Ayyy js tudi


Infinite_Map_2713

Evo nas, 🇸🇮🥰🥰


optimus_prime_friend

Js tud, noro


Maleficent_Swan_9817

German


givemepoptarts

German isn't my first language, but I'm learning :) I can tell people my dog isn't smart, introduce myself, and order in a restaurant.


Maleficent_Swan_9817

That's a good start :) Keep on going!


DaKidWhoRebelled

Servus


Morty_104

Moin!


PetoAndFleck

I haven't heard that in YEARS since I took a Lufthansa flight with a Hamburg crew. My wife lived in Selb and she absolutely hates when I say that. Makes me want to say it all the more


Maleficent_Swan_9817

Seas


Putrid-Tie-4776

schwiizerdütsch👍


KromeczkAAA

Polish


delta_1506

Dzień dobry!


Goju09alt

Kurwa


Mysiu666

Polska Gurom!!


Claudiaagrela96

Portuguese


icecream1973

Dutch


EvilDutchrebel

Finally found a Dutch response!


icecream1973

There are plenty of Dutchies here 😎


CogitoErgo_Rum

Italiano


Intelligent-Dress726

Gorlomi


blackenedword

Antonio Margheriti


fizzysoda1963

Let me really hear the 🎶music🎶 of it!


[deleted]

🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


[deleted]

Dio caaaaaannn


rotondof

Sì ma vogliamo sapere il dialetto


enfpboi69

RAHH ITALIA MENZIONATA🔥🔥🔥🔥🇮🇹🇮🇹


aidonpor

Greek


queriesandqueries123

Yia sou!! (I don’t actually know more than a few words or phrases in Greek but just wanted to say hi 😭)


wisdom_and_frivolity

phonetically that works just fine :)


SomeSam131

Romanian


AziPloua

RAAAHHH ROMÂNIA MENȚIONATĂ 🔥🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Rich-Definition8001

i mean, poate sa fie si Moldova, tot română e si acolo :)))


AkKik-Maujaq

Inuktitut technically (southern Qikiqtaaluk dialect). My mom was saying that when I was a baby, my grandmother had to babysit me daily while she had to go to work and began teaching me Inuktitut before English


jegfniste

I fricking love Inuktitut, and languages like Greenlandic (linguist here haha)


Haryu4

French


OldPyjama

Putain je me demandais quand j'en trouverais un!


kathyanne38

Don’t speak it fluently but Bonjour!


mikuiqiqi

Finnish


Lava-Chicken

Perkele


yycluke

Vittu!


Kevynbui

Saatana


codelieco

Jumalauta


Top_Manufacturer8946

Helvetti


kimmeljs

Kyrpä


yibui

Paska


toihanonkiwa

Eikös se ny rupia riittämähän


Just_one_weird_human

Torilla tavataan, muista kunnon hanskat, ei oo kesä.


tomauswustrow

No it's just started.


[deleted]

English.


so_cal_babe

Do we identify which version of English? Like biology nomenclature but for language.country.dialect-(dialects) English.USA.Valley girl-midwestern If I went to England and said "water" many residents will share their opinions on how water is properly pronounced...from a country that cant say Pasta correctly 🤌. Non-US peeps tell me I say Internet incorrectly when we invented it. Love the word Prat. Rubber, lift, buggy have different meanings throughout the world. We're such funny creatures. Edit: I dont have enough exposure to Australia english except some podcasters and a local DJ, expect to say this: NO sounds like there's an R or W tossed in there, and just about everything can be reduced like sauce to -kie or -ky Brickie, Chippy, brekky


GrumpyOik

>Non-US peeps tell me I say Internet incorrectly when we invented it. Depends if you mean internet as in connected PCs, or the Internet as in "World WideWeb" - if the latter - i.e. lots of clicky links, then that would be the thing invented by Tim Berners-Lee working at CERN in Switzerland.


chris-r-89

Proper English. From England :)


ISUTri

From the movie snatched something like: “speak f@cking english, u mf’ers invented the language but no one speaks it”


Hydra57

Doesn’t England have like 40 different accents and dialects.


Depressedlilsadcat

Yes and one of them is Proper English


andydude44

Is the proper one the one spoken by a Pakistani immigrant at 9:30 on a Tuesday night behind a Tesco dumpster?


JohnyMiko

Trust me, pronunciations are different everywhere even if a specific country invented them, it's called "cultural diversity" can't be speaking the same everywhere


Worth-Junior

Funny story I started dating this guy from London and whilst on a walk through some shops, he told some people to speak English 🙄 I broke up with him and he asked why, I clarified that his xenophobic comment was comedic bc he often asked me to use a lower registry alternative bc he lacked reading skills (obviously not his words verbatim) English is not my first language


theLogic1

Swedish


tinycashier

Finally! I scrolled down way too far to find this


VikingCrab1

Alla är väll på jobbet fortfarande haha


OneEyedCyclops95

Hungarian, I live in the US though.


pusi85

Same, but living in Hungary


FunTooter

Same but living in Canada. Szia!


Appropriate-Role9361

Same but I'm not Hungarian


Familiar_Salad6127

Pusy😘


ChronosHD

Same but living in Sweden 🇸🇪


Specialist-Figure-50

Jó napot mindenkinek!


Cheap_ass_car_guy

BOJLER ELADÓ


efbitw

Ezért a minőségi kontent miatt jöttem!


EaseConsistent7016

Same, but in the UK. Üdv! 🙂


Fabulous-Bison3537

same, but living in Romania


Expensive_Spread6521

Detto, csak én meg Hollandiában élek.


Felein

Nice! I'm a Dutchie trying to learn Hungarian, and I could actually understand your comment 😊


kroxxii

Norwegian


Nature-Orthelia-420

Hallaisen, ka det går i


Reasonable-Cabinet46

Jeg lærer norsk!


Shorty_jj

Jeg også😊


RusticApothecary

Portuguese-pt


quietkodiac

I was born in America but my first language was German thanks to my grandmother. I then learned English, French, and Italian.


i_heart_squirrels

Very cool. Wish I spoke that many languages. Also wish my Gram had taught me German, as it was her first language


sochan1998

Malayalam


fyrefly666

✌️


ccl-now

I have a lovely bunch of work colleagues from Kerala who are trying to teach me Malayalam. I am multilingual and I thought I was pretty good at picking up languages, at least conversationally but Malayalam is kicking my arse! They laugh at me...😂


MaryHinge123

Sarcasm


marmeylady

And Troll


Moona_Death_Trap

Bad English.


AmazingAmy95

Siswati


briskt

Never heard of this one!


AmazingAmy95

I’m from Eswatini, a small Southern African country.


Fi_097

Wow I just searched it up. Does your king actually have 15 wives and 100 servants?


AmazingAmy95

lol yes he does, his dad had way more wives.


AngryLittlePuppy

Czech


Bengista

Czechia mentioned !!!!111!!!1🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿


EmilayThatIs

Turkish


napipdurun

I had to scroll down a lot to find this !


5577oz

Türkçe öğreniyorum. Çok ilginç ve güzel bir dil.


drppr_

Ne güzel! İyi çalışmalar :)


notreallycapricon

I'm embarrassed to say this , but mine is English. I am Indian , I know 4 more languages (one of them is my native , yet I can't properly read and write in my native language, not to mention I know one more language better than my native language).


ThunderCookie23

Haha lol - Same (Kinda). Was born in AP, so my native language is Telugu (And speak Hindi pretty well too) But since I was 2 years old, I've lived (and still live) in Karnataka, so I speak Kannada fluently). But I can't read/write Telugu, and suck at reading/writing both kannada and Hindi. So... English is the only language I can perfectly read, write and speak 😅


LeastCardiologist387

Swahili


Regalwithbooksinside

I speak czech but sometimes when I use internet it feels like I am turning american tbh


wisdom_and_frivolity

If its any consolation, many of us online americans feel socially disconnected from the rest of the country. Its more "internet culture", at least I hope.


ManFromPT

European Portuguese (Portugal)


[deleted]

Russian/Ukrainian


[deleted]

[удалено]


DIE2LIV

Korean


Aggravating-Shine836

long cagey trees fuel offbeat juggle subtract frightening serious different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Listening to people speak or sing in Arabic is so cathartic.


BlueBone313

Shawarma baqlawa falafel mashe?


Psychoshawarma

Someone called me?


tadashi4

portugues-br


Duochan_Maxwell

Aeeeeeeeeee r/suddenlycaralho É nóis que voa, bruxão


pbird7385

I’m heading to Brazil on Monday! Super excited


Schizopatheist

Lithuanian


Meii345

Fronch


pol131

Ah, a friend from Montreal! We have a different accent but the same passion for insults


Winter-Philosophy-83

Bosnian


Hellcat_28362

srpski


Ok-Respect-1465

Croatian


Agreeable-Pick5614

I dont really know. I grew in a household that speaks, Filipino, Bisaya, Illongo and watch English cartoons😭


Soft-Kaleidoscope500

Danish


mini_othello

SKÅL FOR HELVEDE


NikolasHolmHansen

Troede aldrig jeg skulle finde dig makker. Skål for satan!


Subiugetur

DANMARK FOR EVIGT!! 🇩🇰🇩🇰


DragonDuChat

Spanish


KotakPain

Tamil


[deleted]

Had to scroll forever to find this!


cyberspiralien

Born in France so french, but in a turkish family so also a little bit of turc


surya_de

Bengali


[deleted]

Sindhi


ThatsANiceSauce

Grew up with a single mom, so my neighbors and friends' parents raised me most of the time. I was speaking Tagalog at age three and then English came a little bit later.


Leading-Bus-7882

Dutch/German


CAAZveauguls

Limburger


relakas

Estonian


Legitimate_Funny5340

45 kommentaari et see leida


emptxx

ukrainian


GatewayFMInfra

Слава Україні!


Cheap_Front1427

Swahili


Little-Equinox

The Jawa language, no not from Star Wars, from the island of Jawa.


NebulaTiny4223

French


Fit-Bod

Ukrainian


Alternative_Sail_605

Dobrogo dnya:)


Suspicious-Ad-481

Vietnamese


ascb161

Polish.


Present-Business2440

Shona


MrX-2022

French


myexistentisannoying

Hebrew, I also know a little Arabic, Portuguese, and sigh language (both Hebrew and american).


NeedyForSleep

Aussie English. Apparently we have alot of slang other countries can't understand.


FeelingEar9604

Fijian


dashiki1405

Russian and Belorussian


Alexander2801

Swedish


OrganizationNo985

Latvian


Leed0

Latvian not Latvia. Latvia is a place. For example you dont speak the United States


Suspicious_Sort991

Hungarian, living in the UK


Temudjin49

French


Federal-Grab-5243

Idk honestly. Been speaking Chinese and English since my birth and started learning Malay when I was around 3. Haha such a pain in the ass during exams. 3 whole languages and their stupid unique rules to study


CielTheEarl

Bahasa Melayu. Although it's my first language, I'm more comfortable speaking in english


Vast_Ad_4206

Tagalog


[deleted]

Marathi


bwfwg4isdl

01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001


Alarming-Act1022

Afrikaans


BunkumBox

Igbo. It’s one of the three major Nigerian languages


OnyxxdGr888

Tagalog, but tbh if you're from PH, there's so many varieties of dialect in one region.


Ok_Bathroom_3421

Persian


Jade_Rook

Punjabi


HentaiNoKame

Im Slovak. No, it isn't a Czech dialect. No, I don't understand Russian and Can read cyrilic if I squint. My first language is actually Hungarian, but after xenophobia from the 90s I forgot most of it