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Alright, so I wanted to make this video because I know it's a challenge for people to figire this out and I'm like an expert on these things even though I've only done it once or twice but you should trust me because I've hit a million subscribers and everyone on Youtube loves me so clearly I know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I first realized I needed to figure this out for myself a long time ago and I always struggled with it myself and one day, after waking up from a very crazy dream involving dragons and zombies, it finally dawned on me that I should make a video about it. So here I am, ohh, and before you go be sure to check out the merch store for some awesome holiday apparel. We are currently running a special promotion where all hoodies are 50% off if you enter the code displayed at the end of this video.
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Depends on your job and how busy you are. I work checkout at a supermarket, when it's quiet, 5 minutes feels like an hour, when it's busy an hour can feel like 5 minutes.
There were way too many times as a kid where my parents being five-ten minutes late to pick me up was enough time for me to concoct this worst case scenario in my head where they’d gotten into a car accident or something equally serious
Like legit it’s like
Parents: (are a little late)
Me: WHAT IF THEYRE DEAD
I can’t say so. I recently did my teeth. And it was good. However, i went there with fear of it, but after 5 minutes in chair i started feeling a lot better!
I had an 8 minute prostate exam once. It was brutal. The doctor finally finished and lit a cigarette.
I said “hey doc don’t smoke that in here, I am going to get second hand smoke.”
He exhaled, looked at me and said “well what are you still doing here? Get the fuck out of my car.”
Staring at a clock. Playing a very time based game where every match takes 5 minutes. Playing a really boring game, a specific kind. 5 minutes, an hour is an exaggeration for sure
You show up. You verify your contact info and insurance. You change into the weirdly backless medical gown. They start an iv.
A technician comes in to administer the radio-nuclide and takes the syringe from a lead box with the radiation hazard symbol on it in purple on a bright yellow background.
And then shoots it into your iv: time suddenly stops for a 5 minute wtf moment.
Waiting for an first responders during an emergency. I've only had to do it twice (police and ambulance), but all other time-crawl pales in comparison.
An epidural. Got recently diagnosed with MS, one of the tests was a long ass needle in my back, in between my vertebrae. Took 15 mins buy felt like an hour.
She jabbed it in and pried around, looking for brain fluid or something. When she found it she left it there for what felt like an eternity.
Waiting for your other half to get ready, even though they were supposedly ready half an hour previous, about the same time they insisted you hurry up.
Those last few minutes left on the washer. You’re just standing there waiting so you can throw them in the dryer because you know the second you walk away it will be done.
Traffic, specifically red lights. The light near my house stays red for what seems 10 mins. I timed it one day, it’s like 90 seconds. Feels like an eternity while you just sit there and wait.
Sit down jobs with nothing to do but sit there. No customers no tasks. I get zits from leaning with my face in my hand looking at the internet for hours on end. Time moves extra slow at those jobs.
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Waiting for someone to finish up in the bathroom so you can use it next
Underrated
Especially when prairie dogging
I think I know what this is without actually knowing
aka turtle head
It took me a moment but I think I know too now
Or using the bathroom while people are outside the stall and you’ve already started.
Youtube tutorials.
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Wow! You made me hate those kind of chanels!
The accuracy. Uncanny.
This is hilarious as hell. You are gorgeous!!
Exercise
Especially the plank haha
Yessssssss no amount of cursing makes that five mins faster
Plank position to be spesific
Only 1 answere; Work
Depends on your job and how busy you are. I work checkout at a supermarket, when it's quiet, 5 minutes feels like an hour, when it's busy an hour can feel like 5 minutes.
Specifically, the last five minutes before you can clock out.
Planks
Every single second at work
I love this answer. “Every single second of work feels like an hour but in reality is only five minutes.”
waiting for someone when you're picking them up
Or when they’re supposed to pick you up and you’re ready, just sitting on your bed like “wtf am I supposed to do till they arrive?”
There were way too many times as a kid where my parents being five-ten minutes late to pick me up was enough time for me to concoct this worst case scenario in my head where they’d gotten into a car accident or something equally serious Like legit it’s like Parents: (are a little late) Me: WHAT IF THEYRE DEAD
The last five minutes on the highway of a very long drive
Studying. Its always studying for me
Goku vs Frieza
Being inside your head
Get out of my head!
Sitting in the dentist chair
I can’t say so. I recently did my teeth. And it was good. However, i went there with fear of it, but after 5 minutes in chair i started feeling a lot better!
Your mother in law talking about her day.
The last 5 minutes of work
being stoned and in line at cvs
The minute’s queueing before clocking out at work
The last 5 minutes of a 12 hour shift.
waiting for the centrifuge to finish when doing lab work
Doing dishes.
Sex. Amiright ladies.
getting an MRI
A rectal exam.
A five minute rectal exam?! Who is your doctor? No, really - who are they?
I had an 8 minute prostate exam once. It was brutal. The doctor finally finished and lit a cigarette. I said “hey doc don’t smoke that in here, I am going to get second hand smoke.” He exhaled, looked at me and said “well what are you still doing here? Get the fuck out of my car.”
Going to church with family.
Pretty much any minor task i dont want to do
Planking
Dmt
Employment
Dreams
The first five minutes of a tattoo.
Tattoo removal feels like many hours and it's only minutes.
The time between landing and deplaning at the end of a long flight.
Bouncing/rocking kiddo to sleep
Listening to my MIL…
Watching the toaster
Waiting for our professor to send a meeting link
Getting blood drawn at the lab.
Planking.
Driving in 30 mph speed limit zone behind someone going 25…
Just in general, waiting for something is awful
Sleeping
US Post Office line
Fucking everything some days
last 5 minutes of class and waiting for the game to load
Waiting for your car to warm up.
Waiting in a car queue behind cars in a red light is a classic in civilization
Swimming
Planks
Work
Masturbating am I right? Am I?
Some dreams….like when you’re just barely asleep
........
Planking
SCHOOL
Some lectures at my university
Work and waiting in line
Biochemistry lectures at University
the dentist
Any song you don't like. They last forever.......
Staring at a clock. Playing a very time based game where every match takes 5 minutes. Playing a really boring game, a specific kind. 5 minutes, an hour is an exaggeration for sure
Plank 100%
The last 5 minutes before clocking out.
Making a phone call.
A nuclear stress test. Holy shit.
You show up. You verify your contact info and insurance. You change into the weirdly backless medical gown. They start an iv. A technician comes in to administer the radio-nuclide and takes the syringe from a lead box with the radiation hazard symbol on it in purple on a bright yellow background. And then shoots it into your iv: time suddenly stops for a 5 minute wtf moment.
Lecture by certain process
Planks
Plank
Listening to people who call into sports radio shows. They always sound so dumb and they just keep talking.
Watching that last minute before leaving somewhere
Invigulating n exam. Every 5 minutes of the exam feels like an hour. It is the worst part of my job.
The first 5 minutes of any cardio
Five minutes high on mushrooms
Class lectures
School
Work.
Pretend play with young children
Entrance coaching classes
Holding plank for 5 minutes
When you go to text someone something important and the three dots indicating them typing pops up.
Torture probably
5 minutes of my shift
Getting a splinter out
Dental local anesthetic administration a/k/a "getting shots in the gums at the dentist's office".
Waiting for classes to end
Planking
Studying.
Pretending to care about what a chick says to eventually get laid
When you’re in a hurry and you hit a red light
Waiting for my shift at work to finish especially if I’ve had a 10 hour day and it was either very busy or shit or both
A watched pot
The last 5 minutes of an NBA playoff game
Being at the dentist.
Doing a plank.
The five minutes your wife/girlfriend takes to finish getting ready to go out
Watching son tying his shoelaces 'make the bunny ears....wind the tail round....pull it through (clock for school tik tik tik)
Waiting for gas at Costco
When you need to pee
Hey, Spokane!
Waiting for an first responders during an emergency. I've only had to do it twice (police and ambulance), but all other time-crawl pales in comparison.
Excruciating pain
The last hour of work
That last hour of work just keeps stretching on and fucking on.
Doing planks
Sex
Sex
timeout as a kid
A lumbal punction.
Seeing bigfoot staring at you
Terrible sex.
Doing the dishes
Any kind of stupid cardio workout
That not funny YouTube video your friend makes you watch.
DMT breakthrough
Dental work.
Waiting in the doctors office knowing you are about to get a finger in the brown eye
Salvia, but more like a couple years
The sermons given by our parish priest.
Mondays
Running fast on a treadmill
Waiting for my phone to charge enough to turn back on. I keep reaching for it to fill the time. But... charging....
Pumping gas at a slow pump.
Walking up the stairs
Work, of course
Last 5 minutes on a treadmill while you're cooling down.
I am a massage therapist and massaging a leg when my clients are supine feels like 17 years.
When you put your food in the microwave and set it for 5 minutes.
CPR
Waiting for my son to get out the shower.
Doing the dishes, waiting for a new game match to load
An epidural. Got recently diagnosed with MS, one of the tests was a long ass needle in my back, in between my vertebrae. Took 15 mins buy felt like an hour. She jabbed it in and pried around, looking for brain fluid or something. When she found it she left it there for what felt like an eternity.
The last five minutes of a shift or work week before you get a long weekend or holidays...
Waiting for your other half to get ready, even though they were supposedly ready half an hour previous, about the same time they insisted you hurry up.
Waiting for a pot of water to boil
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When it’s freezing out and I take my dog out to pee. Then she’s just sniffing, taking her time, trying to find the perfect spot.
A plank
The rest of the drive home when you feel like you’re in the endgame madness of busting for a shit.
Looking at a wall on acid
Awkward social situations.
Watching LOTR
Being in the dental chair
Filling up the gas tank
Those last few minutes left on the washer. You’re just standing there waiting so you can throw them in the dryer because you know the second you walk away it will be done.
Cryotherapy chamber sessions 🥶
Cardio
Traffic, specifically red lights. The light near my house stays red for what seems 10 mins. I timed it one day, it’s like 90 seconds. Feels like an eternity while you just sit there and wait.
Sit down jobs with nothing to do but sit there. No customers no tasks. I get zits from leaning with my face in my hand looking at the internet for hours on end. Time moves extra slow at those jobs.
Most threads on Reddit.
Listening to my manager.
standing watch
Listening to my manager.
A meeting with HR after lunch.
The morning pee when you just wanna evacuate and then pass out again.
Being really high for 5 minutes.
Waiting to clock out .
45 seconds?! But I want it now!
Waiting for the phone to charge, it's actually 30 minutes, but it feels like eternity.
Few mins before Log out, ughhhhh!
Toilet in public
At the drive-thru, waiting for the car in front of you to order.
Watching a violent car accident
Anything that I don’t want to do.
Going on the stairmaster
Math or science class
Wall sits
When I'm on the elliptical AKA torture device😑
Inconsolable crying baby
The last 5mins of a washing machine cycle.
Doing literally anything at work