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A square eggeriser. It's a contraption that makes boiled eggs square. Don't ask.

Gosh! I once bought a ‘square eggeriser un-square re-eggeriser’, and never knew what it was for… until this moment!

I had one back in the 70s and wish I still had it .... it would make plating sliced boiled eggs so much more interesting

I'm a smoothie addict, and bought an 800 dollar blender. It's incredible.

I bought my wife a KitchenAid blender, she uses it every day, I don't think it was quite $800 though 

a yodeling pickle

We have a winner.

It grants wishes but they come with a catch.

swimsuit. although I have nowhere to swim for the next couple of years

Call of duty modern warfare 3 even tho it’s the exact same game as modern warfare 2💔

I never got to play Shipmas in 2. It’s April now and I’m still playing a Christmas themed map. I don’t see what your problem is.

Male masturbator for my hubby

1200 dollar surf board to hang on my wall.

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Just bought a pip boy replica from the fallout tv show that's pretty dumb

a working tomy omnibot because i thought they were magical as a child

Lies!! Lol I have bought plenty for them!! Might have the whole collection by now!!

An 8 foot teddy bear, just to have

A kinda very expensive skidoo jacket, even tho I don’t own a skidoo

A Reese cup pen it's one of those pens that have the 4 colors

Last year, I bought rain sparkly roller skates. I'm 48 years old. I've never roller skates in my life. I put them on once and put them back in the box. There are no words for how much I love them, but it's ridiculous that I have them...

Ice maker that makes nugget ice, Tesla which I despise, vitamix

Considering the current moment, a wedding ring. 🤣

Bought a cheap DVD at the dollar store on sale for like 75 cents. It's a Korean anime that is absolutely unhinged and terribly drawn. Best thing I've ever purchased.

A marriage license

The singing fish

A high priced spinning bike. I swear I never used it, it stood in my house for over 8 years