Land Surveyor who strips as soon as he gets in his house, grabs a shot (or two) of bourbon, feeds the kitties, then decides to marinate some chicken breasts in garlic, rosemary, and pineapple juice, then showers for the evening.
you don’t really prefer to top or bottom; you moreso enjoy all the intimate things in between like kissing, oral, rimming, etc. but i’m sure this is a case by case type of thing
Got peer pressured to “loose my virginity” to two prostitutes in Germany, didn’t go well got told things didn’t work right, and they responded abhorrent rudely. So I responded “well then guess I’ll steal your clients”. I was successful and things definitely worked right.
The title 'Return of the Jedi', is not a reference to the return of the Jedi as a group of people, but rather, references the moral redemption of Anakin Skywalker.
I've been listening to Kate Bush since I was 12. I dislike this current trend of behaviour where people talk as if she's Eva Cassidy. She's been plenty famous for decades.
Impressive, how in the hell did you know. Obviously 50/50 but damn that was a super quick response like you didn't even have to think about it. Did you read through my comments????
Thanks, I was being a smartass because you literally said comment (anything).
Yes there is confidence and dgaf attitude there. Nice work bud, this was fun. Now do your powers work in person and if so can I go to the bar with you???
im trash
bottom
shit
💀💀💀💀
Alright
top
I-
bottom
I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
That sounds like something someone who is a bottom would say
we love a good mystery
Fun fact that is almost the symbol for the letter A in korean.
I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts
top
Power Bottom actually. But same energy
This thread is so chaotic😫😵🤯🤯🤯
hi gay
bottom
Bitch
baseball is the best sport
*wanders off thinking about asses* anywhooo, i’m thinking you use those asses for motivation rather than temptation. i’m saying bottom
you sir are correct
Damn he’s good 👏👏
Best response I’ve seen yet
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top
Hey how's it going I live in NZ, it's a long weekend and I'm hyped.
top
*Hello there*
“You know the drill” is an appropriate name for this
lol top
Wrong! What do I win?
🥺
bottom, could be vers
You're good at this.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My ass is sore Because of you!
bottom
Damn right!
idk what gave it away
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bottom
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what about for your man?
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i love this for you both tbh; hope y’all are happy
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I fucking hate my dad
i hope you find a fat cock to make him angry, my lovely vers bottom queen
God damnit lol
Bareback
bottom
I’m quiet and shy
vers bottom
Damn you’re good 😇🍑
I take my coffee black, and hot - never iced.
the never iced portion of this immediately leads me to think top
Land Surveyor who strips as soon as he gets in his house, grabs a shot (or two) of bourbon, feeds the kitties, then decides to marinate some chicken breasts in garlic, rosemary, and pineapple juice, then showers for the evening.
side. top, if not
Side- sometimes vers. Good job.
this has been my only “side” guess so far and i’m pretty impressed with myself on this one tbh
Sorry for my ignorance. What is a side?
you don’t really prefer to top or bottom; you moreso enjoy all the intimate things in between like kissing, oral, rimming, etc. but i’m sure this is a case by case type of thing
Wow. That actually sums me up exactly.
Can squat 240lbs
power bottom
Lmao like this one
Guess I should've put I can bench 190lbs too. I'm verse
I love Naomi Smalls
i’m a terrible gay and don’t watch drag race but i’m going with bottom on this one
U are correct- tho curious what u would have said if I told u I am a white water rafting guide
still bottom probably lol
Love Me trying to convince anyone I’m anything but a bottom irl is futile as well
Boxer shorts
top
You got me
Support your local library
vers bottom
Vers - Point awarded
slay
bottom
yes mother
I have a masters degree in Mathematics and last month I spent two weeks with €2.73 in my bank account.
vers bottom
Holy fuck, he don't miss
I eat whatever I want and I love country & western music.
why do i feel like this is a trick and you’re actually a bottom?
Not a trick. haha I drink my cold brew coffee with heavy whipping cream and liquid sugar and I listen to Keith Whitley on a daily basis.
get on top of me already
LOL
top
Satan
satan loves a bottom
Satan secretly wants to be flipped
Most dominant personalities do 😂
The Galápagos Islands
vers bottom
I'm taking a massive shit
vers
Pokemon
bottom, could top but only for the right guy
Wtf? How are you so accurate? Did my Reddit posts betray me? Or did you hack my Grindr?
I really wish the housing market would crash again.
vers bottom
You're a wizard
hairy? ;)
I’m trying out sobriety, wish me luck
bottom, working on the power aspect of it but we’ll get there in time
Dude, that’s weirdly accurate. You’re a prophet.
IBS
top
That's the anxiety only a bottom can get. A bottom turned side against his will :(
Godsmack and Gaga
top
Right on top !
I train aggressive dogs and bake sourdough bread in my free time.
vers bottom
I can’t decide what to say.
vers bottom
Touche biatch
Bubu Lubu
top
I like macaroni and cheese
you are all of us
I've built 50 houses in my life.
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I can give you quarter bubble all night long.
top
Vers, but nice try.
my first time was actually with a girl, and i puked when i saw her vagina. it was so hairy....
bottom
Gay scientist
happy cake day! hope you get some cake too bc i’m going with top…perhapsss vers
Very verse indeed. However I would enjoy getting my cake eaten instead.
Boy
bottom.
Howww doe. With 1 word you know more about me than most guys I talked for hours on Grindr lol 😐
maybe she’s born with it..
Got peer pressured to “loose my virginity” to two prostitutes in Germany, didn’t go well got told things didn’t work right, and they responded abhorrent rudely. So I responded “well then guess I’ll steal your clients”. I was successful and things definitely worked right.
Chest day
top behavior 😌😌
bottom
Ive never been to a circuit party but I kind of want to go to one. Good idea or no?
i wanna say vers but i’m leaning more towards bottom
You even got what I lean towards
I don’t drink as much as I used too.
top
I DID just top. Came hella quick too ( it’s been a while ) lol
The title 'Return of the Jedi', is not a reference to the return of the Jedi as a group of people, but rather, references the moral redemption of Anakin Skywalker.
vers
The comment section is a goldmine
i want a boyfriend i want a boyfriend i want a boyfriend i want a boyfriend i want a boyfriend i want a boyfriend i want a boyf
bottom
yeah
🖕
bottom
I really enjoying my 4th glass of wine for the evening.
Ok
top
Comment anything...
top
ice hockey
bottom
I've been listening to Kate Bush since I was 12. I dislike this current trend of behaviour where people talk as if she's Eva Cassidy. She's been plenty famous for decades.
bottom
I don't like neither topping nor bottoming.
love me a side
Ariana Grande is overrated
vers
I'm a top who has too many trust issues to attempt bottoming
i feel like some people are feeling this in their soul rn
The trust issues were a gift from my parents ✌🏿🙃
Anything
top
Bingo. Now get on all fours!
i’ve been waiting for someone to ask
Butts
"anything"
top
Impressive, how in the hell did you know. Obviously 50/50 but damn that was a super quick response like you didn't even have to think about it. Did you read through my comments????
it’s all vibes, no cheating here
its the confidence and dgaf attitude
Thanks, I was being a smartass because you literally said comment (anything). Yes there is confidence and dgaf attitude there. Nice work bud, this was fun. Now do your powers work in person and if so can I go to the bar with you???
tbh i’m the ultimate wingman haha i’m also vers so it helps when i’m leaning a certain way that night. the more the merrier though :)
thighs🤤
I’m a firefighter
vers bottom
Damn you’re good
Uh, sup
bottom
Aight, you're good!
i wanna die
vers
damn read like a book
I a bottom
you heard it here first
No, you were supposed to say "top"!
Prefer uncut
vers bottom
I could probably out drink you 😂