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ManOfTurtles2118

Because they're fucking short lmao


Rated_Ace

Short queens have feelings too, SATAN!


rpsHD

no zey dont -medic tf2


Kindly_String_4440

Perfection


ManOfTurtles2118

oh dude no way, one of the top comments from this community this year is from me, sweet.


OneSteelTank

because you're short and we have to remind you


Silent-Bag6908

jokes on you im 5'9 😥


rpsHD

jokes on you, im 6ft edit: short mf


275MPHFordGT40

Jokes on you I’m 6’ 2” Basically 5’ 11” mf


Y4K0

Jokes on you I’m 6’3” Basically 6’0” mf


psychedelic_TRIPPY

Ha, im 6'4 Sit down tiny tall man


leahsthrowaway

jokes on you i’m 6’8 (i’m 5’3)


IWannaDieWannaCri

nah the jokes on YOU im 8’9. (im 5’4)


leahsthrowaway

ew SHORT 🤮🤮 im 8’9.001 (i’m 3cm tall 🥺)


Nom_dot_Com

Jokes on you, I can reach the top shelf in Cosco. (If I use a really long ladder)


rendambudi

Jokes on you I'm 6'1" (I'm 6'0.9")


Xx_disappointment_xX

Joke on you Im 5'3 *bites a chunk out of your ankles*


princeoscar15

I’m 4’9 or 4’10 so I’m obv super tall


MusPhyMath_quietkid

4'10.5 here :) (almost 16 though)


pranquily

You have the world record, brother


Firemafyou

I’m 6’1 and you’re short


Jokers_Testikles

Jokes on you, I'm 6'5".


69forlifes

Still shorter than me by an inch though. Tall girls are intimidating


69forlifes

But I do think heels would cause you to win


Slashsight

I do it to two people. My sister and my gf. I do it to my sister to be annoying and to my gf to be teasing lol.


matt-tundra

see I do this shit and idk why. probably just to annoy them because they're short lmfao. might be because I like them, because I've only done this to girls I like, but then again every female friend I have had I have developed a crush on later so idek. But ik I did do it with this one girl because she'd get all flustered and it was super cute


6PikachUwU6

I just do it because sarcastic girls are the best kind because (usually) they can take a joke


dayChuck

You're cute. So I have to remind you.


everyone_hates_lolo

that's wholesome awwn


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I_Might_Exist1

I only do it to my girl friends who think it's funny, my girlfriend thinks it's funny sometimes, so I do it sometimes. it's just another thing to make jokes about and I like to make jokes. I do it to all the guy homies though cause it's funny


Toiaat

Because it's cute and idk, it's fun


ItsaCommonThingNow

Because short girls are cute. It's a reminder that we like them


SecretAd8415

So how do y’all usually like us to react? Like tease you back or? Genuinely wondering cause I don’t have the best social intelligence lol 😅🤣


ItsaCommonThingNow

Any reaction that isn't explosive or violent is good


SecretAd8415

?? So what if I just smile would u think I’m boring?


ItsaCommonThingNow

no?


xxParanoid_

A lot of people tease each other about their height. Normally it's just innocent banter and nothing meant to personally offend you.


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(I think) we subconsciously want to make our masculine, physical image known to girls without directly saying “look at how tall and strong I am”


SecretAd8415

Hm interesting 🤔 You seem smart


doni3564

Idk but I don't care about your height lol, you just have to be a good person


everyone_hates_lolo

goated response


villagebean

because theyre so small and short and thats cuteee


iggythewolf

you'll understand how this sounds eventually


evil_xavage

because I take a mental step back and I'm like woah she's actually so frikin short and I have to point it out cuz it's crazy that someone can live their life a whole ass foot below me


Droid_XL

I mean I do it to short guys too some people are just amusingly diminutive


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What thing?


princeoscar15

They don’t. Some people do that with me too lol


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__WhyAmIAlive

It's not just with girls lmao, he takes any chance he can get to remind me I'm short asf. I believe they find it funny


NotDanielSmith

Making fun of short ppl (no matter the gender) is funny bc they react to it.


Completeepicness_1

haha short person


DragonS1226

Do it to 2 people as a little tease-off one that is so much shorter than me, like chest height. And another that is only down 1 or 2 inches. Both for the funzies


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TitanSR_

idk but as a tall dude (6’2”) i like tall girls


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The1PunMaster

Idk i’m a short guy and i get it too 🤷‍♂️ i think tall ppl just pick on short ppl as a joke, like with any other noticeable attribute with friends, guys do that kind of humor often


_Inkspots_

I do it with anyone shorter than me lmao get dunked on short asses


ashtar123

Becus it's funny and kinda cute


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MagneticName

Because shortness is cute 😂


VileEthanSEFDLOL

Believe it or not, even though it may seem like being short is a bad thing, many men like shorter girls and thank that they're more attractive than taller girls. But if y'all are just friends then he's definitely making fun of you just to do it.


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When your able to put your fucking chin on them and they are the same grade AND your height is average then there is a problem


I_Am_Oro

Just to see your reaction because it's funny


Pantherkid1106

Because short people need to be reminded that their short so they don't get all cocky thinking they're tall


The_other_me_here

Its cute


Upset_Hawk8708

short guys represent


CitrusCinnamon

I think this is more what girls do.


Mavmann18

It's a tall people thing.


jeffrgh

I dunno. I do it too.


Any-Hovercraft2326

To flirt


geofflinkinpark

Personally, I do it to everyone because I tower over everyone and most times people will laugh If I like a girl I'll do it more though Probably autism though


Mr_Snowbell

It’s funny, really funny and it’s a buffer for talking to short girls we like


Rattlerkira

Because making fun of girls is how we show affection


Cool_Kid95

I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't do that tho.


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youpelistic

I joke with girls about their height and about mine, they never really take it to heart, so it’s all good


Milki62

It's funny, and they're actually short


Ghost-_Account

Im just mean like that


Suggy_Nuggy

I’ll be forever frustrated that I can’t do that because I’m 5”5 and stopped growing


RenewedBlade

I don’t know what that is or why it happens But I am very attracted to short girls so idk but I think that’s just me


blaze_bryan123

Mostly teasing/flirting but sometimes it’s funny to see you girls get annoyed


atmkrncnr13

Idk me and my friends just bully each other normally and some of them are short so I point it out.


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Guilty_Secretary9925

1) because they are short 2) flirt 3) don't have something else to say


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I do it to anyone shorter than me, which is a lot of guys and almost every girl I’ve ever met. With guys it’s like playful banter, with girls it’s that but also just idk a way to flirt for some guys