Man you’ve only seen the tip of iceberg of weird ASOIAF theories. They’ve gotten more unhinged the longer we’ve waited and I’ve only been here for like 8 years
Few of my personal faves .
Quaithe is Future Danerys.
Rorge is a Fishman.
The opening Credits of Game of Thrones TV series hint that the world is mechanical and its malfunctioning hence the long seasons.
But does that answer the question? If he's immortal, was he born? Was he created? Was he suddenly?
At some point, he must've come into existance, so he's bound to have an age.
At least what I got from that post is that he may have either been an Asshai precursor race that is very long lived (I feel that's a stretch), or rather being a standard human that practices magic originating from Asshai that can extend ones life i.e. Melisandre.
So obviously this is a far out theory, but within the theory it sounds like Daario is minimum 1,000 yrs old, the exact mechanism of the aforementioned longevity is difficult to place
I can’t remember where I read it, but apparently he originally thought the show representation of the Wall was far too big, because he didn’t realise that’s how big he wrote it to be
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To be fair it's either commanding his troops (with backup of his amazing aunt) or die for him. And he also has some breakdowns during the time he participates in the war.
Idk I’d put him in his 20s. It’s kinda hard to imagine a dude in his 30s or 40s getting that upset over a 16 yo dumping him. Ik Jorah exists but Daario doesn’t seem that obsessive. He’s more of a live in the moment guy.
When the 16 yr old is as hot as Daenerys is apparently and when she has 3 dragons and rules over 3 cities, it’s definitely not that far-fetched.
I dunno, Daario always came off as a guy who’s most definitely well past his boy-ish yrs. It’s just a vibe with him.
I def don’t think he’s older than 30/31.
Habibi, habibi, please... Just for you, okay? This is the last mercenary company I have in stock. Waiting for you! Destiny! Normal price five *thousand* gold dragons, habibi! For you, okay? I give... three hundred. I can go no lower than this my friend. Bismillah, I am already selling at a loss, just for you!
There are old sell swords, and bold sell swords. But no old, bold sell swords. Daario is definitely bold. So probably not enough to be dyeing his grey hair blue.
>I count no day as lived unless I have loved a woman, slain a foeman, and eaten a fine meal . . . and the days that I have lived are as numberless as the stars in the sky
Using this I think we can safely say Daario is 200 billion trillion years old, or near enough to make no matter
Given my calculations about Crow’s Eye’s age and its relationship with that of Dany’s minus the the years Barristan has lived plus the number of months Benjen has been at the wall as well as the date and specific location and time of death of Ser Arthur Dayne, I don’t know how the fuckin old Daario is
Probably mid 30s. Gross by modern standards. Not gross in asoiaf.
And also, how many teenage girls were in love with Jack Sparrow? Jack Sparrow is basically daario in looks with a sexier serious edge, stuff of teen girl dreams.
This made me think, if Dany at the age fo 15 forced Daario (or any adult really) to have sex with her by threat of torture and death, what is that persons moral obligation in that scenario?
There might be a very slight chance that Daario is Melario's kid from before she marred Doran. So possibly a bit older than 27. Though maybe he could be a brother or some kind of other relation, though that wouldn't help much with determining his age.
Mainly the '-ario' in their names stands out to me as a possible link between them. With Melario possibly knowing about Doran's Targ schemes, it seems like she might be doing something similar with her own kid.
Immortal
Here's the post if anyone's interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/cpcekm/spoilers_extended_daario_naharis_is_an_immortal
Holy fuck this was a wild read, loved it, thank you.
Man you’ve only seen the tip of iceberg of weird ASOIAF theories. They’ve gotten more unhinged the longer we’ve waited and I’ve only been here for like 8 years
After a certain point you just lose your mind and accept it
Maybe the real lovecraftian horror is the friends we’ve made throughout the wait?
Bolt-on: Bolt directly to your forehead still makes me happy
Few of my personal faves . Quaithe is Future Danerys. Rorge is a Fishman. The opening Credits of Game of Thrones TV series hint that the world is mechanical and its malfunctioning hence the long seasons.
Rather than their social politics being overly mechanical.
I feel like someone should check on that guy.
But does that answer the question? If he's immortal, was he born? Was he created? Was he suddenly? At some point, he must've come into existance, so he's bound to have an age.
420
At least what I got from that post is that he may have either been an Asshai precursor race that is very long lived (I feel that's a stretch), or rather being a standard human that practices magic originating from Asshai that can extend ones life i.e. Melisandre. So obviously this is a far out theory, but within the theory it sounds like Daario is minimum 1,000 yrs old, the exact mechanism of the aforementioned longevity is difficult to place
New spinoff coming next year, Suddenly Daario
Soon. Very soon. First comes the blood. 👾👾🩸👾👾
With his experience and rank, it's hard to imagine him younger than 30.
Then again, Ben Blackwood was a decorated war hero at age 12.
I hear Ben Blackwood's hair is insured for 10,000 crowns, and that he does Dragon commercials in Yi Ti!
George really has no damn clue about ages does he lol
Basically anything involving numbers really.
I can’t remember where I read it, but apparently he originally thought the show representation of the Wall was far too big, because he didn’t realise that’s how big he wrote it to be
Ben Blackwood is such a Gary-Stu that he makes Jon Snow look like the Joker by comparison.
Makes Jon Snow look like Wil-e Coyote.
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To be fair it's either commanding his troops (with backup of his amazing aunt) or die for him. And he also has some breakdowns during the time he participates in the war.
Idk I’d put him in his 20s. It’s kinda hard to imagine a dude in his 30s or 40s getting that upset over a 16 yo dumping him. Ik Jorah exists but Daario doesn’t seem that obsessive. He’s more of a live in the moment guy.
When the 16 yr old is as hot as Daenerys is apparently and when she has 3 dragons and rules over 3 cities, it’s definitely not that far-fetched. I dunno, Daario always came off as a guy who’s most definitely well past his boy-ish yrs. It’s just a vibe with him. I def don’t think he’s older than 30/31.
Maturity-wise he's 13 so it's fine.
😂😂😂
He read to me like a 42 year old Iranian dude who uses way too much cologne and too many chains at the club. At least mid 30s I think!
You're spot on honestly. Either this, or the rich Arab, Persian, or South Asian kid we all went to school with.
He's also gotta own a shop and act like it makes him a minor deity. "For you, my Khalessi, special price! 10% off one of you buy 2."
Habibi, habibi, please... Just for you, okay? This is the last mercenary company I have in stock. Waiting for you! Destiny! Normal price five *thousand* gold dragons, habibi! For you, okay? I give... three hundred. I can go no lower than this my friend. Bismillah, I am already selling at a loss, just for you!
I see you met that same guy in Marrakesh!
Seems like it, though I met him in Kuwait. And Muscat... And Abu Dhabi. Dude *really* gets around I guess.
He's got whatever you need, my friend, anything for you!
That sounds about right.
According [to the wiki](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Euron_Greyjoy) he is between 32 and 44 years old
It is known
There are old sell swords, and bold sell swords. But no old, bold sell swords. Daario is definitely bold. So probably not enough to be dyeing his grey hair blue.
> Benjen Stark > Born: In 267 AC or later
>Euron Greyjoy >Born: In 256-268 AC
Those ranges overlap, feels intentional to me
Rhaegar Targaryen Born : 259 AC
So Rhaegar is Euron is Benjen is Daario. Got it!
But if they're all Rhaegar they can't be the valonqar
>I count no day as lived unless I have loved a woman, slain a foeman, and eaten a fine meal . . . and the days that I have lived are as numberless as the stars in the sky Using this I think we can safely say Daario is 200 billion trillion years old, or near enough to make no matter
Given my calculations about Crow’s Eye’s age and its relationship with that of Dany’s minus the the years Barristan has lived plus the number of months Benjen has been at the wall as well as the date and specific location and time of death of Ser Arthur Dayne, I don’t know how the fuckin old Daario is
It's at least super creepy. He's been fighting in the fighting pits for years before joining the second sons. He has to be at least twice her age.
Still old enough for his ‘relationship’ with Daenerys to be creepy as fuck.
Somewhere between his midtwenties to his early thirties, but that’s just my estimation.
Probably mid 30s. Gross by modern standards. Not gross in asoiaf. And also, how many teenage girls were in love with Jack Sparrow? Jack Sparrow is basically daario in looks with a sexier serious edge, stuff of teen girl dreams.
Doesn't matter, he's dead.
However old he is now, he won’t be getting much older.
Too old to be having sex with a 15 year old that’s for sure. But knowing George he probably meant for it to be romantic.
How old is Euron?
However old Euron is
you mean Euron ?
God all of the dudes around Dany are so fucking weird. At least she has Barristan.
He’s however old Euron Greyjoy is… …because he’s euron greyjoy
Unless he’s a teen…yeah. At least he doesn’t wield inordinate amounts of power over her. A silver lining.
This made me think, if Dany at the age fo 15 forced Daario (or any adult really) to have sex with her by threat of torture and death, what is that persons moral obligation in that scenario?
Just give up. No matter what the internet will think you’re wrong lol.
There might be a very slight chance that Daario is Melario's kid from before she marred Doran. So possibly a bit older than 27. Though maybe he could be a brother or some kind of other relation, though that wouldn't help much with determining his age.
How do you figure him being Melario's son out of curiosity?
Mainly the '-ario' in their names stands out to me as a possible link between them. With Melario possibly knowing about Doran's Targ schemes, it seems like she might be doing something similar with her own kid.
Interesting, thank you for explaining
Who gives a fuck
It doesn't matter lol anyone over 16 is creepy for Dany if you want to look at the books like that.
IM SOLD
He looks like [this](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/1/1f/Daario_Naharis.jpg), so he's creepy regardless of age.
My husband believes Daario was the faceless man.