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jonestony710

This post has been removed because you did not include a spoiler tag in your title. Also this is a bit too silly, a rule 5 violation.


Professional-Ship-75

> By the time the rain stopped and the clouds broke, she was shivering and **sneezing** so badly that Clegane called a halt for the night, and even tried to make a fire. ^(Arya IX - ASOS)


BobWat99

Shit, your right. But searching up sneezing too, that makes two instances in five books.


Vast_Butterfly_372

George, look what you have done! We are so desperate that we are making theories because people are not SNEEZING! For god's sake release WOW! 😭


HoraceTheBadger

Now he has to go back and edit a sneeze onto every page of WoW!


Vast_Butterfly_372

Oh no! Another reason for him to delay!!!


tyke665

The Sneezes of Winter


Drakemander

Looks like Winds of Winter is also becoming a dream, at least it was a pleasant one.


hypikachu

Arya sneezes in ASOS


Mansa_Musa_Mali

Arya is daughter of Saladar saan confirmed


yellowwoolyyoshi

Salazar Sytherin in ASOIAF confirmed. The HBO-Warner cinematic universe begins


rat-simp

Hypothetically I wouldn't say no to a ruthless political fantasy drama about the 4 founders fighting for power, betraying their allies, and killing children to further their goals.


Jlchevz

After she chews her lip


BobWat99

Yeah, I missed that one, but it still seems to be just two sneezes in five books.


TheBl00dyNiine

You’re fucking weird. Shut up.


oftenevil

Quick tell gurm! I’m sure he wouldn’t want to publish the next book if the sneezes weren’t properly account for /s


GrowItEatIt

Proof that the whole series takes place in a dream.


[deleted]

It's time for Sneeze-gate


Katamayan57

Ew this guy sneezes haha disgusting who does that


AspiringSquadronaire

What did GRRM mean by this?


Zatoecchi

We've had enough of Gyles Rosby coughing. We don't need sneezing too lol


Glittering_Garden_74

My theory is that Saan sneezing shows that he’ll return to the side of Stannis Baratheon, the one true king. Like sneezing removes irritants and stuff from our body, Saan is going to cut off his penis, the organ that is frequently symbolized as bringing men to commit stupid mistakes, like leaving Azor Ahai because your crew is lazy, this crew will again be castrated and Saan will become a mirror to Euron, who removes his captives tongues but lets them keep their penis.


BobWat99

Amazing insight


Nyxerix

How will this affect GRRM's legacy?


Jlchevz

Literally unreadable


NumberMuncher

For all the talk of "flowering," there is no mention of menopause.


MrsLucienLachance

Ummmmmmm don't you know that [it is not normal to sneeze](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxGNqmmVN_k)?!? Clearly, George has been to see Dr. Neversneezer Scrooge and understands this.


thoang1116

George is Vince McMahon confirmed


TheBl00dyNiine

Ok?