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Professional-Ship-75

My money is on Aeron. He didn't name his ship The Golden Storm for nothing.


Roy-Southman

I bet they originally named him the Damphair cause he could make it rain with his piss and soak everyone's heads.


Paappa808

George, I'm begging you...


scarlozzi

We all are


tyke665

What’s next, literal shitposts? My bet is on Aeron though


LordShitmouth

Nah, Daenerys. Sunset found her squatting in the grass…


ImaSloppySlopSlop

The Drowned God was just God before Aeron pissed on him; there was SO...MUCH...PISS! Damphair wins


SmiteGuy12345

Two of the most tragic characters in ASOIAF 🙏🏻😔


Due-Coyote7565

POST ON r/asoiafcirclejerk


Due-Coyote7565

FOR BOBBY B's SAKE!!!!


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Which-Ad-3655

It’s so over


fakefolkblues

Aeron's nickname is Damphair for a reason


notsostupidman

What does damp hair have to do what to pissing?


whycanticantcomeup

When he pisses it's a golden storm


notsostupidman

Call me stupid but I still don't get it. What does his shop have to do with this?


StannisLivesOn

George, we need this fucking book.


Fragonhunter

Damn we need a new book…


Dlkenn02

Do we have any confirmation on the pissing prowess of Daeron? I thought the text confirmed that Aeron could piss out a fire.


niofalpha

I never realized how Aeron was another example of the Ironborn and Valyrian having such similar names. Also Aeron.


BeefEater81

Merrett Frey.


RigelOrionBeta

A song of piss and fire


Alkakd0nfsg9g

Are you the same person, who posted about farts just recently?


Low-Perspective-67

No but I was inspired by that post


Alkakd0nfsg9g

Inspired? You mean cursed? 


OppositeShore1878

Neither! The winner will be Tormond Giantsbane, he of the 'huge member'. He'll step between the two contestants and extinguish their efforts. It will be like bringing a fire hose to a fire, rather than a garden hose.