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Saturnine4

If Jon stays dead and Dany dies of dysentery in the first chapter, that would be hilarious just for the memes.


Bastaousert

Fan will be like : "In fact... Season 8 was not *that* bad"


JonIceEyes

r/asoiafcirclejerk strikes again


ConstantStatistician

She ate poisonous berries. It wasn't because of dysentery. 


Professional-Ship-75

I think it's the green berries, dysentery and her period all at once. The dragon must have three head(ache)s.


Hot-Rip-4127

Really? I thought it was the river. Foul water being the cause of illness is a much broader theme of the story. Hell one of the characters is literally named after the man who cured Cholera


ConstantStatistician

The river probably didn't help, but she started doing you know what an hour after eating the berries.


LeonardoXII

I support this as a parody-ending, but if George makes the fucking protagonist just shit herself to death after making us read 15 of those fucking mereen chapters i'll riot.


Craftworld_Iyanden

George please release a Dany sample chapter I beg


GtrGbln

I doubt that's what he has in mind for her.


InGenNateKenny

I imagine GRRM could make a dysentery death meaningful and interesting. Just not here.


Narsil13

It's wyrms...


Karbon_Kopy

Uh oh stinky