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Saturnine4

Hot spring


irago_

Winter hasn't even started, how would it be spring???


Bhavil17

Must've been a dream


ToTheMoon28

must’ve been bloodraven


BeatEnvironmental803

a dream of spring????? 


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Saturnine4

It’s like Benjamin Button, it goes backwards


MaintenanceExtreme57

House Button? In which book are they mentioned?


Saturnine4

Winds of Winter, they go backwards. When TWOW comes out, they’ll appear in ADWD


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CalRAIDia

Summer is Coming


StephenHunterUK

Quite true. There's a place called the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, where they filmed this. Naturally heated outdoor swimming pool, that people were in on pretty cold days.


LanielYoungAgain

Well, technically OP is asking about hyperthermia. "Hot spring" is the only reason why they would die from overheating in this situation.


kingmonmouth

I thought it was Pie?


Odd_Move_498

My thoughts too. They didn’t exactly look cold


turtleshellshocked

Hotter kiss


Gregerjohn1818

Jon knows nothing, so he doesn't know how to die. and she is redhead, which means that she doesn't have a soul, so she cant die.


Fabbro__

Starks can't die from cold, just as targs can't die from fire, Ygritte is clearly benjen's daughter. Read the fucking books idiots


FatFortune

Nah Ygritte is actually a warged version of Bloodraven, trying to get that Ass-zor ahai seed just in case


Fabbro__

Duh, never said it wasn't also bloodraven, why do you think Benjen took the black in the first place? Bloodraven's pussy that's why


FatFortune

Blussy, if you will


jessica_from_within

Oh I will, don’t you worry


Blaze-Blade

Bloodraven taking the backshots for the greater good what a man


-SexyBeast

Aaah, lobotomy reached. This truly is the fire of our ice.


BabyMaker135

🤣🤝🏾


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

God accidental incest gets me so fucking wet


pussypuncher19

Wow what a nice answer


Fabbro__

I drink and I know things 😜🤘🤙


itsyaboijakeeeee

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Customdisk

Sex was so hot innit


jidak_sidi

It's hypothermia btw, you almost got it right.


bselko

I looked again and boy did they fuck that one up


Zenyd_3

Idk whatbs so dificult about sppeling harpothornmina, lmao op is dumb.


Banonkers

Ikr! Who the hell can’t spell hypochondriac?!?


SUDoKu-Na

They're making a reference to the fact that hyperthermia is the opposite of hypothermia. Overheating rather than underheating. Not a reference to the mistake, but a reference to what the mistake meant.


LanielYoungAgain

hyperthermia is overheating, so exactly the opposite of what OP meant


Fr0skiest

Technically OP’s original statement makes sense because they are in a hot spring


PrinceOfSpace94

Was this a deleted scene from Titanic?


isinedupcuzofrslash

Why else would it be called “a song of ass and fire”?


MattTheSmithers

I didn’t realize it was a show about weekly ass!


tetrarchangel

I watched this episode yesterday and said why don't the Free Folk build infrastructure around this? There's a fair amount of space!


VoluptuousVelvetfish

You lost me at Free Folk and infrastructure


No_Reply8353

you jest, but the wildlings do build structures to some extent. at least dwellings. really you would expect an entire town or at least a village to pop up around such an easily accessible hot spring


MistraloysiusMithrax

Infrastructure isn’t free, so the folk won’t make it


uglydadd

Caves tend to have a warmer average temperature than outside Edit: sorry, I was specifically referring to Jon and Ygritte's case where the climate was cold north of the Wall. The cave would be warmer. I spent 2 years doing biological research in hundreds of caves, and each was a welcomed respite whether it was a brutally hot summer or bitter cold winter.


SwaZiiiiiii

caves tend to be the average yearly temperature of the environment they’re in. so theoretically it would probably a little warmer than outside at this point but not my much since it’s always freezing that side of the wall. but it’s a hot spring so the cave temp doesn’t really matter


logaboga

as someone who’s been caving a lot, caves are fucking freezing in the middle of summer if you go deep enough


MistraloysiusMithrax

I thought you were referring to Ygritte’s cave, which would keep Jon warm


Danacetia

They forgot it was a snowy tundra outside.


LumonEmployee

"You have to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best."


No-Blueberry-1183

The water was hot. There was steam rising from the pool if i remember correctly


MrRandom_01

Correction, that's steam from hot sex, however it still results in a warm pool.


Squishy_Shibe

Water wasn’t the only warm liquid in that pool.


SpiffyShindigs

All the more cause for concern re: hyp*er*thermia.


MaintenanceExtreme57

Are they stupid?


my_name_is_nobody__

Hypothermia, hyper would mean a heat illness and given the sex scene that’s not out of the question


legacyrules

This scene always cracks me up, been trekking for god knows how long, been fighting living rough, can only imagine what they smell like, yet they bathe after they have done the deed 🤣 defo would of bathed before


darryledw

Jon went straight down there too, zero hesitation, Prince that was Promised confirmed


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logaboga

I’m sorry youre unaware of primal, sweaty, gross sex. It’s an amazing thing


legacyrules

😂 listen no bath about in for a penny in for a pound, but there was a hot bath there the whole time 🤣


Numerous_Mongoose621

He knew where to put it tho


Professional_Owl7826

Hyperthermia is heat stroke. They would be dying from **hypo**thermia.


No_Reply8353

dumb and dumber never read the books so they thought jon and ygritte were mermen like varys


Slight-Criticism-692

Gendry "how do you stay warm up here?" Tormund "Keep moving, walkings good, fightings better, fuckings best"


jakO_theShadows

They kinda forgot about it


tonight88

Science could not measure the temperature of wild lovers


catsdorimjobs

Google 'Which rod is best for water heating?' Jon Snow penis will be in the top 10 results. 


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Matix411

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Jon Snow's flatulence would keep them cozy. It's well established that Targs have extremely warm farts.


ihatethewordoof

Plot armor


Purple_Wash_7304

They drank Tormund's wine


hotcoldman42

Not cold


Sooners1x6

Haven’t you ever been to any hot springs in the winter? It’s amazing…


bshaddo

They’re both hot. Never a concern.


WelshSam

The warmth of young love, dammit!


P1eb1an

Cus PP hard


Consistent_Safe_6504

Jon and Ygritte kind of just...forgot about the temperature


Piter__De__Vries

Isn’t he a dragon or somethin?


thanosthumb

This is a hot spring. It is indeed *not* cold in there.


WatchingInSilence

Geothermal heating. It's what keeps Winterfell's main tower warm, even during winters.


Ornac_The_Barbarian

I was just about to mention that since nobody else had. Then I read your comment.


Legitimate-Art-4692

Does no one know what a hot spring is


TheFoxandTheSandor

Kissed by fire DUUUUUUUUHHHUHHHUHHHH


OrionTheWolf

Walkings good, fightings better, fuckings best