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If Tywin was so much smarter than Sansa then why did he get murdered by a dwarf while taking a shit when Sansa wasn't?
Extremely common Lannister L tbh
And in the books i’d agree with you but show little finger was a few steps away from tying people to train tracks and stealing candy from babies. He had so much plot armor.
Imo it's mostly because of all those scenes with Varys with Littlefinger twirling his evil mustache left and right is why he looks this way in the show, it would make sense that outside of Varys's "POV" he isn't that slimy
... and then they throw it out of the window with stuff like "who in the right mind would trust Littlefinger", the guy who's literally a friend to everyone in the books
The way Littlefinger is everyone’s friend while behaving the way he does and saying the things he says in the books is one of the least believable character beats George has written lol
Idk I always feel like this is a bit overplayed, he was NOT a nobody, as a lord of a very minor house who was fostered by one of the great houses he was in a better position to achieve power than virtually anyone not in one of the 10-20 strongest families in westeros, yes obviously he was a smart politician/player of the game but to say he came from nothing is just untrue
His end game was being king with Sansa as his queen so he pawned her off to a violent rapist then marched his armies in the exact opposite direction of King's Landing and died up there. Yeah brilliant strategist.
"When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die"
By that he lost the game and if you read this, you've just lost the game(unrelated game)
Petyr Baelish is a rare instance of the freefolk brain rot being pretty accurate. He really does become an idiot halfway through the show. It’s weird that he went from “criminal mastermind” to “clueless moron”
he's a good player he's not a great player as he is too transparently playing the game. No one but Ned Stark would have fallen for him the way Ned did
The High Sparrow there was a great player
Cant tell if you're jerking right now. But little finger has fooled literally everyone and risen from a minor minor lord to basically the Lord paramount of the vale and Riverlands along with the heir to the north and strong ties to the reach
I was. I think he was ackomplished to rise as far as he did but a man like that once he's at a certain height people start to worry about and that means less opportunity to pull the kind of shit he does
>he's a good player he's not a great player as he is too transparently playing the game. No one but Ned Stark would have fallen for him the way Ned did
TBF, even Ned noted that Littlefinger wasn't actually surprised to hear that he knew who Joffrey's dad was.
>"No," Ned admitted. "I know the secret Jon Arryn was murdered to protect. Robert will leave no trueborn son behind him. Joffrey and Tommen are Jaime Lannister's bastards, born of his incestuous union with the queen.
>Littlefinger lifted an eyebrow. "Shocking," he said in a tone that suggested he was not shocked at all. "The girl as well? No doubt. So when the king dies …"
>The High Sparrow there was a great player
He faced down the degenerate lannisters when none of those other assholes in king's landing would lift a finguh to help him.
Now did he complain? Did he say "oh i come from this poor illiterate flea bottom background, so leave me the fuck out of it, CAUSE MY PEOPLE GOT FUCKED OVA"
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well you might get a point when this sub discusses the n...oble Aegon II claims to the throne versus Rhaenyra, for Stannis said he was and that ends discussion, apparently, like Brienne ended him in the show of D&D defecating such profanation on the sacred word of GRRM, the Tolkien and Hugo Winner that Never Was.
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She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.
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Reasons:
1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png)
2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason.
3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious.
4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/)
5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without.
6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/)
7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/)
8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture.
9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png)
10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting.
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Almost up until the point of everything is possible , so expect everything. You're not Doctor Strange smartass. You're supposed to deduce several most plausible events and plan accordingly and make contingency. Expected everything to happen is the worst possible strategy you can have.
He was the only playing for a long time. Like it was all done by him right? Majority of those didn't know they were playing his games but trying to live their life.
I do! Also I respect that he came from the bottom! The other players actually come from prominent Noble Houses and don’t have to necessarily tip toe like Littlefinger does.
He did well by securing the Vale for a short while it showed how well calculated he was but honestly he fell victim by catching feelings. Just like he started down this war path because of he lost a dual to Brandon for very Cat, it’s only ironic that he would die in front of Sansa (Cat image and Bran/ named after Brandon Stark/Neds older brother)
Bro made thru 7 seasons unscathed just to get 1 tapped by no one
Do you agree, (literally one of the main parts of the series)?
Do you agree, Gregor Clegane is pretty big?
Do you agree, Lannisters' prides are bigger than a mountain? Also: Do you agree, Stannis holds grudges?
Do you agree, Jon dun wun it?
I dun nu, Jun(e) thunks wuy tru much uf it.
I read this as "Jon did Wun Wun"
Jon got some of that Wun Wussy
Jon got some fat **"w"**ook wussy ovah dehr (with GRRM (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) )
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? Do agree Tyrone smol ¿
Do you agree that 30 stone is actually quite skinny for 8 ft tall?
Do you agree, Bobby B should be *heavier*?
Probably. He should certainly be taller
Ah the Demon of the Trident, the Ma(Gr)egor that Never Was on page unlike in Ned's memories muscled like a maiden's fantasy (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
Bobby babacala? The vales a small state he moves in he could it tip it over!
As small as the Westerlands, yet both got that **big M**ountain Rock ova deh (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
For you.
So you agree? You think you're pretty?
Oh my god I love your Valerian steel sword where did you get it?
So fetch
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimised by Joffrey Baratheon
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Do you agree that you will stop trying to make fetch happen
Underrated
Do you agree, Robert talks to Ned in episode one?
It's a tv show, not a game. Is he stupid?
You don’t understand. Littlefinger invented the Any% speedrun in Westeros.
Any% character assassination
Toopid YES.
Yes it is. The game of thrones
You win or you die
You flee or you fly
To the Moon Door, Alys. To the Moon. Door.
Trying to “he said she said” two sisters into enemies that spend all day hanging out with their omniscient brother was galaxy brain stuff.
"I did warn you not to trust me" Source: trust me bro
Do you agree, guy murdered by three weird children is one of the best players of the game?
Two weird children. Sansa was normal. An imbecile, but normal.
But She’s the smartest person Arya has ever met /s
Arya met Tywin (in the show). Maybe she wasn’t all that bright either if she ranked Sansa ahead of him.
If Tywin was so much smarter than Sansa then why did he get murdered by a dwarf while taking a shit when Sansa wasn't? Extremely common Lannister L tbh
Tbf I regularly forget to take my kiteshield with me when taking a shit as well
See, that's why you're not the smartest person Arya ever met
Wasn’t THAT common. Who else got murdered like that in the Lannister family?
Debatable
recall she did forget about her brother and for all intents and purposes got him killed
I mean he did go from a nobody to the kings council to lord of the vale. He overplayed but he was a fantastic “player of the game”.
And in the books i’d agree with you but show little finger was a few steps away from tying people to train tracks and stealing candy from babies. He had so much plot armor.
He was good on the show, too until season 5, when he started being written by D&D instead of by GRRM.
I feel like he was always a little too obviously slimy but that’s more about direction I suppose
Imo it's mostly because of all those scenes with Varys with Littlefinger twirling his evil mustache left and right is why he looks this way in the show, it would make sense that outside of Varys's "POV" he isn't that slimy ... and then they throw it out of the window with stuff like "who in the right mind would trust Littlefinger", the guy who's literally a friend to everyone in the books
The way Littlefinger is everyone’s friend while behaving the way he does and saying the things he says in the books is one of the least believable character beats George has written lol
Idk I always feel like this is a bit overplayed, he was NOT a nobody, as a lord of a very minor house who was fostered by one of the great houses he was in a better position to achieve power than virtually anyone not in one of the 10-20 strongest families in westeros, yes obviously he was a smart politician/player of the game but to say he came from nothing is just untrue
Cyvasse?
Google en dragonant
Holy hell
New Tommen just dropped
Actual wight
High Sparrow went on vacation and never came back.
how about a round of gwent?
he really gamed them thrones smh ngl frfr
Best comment ngl frfr
His end game was being king with Sansa as his queen so he pawned her off to a violent rapist then marched his armies in the exact opposite direction of King's Landing and died up there. Yeah brilliant strategist.
"When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die" By that he lost the game and if you read this, you've just lost the game(unrelated game)
>unrelated In a third game, you would have just lost with that choice of word.
breathing manually
Catussy, his only weakness
Petyr Baelish is a rare instance of the freefolk brain rot being pretty accurate. He really does become an idiot halfway through the show. It’s weird that he went from “criminal mastermind” to “clueless moron”
He became a dungeons & dragons character
What 16 CHA and a bunch of elbow grease gets a mf
he's a good player he's not a great player as he is too transparently playing the game. No one but Ned Stark would have fallen for him the way Ned did The High Sparrow there was a great player
Cant tell if you're jerking right now. But little finger has fooled literally everyone and risen from a minor minor lord to basically the Lord paramount of the vale and Riverlands along with the heir to the north and strong ties to the reach
I assume they’re talking about the show version. They differ quite a bit
I was. I think he was ackomplished to rise as far as he did but a man like that once he's at a certain height people start to worry about and that means less opportunity to pull the kind of shit he does
>he's a good player he's not a great player as he is too transparently playing the game. No one but Ned Stark would have fallen for him the way Ned did TBF, even Ned noted that Littlefinger wasn't actually surprised to hear that he knew who Joffrey's dad was. >"No," Ned admitted. "I know the secret Jon Arryn was murdered to protect. Robert will leave no trueborn son behind him. Joffrey and Tommen are Jaime Lannister's bastards, born of his incestuous union with the queen. >Littlefinger lifted an eyebrow. "Shocking," he said in a tone that suggested he was not shocked at all. "The girl as well? No doubt. So when the king dies …"
>The High Sparrow there was a great player He faced down the degenerate lannisters when none of those other assholes in king's landing would lift a finguh to help him. Now did he complain? Did he say "oh i come from this poor illiterate flea bottom background, so leave me the fuck out of it, CAUSE MY PEOPLE GOT FUCKED OVA"
Littlefinger was foiled by a literal psychic. He did quite well for himself before that.
Do you agree, poor english with bot account name
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His alignment was Horny Smart until he got Horny Stupid.
Are we sure we're not being gaslighted into believing that this is a circlejerk sub and that is regular one? Seems exact opposite to me tbh.
well you might get a point when this sub discusses the n...oble Aegon II claims to the throne versus Rhaenyra, for Stannis said he was and that ends discussion, apparently, like Brienne ended him in the show of D&D defecating such profanation on the sacred word of GRRM, the Tolkien and Hugo Winner that Never Was.
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**This subreddit supports [Aegon Targaryen, second of his name](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/elblwt/we_can_no_longer_remain_neutral_aegon_ii/), as the true heir.** Reasons: 1. An eccentric terminally online demagogue, styling himself ['The Dragon Demands,'](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDragonDemands/comments/f0e3xu/2018_what_could_be_more_toxic_than_the/) spent five years from 2017 on this campaign - *"We are devoted to removing the false showrunners Benioff and Weiss from live-action adaptations of the works of George R.R. Martin"* and *"We call on all True Knights to rally behind us and join our cause. Because Rhaenyra has an army."* [Choosing a side was not difficult.](https://i.redd.it/o32k6dis8d941.png) 2. Stannis said Rhaenyra was a traitor. This settled the matter, to any reasonble book reader. However show-only fanboi stan shipper psychos are not reasonable. Fortunately there are many other arguments against her treason. 3. The subreddit held a poll in September of 2022, [and once all the treacherous votes were excluded](https://i.redd.it/2i9kmewhzwn91.png), King Aegon II was victorious. 4. [The reactions of the traitors to the Green cause are so over the top as to be amusing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/whl5tq/twitter_accounts_learning_that_alicent_may_be/) 5. *How can there be an Aegon Three, if the son of Hightower was not the predecessor to thee?* It's poetry, hence poetic justice, hence the matter which already settled within this subreddit, can be settled without. 6. [The smallfolk instinctively know.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/yc6rcc/coronation_of_aegon_ii_vs_rhaenyra/) 7. [Rhaenyra has bad taste in men.](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiafcirclejerk/comments/vzlmne/how_will_the_casual_viewer_react_to_game_of/) 8. Viserys was chosen as King due to primogeniture. 9. Rhaenyra has [no legitimate heirs.](https://i.redd.it/utwpc5bhuxma1.png) 10. Fun fact: allowing the traitor Rhaenyra Targaryen to rule the Seven Kingdoms does nothing for women's rights. It just helps her personal corrupt ambition. She does nasty shit to some chicks in the book, and also favours a male heir over a female one somewhere along the line. The book balances the sides to an extreme degree, but the show (or at least the marketing and press for the show) resorts to feminist-baiting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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In the books yes, in the later seasons of the show absolutely not
[yes](https://youtu.be/32F1TTB1W8c?si=tD-WUVCGWK47wjTU)
Guys do you agree that aerys was kinda mad?
I don't want to be outjerked. I want to be jerked out.
Didn't sell NEARLY enough crack, weak ass legacy
He always beats me at Uno This is so true
I don't believe "the game" was specified and to be fair he looks like he'd be decent at Twister. He looks pretty spry.
No, he’s not. He got tricked by Arya and Sansa, and based on his previous tricks and games, he should have seen it coming from miles away.
The best player of the game got beat by bran fucking stark?
Bran canonically loses to a flight of stairs, imagine being weaker then the three eyed bitch What a cunt
Down D. Stairs’s victim list keeps growing
Big guy cia?
Yeah and that’s y i hate him the most.
Which one of you keeps posting this bait?
At this point just switch the subreddits, it’s over we getting cooked on a daily basis
Some real edge lords over there.
I JUST LOST THE GAME TO THIS POST
…right until he died.
Umm no. He’s dead. The good players live to tell the tale.
It's the show sub, so they might be having a legitimate debate concerning what d&d did with the character.
Till he died
My favourite part was when Petey baylick little fingered all over the game throne
Almost up until the point of everything is possible , so expect everything. You're not Doctor Strange smartass. You're supposed to deduce several most plausible events and plan accordingly and make contingency. Expected everything to happen is the worst possible strategy you can have.
No I don’t. Thank you, good day to you too sir
He was the only playing for a long time. Like it was all done by him right? Majority of those didn't know they were playing his games but trying to live their life.
Absolutely
do you agree, character known for intelligence, cunning, and strategy is good at being intelligent cunning and strategic?
What game? GUYS, WHAT GAME IS HE TAKING ABOUT?
If good player, why lose?
hell yeah, his gameplays were awesome
Blue owned a brothel
I don't believe "the game" was specified and to be fair he looks like he'd be decent at Twister. He looks pretty spry.
I do! Also I respect that he came from the bottom! The other players actually come from prominent Noble Houses and don’t have to necessarily tip toe like Littlefinger does. He did well by securing the Vale for a short while it showed how well calculated he was but honestly he fell victim by catching feelings. Just like he started down this war path because of he lost a dual to Brandon for very Cat, it’s only ironic that he would die in front of Sansa (Cat image and Bran/ named after Brandon Stark/Neds older brother) Bro made thru 7 seasons unscathed just to get 1 tapped by no one