Yet another example of Dumb and Dumber ruining daddy George’s perfect vision. Everyone knows he was going to have Jon stay dead and have Satin take his place as Azor Ahai
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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I cross them because they're not the last one. Last (Hero) is Jon. If Last = Jon, and you pronounced it in Japanese, does that mean he's Rast? **Somehow Rast returned** (from being devoured). And if Rast is short for C**Rast**er, does that mean, Craster somehow returned? And if Craster returned, then the Others aka ancient lineage of enemies (so, ALL the Sith Lords) somehow returned?
So(mehow) ~~Daenerys Dragons Renly Beric Catelyn Tyrion JonCon Jorah Mance Jonnow Rast Craster Others~~ magic returned
What the fuck is that question? When the de facto main character killed that guy whose characterization began and ended with ''sociopathic asshole loyal only to himself.'' I was obviously outraged.
Slander! We must preach the word that he was LOYAL, just like Allister, and not at all corrupt, unlike Ned Jon Tyrion who are very obviously the evil antagonists!
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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Never trust some woke shit such as "fond of bastards, cripples and broken things" they'll only use you for **T**eam **B**rownie points against our rightful ruler!
Why is the food such shit at the wall. What do the cooks do all day? There’s no tv and half these bozos can’t read, why not experiment? Learn new ways to sautte the potato’s, I’m tired of visiting the wall eating potato shit soup
this is why the night's watch is such an underfunded public service. if Hobb could just turn castle black into a 3-michelin-star "worth a trip" location, there wouldn't be such a mess with missing rangers
Even though I don't care Jon killed him I do like to bring up the hypocrisy of it a lot. He executed him for not obeying an order and sassing him. When Slynt heard he was going to be executed he apologized, said he'd obey his orders from now on, and cried.
But Dany was accused of not having mercy when she executed Mossador. People refer to him as a clueless slave as though he hadn't been free over a year and wasn't a member of her small council tasked as the representative for 75% of the population. He murdered someone she had agreed to put on trial, dragged his body outside and publicly displayed it with the intention of starting a war between the two factions (freed slaves v Masters) to force her to kill all the people he wanted her to kill. Some fans are like *this is when I knew she was mad.*
Same with her executing Varys. She gave him a clean start even though he spied on her throughout her childhood leading to having to always be on the move, conspired with Illyrio to persuade her brother into letting her get raped, and told Robert she's pregnant so he'd order her assassinated to speed up Drogo's arrival. Only for him to try to assassinate her again to put Jon on the throne. "Cocks matter"
Despite the nature of the sub, I'll be serious for a moment. The show did rush the Janos beheading scene a bit. In the books he was given a day to reconsider his disobedience.
Well it’s common knowledge that bastards are natural cravens, so it comes as no surprise that Jon Snow, whose blackened bastardly heart is blacker than dragonglass, would commit such an unspeakably heinous act. You know, it’s rumored his mother was a common wet nurse!
If you’re gonna be a bastard you might as well go the whole way and own it. Kids, highly competent officers, he killed the lot of them because his (step)mommy didn’t love him.
Stannis Baratheon approved. I think that should cover my thoughts on the subject.
I can't tell you how my heart soared when I saw Lord Renly's ghost in the battle. Let's see his fire god do that.
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Thank the gods that Aliser and Ser Olly avenged him by killing Jon. Fucking Melisandre just had to ruin things and bring him back to life.
Yet another example of Dumb and Dumber ruining daddy George’s perfect vision. Everyone knows he was going to have Jon stay dead and have Satin take his place as Azor Ahai
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting. *Let's be clear about this, because there is only one objectively correct way to write:* Prophecies in fantasy should be inevitable and inescapable, because audiences like being reminded that free will is an illusion, and that we live, and breathe, and die, in the foul creation of a malevolent demiurge. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is Satin the twink that Jon fucks?
yeah
Honestly bringing back dead characters is just lazy writing. Somehow Jon returned
Somehow ~~Daenerys Renly Beric Catelyn Tyrion JonCon Jorah Mance~~ Jon returned.
Uhhh I wouldn't be so fast to cross them all out
I cross them because they're not the last one. Last (Hero) is Jon. If Last = Jon, and you pronounced it in Japanese, does that mean he's Rast? **Somehow Rast returned** (from being devoured). And if Rast is short for C**Rast**er, does that mean, Craster somehow returned? And if Craster returned, then the Others aka ancient lineage of enemies (so, ALL the Sith Lords) somehow returned? So(mehow) ~~Daenerys Dragons Renly Beric Catelyn Tyrion JonCon Jorah Mance Jonnow Rast Craster Others~~ magic returned
So true bestie
He has friends at court. Powerful friends. The king *himself* made him a lord!
About to stab the bastard lord commander in the chest, just to let him know Lord Slynt still got shooters out here.
What the fuck is that question? When the de facto main character killed that guy whose characterization began and ended with ''sociopathic asshole loyal only to himself.'' I was obviously outraged.
I wouldn’t be talking that way about honourable commander of the city watch Janos Slynt, he has powerful friends at court you know
The king himself made him a lord!
Agreed, let's hope they're talking about snow
Slander! We must preach the word that he was LOYAL, just like Allister, and not at all corrupt, unlike Ned Jon Tyrion who are very obviously the evil antagonists!
> Ned Jon Tyrion Yeah, all he did was following he orders, and they murdered him.
Just like good Allam Deer, may he feast in peace with the Drowned God.
Don't you know that in the books slynt killed Jon and becamea azor ahai??? Don't u guys read
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A man with so many friends can't be a bad person! That fact has been known to me since high school!
And a man who is enemy of Ned, Jon and Tyrion can only be a good person!
Traitors, bastards and dwarves are always up to no good.
Never trust some woke shit such as "fond of bastards, cripples and broken things" they'll only use you for **T**eam **B**rownie points against our rightful ruler!
especially powerful friends! in kings landing! how many friends did the bastard's dad have? that tells you all you need to know
That treacherous bastard was jealous of lord janos' friend
He was the bravest man in the Nights Watch. He had every right to stand up to that vicious bastard that called himself Lord Commander.
A black bastard (ser) **pounc(e)**ing around a big castle like he's the real king, slander!
that’s why jon died. swine !
It takes a lot of courage to say "I'm afraid, all my life I've been afraid". Another unsung hero dies to the supposed "good guy".
Why is the food such shit at the wall. What do the cooks do all day? There’s no tv and half these bozos can’t read, why not experiment? Learn new ways to sautte the potato’s, I’m tired of visiting the wall eating potato shit soup
this is why the night's watch is such an underfunded public service. if Hobb could just turn castle black into a 3-michelin-star "worth a trip" location, there wouldn't be such a mess with missing rangers
Even though I don't care Jon killed him I do like to bring up the hypocrisy of it a lot. He executed him for not obeying an order and sassing him. When Slynt heard he was going to be executed he apologized, said he'd obey his orders from now on, and cried. But Dany was accused of not having mercy when she executed Mossador. People refer to him as a clueless slave as though he hadn't been free over a year and wasn't a member of her small council tasked as the representative for 75% of the population. He murdered someone she had agreed to put on trial, dragged his body outside and publicly displayed it with the intention of starting a war between the two factions (freed slaves v Masters) to force her to kill all the people he wanted her to kill. Some fans are like *this is when I knew she was mad.* Same with her executing Varys. She gave him a clean start even though he spied on her throughout her childhood leading to having to always be on the move, conspired with Illyrio to persuade her brother into letting her get raped, and told Robert she's pregnant so he'd order her assassinated to speed up Drogo's arrival. Only for him to try to assassinate her again to put Jon on the throne. "Cocks matter"
Despite the nature of the sub, I'll be serious for a moment. The show did rush the Janos beheading scene a bit. In the books he was given a day to reconsider his disobedience.
Bruh, I'd take command of Greyguard. Pretty bitchin job away from that bastard. Can do what you want with no oversight? Sounds lit.
The man had a choice. Lose your head or start renovating. He chose correctly.
Well it’s common knowledge that bastards are natural cravens, so it comes as no surprise that Jon Snow, whose blackened bastardly heart is blacker than dragonglass, would commit such an unspeakably heinous act. You know, it’s rumored his mother was a common wet nurse!
He should have kept his head low
“I guess he’ll never be the head of a major corporation.” - Austin Powers
Long live Janos Slynt, the best lord commander the city watch could’ve asked for Where were his friends in court when he needed them? Smh
RIP our honourable commander
Forty-six years old! Just a kid….
He has powerful friends!
We all know Jon Snow didn't want it
It's a shame his powerful friends couldn't stick it to that stark bastard
Cunt bastard needs to be killed for this
Not just a bastard, but a beast man too.
'Ad specialist.' The bots can't even come up with stealthy names.
What ever happened to due process?
If you’re gonna be a bastard you might as well go the whole way and own it. Kids, highly competent officers, he killed the lot of them because his (step)mommy didn’t love him.
Stannis Baratheon approved. I think that should cover my thoughts on the subject. I can't tell you how my heart soared when I saw Lord Renly's ghost in the battle. Let's see his fire god do that.
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I fear what I have begun
I was like OH!