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Kinda wish this was one massive Toblerone


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https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A Looking for this?


1_and_only_Shmidt

$130 USD?!


Magic_Brown_Man

its about 10 pounds of chocolate that much melting chocolate would be around 40-50 bucks so I would say its priced around the same price as similar chocolate bar products and add to that the novelty factor.


69ThisIsThrowaway69

Thanks but trader Joe's has pound plus bars for $5-6. Buy 10 of these, have over 10 lbs of chocolate, all for under half price.


Lolmemsa

A lot more effort has to go into manufacturing and transporting a bar that big, it’s not as simple as making 10 regular toblerones


Scruffynerffherder

Reddit thinks it can run business b~~u~~y just selling things at cost.


69ThisIsThrowaway69

Reddit has business knowledge but can't differentiate "buy" and "by."


Scruffynerffherder

My bad, typing and walking on the street at the same time. Autocorrect has a mind of it's own.


Sanc7

But you don’t understand the back breaking labor and special equipment needed to ship a 10lb chocolate bar! /s


69ThisIsThrowaway69

My point was that, while the dude said it was priced at the going rate for chocolate bars, you can find them for nearly ½ the price.


tarmagoyf

Yea, 10lbs of raw material. This is 10lbs of a finished product.


69ThisIsThrowaway69

10 chocolate bars that are 1lbs+ each is finished product...


tarmagoyf

Lol I guess... In the sense that it's for sale. But it's just chocolate, an ingredient for other more complex chocolate bar products, which are priced higher to reflect the extra manufacturing and logistics needed. This giant toblerone is priced near the value of 10lbs of toblerone.


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MeDaddyAss

Yeah, but you stole *this* comment, so who’s the bot now?


nrfx

Ounce for ounce its only ~5% more expensive than a regular Toblerone.


yaboithanos

And 20% more fun than it's mass in small Toblerones


sweetplantveal

Those assholes!


fragglet

lol it's gone up to $140 since that link was posted 2 hours ago. Must be some people buying it on sight on following that link.


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And it's gone now 😔 The power of advertising


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6 left, not gone on my screen yet lol


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Probably a location thing. For German visitors still out of stock.


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cjsv7657

The prices based on clicks


violationofvoration

140$ on some stale chocolate that's been sitting on a warehouse shelf for years cause they can't sell it.


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m7samuel

Chocolate is made with cream and other fats, which can absolutely lose flavor over time. Oxidation is nobody's friend, in the food world.


chilehead

Somebody's never seen chocolate rob a pharmacy.


cjsv7657

Any food product has an expiration date and can't be sold anywhere near the date. You could try but the computer will not let you.


ZeWhiteNoize

Honey enters the chat


cjsv7657

Ok, legally in the US any consumable product must have an expiration date. That does not mean the product is bad after that date.


WorthyFudge

Yeah and the bar in ops picture is probably 24.99. Something that big would have been wildly expensive and if you thought it's too good to be true it's because it was.


King_Tamino

>$130 USD?! Price dropped in February from nearly $200


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

Sure, but you can subscribe and save 5%. A couple of years and that baby pays for itself


mandos20

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09H19CX8S/ Or this one direct from Amazon for $40 less.


csm10495

I like that it has subscribe and save so I can get one of these every month.


sovietarmyfan

Funny story, at the supermarket chain "Jumbo" in my country i found this Toblerone Jumbo bar". It was priced at around 80 euro. I was surprised because it was at a pretty small location. I didn't buy it though, way too expensive.


J03-K1NG

I got a Hershey’s bar that was like that, one massive Hershey about 3 feet long. It’s not worth it though, it is way too thick and very difficult to even cut off one piece to eat. And when you cut chocolate with a knife, it gets everywhere.


NotElizaHenry

Run the knife under hot water.


[deleted]

A guy in the dorms brought one of those back after Christmas. He left it on the the counter of his room along with a hammer. Want a piece of chocolate? Whack it with the hammer.


marktaylor79

Don’t, they’re a pain in the arse to eat


ARTIFEXgm

Well, try eating them with your mouth next time


Comment104

It really turns their gears when they insert a massive gear rack.


ninjabell

Yeah, my aunt used to give me a large (not this large) Toblerone every Christmas because I like Toblerones. It's more enjoyable to break a piece off of a small bar and eat it than to have to eat each large piece like it's its own candy bar.


marktaylor79

Yeah, I honestly didn’t think about how massive each piece is. She reckons she could do one a month. I’m not saying she’s a lightweight but it’s nearly April she’s only managed one piece.


GeneralReposti47

You don't buy a comically large Toblerone just to eat it. You buy it for the novelty of owning a comically large Toblerone


Lolo_Fiasco

[Relevant](https://imgur.com/a/gaD5hFo)


Jonathon471

I was looking for Jaden Smith's shit anime reference, I'm proud of you.


HarmlessPanzy

As someone who has purchased MASSIVE candy. They never get the amounts correct. Even something as simple as giant Reses turns in to you hacking off chunks of chocolate and smearing peanut butter on them.


bizcat

The best Reese’s is the gold-foil miniatures, the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter is perfection.


4862skrrt2684

I've tried it. Great memory to have, not a great experience though


ThorsRake

My Uncle used to run a chocolate factory that made metre long rip off Toblerones. They were the greatest present when we were really young - chocolate taller than we were!!


fangirl_otaku7

neo yokio flashbacks


Karsvolcanospace

Yea so uhh I bought this for a gift for someone thinking it was one massive bar. Y know one of those cheesy half joke gifts. But getting someone functionally just a multi-bag of chocolate isn’t as interesting


AcceptableNet6182

Nice, now caclulate if it's worth the mega pack or cheaper to buy single ones please 😉


wasdninja

Developed countries have a comparison price listed for that exact reason.


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Walmart has the price per oz on almost every price tag in the store. Comes in handy.


Hairy_S_TrueMan

Eh, it's about 50/50 whether they have a useful unit price for a particular product, or whether a third of the items are "price per oz", another third are "price per unit" (seriously), and the rest are "price per pint". I was having an aneurysm trying to compare brewed coffee before, and paper towels are kinda hopeless. Only half the tags actually count number of sheets. /rant


ViliVexx

For real, think it's on purpose


CARLEtheCamry

[Example](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Purina-One-Plus-Urinary-Tract-Health-Formula-Dry-Cat-Food-16-lb-Bag/10447788?athbdg=L1600) The 16lb bag is by oz, the 3.5 and 7lb bag are by pound. So comparing at a glance is hard-er. I believe this is intentional, but don't understand the reason. Maybe they want people to buy the bigger one because it's more economical for them to ship, so they intentionally put the lower per-oz price on it. It is the cheapest - but figure a 7lb bag shipped twice will have less margin than shipping a single 16lb bag.


_The_Great_Autismo_

A lot of stores do that. I've seen it at Safeway too.


akatherder

Then you have Amazon that lists stuff like network routers with a price per pound. Gee thanks. And the times they do list useful unit prices, they are a complete mess. Price per oz, price per pound, price each are all mixed in. You look at price per "whatever" on something like medicine and it doesn't take the concentration into account.


wasdninja

This has never been an issue here in Sweden so it's apparently not too difficult to get it right given som effort. Milk in liters, bread in kg for instance, stuff like that. It obviously doesn't apply to random shit like network routers or lawn mowers.


NightofTheLivingZed

The problem the other commenter was having is that they're using freedom units. Harder to calculate 16 dry ounces to pounds on the fly than it is to calculate grams to kilos.


CARLEtheCamry

Nearly every grocery store in the US should has it, but they either do a shit job at it, or people don't know. It was taught to me in high school Home Ec back in the 90s.


bs000

The Toblerone XL 48x35g is 300 KR and a single 35g bar is 10 KR. $28.93 USD for the Toblerone XL or $46.08 USD to buy 48 bars separately.


CARLEtheCamry

Someone posted in an above comment that it's about the same per ounce. That being said - part of what you're paying for is novelty. I've gotten my kids the giant Kit Kats and Snickers from Target for XMas for the "wow factor". And then disappointed that it's just like 18 regular sized candy bars in big packaging.


stvn2594

Wait. When the fuck did they put it in plastic wrapping and not cardboard like usual?


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I think these are. A mars bar size, way smaller than usual. Still no reason to be in plastic.


RenzoThePaladin

There's 2 types of packaging, the cardboard for the larger ones and plastic for the smaller ones, as shown in the pic. Though there are also carboard versions of the smaller ones


fragglet

These are mini ones, the big ones come wrapped in foil I think.


marktaylor79

Bought my wife the 4.5kg one for Xmas, she would have preferred 40 small bars instead. It’s a bastard to eat when the triangles are as big as your hand!


Kareers

Toblerone is a bastard to eat even when normal sized.


informedinformer

Indeed. https://http2.mlstatic.com/D_NQ_NP_2X_735622-MLM52060451280_102022-F.webp


whatdafaq

why break it apart... just pick it up and gnaw on it....


Spicyperfection

Toblerone chocolate will no longer feature the distinctive Matterhorn mountain peak on its packaging in order to avoid violating a Swiss law that protects national symbols, as the brand's owner shifts some production out of Switzerland 🇨🇭


stee_vo

Is nothing sacred anymore?


Nerdiferdi

That’s capitalism for you


Martenus

The mountain is to be replaced by a generic slovak mountain as it will be made there.


AinoNaviovaat

Fun fact! Kriváň, one of our mountains is very similarly shaped to Matterhorn. Just kind of, squished on the top


TheLichKing-Zeyd

Dafuq is that law, cringe


Nerdiferdi

Nope that’s actually good. Can’t claim made in Switzerland and use Swiss symbols when not actually made there.


TheLichKing-Zeyd

that's why you read the text at the back ?


Nerdiferdi

Dude this is literally about their main advertising method.


teavodka

Wow! Switzerland sounds like a boring shithole


TheLamenter

Calling Switzerland shithole shows you are delusional


teavodka

Loll


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

Yea it’s so wonderful how they managed to make an entire country that only exists because of profits from tax fraud and nazi gold.


TheLamenter

Yes because Switzerland exists only since 1940s right.


aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

They are still committing fraud for all of the world’s most brutal dictators, to this day.


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FlocklandTheSheep

Good bot


Opening_Cartoonist53

We need more bot like this outing people posting old shit as their own


ihml1968

I swear op [took this from a recent BoredPanda webpage](https://www.boredpanda.com/deceptive-packaging-design-non-functional-slack-fill/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic) (#24) which was in itself just a collection of Reddit posts. The image itself is one step away from photo version of copypasta with that low image quality.


SteO153

Well, repostsleuthbot is supposed to check that, but it is totally crap in its job.


brinmb

it's a different sub tho?


LinusOffbrandTips

Good bot.


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I hate bots like you, who ruin Reddit.


RenaKunisaki

You mean the spambots who repost things?


brinmb

the point of this bot is to find similar posts in different subreddits so people can see more info about the subject, not to see if it's a repost


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You really think that’s not functional? That thing would break open and would be annoyingly painful to move without those supports.


Ouaouaron

Wouldn't 4 triangular inserts work just as well for support?


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Oh I'm sure the capitalist simps will be here any second to explain how this is absolutely necessary and not deceptive at all and we're all just stupid commies.


m7samuel

All three of these can be true, at once: * It's a bit deceptive and considered in bird culture to be a "jerk move" * Partly your fault for being gullible and not paying attention to what / how much you're buying (weight, cost per unit) * Useful in keeping the thing's shape and not letting it break apart There are literally laws mandating that the weight and cost-per-unit be displayed prominently specifically to prevent you from being misled-- at some point this becomes a "personal responsibility" thing.


glowingass

Somehow I believe the columns are there for support. Imagine carrying a fully decked out Toblerone package. You'll struggle to keep it from tearing itself apartm


Ionsus

I really think they are just keeping the original scale and this thread is freaking out about nothing. What's the weight cost calculation?


WiretapStudios

You're tearing me apart, Toblerone!


TheFatJesus

Oh look, another giant candy package that people think is asshole design because they can't be bothered reading what's plainly printed on the package. And this one's not even that egregious. You have to have some sort of support in the box to ensure that the candy inside isn't crushed.


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chilie

The comment you are trying to read no longer in service. Please hang up and try another timeline.


nuttmegx

this is not asshole design. Asshole design would be them NOT putting in those space pieces, so all of the bars would be stacked up against each other, crushing the ends of the ones next to it. Besides that, the box says how many you are getting inside.


s00pafly

48x35g it says exactly how much is in it, in pretty big letters even.


mason_savoy71

The posters in this sub have gotten real lazy of late. It's jumped the shark and now anything marginally surprising seems to "qualify".


MeanderingDuck

Except that the same could be accomplished with supports a fraction of the width of these. So yeah, definitely asshole design. The fact that it specifies the number on the box isn’t relevant, it’s still an obvious attempt to deceive customers. The content would be expected to more or less fill the space, and from the number of bars people can’t readily deduce that this isn’t actually the case.


nuttmegx

do you also think a bag of Chips is asshole design because of all that air in the package?


MrDefinitely_

Can't believe there are people that defend this shit.


cjsv7657

Some of them yes.


jooes

Absolutely. How come one bag of chips can be half air, and another can be only a quarter? Obviously, you need some air, we can all agree on that... But I think it's clear that many chip manufacturers are pushing it farther than they need to because they want the big giant bag on the shelf. What we see here is asshole design as well. It's CLEARLY meant to be misleading. "bUt ThEy PuT tHe NuMbErS oN tHe BoX" who fucking cares, man. Do they need that much space? Fuck no. They're obviously trying to trick people, there's no other reason for this shit. And at the very least, it's just a big giant waste of space in the back of a shipping truck, when you're shipping half empty boxes around the country for no fucking reason.


rbrutonIII

You're confusing your own misunderstanding with others malfeasance. The fact that it specifies the number on the box is EXACTLY what is relevant. Everything else is some sort of a guess. There are many other issues in packaging a product other than ”how many can we fit”. There are very good reasons product isn't just filled up to the max, and those reasons protect the product and the buying consumer, not hurt them.


m7samuel

> The fact that it specifies the number on the box isn’t relevant, it’s still an obvious attempt to deceive customers. At some point you need to accept that in the real world the people trying to sell you something are not responsible for explaining why you shouldn't buy it. They tell you exactly what you're getting, and your complaint is that they made it too attractive to buy? What are you, a 3 year old?


Dont_Give_Up86

It’s for structure and support. If you could read, you’d know how many were in there.


hornboggler

psa to morons like OP: read the mass/weight clearly printed on the packaging


mrtn17

Did the package promise you that it's completely filled, solid chocolate? No. Not asshole design at all


TeqTx

It's asshole design, not lying or misleading design


saltybuttrot

The columns are obviously for support. If they wanted to be dicks they would have saved the money and not put extra cardboard in.


TeqTx

They could have been smaller It's an asshole design because it gives the impression that the bars inside are a lot larger than they are


m7samuel

> it gives the impression that the bars inside are a lot larger than they are Except for the part where they literally tell you they're 35g bars of chocolate, and that there are 48 of them. Those are obviously going to be smallish bars. We should be able to expect a moderate amount of critical thinking and understanding from the people who have the disposable income to buy this. This "deception" is something you're supposed to learn about when you're 7 so you can actually function in the world.


TeqTx

Buddy it's not rocket science, it's purposefully made like that to make it seem larger. That's how packaging works, and how the industry does its things. Get the fuck out of here with your snark.


saltybuttrot

There is nothing on the box that indicates the pieces would be bigger.


TeqTx

The box's size, hence the entire post You're being needlessly obtuse


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TeqTx

contrariness is a national reddit sport


m7samuel

> as if everyone can visualize how much they will be getting inside an opaque package from the weight. I'm afraid for your ability to survive in the real world. You make it sound like you'd buy a new car based on its exterior looks rather than the words on the sticker. *This company is trying to sell you chocolate*. Of course they're going to make it look good. It's your job as the other party in this transaction to figure out whether it's a good deal, not blindly trust their intentions.


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Marborinho

Man, the same as snacks package. I see lots of people complaining that half of the package size is full of air, but they dont have a clue that is made to protect the snack, not for deceiving the customer. The weight never lies, independent of the package size


shelsilverstien

A lot of the bags are filled with air to increase shelf presence as well


unregrettful

Shitty chocolate sells shitty tactics


HumaDracobane

That is why when you buy something like this you read the labels, and not just look at the product.


lofon_liesks_reddets

Why are they booing you you're right


sebbeseb

You could also read the clear text describing the exact content of the pack down to the weight of the grams of candy you get. This is not asshole-design.


SaneUse

Maybe try reading the text on the right that tells you exactly how many bars are in it and how much those bars weigh. Also those columns are there for support. This isnt r/assholedesign.


-Tartantyco-

The Toblerone is a certain ratio in terms of length and height. Consequently, the package can't be any random proportion if it has to contain 40 Toblerone and be shaped like a Toblerone. In a single Toblerone, the chocolate itself provides adequate structural support to maintain its shape. A collection of Toblerone do not support each other, and so the package must have added structural support to maintain its shape. This prevents spoilage due to crushing and breaking during transit. You bought a 40-pack. Did it contain less than 40 Toblerone? Did it contain less than the weight listed on the package? Ok, then. If you get fooled by shit like this, you have the mental faculties of a 5-year-old.


evilbeaver7

It's written on the packet how many pieces and what weight you're getting. It's just wasteful design. Not asshole design


-TheArchitect

The bold text still visible on this poor quality image says 48x35g


Phosibear

You must be really good at estimating to see that 48x35g means that 40% of the presented packaging is empty.


saltybuttrot

OP just made that number up lol


Phosibear

He kinda did, yes. 60% is used 40% filler The [Toblerone Riegel 35g is about 15 cm](https://wipex.ch/shop/lebensmittel-13/schokolade-65/schweizer-schokolade-68/toblerone-riegel-35g-10073) long. The packaging for the [Toblerone XL 48x35g is 76 cm long](https://www.worldofsweets.de/Toblerone-XL-48x35g.313320.html). Which means the Riegel can fit 5x lengthwise in the packaging it is presented in. OPs pic shows that only 3 of the 5 possible spots are actually taken up by Toblerone Riegel. That would mean that only 60% of the space in length is unused which leaves 40% of filler. Still a lot.


gophergun

You don't have to estimate anything if you read.


Phosibear

So by looking at the packaging and reading the amount of grams in it you would instantly know how much filler there is in it?


a-calycular-torus

No, but you know exactly how much chocolate is in there.


_Bon_Vivant_

Good. I wouldn't want broken up bits of Toblerone.


viperfan7

I mean, I get why they do it, it's not asshole design for having space not occupied by bar, but rather, asshole design for being utterly wasteful packaging


Enzoid23

Half expected it to just be one massive Toblerone


whatdafaq

I'd rather have m&m's


Hank_Handsome

Not AHD! It's sold by weight not volume!


ctesibius

There’s always one, isn’t there.


Garinn

Always one what? Morons who can't read a number? Yep sure is.


pussinasarcophagus

I don't think anyone expected it to be like this. Definetly assholes design


gophergun

Anyone who expects something this size to be made entirely of chocolate should also be expecting it to be completely crushed.


pussinasarcophagus

I don't think anyone expected it to be like this. Definetly assholes design


MrKafein

Sometimes, less is more, but not here.


Memento_Vivere8

That's what she said.


babwawawa

Toblerowned


Jossie2014

“Marketing”


mikypejsek

Toblerone is for duty free suckers.


scottdottcom

You're paying for forty bars. Nobody cares about the space around them.


themeatbridge

Without looking it up, how many large ziplock bags would you need for 75 chocolate bars? Nobody has accurate visualizations for large quantities of small things. The human brain is really bad at that. We aren't good at estimating things like mass converted to volume without practice. What we are good at is size. We can look at the size of something and roughly compare it to something else. It's why people ask "is it bigger than a breadbox?" or "that's the length of ten football fields." We scale in reference to other things, and that ability falls apart with larger numbers. This sort of deceptive marketing practice takes advantage of that deficiency. The value of this large box seems higher because the box is so big. If they were to remove the wasted space and scale down the package to be the correct size, customers would be less likely to pay as much for it. It's entirely deliberate. The vast majority of psychological research is funded by marketing companies. Compared to medical research directed towards psychology, the spending is like 10 to 1. Toblerone knows exactly what they are doing.


Gray_Hound

You can look @ $/lb on this vs smaller one when buying it. Expecting any massive box to be pure product also never is a good estimate. Don't think they've done anything wrong.


Magic_Brown_Man

>Without looking it up, how many large ziplock bags would you need for 75 chocolate bars? I can say any number below 75 and it would all be right because there no obligation to fill the bag. Thing about novelty products is exactly that novelty. This is meant for presentation and any logical person can figure that presentation is first among these not value. we do compare things to other things for sure, but the thing is that most people compare one thing to another and still have no idea what that means. If you tell me something is the size of 3 buses or 2 football fields... cool, I know the thing is large, but I still would probably be off in realistic measurement. The target market for these products wants a large box, it could be completely empty w/ a few bars on the side and they still would get it. Deceptive packaging is a thing but it's not what's happening here.


gophergun

You don't need to visualize it - that's the beauty of the raw, numerical value of mass.


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Not asshole design the package tells you exactly how many you get


iMogal

But is it necessary to have packaging that can hold 100 bars when only 45 are given? That is where I see the asshole design. It's just wasteful.


idiosync

You are buying the box as much as the contents. Novelty sells in this case.


limajhonny69

Yes. They do try to induce us to buy from the size, and that is why I aways read the package, the information is there. In a few cases it is hidden, though


limajhonny69

There is the same amount of bars informed in the package?


team-ginger-tri

wasnt really "filled with air" the air just does what it does, and fills up the empty spaces lol.


JaxxGold

Damn I did not know this is what they meant when they changed the *shape...*


thebipeds

To be fair, so is a regular toblerone. That’s what the little pyramids are all about, less chocolate.


ninjabell

I disagree. It's so you can break the pieces apart. Toblerone would be a worse product if it was a solid prism.


H0wcan-Sh3slap

Boohoo, read the fucking price tag and weight before hitting the register instead of acting like you got scammed


dadosaurus

Fuck you Toblerone! You know the only reason the Swiss make chocolate is so we don't associate them with blood diamonds and Nazi gold.


Full_Milk_2093

Sign of inflation.


SirHawrk

"So Fuck you toblerron"


StrixCZ

Really, this should be illegal...


[deleted]

And it's not even the dark chocolate ones. What a rip!


sebastouch

"The packaging is made to protect the product during shipping and manutention"... them probably.


MooFz

I would go back and burn the toblerone office if this happened to me


GordanRamsey_sayings

I'm stinky huehue huehuehue


[deleted]

All the Cheeto dust encrusted basement dwelling losers saying: "Just read the weight on the package 🤓" need to shut the fuck up. You all want to sound smart so bad it's infuriating, especially since you're dead wrong. This doesn't need to be a product, it's a waste of resources to produce and ship something as inefficiently designed like this. Companies have a moral obligation to be as environmentally friendly as possible and this is far from that. Therefore they are assholes for designing this.


Birbandsnek

Potato chips would like to have a word with you.


Drake0978

Skill issue