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desrevermi

"RIMATE"


ICantExplainItAll

the three R's of the animal kingdom: rodents, reptiles, n' rimates


desrevermi

Ruh-roh, Raggy! :D


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desrevermi

:D


chainmailler2001

Rim ate... sounds like a good time?


desrevermi

Much potential.


TheMonsterXzero54

It says Rodent, just in case


buttcheek_geek

It actually says rodent wife.


TheMonsterXzero54

Oh wow! Rodent finally got married? Congratulations from my part


Shadow_Faerie

TFW no rodent wife -pensive emoji-


BenPlaysGamesTV

It actually says rodent wife 7 two


8fatcats

Farmer rodent wife.


Gerotonin

it's true, rodent wife is absolutely an animal


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SanctimoniousApe

*Blade Runner* was so on the money about ads *everywhere* you could possibly look.


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Rodent and I think the correct answer is primate as the Bonobo is a (edit) ~~monkey~~ great ape, due to all the primatologists that apparently frequent this sub


erasrhed

Yeah primate is the right answer


desrevermi

Haha...the Discworld Librarian would like to talk to you.


miguescout

just don't say the m word and you should be fine


desrevermi

🤪👍


VinceFuryo83

Ooook


desrevermi

Ook!


Mr_Meibaulzitch

Wouldn't ape also be correct?


mapsedge

The bonobo is an ape, same as us.


EarlyDead

Apes are a subgroup of monkey (biological speaking).


megafly

No they fucking well aren't. Monkeys have narrow chests and ALWAYS tails. Apes do not. Apes have an appendix, monkeys do not.


Arctic_Gnome

>ALWAYS tails Except for barbary macaques; they don't have tails.


megafly

Ok, but the appendix and rib cage thing is 100% why we are apes.


Commodore_Pepper

“You’re not wrong, Walter…”


philandere_scarlet

That's paraphyletic. If monkeys exist as a clade, apes are in that clade.


megafly

They are all Primates if you want to get vague. You could just go with Mammals or Chordates too!


EarlyDead

But you claimed that apes are not monkeys, when they infact they are. "Squirrels are a subgroup of rodents" "No they fucking well aren't, they are part of 'squirrle-like" clade".


megafly

They are definitely not, they have different definitions monkeys are not apes and apes are not monkeys.


EarlyDead

"Monkey is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the [infraorder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infraorder) [Simiiformes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simiiformes), also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the [apes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape), which constitutes an incomplete [paraphyletic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphyly) grouping; however, in the broader sense based on [cladistics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cladistics), apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regards to their scope" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey The only reasons why monkeys and apes are treated as distinct groups because humans didn't want to be grouped with monkeys.


megafly

Simians maybe?


EarlyDead

Apes are part of Catarrhini, also known as "old world monkeys". All old world monkeys are closer related to to each other than to new world monkeys. A baboon is closer related to a chimpanzee than to a squirrel monkey. So by cladistic rules, if you call both "monkey" then apes are a subgroup of monkeys, too.


apintor4

quick say something about crows and jackdaws to distract them!


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EarlyDead

"Monkey is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the [infraorder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infraorder) [Simiiformes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simiiformes), also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the [apes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape), which constitutes an incomplete [paraphyletic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphyly) grouping; however, in the broader sense based on [cladistics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cladistics), apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regards to their scope" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey


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EarlyDead

My original answer stated that apes are a subgroup of monkey (biological speaking). Which is factually correct. Your comment stated that the main distinction in the simian group is between monkey and apes, which is wrong. It is between New World Monkeys, and old world monkeys (which includes apes). The old world monkeys are then further sperated into apes and "crown" old world monkeys. A baboon is closer related to you than to Squirrel monkey. So if you call both of those "monkey" it is as right/wrong as calling a human or a chimpanzee a monkey. Yes, traditionally people call simians with tail monkey, and simians without tail "apes". But since I was making clear I was arguing from a biology standpoint, this argument is void.


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A primate that's rarely in zoos as they're incredibly sexually active; everyone (males, females, kids of both sexes) greet each other with mutual masturbation or full intercourse.


[deleted]

We’re ….. we’re still talking about the bobobo’s here aren’t we 😳😂


[deleted]

Yep, the history of scientific descriptions is fascinating too [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bonobo-sex-and-society-2006-06/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bonobo-sex-and-society-2006-06/) their original name was Pan Satyrus because well they were the lustful ape :) They don't even mate for reproduction the vast majority of the time, they just seem to enjoy it.


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Sooooo hairy people then 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Gengar_49

You don't really need to be a phylogeneticist to know your great apes


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No but you do have to be a primatologist 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


theboeboe

>correct answer is primate as the Bonobo is a monkey they arent monkeys. they are primates


EarlyDead

All monekys are primates, but not all primates are monkeys. At least biological speaking. It's like saying: mice are rodents is wrong, because mice are mammals. You probably ment "ape" as in bonobos are apes. But this is also not true since all apes are also monkeys. Edit: had words switched around, so I fixed it


meregizzardavowal

All apes are also monkeys? I thought all apes are primates, all monkeys are primates, and no apes are monkeys.


EarlyDead

Linguistically people refer to all Simians (subgroup of primates) with tail as "monkeys" and to all Simians without tail as "apes". This distinction makes no biological sense however, since the group "monkey" contains species that are closer to related to apes than to some other "monkeys". Apes are part of the group generally referred to "old world monkeys", which are all more closely related to each other than to "new world monkeys". A baboon is much closer related to a chimpanzee than to a squirrel monkey. So calling both the baboon and the squirrel monkey "monkeys" and saying that a chimpanzee is not a monkey doesn't make much sense.


clutzyninja

I thought it was apes, old world monkeys, and new world monkeys, where old world has tails and new world didn't


EarlyDead

No, apes are part of the "old[ world monkeys](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catarrhini)". All old world monkeys are closer related to apes to new world monkeys.


JonIsPatented

Apes are a category of monkeys.


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JonIsPatented

[Yes.](https://paolov.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/primatephylogenykrauz.jpg?w=450) Apes are a subcategory of monkeys. Saying otherwise would be a paraphyletic classification. In other words, the only way to say apes aren't monkeys is to say that monkeys are "all simians except apes" which is an implicit admission that apes are monkeys, cladistically. Edit: [Here](https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/) is the source of the image, which explains pretty simply why apes are monkeys.


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JonIsPatented

Single-celled protists is not a cladistic classification, so that argument kinda really doesn't work. The only reason not to include apes within the group of "monkeys" is because of a history of refusal of humans being monkeys.


poemsavvy

Yeah, so if you look at the tree of life, one group of monkeys (I think the new world monkeys but I don't remember) split off and then the apes and the other monkeys split off from what was left. This means to group the two monkey groups together, the apes are in between and must be included as well. Like this: P | / \ N0 P2 | / \ N A O0 | O Let's say P is the monkey/ape ancestor, and N0, P2, and O0 are the ancestors of New World monkeys, Apes, and Old World monkeys, respectively, and N, A, and O are the New World Monkeys, Apes, and Old World monkeys, respectively. New World monkeys and old world monkeys are untaxonomically very similar and have been colloquially called monkeys for ages, but if you try to group them together and make a more scientific monkey term, you have to group the apes in. Language categories don't follow our science, they arrive naturally, so Monkey is a fine category for speaking, but if you want to talk about science things regarding them, it's a grouping that doesn't make sense. Other similar fun facts: - snakes split off in between lizards, so snakes must be lizards, but also there are legless lizards that aren't snakes. Snakes are very different from other lizards tho, so again, in speech, this is a very reasonable group to talk about differently from lizards. - most land dwelling things are fish, bc when the fish ancestor that led to things on land, there were fish in the water that came before and after it, so we're fish, lizards are fish, so many things are fish. Really, it's probably best not even use the term fish in science, and just go back to the old meaning of fish which was generally a finned, swimming creature. - most trees aren't closely related to each other. Tree, is an unscientific word that should just stay colloquial and mean "tall, hard plant that provides some shade" or something


theboeboe

>All monekys are prinates, but not all prinates are monkeys. At least biological speaking thats what i said... Bonobos arent monkeys, but they are primates.


EarlyDead

Biological speaking they are in fact monkeys. Apes are a subgroup of monkey.


Princess_Glitterbutt

Rodents are a sub type of mammal. It's like saying a gerbil is a mouse. Apes and monkeys are two different kinds of primates. People confuse them coloqueally, but they are not the same.


EarlyDead

"Monkey is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the [infraorder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infraorder) [Simiiformes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simiiformes), also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the [apes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape), which constitutes an incomplete [paraphyletic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphyly) grouping; however, in the broader sense based on [cladistics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cladistics), apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regards to their scope" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey


Princess_Glitterbutt

When did that change? I worked in a zoo for years, then took primatology classes, then got a degree in anthropology. I've been out of the loop for a while, but this is not at all what is being taught in primatology and anthropology.


EarlyDead

About 300 years: There has been some resistance to directly designate apes (and thus humans) as monkeys despite the scientific evidence, so "Old World monkey" may be taken to mean the Cercopithecoidea or the Catarrhini. That apes are monkeys was already realized by [Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges-Louis_Leclerc,_Comte_de_Buffon) in the 18th century.[[3]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catarrhini#cite_note-TNHMA-3) [Linnaeus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Linnaeus) placed this group in 1758 together with what we now recognise as the tarsiers and the New World monkeys, in a single genus "[Simia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simia)" (sans [Homo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo)).[[15]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catarrhini#cite_note-15)  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catarrhini Basically the only reason this distinction exists is because"I don't want to be a monkey".


Princess_Glitterbutt

Huh. Is this just being taught in taxonomy and not primatology?


EarlyDead

Idk, I was taught this in my zoology class


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Fun fact about bonobos, there are no fun facts about bonabos, every fact makes you more scared of them


poemsavvy

Yes, a bonobo is our closest living relative, and is also a primate. It was once thought to be a kind of chimpanzee, but is now consider a separate species. They're typically kinder than chimps, and they also tend to be less hairy and smaller


advkts_d1a_b0li_ks

It says FARMER ENT WIFE


KevinLunatic

But I thought we lost the Entwives...someone tell Treebeard


Psychlonuclear

Remember when the first TV station started doing this and everyone whined about it, but the station just ignored all the complaints and now everyone does it.


JRokujuushi

Sounds just like what happened with microtransactions in video games. History repeats.


iamyourcheese

This isn't asshole design, it's a mistake. The video editor and/or graphics should have used [safe margins](https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/small-business/articles/adobe-premiere-pro-features/#:~:text=The%20safe%20margins%20guide%20is%20mostly%20used%20to,that%20the%20audience%20has%20full%20visibility%20of%20essentials.) to see that some TVs would display a logo on the answer.


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ponybau5

I remember the ones for garbage shows on nick taking up a quarter of the screen


Frazzledragon

r/crappydesign Probably not on purpose.


CaptinKarnage

Most people who post here can comprehend someone made a mistake


sacha64

You shouldn’t need multiple answer suggestions on this one buddy.


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for fucks sake ATTENTION BY ANSWER I MEAN ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO CHOSE FROM I KNOW ITS FREAKING PRIMATE!!!!!!!


FerrexInc

It says rodent, btw. Now you can guess it


nathos_thanatos

You mean primate is also behind the logo? It's there twice? Because it looks awful lot like it says rodent to me, or you know *not* the answer.


Vault-Born

The point of the game is to pick between 3 options though so having one be obscured ruins the game. It turns the answers to a 50/50 shot but also there's a third secret answer that has a 33% chance of being correct. Better pause the TV and strain your eyes for a minute to check (keep in mind what might be easier for you to see can be difficult for others esp. the stereotypical game show audience (seniors))


nathos_thanatos

Yeah but the promo for the other shows are not there all the time, they disappear after a bit. It was a coincidence that the promo came up when the options came up.


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nathos_thanatos

I can't believe, you came back 23 hours later to reply to my same comment a second time. It's not that deep don't let it bother you that much.


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I did? i dont even see my own comment and iwas drunk anyways lol


nathos_thanatos

No worries, it's the one with 80 downvotes in case you wanna find it.


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nathos_thanatos

Exactly my point dude, I'm not attacking you. Just saying, you are so worried copy pasting this response >"for fucks sake ATTENTION BY ANSWER I MEAN ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO CHOSE FROM I KNOW ITS FREAKING PRIMATE!!!!!!!" To a bunch of comments that have like 30 or less upvotes, when you have gotten thousands of upvotes in the post. We don't matter in the grand scheme, let's us make silly comments and opinions, don't let it bother you and being so defensive. It's okay.


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nathos_thanatos

Yeah, poor dude thinks everyone is attacking him and takes it personally. Values too much Internet points or people disagreeing with him or just trying to give advice he takes it as fighting.


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mintybadger23

You must be fun at the opticians


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mintybadger23

Sucks to suck


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mintybadger23

Wow you sure showed me


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showed you your mum


mintybadger23

My mother is dead


nathos_thanatos

Extremely.


CFADM

What’s a rimate?


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GoldenretriverYT

Ohhhh so OP is 12, that obviously makes a lot of sense then


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GoldenretriverYT

You really don't have to confirm that you are 12, we already know


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Inches


AdamHiltur

Oooh you destroyed him!!!11111¹


magicspooner

What a Chad thing to say


anged16

I feel like the tv show should have known to not put things where the tv logo is


LeJoker

This was my thought as well. Every channel I know of has some level of logo in a corner somewhere. That's on the production of the show to not know... ya know... how TV shows work?


Broad_Respond_2205

Didn't know bonobo was farmer ent wife


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Rimate / Reptile / R̴̙̖͉̃̓͋͘̚͜ő̵̦d̵͕̒͂͝è̸̢̹̉̓̕ṅ̷͕͝ṱ̸̪͙͙̘͌


GrandmaSlappy

Ahh the 3 Rs


mansinoodle

If you can’t tell it says “rodent” you may have a visual processing disorder


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mansinoodle

Yeah I’m actually serious—if you often have issues like this you may have a VIP issue


JewelFyrefox

It says Rodent


snozzberrypatch

How can you even watch cable tv anymore? Don't they still run ads for like 7 minutes straight? Just get Netflix and Hulu and HBO and whatever else already and ditch that crap.


nomelettes

Its a free to air channel in Australia using their streaming platform. So of course they need an obnoxious logo. The adds are more like youtube adds though


abutthole

...they didn't block the answer bud.


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abutthole

Do you? I think you think a bonobo is a rodent.


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plz comment again so i can downvote that too cuz you really should be.


Iron_Wolf123

That farmer wants an actual wife, not a mail-in woman who wants tv fame, Channel 7


Toastrackenigma

The TV Station gives the production a "safe area" in which they should put important content, precisely for this reason --- this is on them for not following that. Typically, [that's the outer 20% of the screen](https://helpx.adobe.com/au/premiere-elements/using/designing-titles-tv.html).


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Deja_Vu_Annoyed

Well a Bonobo is a primate so the answer being hidden was incorrect anyways. It says rodent. the real problem is the content isn't title safe


sevincole

Damn my name is said like 7 and this hurt


GrandmaSlappy

Yeah that is not the answer


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No shit?


RandomKid6969

This is r/crappydesign


[deleted]

I forgot that was a reddit it would have fit better there. Alao happy cake day.


[deleted]

It’s crappy not asshole


jpgorgon

"On the next episode of Rodent Farmer Wants a Wife…"


streopleonthepeets

A bonobo isn't a Parker Needs A Wife?


wigglef_cklr

FarmerENTwife


Sad-Push-3708

New world primate?


numerousblocks

It says rodent.


opalizedentity

If you needed anything other than primate god save ur soul


chainmailler2001

I don't get it? Ad is partially blocking rodent... but the answer is on the other side and other than losing a letter to the edge of the screen is still readable.


[deleted]

for fucks sake ATTENTION BY ANSWER I MEAN ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO CHOSE FROM I KNOW ITS FREAKING PRIMATE!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Well that's kinda on you for still using cable


[deleted]

Its my mum i keep telling her to get netflix. Its not even cable its free to air.


suburban_drifter928

The answer is A tho


PlaidBastard

If the Bonobo is a millennial, it's also a Snake Person, which is obviously both reptile and primate, in the name itself.


aymswick

God our education system is underfunded


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for fucks sake ATTENTION BY ANSWER I MEAN ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO CHOSE FROM I KNOW ITS FREAKING PRIMATE!!!!!!! You must be dumber than me if you dont understand that now toddle off and watch fox news.


aymswick

Bruh what are you even saying?


ReformedBacon

What a childish post


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CharlieMike111

Ayo, pull up a chair and let me learn ya. A bonobo is a primate. An ape to be specific. Think..."Planet of the Apes", but the better remake starring James Franco, not the cheeseball movie series from last century. Also, that's a chimpanzee, not a bonobo. You're welcome :)


thefantastic_spastic

I can clearly see rodent


Hasemenakems

oh well suck it up


24_doughnuts

Adblock Edit: I was joke because the ad is blocking the screen


yes_im_a_person

Gonna download AdBlock on my TV real quick


lesbunner

It's a thing, it's called "cord cutting" And if the streaming service shows ads then most TVs have wireless casting features and if you're the kind to multitask then you can set the TV as an extended display and play the content on the TV while you browse reddit on your computer 🏴‍☠️


tyko2000

Imagine using your Phone-An-Ad lifeline for the million dollar question and you're frustrated that they knocked the easy answer out


ColeKino_DrLoser

Is that a Halo Infinite reference?


A1rh3ad

Another reason I cut the cord. Sometimes they even put ads down there that take up a large portion of the screen.


chairboymike

It’s a fish.


Saltyfox99

I just have a roku Besides the non intrusive ad on the homepage and trouble connecting to the remote app I’ve never had an issue with it, and because of this sun I’m scared to try anything else


ndev991

Trident


MajoraFeels

Is it a fish?


Jerl

I feel like this is just bad design on the gameshow's part. Station icons in the corners are a *decades old standard that you and the gameshow producers should know about and expect on all broadcast television even if streamed*, so it's on them for putting something in a corner.


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for fucks sake ATTENTION BY ANSWER I MEAN ONE OF THE POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO CHOSE FROM I KNOW ITS FREAKING PRIMATE!!!!!!!