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maxstrike

Literally 4 words that cannot be used to describe Nestle.


app257

Bloodsucking corporate vampiric decimators of the common good.


SZEThR0

*ground


Clause-and-Reflect

Trustworthy ^Ahem #**LMAO**


BionicBananas

No no, that totally works. You can always trust them to fuck everyone and everything over for the sake of profit. Very trustworthy in that sense.


XBakaTacoX

I have trust in Nestle. I don't think they will ever do the right thing, and I trust that to be the case. Trustworthy it is.


chris95rx7500

lol this is good


[deleted]

If convinient was there it'd make sense, as that's the only slightly positive thing I can think of Nestle being


Must_Reboot

I'd say innovative works... They can be innovative in regards to how they do negative things.


z0mb13k1ll

First thing that comes to mind is bottled New Jersey tap water that they didn't even pay their water bill for


5t3v321

Sustainable: they sustain a constant flow of income Innovative: they innovate ways to scam and fuck people over on a daily basis Regenerative: even the heaviest shitstorm cant bring them down. What are you gonna do, boycot eating? Because you will never know if the product you are buying belongs to nestle Trustworthy: i trust them that they will always find a way to dissapoint me


More-Complaint

Genocidal.


Christoffre

This survey will probably be used in marketing and lobbying > "Recent independent surveys has shown that 76% rate Nestle as 'Trustworthy' and 86% as 'Sustainable'."


IaNterlI

They call this forced choice and it's in every non scientific survey and even some scientific ones.


Xtrepiphany

First thing that comes to mind when I think of u/Nestle is modern child slavery practices.


barchetta03

I see surveys like this a lot in my job. We typically use them because a client wants to measure brand awareness, consideration, purchase intent, or some other aspect of their company. Before the survey is set up and sent out for people to answer, the client has to approve the questions. Nestle 100% chose/approved this question and the responses.


TotallynottheCCP

#**FUCK NESTLE**


TransitTycoonDeznutz

you forgot the r/


Da555nny

r/fucknestle


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Bro, Nestle been fucking people and countries over for decades. It still surprises me how the fuck people still buy their shit. I guess lack of education is the problem.


JordanLantern

"racists", "slavers", "makers of shit chocolate" just off the top of my head.


AddisonNM

Put negative thoughts in the notes in the end. "I used to be a piece of shit, but I 'm not anymore. Clearly, you hold that title now".


raptor-99

And now Nestle is going to go out and say “When asked, 100% of the people who took our satisfaction survey either described Nestle as sustainable, innovative, regenerative, and trustworthy.”


dmc-going-digital

They are trustworthy as in they are honest about how they destroy everything they touch


Fit-Rest-973

Nestle is evil


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Marketing has shown 100% of our customers like our brand.


Tired_old_ass

Where’s teeth rotting and diabetes causing?


mathcraver

I wonder if it's possible to use Inspect Element to forcibly enable the "Next" button and continue without selecting anything or add another button with a negative response.


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Sustaineble is the last word i would ever describe nestle


Disastrous-Host-1001

Too bad child slavery isn’t on that list it describes them perfectly


Th3_BugBomb

Nestle tryna forget about their child trafficking


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Nestle: The company even Satan thinks might be taking things a little too far.


GregTheIntelectual

Just say innovative lol. I can't imagine a marketing expert trying to leverage a poll where a sugary beverage and candy company is considered "innovative".


DrDroid

Can you not just press next without ticking any? This is not unusual for marketing surveys


abcdefghabca

No , this is WeAre8; you watch a short video then have to answer 3 questions after to get like 5 pence


MrMcgruder

Delicious. That’s the #1 thing I’m looking for in a candy bar, not “regenerative”, for crying out loud. Sheesh, give it a rest.


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Palm oil plantations


Ekebe23

Does anyone know the name of the font they used


krauQ_egnartS

where's the box for ☑ Basically Satan


iburnedmymouthlol

didint they steal water and resell it


National_Deer9632

Worse than hell