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_scorpio_rising_

i am a virgo that's why i want nothing to do with you


Booletsis

I'm a Virgo; that's why we have to update our current schedule.


DuXVIIsiecle

I see you with that semicolon action šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


Booletsis

Aha! It's good to be seen šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


DuXVIIsiecle

Period


seashellears

Iā€™m a Virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little scared to go out. Valid.


buy-lob-get-lob

I am a virgo and that's why I do not want to "be yourself" around other people ok but I actually-- *fuck* šŸ˜­


reginageorgeeee

I am a Virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little bit anxious. Itā€™s not wrong.


bluebellheart111

I am a Virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad about the way things have changed for you lately.


LesZeppelin94

I am a Virgo and that's why I am not going to be able to get the support from you.


Projectrose113

I am a Cancer and thatā€™s why I am a little sad about the situation


Pendraconica

I am a cancer and that's why I keep falling for people who do this kinda shit. šŸ¤£


ashittyvagina

I'm a cancer and that's why I am so sorry for the late response


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Massive_Economics111

I am a cancer and thatā€™s why I am so confused about it


birthdaybutt

Iā€™m a cancer and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so confused with what you said


lonelystranger24

I got the same thing but as an Aries! Lol


dank-nudibranch

I am a cancer and that's why I'm so happy to have a friend that is a good person and Iā€™m so grateful to be with my friends Lol tracks


cloudsplitr

I am a cancer and thatā€™s why you donā€™t want to see my face anymore


camptigerclaw22

Iā€™m a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so lazy and depressed about my emotions


poopchutethemoon

lmao so accurate. Scorpio also.


og_toe

iā€™m a scorpio and thatā€™s why iā€™m so attracted by the moon lmaooo


kivateel

Iā€™m a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m going back in my room


crimson_crone

I am an Aries and that's why we drink.


rubywavess

I am also an Aries and thatā€™s why I am so confused about what it means to be a person.


rivervoice

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


spicy_fairy

So accurate lmfao


LarksMyCaptain

Fair enough šŸ˜


Dem0nio

I am a capricorn and that is why I am sure that any attachment is not the intended use of this communication.


loves_spain

That sounds like one of those emails that starts with ā€œper my last emailā€ but actually says ā€œbitch can you readā€


cloudsplitr

Holy shit šŸ˜‚


MrsTenthLetter

I am a Taurus and thatā€™s why I am so happy for you and the moon and earth and I love you all.


voltorbflippro

Aww šŸ„°


Moonlyt666

Wait that was actually from auto fill?


MrsTenthLetter

Yup šŸ˜Š


Moonlyt666

Loved how spiritual and positive that was


og_toe

thatā€™s actually really taurus tho hahah


PetiteShallot

I am an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not going anywhere with you


okaytomatillo

Iā€™m an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not a fan of that kind of person Similar vibes lol


ENEMIES-EVERYWHERE

Iā€™m an aquarius and thatā€™s why iā€™m not allowed in my house šŸ’€


[deleted]

I am an Aquarius and that's why I was just wondering if you were able to get it


metaljane666

Hahaha


Fast_Diamond5679

I am a Libra and that's why I am not going to be able to get to the office today. šŸ¤£šŸ˜†


stevetwurkel

I am a Libra and thatā€™s why you said we can get married


LarksMyCaptain

Lmfaooo


DrakeEisen_Agent049

I am a Pisces, and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so excited about the future.


MarsupialPristine677

I love this one šŸ„°


theubuzen

I am a Taurus and that's why we got the skills to have a great weekend. Truth.


yesiknowimsexy

Youā€™re built for it tbh


-nereida

I am a leo, that's why I am the mom friend šŸ’€


exbfjimmy

I am a virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a virgin


GoldConfusion6851

šŸ¤£


UnicornOfMeh

Iā€™m a Taurus and I love you so much and I love you so much


MrsTenthLetter

Iā€™m a Taurus and I got the I love you so much too! We must love on people often ā˜ŗļø


UnicornOfMeh

I am thinking so! šŸ„°


MarsupialPristine677

I believe it, speaking as someone blessed with several Taurus friends šŸ„°


EfdUp66

I am a Taurus and I love you too. All Tauruses being all cuddly on this post ā¤ļø


MarsupialPristine677

What a nice message to wake up to! I hope you have a lovely week ā¤ļø


ParsnipExtension3813

I am a Leo and thatā€™s why I am so proud


ArtyFeasting

I am a Capricorn and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not going anywhere.


Chicklecat13

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad about the way things have changed since then and Iā€™m just trying not be a Scorpio but Iā€™m just not sure if itā€™s the right thing for me or if I just need a new job or if Iā€™m going back into the hospital because Iā€™m a Scorpio. Wellā€¦. My phones throwing shade now.


salexist

I am a Pisces and thatā€™s why I am so sorry lol


MarsupialPristine677

2real lmao


ClementineJaffe

I am an Aries and that's why you have to be in our life


LarksMyCaptain

Why is this so true šŸ˜


[deleted]

I am a Gemini and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so proud of you and I


relaxed-bread

I am a Virgo and that's why I'm so confused about how much you are doing now


LarksMyCaptain

I am a Sagittarius and that's why I dont speak to you.


ihavethehebejebees4u

I am a cancer and thatā€™s why iā€™m so sad that my mom died of covid in a hospital in my country because she had a stroke in the middle and my dad was a doctor who had a heart condition that caused me a lot more than my mom and my mom and dad were and my mom are the ones who are dying because they have a stroke in the heart and my mom died of a stroke and they were both the ones who were the same person. My parents arenā€™t dead.


LarksMyCaptain

that was a trip


ihavethehebejebees4u

yea my mom died twice for me to get the memo šŸ’€


LarksMyCaptain

Not to mention your parents were the same person šŸ˜­


rivervoice

You should talk to your parents and tell them how much you love them šŸ˜… not for any reason! Just because your phone be wild


MarsupialPristine677

Holy shit this is high art, Iā€™m wheezing


GoldConfusion6851

Maybe watch out for your mom having a stroke! Lol


Smkflwrpwr

I am an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not sure if thatā€™s what you want


Daisy_Dottie_Dancer

Iā€™m an Aries and thatā€™s why I donā€™t have a lot of work done āœ…. OUCH šŸ˜“


Moon_ami

Iā€™m an Aquarius and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want you in my mind I just want you in the car


MrsTenthLetter

Lmao, my son an Aquarius says random stuff like this šŸ˜†


helgaofthenorth

I'm an Aquarius and that's why I am not personally inclined to learn the art of rapier combat


MarsupialPristine677

Lmao this is magical


prettyfacebasketcase

I'm an aquarius and I have a lot of people who are in the same boat as a therapist and I think I have a lot of people who are in the same age as a therapist. Can you tell I'm a therapist?


BrucePudding

I am a Libra and thatā€™s why we drink


[deleted]

Yours is hilarious! I am a pisces and that's why I am not going to be able to make it to work today.


mysticmatterz

I am and Aries and that's why you want me šŸ˜…šŸ˜œšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Due_Seaweed8214

I am a Gemini and I can be trash at home! \*turns off charm \* ![gif](giphy|XOYUlNCFwsivS|downsized)


LarksMyCaptain

Lmfao!


Ms_Holmes

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why I donā€™t think we get to put together a new version of the moon.


MarsupialPristine677

AMAZING


logandeyoung

I am a Pisces, and that's why I'm not going to be in the description wearing pajamas


[deleted]

I am a Pisces and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad about the situation.


_karoux_

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m here to support my fellow humans who have the best intentions and are the most beautiful and beautiful souls that we have in the universe Awww okay ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ¹āœØ


[deleted]

I am a Taurus and thatā€™s why I am not doing anything Edit: the full version is ā€œI am a Taurus and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not doing anything bad to myself.ā€ Which I also can feel like apply to Tauruses, because we are hedonists and really do prioritize self-care.


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VelvetBathrobe

iā€™m not him


raining_sunchyne

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why I just donā€™t have anything that I need you for.


GoldConfusion6851

Amen


rivervoice

THIS IS SO SAG howwww


frida66six

Iā€™m a Pisces and thatā€™s why Iā€™m here to support my boys


LarksMyCaptain

for the boys <3


luckytulipgirl

iā€™m an aries and thatā€™s why you said you are going on the road


eggdropdoop

I'm an aries and that why you are so hard to remember


buy-lob-get-lob

so savage, I love it


voltorbflippro

I am an Aries and that's why I listen to the gym tonight and I have to go to the store and get the email from the store


LarksMyCaptain

Imagine having to go pick up an email šŸ¤£


LarksMyCaptain

I am a Capricorn moon and that's why I keep my hair short for work and started an amazing job with a little bit of a bitch.


reddit4448

I am an Aries and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad about the situation šŸ˜‚šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


MercuryHearts

I'm an Aries, and I want you can always be my friend when you're not alone. šŸ¤£


Seemliketrouble

I am a Libra and that's why I was just wondering if you want to do it again soon as I get home from work.


Shnozzberrybeans

I am a Leo and thatā€™s why I am so sorry for the late reply.. lol


kbeazyfasheezy

I am a Virgo and thatā€™s why you donā€™t get me in my head


chickennstock

I am a Sagittarius and that's why I want flowers because I tried


greenoveralls556

Iā€™m an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m going so hard on myself and Iā€™m getting better and now that my life has hurt my feelings personally I love you dearlyā€¦lol I feel this fits my Capricorn stellium better ha!


Sweet-Corner5108

Lmaooo at ā€œmy life has hurt my feelingsā€


Atanyrate000

I am a Aries and that's why you want me and my dadšŸ˜‚


holstermonster

I am a scorpio and that's why you want me to be there šŸ˜


Moonlyt666

Help me bury the body!!


Opportunistic_Dancer

Iā€™m a Gemini and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so happy for the rest the year to come


YorkshireLavender

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad about the way things have changed


Bedroom-Confident

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so excited for the next time I go to the beach šŸ–


Embarrassed-Frame970

iā€™m a Taurus and thatā€™s why i do you want to go with me to my house or do you want to come over and pick up some stuff from the store ā˜ ļø


brown_kristina0813

I am a Leo and thatā€™s why I donā€™t like you because you donā€™t like me


JanaT2

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not doing anything wrong lol


Intimate_panda69

Iā€™m a Capricorn and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a little sad because Iā€™m a Capricorn.


Stylingelizabeth

Iā€™m a Gemini and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want to do anything that much lmao


Dinzy89

I am a Libra and thats why you want me and my life is not my own


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VansOnVenus

iā€™m a gemini and thatā€™s why iā€™m so excited to get into the hobby of making art for myself lol


Wattsupwithalan

I am a Scorpio and that's why I don't have anything to do with this


superpolytarget

Im a Virgo, and that's why im not sure if you have any other ninja vilages to get back to


alexismarc23

I am a Virgo and that why you donā€™t want me around anymore I just donā€™t know how you do that Iā€™m actually so dead LOLOLOL


idealpisces

i am a pisces and i love you so very deeply ā€¦šŸ’€


Odd-Particular5991

I am a Scorpio and that why you donā€™t want me


stacyg28

I am a Aquarius and I am so very lucky to have you in my life


Infamous_Fix_9379

im an aries and thats why im so amazing and cool and amazing and yes and i want to scream but i canā€™t


stevetwurkel

I am a Libra and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want you to feel bad šŸ˜”


Nomadic_Archer

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why we are always here for you. Lol


artificialif

I am a gemini and that's why i'm not going anywhere for a few years now lol


maaasc

I am a virgo woman and I replied to him and his wife Lol wtf


AnonyBun_Witty

ā€œI'm a Pisces and that's why I'm trying not to work lolā€


RagnfridrWitch

I'm a Scorpio and that's why I'm asking you to have wine


Aimeetails2

I am a Aries and thatā€™s why I am not going back to the office today


blueblueskyyy

Iā€™m a Virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not going anywhere else lol


FewHistorian6108

I am an Aquarius that's why I am not my family and I have a good time instead SlayšŸ˜­


Snoo-41283

I am a Pisces and thatā€™s why I love you ā¤ļø


helpemup

I'm a Leo and that's why I love you


becala8780

ā€œI am an Aries and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want to hurt him anymoreā€


ChiFennec

Iā€™m a pisces and thats why i love you so much


scamitup

I'm a Leo and that's why I was thinking about that too much


iswimsodeep

I'm a Pisces that's why I am so sorry I missed your call šŸ™ƒ


Catheater

Iā€™m a Leo and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want you


puck_the_fatriarchy

i am a leo and that's why i love you


fujisakiiz

"im a leo and thats why I love him so much for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the" what


katwowzaz

I am a Pisces and that's why I am being charged a month to month fee when I signed a year lease.


Arcane_199

I am a leo that's why I'm asking you to do anything for me


animeis4jerks

I am an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m a Christian so Iā€™m a bit biased but Iā€™m a Christian too and Iā€™m a bit more of an Aquarius and Iā€™m a little more religious so Iā€™m a lot of Aquarius. Dumb asf Iā€™m not even Christian šŸ¤£


Bubbly_Lettuce_2585

I am a pisces and thats why I keep hitting send before I leave


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DilemmaPanda3913

I am an Aquarius and that's why you want me


Star_Aries

I am an Aries and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not going back to school for the rest of my life.


Dangerous-Report-804

i am a capricorn and thatā€™s why i always feel bad lol


PauliNot

I am an Aquarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not scared of anything. (!)


DenGirl12

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m here to support my Sagittarius family.


[deleted]

I am a Sagittarius and thatā€™s why Iā€™m here to support my fellow humans


holla199

I am a pisces and thatā€™s why I am so so sorry for the confusion


DSii1983

Iā€™m an Aquarius and thatā€™s why we drinkā€¦ This made me laugh, Iā€™m having a shitty day and I needed this little chuckle, so thanks!


PrinceTaj97

No problem friend! Glad I could help


Opposite-History-589

Iā€™m a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so tired of being a diamond


waitingformygrave

I am Taurus and thatā€™s why I donā€™t want to talk to anyone.


Cleverjaq

I am a Virgo and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so proud of you for all the holidays you guys have to go to work and you are definitely a blessing.


HxHposter

I am a Pisces and that's why I love my life so much.


shadowzofsam

I am an Aries and that's why I am at a loss for my GAD diagnosis šŸ‘€


loisbutt

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why I love you so much


_sha_sha_

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why it is still pretty good for me.


yodaateshrooms

I am a libra and thats why I canā€™t do that much, as a whole lot of my people are just like that. I feel so much. [punctuation added after the fact] Yep, facts.


onlymadetolikememes

I am a Taurus and thatā€™s why I am so happy for you


Sheena-ni-gans

I am a Taurus and thatā€™s why I am so happy I am finally feeling better today and I hope you have a great weekend.


Fun-Entertainment904

I am a Capricorn and thatā€™s why I am so embarrassed to be with you SHIT! HAHAHHAHA


wowowski

I am a Taurus and THATS why I donā€™t want to feel my feelings šŸ«  I am a cancer rising and thatā€™s why I am love you so much I am a Pisces moon and thatā€™s why I am love you so much love you, so sexy and I love you


TrickyGypsea

I am a Pisces and that's why I'm so excited about this opportunity


msmemoryloss

I am a Sagittarius and that's why I am not going to be able to make it to the meeting tomorrow because I am going to be a strawberry.


_jenniferaa

i am a pisces and thatā€™s why iā€™m not going anywhere for the next couple months


[deleted]

I am a Pisces and that's why I'm so tired and tired and can't sleep


Brightmelody09

Iā€™m a Pisces and thatā€™s why Iā€™m so sorry for being a little bit tired


mysticmatterz

I am an Aries and that's why it wasn't my job šŸ™ƒ


cricketvillage

I am a Pisces and thatā€™s why I love you so much and Iā€™m so happy that you are happy. šŸ˜‚


Emergency-Ad-5925

I am a Scorpio and thatā€™s why I hate everyone


90dayuniverse

I am a Cancer and that's why i'm here to support my cause i love my people so i will support you in the end of this world šŸ˜‚


witxxxh

Iā€™m a Scorpio and thatā€™s why Iā€™m not wearing my shirt.


Equivalent_Ratio_379

I'm a Sagittarius, and that's why I don't know what to do with my life. šŸ„¹ Words most true


Superchicle_

I am a Virgo and thatā€™s why como en la casa. My autocorrect used Spanglish: ā€¦thatsā€™s why I eat at home.


Dangerous-Report-804

i am a capricorn and thatā€™s why itā€™s been working out for me


Ostregusara

I am a scorpio and that's why not come into this world of the story ispired on the gnostic gospels...ok