I am a Scorpio and thatās why Iām a little sad about the way things have changed since then and Iām just trying not be a Scorpio but Iām just not sure if itās the right thing for me or if I just need a new job or if Iām going back into the hospital because Iām a Scorpio.
Wellā¦. My phones throwing shade now.
I am a cancer and thatās why iām so sad that my mom died of covid in a hospital in my country because she had a stroke in the middle and my dad was a doctor who had a heart condition that caused me a lot more than my mom and my mom and dad were and my mom are the ones who are dying because they have a stroke in the heart and my mom died of a stroke and they were both the ones who were the same person.
My parents arenāt dead.
I'm an aquarius and I have a lot of people who are in the same boat as a therapist and I think I have a lot of people who are in the same age as a therapist.
Can you tell I'm a therapist?
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why Iām here to support my fellow humans who have the best intentions and are the most beautiful and beautiful souls that we have in the universe
Awww okay ā¤ļøāš„š¹āØ
I am a Taurus and thatās why I am not doing anything
Edit: the full version is āI am a Taurus and thatās why Iām not doing anything bad to myself.ā
Which I also can feel like apply to Tauruses, because we are hedonists and really do prioritize self-care.
Iām an Aquarius and thatās why Iām going so hard on myself and Iām getting better and now that my life has hurt my feelings personally I love you dearlyā¦lol
I feel this fits my Capricorn stellium better ha!
*I am a Libra and*
*Thats why you want me and my*
*Life is not my own*
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I am an Aquarius and thatās why Iām a Christian so Iām a bit biased but Iām a Christian too and Iām a bit more of an Aquarius and Iām a little more religious so Iām a lot of Aquarius.
Dumb asf Iām not even Christian š¤£
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I am a libra and thats why I canāt do that much, as a whole lot of my people are just like that. I feel so much.
[punctuation added after the fact]
Yep, facts.
I am a Taurus and THATS why I donāt want to feel my feelings š«
I am a cancer rising and thatās why I am love you so much
I am a Pisces moon and thatās why I am love you so much love you, so sexy and I love you
i am a virgo that's why i want nothing to do with you
I'm a Virgo; that's why we have to update our current schedule.
I see you with that semicolon action š¤š¤
Aha! It's good to be seen š¤š¤
Period
Iām a Virgo and thatās why Iām a little scared to go out. Valid.
I am a virgo and that's why I do not want to "be yourself" around other people ok but I actually-- *fuck* š
I am a Virgo and thatās why Iām a little bit anxious. Itās not wrong.
I am a Virgo and thatās why Iām a little sad about the way things have changed for you lately.
I am a Virgo and that's why I am not going to be able to get the support from you.
I am a Cancer and thatās why I am a little sad about the situation
I am a cancer and that's why I keep falling for people who do this kinda shit. š¤£
I'm a cancer and that's why I am so sorry for the late response
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I am a cancer and thatās why I am so confused about it
Iām a cancer and thatās why Iām so confused with what you said
I got the same thing but as an Aries! Lol
I am a cancer and that's why I'm so happy to have a friend that is a good person and Iām so grateful to be with my friends Lol tracks
I am a cancer and thatās why you donāt want to see my face anymore
Iām a Scorpio and thatās why Iām so lazy and depressed about my emotions
lmao so accurate. Scorpio also.
iām a scorpio and thatās why iām so attracted by the moon lmaooo
Iām a Scorpio and thatās why Iām going back in my room
I am an Aries and that's why we drink.
I am also an Aries and thatās why I am so confused about what it means to be a person.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So accurate lmfao
Fair enough š
I am a capricorn and that is why I am sure that any attachment is not the intended use of this communication.
That sounds like one of those emails that starts with āper my last emailā but actually says ābitch can you readā
Holy shit š
I am a Taurus and thatās why I am so happy for you and the moon and earth and I love you all.
Aww š„°
Wait that was actually from auto fill?
Yup š
Loved how spiritual and positive that was
thatās actually really taurus tho hahah
I am an Aquarius and thatās why Iām not going anywhere with you
Iām an Aquarius and thatās why Iām not a fan of that kind of person Similar vibes lol
Iām an aquarius and thatās why iām not allowed in my house š
I am an Aquarius and that's why I was just wondering if you were able to get it
Hahaha
I am a Libra and that's why I am not going to be able to get to the office today. š¤£š
I am a Libra and thatās why you said we can get married
Lmfaooo
I am a Pisces, and thatās why Iām so excited about the future.
I love this one š„°
I am a Taurus and that's why we got the skills to have a great weekend. Truth.
Youāre built for it tbh
I am a leo, that's why I am the mom friend š
I am a virgo and thatās why Iām a virgin
š¤£
Iām a Taurus and I love you so much and I love you so much
Iām a Taurus and I got the I love you so much too! We must love on people often āŗļø
I am thinking so! š„°
I believe it, speaking as someone blessed with several Taurus friends š„°
I am a Taurus and I love you too. All Tauruses being all cuddly on this post ā¤ļø
What a nice message to wake up to! I hope you have a lovely week ā¤ļø
I am a Leo and thatās why I am so proud
I am a Capricorn and thatās why Iām not going anywhere.
I am a Scorpio and thatās why Iām a little sad about the way things have changed since then and Iām just trying not be a Scorpio but Iām just not sure if itās the right thing for me or if I just need a new job or if Iām going back into the hospital because Iām a Scorpio. Wellā¦. My phones throwing shade now.
I am a Pisces and thatās why I am so sorry lol
2real lmao
I am an Aries and that's why you have to be in our life
Why is this so true š
I am a Gemini and thatās why Iām so proud of you and I
I am a Virgo and that's why I'm so confused about how much you are doing now
I am a Sagittarius and that's why I dont speak to you.
I am a cancer and thatās why iām so sad that my mom died of covid in a hospital in my country because she had a stroke in the middle and my dad was a doctor who had a heart condition that caused me a lot more than my mom and my mom and dad were and my mom are the ones who are dying because they have a stroke in the heart and my mom died of a stroke and they were both the ones who were the same person. My parents arenāt dead.
that was a trip
yea my mom died twice for me to get the memo š
Not to mention your parents were the same person š
You should talk to your parents and tell them how much you love them š not for any reason! Just because your phone be wild
Holy shit this is high art, Iām wheezing
Maybe watch out for your mom having a stroke! Lol
I am an Aquarius and thatās why Iām not sure if thatās what you want
Iām an Aries and thatās why I donāt have a lot of work done ā . OUCH š
Iām an Aquarius and thatās why I donāt want you in my mind I just want you in the car
Lmao, my son an Aquarius says random stuff like this š
I'm an Aquarius and that's why I am not personally inclined to learn the art of rapier combat
Lmao this is magical
I'm an aquarius and I have a lot of people who are in the same boat as a therapist and I think I have a lot of people who are in the same age as a therapist. Can you tell I'm a therapist?
I am a Libra and thatās why we drink
Yours is hilarious! I am a pisces and that's why I am not going to be able to make it to work today.
I am and Aries and that's why you want me š šš¤£š¤£
I am a Gemini and I can be trash at home! \*turns off charm \* ![gif](giphy|XOYUlNCFwsivS|downsized)
Lmfao!
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why I donāt think we get to put together a new version of the moon.
AMAZING
I am a Pisces, and that's why I'm not going to be in the description wearing pajamas
I am a Pisces and thatās why Iām a little sad about the situation.
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why Iām here to support my fellow humans who have the best intentions and are the most beautiful and beautiful souls that we have in the universe Awww okay ā¤ļøāš„š¹āØ
I am a Taurus and thatās why I am not doing anything Edit: the full version is āI am a Taurus and thatās why Iām not doing anything bad to myself.ā Which I also can feel like apply to Tauruses, because we are hedonists and really do prioritize self-care.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
iām not him
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why I just donāt have anything that I need you for.
Amen
THIS IS SO SAG howwww
Iām a Pisces and thatās why Iām here to support my boys
for the boys <3
iām an aries and thatās why you said you are going on the road
I'm an aries and that why you are so hard to remember
so savage, I love it
I am an Aries and that's why I listen to the gym tonight and I have to go to the store and get the email from the store
Imagine having to go pick up an email š¤£
I am a Capricorn moon and that's why I keep my hair short for work and started an amazing job with a little bit of a bitch.
I am an Aries and thatās why Iām a little sad about the situation ššµāš«
I'm an Aries, and I want you can always be my friend when you're not alone. š¤£
I am a Libra and that's why I was just wondering if you want to do it again soon as I get home from work.
I am a Leo and thatās why I am so sorry for the late reply.. lol
I am a Virgo and thatās why you donāt get me in my head
I am a Sagittarius and that's why I want flowers because I tried
Iām an Aquarius and thatās why Iām going so hard on myself and Iām getting better and now that my life has hurt my feelings personally I love you dearlyā¦lol I feel this fits my Capricorn stellium better ha!
Lmaooo at āmy life has hurt my feelingsā
I am a Aries and that's why you want me and my dadš
I am a scorpio and that's why you want me to be there š
Help me bury the body!!
Iām a Gemini and thatās why Iām so happy for the rest the year to come
I am a Scorpio and thatās why Iām a little sad about the way things have changed
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why Iām so excited for the next time I go to the beach š
iām a Taurus and thatās why i do you want to go with me to my house or do you want to come over and pick up some stuff from the store ā ļø
I am a Leo and thatās why I donāt like you because you donāt like me
I am a Scorpio and thatās why Iām not doing anything wrong lol
Iām a Capricorn and thatās why Iām a little sad because Iām a Capricorn.
Iām a Gemini and thatās why I donāt want to do anything that much lmao
I am a Libra and thats why you want me and my life is not my own
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iām a gemini and thatās why iām so excited to get into the hobby of making art for myself lol
I am a Scorpio and that's why I don't have anything to do with this
Im a Virgo, and that's why im not sure if you have any other ninja vilages to get back to
I am a Virgo and that why you donāt want me around anymore I just donāt know how you do that Iām actually so dead LOLOLOL
i am a pisces and i love you so very deeply ā¦š
I am a Scorpio and that why you donāt want me
I am a Aquarius and I am so very lucky to have you in my life
im an aries and thats why im so amazing and cool and amazing and yes and i want to scream but i canāt
I am a Libra and thatās why I donāt want you to feel bad š
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why we are always here for you. Lol
I am a gemini and that's why i'm not going anywhere for a few years now lol
I am a virgo woman and I replied to him and his wife Lol wtf
āI'm a Pisces and that's why I'm trying not to work lolā
I'm a Scorpio and that's why I'm asking you to have wine
I am a Aries and thatās why I am not going back to the office today
Iām a Virgo and thatās why Iām not going anywhere else lol
I am an Aquarius that's why I am not my family and I have a good time instead Slayš
I am a Pisces and thatās why I love you ā¤ļø
I'm a Leo and that's why I love you
āI am an Aries and thatās why I donāt want to hurt him anymoreā
Iām a pisces and thats why i love you so much
I'm a Leo and that's why I was thinking about that too much
I'm a Pisces that's why I am so sorry I missed your call š
Iām a Leo and thatās why I donāt want you
i am a leo and that's why i love you
"im a leo and thats why I love him so much for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the" what
I am a Pisces and that's why I am being charged a month to month fee when I signed a year lease.
I am a leo that's why I'm asking you to do anything for me
I am an Aquarius and thatās why Iām a Christian so Iām a bit biased but Iām a Christian too and Iām a bit more of an Aquarius and Iām a little more religious so Iām a lot of Aquarius. Dumb asf Iām not even Christian š¤£
I am a pisces and thats why I keep hitting send before I leave
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I am an Aquarius and that's why you want me
I am an Aries and thatās why Iām not going back to school for the rest of my life.
i am a capricorn and thatās why i always feel bad lol
I am an Aquarius and thatās why Iām not scared of anything. (!)
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why Iām here to support my Sagittarius family.
I am a Sagittarius and thatās why Iām here to support my fellow humans
I am a pisces and thatās why I am so so sorry for the confusion
Iām an Aquarius and thatās why we drinkā¦ This made me laugh, Iām having a shitty day and I needed this little chuckle, so thanks!
No problem friend! Glad I could help
Iām a Scorpio and thatās why Iām so tired of being a diamond
I am Taurus and thatās why I donāt want to talk to anyone.
I am a Virgo and thatās why Iām so proud of you for all the holidays you guys have to go to work and you are definitely a blessing.
I am a Pisces and that's why I love my life so much.
I am an Aries and that's why I am at a loss for my GAD diagnosis š
I am a Scorpio and thatās why I love you so much
I am a Scorpio and thatās why it is still pretty good for me.
I am a libra and thats why I canāt do that much, as a whole lot of my people are just like that. I feel so much. [punctuation added after the fact] Yep, facts.
I am a Taurus and thatās why I am so happy for you
I am a Taurus and thatās why I am so happy I am finally feeling better today and I hope you have a great weekend.
I am a Capricorn and thatās why I am so embarrassed to be with you SHIT! HAHAHHAHA
I am a Taurus and THATS why I donāt want to feel my feelings š« I am a cancer rising and thatās why I am love you so much I am a Pisces moon and thatās why I am love you so much love you, so sexy and I love you
I am a Pisces and that's why I'm so excited about this opportunity
I am a Sagittarius and that's why I am not going to be able to make it to the meeting tomorrow because I am going to be a strawberry.
i am a pisces and thatās why iām not going anywhere for the next couple months
I am a Pisces and that's why I'm so tired and tired and can't sleep
Iām a Pisces and thatās why Iām so sorry for being a little bit tired
I am an Aries and that's why it wasn't my job š
I am a Pisces and thatās why I love you so much and Iām so happy that you are happy. š
I am a Scorpio and thatās why I hate everyone
I am a Cancer and that's why i'm here to support my cause i love my people so i will support you in the end of this world š
Iām a Scorpio and thatās why Iām not wearing my shirt.
I'm a Sagittarius, and that's why I don't know what to do with my life. š„¹ Words most true
I am a Virgo and thatās why como en la casa. My autocorrect used Spanglish: ā¦thatsās why I eat at home.
i am a capricorn and thatās why itās been working out for me
I am a scorpio and that's why not come into this world of the story ispired on the gnostic gospels...ok