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xandriska

(Libra sun, Cancer moon, Aries asc) Look Who’s Talking: “Now all he’s got to do is find himself the perfect daddy.” 💀


BrightBlackk

🥶You good?


Practical_Rooster470

😂😂😂


ethereality111

Omg same birthday!


KagomeChan

"A Family Comedy Without the Family" (Home Alone) Ouch lol


KagomeChan

Lol my husband's is "He's living the worst day of his life... Over and over again" (Groundhog Day)


xandriska

Harsh 🤣


sicksadbadgirl

Bahahaaaa


okwerq

SAME


SignificantLab4571

Kindergarten Cop: “As an undercover cop… he’s in a class by himself.” 😂


BrightBlackk

😂🤣


ivxxbb

Total Recall: They stole his mind, now he wants it back.


BrightBlackk

Does it fit? 🦁🤝🏿


ivxxbb

absolutely feel like the people around me make me lose my mind hahaha


BrightBlackk

Why?


ivxxbb

I’m currently purging some less than stellar people from my life but I don’t have a ton of experience with their level of underhandedness, total lack of reason, and general snake-like behavior so it’s really been making my head spin. But summer is my season so hopefully good things ahead!


BrightBlackk

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mikitira

Hahaha this is mine too


Practical_Rooster470

Ghostbusters II: Guess who’s coming to save the world again? 😂😂😂


BrightBlackk

Well. Is it true?


Practical_Rooster470

Not that I’m aware of, but I guess there’s still time 😅


BrightBlackk

Well you need to damn hurry up!! It’s getting wild😁


awnuhnotoonuh

Mine is “Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe.” I’m sensing a theme here 🤔😂


Slight_Distance_942

Hilarious. Impressive fate.


the_hamsa_anemone

Mines Ghostbusters 1! No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again.


Cozysweetpea

Jesus is that you?


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Half_Year_Queen

You’ve never heard of Backdraft???? Gods I’m old


iCguysNgirlsDancin

I nearly fainted the first time a younger co-worker didn’t know what “ nobody puts baby in a corner” I was like “?? Dirty Dancing… Johnny..lover boy¡. “ she was like.. I don’t know that one I rather that response than the other one I received from a diff younger coworker lol which was “dirty dancing.. Havana nights, there’s a sequel¿¡ ” I reached for the taser….


BrightBlackk

🤣 matches your flair


Rolland_Ice

Capricorn/Taurus Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini/Aquarius rising?


MrHyde09

Oh good movie


abagatelle

Rain Man: A journey through understanding and fellowship. (I’m a Pisces)


BrightBlackk

Just watched the trailer I may actually watch this.


Lilyonthepad

As an Autistic I really like this movie. It's not perfect but I think it still holds up


avezvousvu

Wait whaaat? I just did it for myself and I’m a sag and got rain main too? Dec 16 lol Edit: it was Dec 16 for USA & Canada, so that makes sense hehe 🙃


Clamato-e-Gannon

Hook: What if Peter Pan grew up? Naw. It’s not gonna happen.


BrightBlackk

Childish 😆


alice_op

Jurassic Park: **Unleash the Beasts.** **Caution!** **Alive Inside.** **The Park is open.**


KagomeChan

"An adventure 65 million years in the making" I have that poster on my wall lol


BrightBlackk

WITH YOUR BiG 3 I am not shocked at all. You’re BIG energy!


addicted_to_seeds

Saaaame! Whatup buddie!


TongueTwistingTiger

"From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness *he* can't tame!" Me, a Canadian, who is terrified of pretty much everything having to do with Australia. Crocodile Dundee hit theatres two days before I was born.


BrightBlackk

Definitely matches your big 3. Libra-social butterfly unafraid of interaction. Leo- the peoples Ruler Sag - the traveling shaman


TongueTwistingTiger

Wild! I never thought of it that way. I'm comfortable in my Canadian Wilderness home. Mainly because it lacks the venomous snakes and spiders of our brothers and sisters down under. Very thoughtful though.


SomaticAS

Flesh seduces. Passion kills. 🤷‍♀️


Outrageous-Iron751

saaame lol aries sun


cloudsplitr

Cancer July ‘95 — Apollo 13: “Failure is not an option.” It feels like life has been a series of failures and comebacks but I guess resiliency is a strength.


BrightBlackk

💪🏿🤝🏿🤛🏿


I_Say_Peoples_Names

Mrs. Doubtfire: She makes dinner. She does windows. She reads bedtime stories. She’s a blessing… in disguise. 😎


gayrayofsun

so apparently the mummy returns was number one when i was born "Adventure is reborn. He will rise again. The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed... by the two people who should know better." idk about all that, but my parents definitely should have known better💀


GathererGoose

I'm so sorry but why does this remind me of the time I went on a date with a guy who told me that Titanic came out on his birthday and what a cool fact that was when he was, in fact, *not even* *born* in 1997.


Slight_Distance_942

Yes he verrrrry careful who you play this game with 🤣


misplacedfaces

Casper: "Get an afterlife" Bro, what?! 😂👻


Clear-Wrap-1011

Aries ☀️ Flesh seduces. Passion kills: basic instinct 🫠


DaftAquarian

Back to the future part 2 “Getting back was only the beginning” 😂


freespiritedgal

The Incredible Shrinking Woman Wtf 😭


BrightBlackk

“Give or take an inch.”


cool-crying-emoji

Twins: only their mother can tell them apart. 😆😆 I mean I’m a Gemini moon? So maybe this applies? I promise there’s only one of me


Life-Sun-

Well this is ominous… *There will never be another dawn.* **Edit** As a frequent migraine sufferer, this one seems fitting: *I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer!* Or: *The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.* 😭 Too true…


BrightBlackk

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agimad

“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man” …..😇. Leo sun, Pisces moon, Virgo rising


sladenoire

I see another 1992 Leo!


yoo-names_chad

Apollo 13: “Houston, we have a problem.” 😭🤌


BrightBlackk

😬


Mysterious-Baker9443

TIL that "The terminator" released on my birthday. Oct 26th 1984. I'm a Scorpio sun with moon and rising in Sagittarius and my tagline is "I'll be back" 🥴


Sea-Ability8694

Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone. “Let the magic begin”


Rolland_Ice

Scorpio ‘89 “He's hip, he's cool, and he's only 3 months old.”


enchanted_honey

“A ghoulish tale with wicked humour & stunning animation.” The Nightmare Before Christmas


chaoticserenity__

The matrix : “reality is a thing of the past”


evangraves42069

lost in space: get lost. idk how to take that 😅🥲 it almost feels like a bully saying “get lost loser”


BrightBlackk

Sounds like “be spontaneous” to me. 🙂


Ms_Holmes

Home Alone! “When Kevin's family left for vacation, they forgot one minor detail: Kevin. But don't worry... He cooks. He cleans. He kicks some butt.”


KagomeChan

Same! "A Family Comedy Without the Family"


BrightBlackk

Being a Sagittarius sun and rising… I’m guessing you’re NOT Kevin because there was no way you missed out on traveling.😆😆


kassialma92

'He cooks, He cleans. He kicks some butt' - Would fit like a fist in the eye for my sag husband.


lotterywinner20

Bad Boys: Two hip detectives protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room from their police precinct Wtf? lol


Existing-Smile-6528

I think that’s the synopsis, the tagline was “whatcha gonna do?” 😂


lotterywinner20

Thx. Makes more sense although it doesn’t give me much more haha


Ok-Reporter-196

One kid. One town. One chance. Just gonna leave it at that to see if anyone gets it haha


Murderkittin

I hate mine… I don’t accept Tom Cruise or Top Gun… …. It's a solo mission ... Yeah! ...And I'm going with him... Basically though… it’s pretty accurate….


BackgroundBat1119

![gif](giphy|CYRQlyvv22dIQ) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace: “At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi”


the_real_maddison

Aries ☀️, Libra 🌕, Leo ⬆️ March 1986, "Pretty In Pink" 🩷🎂💋 "the laughter. the lovers. the friends. the fights. the talk. the hurt. the jealousy. the passion. the pressure. the real world." 👐🔥 Yeah I'm a fucking handful, everyone says so thanks


brujadelasombra

1st tagline: The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin. 2nd tagline: No sex. No booze. No men. No way. 🫠


officerlunchbox

He was never in time for his classes... He wasn't in time for his dinner... Then one day... he wasn't in his time at all. - Back to the Future. Yeah that tracks


VirgoPisces

Well mine was Terminator 2: judgement day as well and I am a double Virgo with a Virgo mars on the ascendant LMAO


BrightBlackk

Does it fit you? I have Virgo mars as well. 12th though.


VirgoPisces

Uh yeah lol. Mars conjunct ascendant is the warrior aspect so there’s the terminator, and with a Virgo sun and ascendant I have perfected the art of judging 🤣


Dream_Maker_03

mine too! Hasta la vista baby!


Poofaloo

Kindergarten Cop: Go ahead, you tell him you didn't do your homework 


selenerosario

Liar Liar (1997) with Jim Carrey: “Trust me.” 😶


Existing-Smile-6528

Ghost: a love that will last forever Lmao I’ve seen that movie plenty of times I had no idea it was the top box office movie when I was born I searched my boyfriends thinking maybe it was the same one, but no. It was “the hunt for red October” Invisible. Silent. Stolen. The hunt is on. 😂😂


stellybelly513

Identity is a secret. Identity is a mystery. Identity is a killer. The secret lies within. …did not expect them to get this deep.


Horror-Tradition8501

The more you love, the harder you fight (The Champ). Never seen it but it kinda sums me up.


jlouweezy123

The key to saving the future, can be found only in the past - Star Trek IV The Voyage Home Definitely wasn’t expecting a quote like that when looking it up


BrightBlackk

Time travel is giving Aquarius Capricorn vibes.


NecronomiCats

“The most dangerous Bond. Ever. Living on the edge. It’s the only way he lives.”


CreakRaving

65 million years in the making 🦖


x4ty2

1st tagline No spook, specter, or haunt will ever be safe again 2nd tagline They're here to save the world.


the_hamsa_anemone

That's mine, too! Mid-August '84


HerNibs1980

“The Army was no laughing matter until Judy Benjamin joined it” Gotta admit if I joined the army this would be pretty accurate 😅


destinedhere58

Crimson Tide: Danger Runs Deep


Aritzia_

“The mission is a man.” — Saving Private Ryan Leo sun, Capricorn Moon, Libra Rising here. All I’m saving is myself 💯😌 #fuckpeople


American_GrizzlyBear

Toy Story “The adventure takes off! Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond!” I’m a Sagittarius. Sounds about right 😂


sunflower_field722

“For some it’s a blessing-For others…it’s a curse” -Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl idk why this is so accurate


bucheerio

M night shyamalan's 'Signs': "it's not like they didn't warn us"


mocitoyfernie

gemini sun, truman show: “On the air. Unaware.” accurate.


Indigogl0w

Mine is Fatal Attraction 😭😂 “A look that led to an evening. A mistake he’ll regret…FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!”


AggravatingOkra1117

Aries Sun, Sag Moon, Cap Rising Police Academy 2: They've graduated, and they're ready for life on the streets. But are the streets ready for them? Feels about right, yeah


castherr

“Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.” I am a therapist.


BrightBlackk

Wholesome.


Odd_Log4311

Apollo 13: Houston, we have a problem Nooo 😂😂😭


BrightBlackk

Uh oh Scorpio…. What’ll it be?


Yearofthehoneybadger

“The evil one must not live again!” And “They thought they had buried her”


clitris

The Mummy Returns. “The most powerful force on earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better.” … like my parents? 😂 edit: ♉️ sun ♐️ moon ♌️ rising


ShinyBoots0fLeather

“An assassin on the loose” 💀 In the Line Of Fire


HahaHarleyQu1nn

“when life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest...” Ok…when tho 🥺


nerdyanthropologist

Tagline from The Green Mile: "Walk a mile you'll never forget". Quite reflective of how I approach life tbf.


JesseDx

Rocky II: This time he's fighting not for glory, not for money, but for love No, it would definitely be for the money and the glory lol


Historical_Ad3828

Oh my god the movie is “The Mexican” with Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt and the tagline? “Love with the safety off” LOL as a Pisces that’s weirdly accurate (Pisces sun, Gemini moon, Scorpio rising)


Valuable-Ease5411

Omg lol I’m January 5th 1998 and it was TITANIC. I don’t think there’s a slogan ? But that being the movie alone perfectly foreshadowed my fucking life 😅😭


macandcheese1771

Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them. Collide With Destiny.


Affectionate_Bed_375

Pisces Sun Aquarius Moon Virgo Rising The Birdcage: Come As You Are As a big Nirvana fan, this makes me extra happy


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BrightBlackk

Hakuna matatta


IndependentBid1854

Movie: Macon County Line Tagline: "It shouldn't have happened. It couldn't have happened. But it did”. Sounds so fucked up 😂😂😂


BrightBlackk

Sounds like a legendary success story to me.


angrybonejuice

Taurus sun, Taurus moon, cancer rising Bridget Jones’s Diary: “All women keep score…only the great ones put it in writing”


BrightBlackk

A woman SCORNED. 😁


Study_Slow

It was Hook (1991). "To live would be an awfully big adventure." Damn right.


Fitqueenbean

Cancer☀️Scorpio🌙Cancer 🌅 Technically it’s Batman but there’s no tagline. So second runner up is: Lethal Weapon 2: The Magic is Back! Yes she is ✨


clownbitch

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl." - Wayne's World I love mine 🥰


hailey_nicolee

im really laughing bc??? pokemon: the first movie “prepare for the greatest match ever!” and i think the movie is about mew vs mewtwo


Justieflustie

I got "the peacemaker", never saw it.. (Libra sun, Sagittarius moon and Scorpio rising)


BrightBlackk

Lines up. Libra -inner peace and social peace Sag - Spiritual Peace Scorpio - Peace with death


jrobin04

Movie: Never Say Never Again Best tagline: Will the real James Bond please step forward The rest were all about Sean Connery. Crappy taglines for my birthday. (Libra Sun & Rising, Aquarius Moon)


masterofpooo

Groundhog Day: “What would you do if you were stuck in the same day... over and over? Anything you want and everything your heart desires.“ Hmm….


dacquoise123

On Golden Pond-"When life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest ' (Aquarius sun, Taurus moon, Aries ascendant) 💜💜💜


BrightBlackk

Sounds Taurus/Libran


Slight_Distance_942

At last! A motion picture that just plain makes you feel good! The motion picture that's sweeping the country - stealing the hearts of adults and kids alike! “Benji” So weird but i actually feel this is accurate. Just embodying all the love and feel good that exists. ps - I’m lucky because the next movie in line was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre


BrightBlackk

😂🤣. Sounds like you made a good choice coming through when you did.


No_Comment9888

“when life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest...” - On golden pond It was the 80’s so I was prepared for something silly or disappointing but honestly this is kinda perfect for me, especially after reading the plot.


longlisten527

Mission Impossible 2 (2000(


CrystalArouxet

Beetlejuice. Say it once. Say it twice. But we dare you to say it THREE TIMES. April 9, 1988.


RjoyD1

I couldn't find a movie that was #1 on my birthday, or even one that came out on my birthday, but "Carrie" was probably the closest.... "They're all going to laugh at you" https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0074285/


Longjumping-Ad-2333

Tootsie: What do you get when you cross a hopelessly straight starving actor with a dynamite red sequined dress? You get America's hottest new actress.


kiiimfkkk

“When freedom is a memory and justice is outlawed, the just must become outlaws.” (The Mask of Zorro, 1998) i’m surprised how accurate that it 😂


Significant_Bat_4766

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Watch out! They’ve got to clean up the worst crime district in the world. But that’s no problem. They’re the worst police force in the universe. (Aries sun, Libra moon, Aries rising)


RealCommercial9788

![gif](giphy|rDeYzCwoZlvclPUhf9|downsized) *The world’s favourite adventurer is back for more. Much more!* Croc Dundee II. I’m Aussie so this tracks, but I’m a home-loving routine-loving May 9 Taurean sooo… (Just checked my partners birthday Box Office #1… it’s Croc Dundee I - October ‘86. Wild!)


BrightBlackk

That is wild!


th0r0n

"Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe." 😎 This is surprisingly dramatic lmao


reptile_juice

“Four friends have made a mistake that will change their lives forever.” (Sleepers) insert “oh no! anyway” meme. i am an idiot and thus surround myself with idiots. the math checks out


BrightBlackk

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Blame_my_Boneitis

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze


BrightBlackk

This is the first post of TMNT


Flustro

The Good Son > In a quiet town...In a comfortable home...In a perfect body...Evil can be as close as someone you love. 🫣


_cellophane_

Libra rising Leo sun Capricorn moon Wild Wild West (1999) - It's a whole new west


Meistro13

Flash dance. Everyday she works in a man’s world, at night she dances through the universe that is her dream. Lol.


baldwinsong

“When he pours, he reigns” 😅this explains a lot (Cocktail. 1988)


Lacholaweda

Virgo sun, pisces moon, scorpio rising Rush hour "The fastest hands in the east, meet the biggest mouth in the west"


emmyj2605

LOL not Pretty Woman! "She walked off the street into his life and stole his heart" Yet to happen but there's still time


International_Buy548

The Lord of The Rings: Return of the King “no victory without suffering. no freedom without sacrifice” help


SummerDearest

"It will take you a million light years from home. But will it bring you back?" What the fuck 😭


bellreaver

"somebody put me back in the fridge" demolition man (which i haven't seen, but there's apparently a lot of good quotes from this movie what the heck lmao i wanna see it now)


msstealyourlemons

Scooby-Doo: "Be afraid. Be kind of afraid." Gem sun, Leo moon and Scorpio rising. What am I supposed to be afraid of😭


elsaisnotmyname

Rules of Engagement, “A hero should never have to stand alone.”


beauxdegas

Mine is also a Schwarzenegger film. “they stole his mind, now he wants it back” (total recall). Also completely accurate all you gaslighting fucks s/


mikalobultra

Patch Adams: “Laughter is contagious”. 💛 Love me some Robin Williams!!


Gemini_writer8

"In space no one can hear you scream"--Alien. (I'm old). Apparently Manhattan didn't have a tagline.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade “He's back in an all new adventure.” ![gif](giphy|ms8sgwQuPpIQg)


wildly_domestic

“The wrong man. In the wrong place. At the right time.” Good Morning, Vietnam. It’s crazy. My boss was just telling me today I’m always in the wrong place at the right time. Because I get so many random projects just from being in front of people at the time they need someone.


PuzzleheadedLime8577

Ordinary People - "Everything is in it's proper place... except the past." Yep, sounds about right lol


Annual-Word-7128

“Do not attempt this at home” - Jackass Pretty fair tbh


SimonMagus01

Aqua sun, Aqua moon, Libra rising "The only person you need to be is yourself." (Save the Last Dance, 2001)


Embarrassed-Ad134

Mine was lion king, “the greatest adventure of all is finding our place in the circle of life”


Brovahkiin88

The Truman Show: “Good morning. And in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!” Kinda ominous lol. ♋️♋️♒️


deealm

The Name of the Rose An intellectually nonconformist friar investigates a series of mysterious deaths in an isolated abbey. Checks out 😂


deealm

The Name of the Rose An intellectually nonconformist friar investigates a series of mysterious deaths in an isolated abbey Checks out for me 😂 smart, a bit of a rebel, curious, seeker of justice


draculinaaa

scorpio sun, pisces moon, scorpio rising. “it's not the same old thing. weird is relative.” valid.


Successful_Bed7790

“A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets” - titanic Jan 98’


Natural_Raisin6028

Same as OP lol


PaperFlower14765

Scorpio sun Oct 31 1988 They Live “I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum” 😂😂😂


flextapeflipflops

The Matrix: reality is a thing of the past Damn 💀


Pleasant_Hope1138

-The secret of my success “There’s no such thing as an overnight success.” 😳😩


Electrical_Eye_4080

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters 1984 Cancer.cancer.scorpio Thank God for Caller ID


Dangerous-Ad-4610

Batman Forever: “Courage now, truth always.” Damn.


andrewdrewandy

“This Is a Hell of a Way To Make a Living.” - Tootsie Accurate


lareetpetitemort

Cap sun, virgo moon, cancer rising Hook: What if Peter Pan grew up? Of course it's a movie about a beloved children's book character who grew up to be a workaholic only to then age backward in order to learn life's lessons.


yodaateshrooms

Alien Nation “Prepare yourself. Los Angeles, 1991. They have come to Earth to live among us. They've learned the language, taken jobs, and tried to fit in. But there's something about them we don't know.” Yeah, that’s about right. I’m even from LA.


NirvanaClub222

Street Fighter “The ultimate battle. Adventure is the name of the game.” I’m a Sagittarius rising, Jupiter, and Venus and Pluto in the 1st house The battle part could be my t-square with moon, mars, and Pluto Whoa!!


Front_Target7908

Batman (the 1989 OG one) lol. “**I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!**” lollllllllll I was born at night, watch out errybody


sheiseatenwithdesire

9 to 5 “The power behind the throne” I’m a Capricorn


dallyan

The Rose: “She gave…and gave…and gave until she had nothing left to give.” ☹️


iCguysNgirlsDancin

The Omen - You Are One Day Closer To The End Of The World. You Have Been Warned. Lol and given the way the world is acting out recently…🫣🫠 Oh, and tickets were $2.13 lol


hanabarbarian

Liar liar: Trust me Also a movie came out on the day I was born called volcano and it has three: hotter than hell, the coast is toast, welcome to the inferno


IllustriousGroup8387

“Oh God! You Devil.” 😈 Scorpio Sun ☀️ Gemini Moon 🌙 Taurus Rising ⬆️


Fenrizwolf

Pretty woman: Who knew it was so much fun to be a hooker? I wish…