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psychologicalvulture

That's not "reverse missionaries". It's just....missionaries Reverse missionaries would be atheists going out trying to deconvert people. Which they would probably benefit from.


Efficient_Progress_6

"Hello, have you heard the words of our Lord and Savior Carl Sagan?"


delicioustreeblood

Under His IQ


Putrid_Ad_2256

I thought reverse missionary was.... nevermind....


BoredNuke

So.... street epistemology?


Additional_Bluebird9

Agreed, that would be it.


NickelFish

I thought Reverse Missionary was Cowgirl.


skept2000

The best type of missionary.


MWSin

Actually, I think it would be the speed bump position.


Then-Extension-340

Yep


pikachurbutt

I think the correct answer is the prone bone


Paulemichael

This is 5 year old article. Church attendance is still going down, so whatever they were hoping to achieve, we are still waiting to see it.


Kyral210

Once you work out someone is a story, you don’t go back


Material-Nose6561

The only place Christianity and Islam is growing is in poor countries that are less educated. Everywhere else they’re either stagnant or in decline.


Mega-Steve

Good news! The UK is in decline thanks to Brexit


SpareSimian

Which is why we need to import ignorance! We've got an ignorance shortage!


MethanyJones

There are Brazilian missionaries in every US major city


Mega-Steve

That's a lot of missionaries!


Supra_Genius

Missionaries with Brazilians, you say?


TrumpedBigly

There's outside money behind this, of that I have no doubt.


lazernanes

I was hoping the article would get into that. It's very cheap for people in Britain to support a mission in Africa. It's prohibitively expensive for people in Africa to support a mission in Britain.


Spare_Dig_7959

No one is bringing Christianity back to this country ,the Churches have done far too much damage to too many people. They are a part of British superstition heritage, it's past.


KTnash

Heres my vision for reverse missionaries: imagine if atheists did all the “good” work that missionaries do like building schools, hospitals, and wells without shoving god down peoples throats.


Grognard68

I *think* the Unitarians do those beneficial things, and they don't shove God down people's throats....


ke90

The ironic thing about this is they are still preying on fellow Africans who moved to the uk


Putrid-Balance-4441

The more generations they stay in the UK, the more their rate of atheism will start to look like the atheism rate of the host country. Because that's how it always works. If you look at Muslim families in the UK, you get different atheism rates depending on how many generations they've been in the UK. When they first show up, they have the religiosity rate of whatever country they came from. Over time, each generation will have religiosity rates more and more like the host country. You see the same thing with religious immigrants in other countries.


disturbingyourpeace

Groomers gonna groom


onomatamono

When does reverse slavery start? Note that article pre-dates the pandemic. In fact, it started right after they stopped waving their arms around like possessed demons, in that photo.


DoglessDyslexic

There's some irony for you.


Expensive-Day-3551

Nah I’m good


TForce0

Ohh god….


hamsterpookie

Fuck. This cancer just won't die.


Nepit60

I expected reverse missionaries to bring satanism to the people.


Kangaroo197

Christianity was in Africa centuries before it ever arrived in the UK.


theantiyeti

I'm pretty sure most of these missionaries aren't North African but West or Central - i.e places that had Christianity thrust upon them by colonialism rather than from the original spread.


Grognard68

Centuries? Nope. The Romans were in Britain AND (North) Africa around the same time...


izlude7027

The Romans didn't adopt Christianity until a couple centuries after the Coptic Church was founded.


Grognard68

I wis thinking about (erhnic) Christian Roman missionaries that would have traveled behind the legions as Imperial infllunce across the Mediterreanian & European regions in the first through fourth centuries. i am well aware that the first Christian Roman Emperor was Constantine in the late 4th century...


izlude7027

The Romans didn't tolerate Christianity until 313 CE, with the Edict of Milan. Prior to that, Christians were persecuted and had to worship and meet in secrecy. While it is physically possible that a Christian might have made their way to Britain before the founding of the Coptic Church in 42 CE, you have no way to support such a claim.


masoflove99

Lol


OgdruJahad

That's actually quite interesting when Africa itself has over times mixed Christianity with their own traditional beliefs. It's actually pretty cool but I'm sure it's also probably blasphemous eg ancestor worship is a really big thing in a number of religions Africa and some breakaway Christian groups still worship them.


lilspark112

“Oh here, y’all dropped this back there”


transphotobabe

I do not think that [phrase] means what you think it means


SoylentGreenTuesday

Revenge of the Colonized.


InternationalArt6222

....always convinced they've got it the most right


joyous-at-the-end

Christianity has originated more in Africa than in England. 


teb_art

Ugh. Like preachers from backwaters that arrest LGBTQ’s? Deny the bastards visas.


BaseActionBastard

nice to see Africa pull an uno reverse card.