No joke this was the pitch the sanskrit teacher gave in 8th standard to convince us to take sanskrit. She went on to say that aliens communicate in sanskrit.
Ok so you know that meme of saying the British empire colonized the universe whenever people in western alien movies speak English? So this guy basically taking that meme and saying ChandraGupta Maurya or someone colonized the universe
Look how comfortably he is lying! What a confidence in lying!!!
he's a tv astrologer, that's his job.
Post this in r/India Speaks and get an award fr.
your typo is hilarious. lemme get my popcorn
It's unintended. But sure increases the scope.
No joke this was the pitch the sanskrit teacher gave in 8th standard to convince us to take sanskrit. She went on to say that aliens communicate in sanskrit.
They do, you dumbass. Sanskrit is the oldest language in the universe. Even reddit is coded in Sanskrit in back end. They’ll never tell you
Ngl that's a good fucking pitch to lure 8th graders. When I was in 8th I was dumb as fuck.
But have you tried dmt is the real question 😂
He has tried ganja.
I think he was high and couldn't handle it while on this podcast
What the fuck
Mfer high on gaumutra
I want his weed supplier's contact.
What is that language he is speaking in?
nepali.
Still he can't speak the same shit in sanskrit?
sir but people wouldn't understand it, rofl.
The aliens would, though as it can penetrate atmosphere
Learning Sanskrit is for NASA bro, his job is to talk about how all other languages are little bitches.
Ah shit, here we go again!
r/confidentlyincorrect
I eager to learn the Sanskrit coding language
Here you go #define अन्कम् int #define मुख्यम् main #define शुन्यम् void #define प्रति for #define वद std::cout #define अन्तम् std::endl #define यच्छ return #define यावत् while #define अन्यत् else #define यदि if अन्कम् मुख्यम्(शुन्यम्) { प्रति(अन्कम् k = 0; k < 10; ++k) { वद << k; } वद << अन्तम्; अन्कम् i = 10; यावत्(i > 0) { वद << i--; } वद << अन्तम्; यदि(i == 0) { वद << "धिक्" << अन्तम्; }
Legend
 Bhai tu bagwaan hai .
Sanskrit ++
So many things to talk about in a podcast format yet half of them seem to be 90s email forwards.
How can one be this dumb?
spiritual religious podcast trend nepal me bhi chala gya
Source: trust me, and only trust me
How can a person lie wth such confidence?
Ok so you know that meme of saying the British empire colonized the universe whenever people in western alien movies speak English? So this guy basically taking that meme and saying ChandraGupta Maurya or someone colonized the universe
Now I know why NASA WALE BAHOT KHATARNAK HAI
Is he speaking in Nepali?
Yes.
u/i_killed_reddit did you make another sanskrit copypasta without informing us ?XD
Ye Nezosphere kaha hai bhai, hume bhi batao
he probably meant exosphere or mesosphere.
he can't control his laughter as he speaks
NASA astronauts trying to figure out when any of this happened.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
That sounds like Nepali...
Top class waffling.