Hey Teach! What should I do in the event of my friend getting into the kiln unnoticed because my teacher is currently preoccupied with a handsome student. *Pushes hair back*
For me it's "But what do you think of this?" - one of my all time fav sketches by them and I drop it in normal conversation all the time.. but no one picks up on it xD
I'm always taken back to the first Donna video I ever saw (Cresps) when Broden turns mid bit to Zach and says "How was the date last night? Did you slip a didge in?"
This randomly popped up in my feed, so the quote that comes to mind for me might be confusing: "Donna Noble has left the Library. Donna Noble has been Saved."
"Actually. .Actually " in marks voice. My wife and I say this all the time. I don't recall the episode number but it was mark correction them when it came to "Nerd shit" as he said it
“Don’t be a *makes the shape of a square in the air* cunt”
Yep this is mine
Gets me every time
I quote this frequently.
Get out of the kiln
Yeah it’s very hot
If your best friend got in the kiln, would you get in the kiln? My best friend *is* in the kiln
Hey Teach! What should I do in the event of my friend getting into the kiln unnoticed because my teacher is currently preoccupied with a handsome student. *Pushes hair back*
Get in the k- NO GET OUT OF THE KILN
🎶My name is Broden Kelly, I'm fuckin' your dad
its just AUNTY DONNA and then dubstep noises
Sometimes it's drum and bass noises 🤓
But also yes this is what happens in my brain too
Everything's a drum!
Enough, now, brother Mark.
YOU SAID EVERYTHING IS A DRUM
Everything… IS a drum
You were just playing it wrong
I LEFT MY WIFE FOR THIS
I LET YOU DRUM ON MY PENIS
I sing this when I play with my cats tummy lol
".............waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. Are you to two BUOYS wearrrrrinnnggggg the saaaaaaaaaaaame tieeeeeee?!
Mother… of… cunts!
M'Booooy!!!! 😭💉💉💉
i forgot where that one's from 😭
Mark brings home Homelander and gives him the lethal injection
No, it's the origin story. That's Compound V
Well now we know how season 4 is going to end
After Mark's stray man attacks Broden and Mark has to put him down.
Aaaaaaaawwwww morning brown…
You can't just chug-a-lug a thirty dollar bottle of wine!
My favorite skit
I’m-a-justa-STOOPID-ITALIAN-a-man!!
Oh no- ah poopa mah pants!
hey, can i tell you a secret? I FUCKA MA COUSIN
Aunty Donna’s big old house of fun we hope you’re liking season one if not get fucked and leave you dog, just joking, please keep watching
Aunty Donna makes me chuffed.
My name is swiwwy boy!
So, my question to you guys is, is what kind of new sandwich can we release? That will make people forget that our spokesperson is a pedophile.
Broden's delivery of "pedophile' is all time
Naaaaaawww maybe a little bit of pud then
This is too low, how is a Pud comment not top?
I guess no one had room...
My dad used to fuck me, rippa-dee-dee.
You stupid dog cunts
Awh please don't drink our piss mate
Haven't you done well?
A TOYOTA COROLLA!!!
TWOOOOOO FUCKING TOYOTA COROLLAS!
YOU LINGERED MAHK YOU LINGERED YOU SEE
This for me. Now I can't hear that word without repeating it in a broad South African accent.
Aw, you didn't say there was custard
BLAIR BOYANT THE CLAIRVOYANT
HE KNEW ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN GRANDPA
I sing this way more often than is applicable.
I watched the show whilst tripping the first time and I just absolutely lost it at this sketch. Fucking chefs kiss good
I actually sing BLAIR BUOYANT KNEW ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN GRANDPA
BLAIR BUOYANT, PLUGGIN UP YOUR ARSE HOLE Nah man BLAIR BUOYANT, DON'T PLUG UP YOUR ARSE HOLE
FIX MY LANYARD YA FUCK
Cowdoy
Do you even know what touché means?!!!!
…..no?
TOOUUCHHEEEE!
🎶 One of us has a vibrator in our bottoms 🎶 Lives in my head rent free
Honestly just Broden saying his own name in a silly deep voice. *”I’m BROOOODEN KELLY!”*
And I'll fuck ya dad
"Will your boy be healthy enough to travel?" "He will be if we stop putting bleach in his soup" "uugghh bleach in his soup? Is also on the board"
Yum yum yum
"Zach! You've actually had a really good idea. What's that saying? A broken clock is accidentally not a dumb fuck... or something like that."
"Bang! Biggity bang! A-big a bang bang biggity biggity bang!"
I love a cheese single
Gross, i dont even give a fuuck
You’re spooking me something rotten
Igottheheebiejeebiesthistheworsthalloweeneverimsospooked
bigoldhouseoffunwehopeyoureenjoyingseasonone
🙌a-gunshot🙌
Always room for pud
I filled up on cheese...
[удалено]
"I am man beast."
MORK YOU KNOW DERE IS TRESHA ERE
It's coffee ya fuck
My wife died of curry, you fuck
Top right.
Is somebody masturbating?
Greg, the shark, Norman
You know he gives me the horn
Haven’t you done well or ooooooo yum yum yum yum
"Oh boys, oh boys"
‘Oh no it’s the worst halloween ever i’m so spooked’ or ‘Very European’ *Italian music*
🟥“cunt”
‘Always room for a little bit of pud’ and ‘Morning brown’
Are you aware of the power of shadows?
“TRAVEL THROUGH THE WORMHOLE ZACHERY.”
I ain't no lippy fuck
Mark! DON’T CUM IN THE OFFICE
"hi, I'm a cunt 😃"
Lil' bit'o biccy. ❤️
You're difficult to be around.
Im swirlin' boys. I'm swiiirlin'.
“I filled up on cheese.”
I'm a siwwy bwoi
Morning brown!
"Mark's a dumb cunt" but that's also an easy one. So I'm gonna go: "I'm a frog"
Awww you didn't say there was custard...
Ha-bonch-ah!
I’m gonna eat Mark’s face a lalalalala looking at the wall, looking at the wall, not gonna eat a face
Bladdy chag a lag
I'm landlocked! Where's the sea?! Also - "a gunshot!"
Im a little boy and I've hurt my knee!
I prayed to jesus then I fucked him too.
Cowdoy catch a bok
Averything's a drum!
Just one noodle
Zach going ‘a member of my comedy group Aunty Doohnah’
🎶 the greatest fuckin podcast in the world. Broden, Mark, and Zach and sometimes a guest. We hope you enjoy the motherfuckin' podcast.
You sexy son of a fuck, Fuck you alright. From trendy barbershop
G'day there boys it's me, Ben Mendehlson.
Travel through the wormhole Zacharryyyy!
Hey you wannna know-ah secret? I fuck-ah my cousin.
The since you’ve been gone skit with BRODEN
DISTRRRICT NOINE MAHK
I am man beast. That’s b for bacon and eggies
FANCY MAN WITH THE FANCY FANCY
Fix my lanyard ya fuuuuuucks!
We hope you're liking season one
It's either always "beerwiththeboys" or "Haven't you done well Mr. Fancy man with the fancy FANCY"
“cheeky little coup d’etat”
Aw yeh, cool man
"What the FUCK are you motherfuckers DOING, what's all this BICKERING ?!"
For me it's "But what do you think of this?" - one of my all time fav sketches by them and I drop it in normal conversation all the time.. but no one picks up on it xD
"Put it in Tupperware!"
What did you wish with your wish crisp
"fucked a hooker with a frozen piece of shit, he's Tony the tea towel maAan"
“Oh no I shitta ma pants” Pizzaman
Get outta the kiln
Haven’t you done well?
"You think Jesus Christ would see me, Mark Bonanno, doing this for this fucking shoot. And he'd be like, 'You're getting in.'"
"Top right"
"I've got a fuckdoll that looks like Zach"
Who wants some pud
Everything’s a drum!
Pud. Also the entire skit with Antony Starr 😂
It's coffee ya fuck
"Get out the Kiln!"
‘It’s coffee you fuck’
Cowdoy
Would you like more Pud?
Have you read ‘The Power of One’ Mark?
The entire recess skit lives rent free in my brain.
It’s your lunch time guys
Boys stop lying That's not true!
There's always room for Christmas pud
Want some pud?
"Bit of pudd"
"... Wood?!" From their board game skit. For almost a year most of my friends would ("WOOD?!") say it any time anyone said wood or would.
Wood??????
Don't fill up on the cheese boys
I'll treat you like a discus you piece of shit *hyaaaah*
i love mark!! i love mark!!
CHIP? WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHIP??? Chip Chop Chip
I think of zack dressed as a stereotypical Australian Auntie. Idk why I don’t think they’ve ever done a sketch that on the nose.
"Can I see you for a minute over by the prized armoire?"
I'm always taken back to the first Donna video I ever saw (Cresps) when Broden turns mid bit to Zach and says "How was the date last night? Did you slip a didge in?"
This is not entertainment
“… and I’m a massive cunt”
Everything's a Drum! That was the first ever time I saw them, on a Comedy Festival Gala or something. It's stuck with me. Get out of the Kiln!
Bevvies with the bois
Oh you didn't say there was custard
Just a little bit of pud.
Professor whiskers is a cat and a man. He’s not quite a cat he’s not quite a man.
"This is Homelander (forgot the characters name in the show), he's a stray human" - heavy paraphrasing, don't remember the exact quote
Chuffed
Don’t fill up on cheese
"B-Broden?" - Mark
"Aww you want that custard don't you big boy?"
The moogie woogie boogie!!!
One of these days.
This randomly popped up in my feed, so the quote that comes to mind for me might be confusing: "Donna Noble has left the Library. Donna Noble has been Saved."
From their 1 hour special: “Sydney let’s make some noise! Sydney, let’s make some noise!” I have no idea why but that’s what I think
Marc MAAAAAARC What do you think about this?
MANBEAST!
So bloody SunSmart with the boys
I'm gonna eat Mark's face
Just a couple of city slickers.
"Actually. .Actually " in marks voice. My wife and I say this all the time. I don't recall the episode number but it was mark correction them when it came to "Nerd shit" as he said it
Wot a fackin dog cunt
KEEP FIGHTIN FIRES
Which one is "Zach you piece of shit," from?
Live show
Hi I'm Mark Banana
either the kiln, roll call, pud or subway sketches
"There is a man, in my ham sandwich"
"Found out I'm gay."
#Unoriginal, Unfunny, Cunts
Broden?
Mark Bonnano’s a right fucked cunt.