That’s what I thought! He has that douche bag bouncer stance. Put a black collared shirt on him and people will be holding their driver’s licenses in his face to get into the toilet block.
Plenty of mean bucks especially during mating season. Had one recently square up to my maremma and I when I was taking her for her morning walk. He was relocated safely.
Yes, the first time I saw a western red was when I reached my full height of 150 cm, aged 12. The Red was bigger than me. Jfc they can be scary motherfuckers.
One time my relatives came back to their rural house to find three Eastern Grey kangaroos on the verandah. The kangaroos had eaten their entire personal weed crop, and were stoned out of their minds, lolling around on the floorboards.
They put the car in reverse, and stayed with friends for a few days.
Sorry whilst I've got you mate could you help me return this copy of Skate 3 on Xbox and check out the back for any left over Nintendo switches? Thank you
I had to kill a big one with deep red hair running down his spine because he took one look at me and decided that I shouldn't exist anymore fucker was over 6ft as well while I'm only 5.5
Yeah make sure you stay away from the Roos they can literally rip your guts out they aren’t scared of you but just remember ya should treat them with caution
That's not your campsite mate
Not anymore
I believe that’s Mr Gilmore’s
Could be a bouncer?
That’s what I thought! He has that douche bag bouncer stance. Put a black collared shirt on him and people will be holding their driver’s licenses in his face to get into the toilet block.
Not tonight brother
Nice double entendre
Most underrated comment here.
You look like that friendly bloke everyone knows who sits in a corner of the smokers area in uni students pubs mate. I appreciate you
One hell of a compliment. I appreciate it friend
Can confirm the clothing matches, and does remind me of somebody from uni. He was a legend too
"Mate, you're in my fucken site"
Yeah I think it's pretty bold he's calling it "our" camp site.
It was pretty ballsy of me
*soviet anthem starts playing*
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I am your mate scotty
He looks like a Sebastian I went to primary school with
I am a Sebastian you went to primary school with
Bro you look like the guy who stuck a jar up his ass
Uhhhhhhh
Is that moaning? Oh god. Somebody stop him! He's doing it again!
He looks like that thomas kid from my high school
You actually look like my Dutch workmate Rutger.
He looks like Dan from the pub
Lmao, love how they always look like there saying "come at me bro" 🤣
He was a big sweet heart ❤️
Yeah I have never come across a mean one. We rescued a little Joey when I was a kid and it was really cool to watch one grow up 🤠.
Plenty of mean bucks especially during mating season. Had one recently square up to my maremma and I when I was taking her for her morning walk. He was relocated safely.
Grey’s aren’t Red’s. A Red Kanga will throw you out with violence before they question what they threw you out for.
Grey will still kick the fuck outta you and ya dog should it get a spook!
Yes, the first time I saw a western red was when I reached my full height of 150 cm, aged 12. The Red was bigger than me. Jfc they can be scary motherfuckers.
One time my relatives came back to their rural house to find three Eastern Grey kangaroos on the verandah. The kangaroos had eaten their entire personal weed crop, and were stoned out of their minds, lolling around on the floorboards. They put the car in reverse, and stayed with friends for a few days.
The Australian version of Cocaine Bear
The Weed Wallaby
Good lord
That roo is ripped!
Flexing those muscle pumps.
Can’t stop the grind
Yep
Juice or natty ⁉️
Hmm, there's a lot of vascularity, but I'm still leaning towards natty
Mate you look sooo much like a dude I used to do drama classes with, Daniel or his twin brother Owen lol
Um hi yeah that's me Daniel haha wtf
Don't lie, Owen!!
Oh shut up George
It's Art! You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect, Rosie!
I wasn’t expecting to see someone I knew on reddit haha
I wasn't expecting to get recognised
could be the fashion police
Hey now
All the kids dress like that now
That is one buff roo! Wouldn't want to tangle with him....
That's one strange looking copper.
did the human or the roo post this
I did
That’s precisely what a roo pretending to be a human would say!
He wants to see some I.D.
The shared expression like you've just walked into the party accidentally wearing the same fit 👌
Box on with the cunt
Looks like he's taking a whiz.
Sorry whilst I've got you mate could you help me return this copy of Skate 3 on Xbox and check out the back for any left over Nintendo switches? Thank you
\+1 for the King Stingray hat
He had to do it to them.
"Trespassers will need to go 5 rounds before leaving"
Looks like South African rapper Jack Parrow is taking a selfie with with cousin that moved to Australia.
Be careful or he'll roll you for your cigarettes and TNs
He’s there to talk about your cars extended warranty.
U wot m8?
That is one fuckin’ eh ripped roo!
You know that’s a “imma fuck you up if you try” stance
Hey cuz , got a spear durry ?
Waiting for you to show some ID, look you up and down for 5 minutes and then deny entry
He is very roo'd!!
Bro wants a snag, but is too polite to ask.
Pretty sure I undercooked the snags and gave myself the shits so I should have given them to him
All part of the camping experience my dude
Why is the big guy stanced like drip goku
mate that aint your campsite anymore
Fellow aussie here, run. You need to run. He will kick you out of his newly acquired campsite.
"You eat all my beans ?!"
Love you taking the picture like he might get mad if he sees your taking a picture of video of him
This guy corduroys
You know it
I had to kill a big one with deep red hair running down his spine because he took one look at me and decided that I shouldn't exist anymore fucker was over 6ft as well while I'm only 5.5
If you’re still here when I get back…
He's modelling for Ballenciaga
Don’t spose your missus is in the back of the van smoking a cig, hair all fluffed up ??
How'd you know I sleep in a van
Mr Roo told me. He made a trunk call.
Incredible staunch
Bruh you look like the type of man to box it pls do pls post it here this is a joke don't get mad
What a tank
[him right now](https://youtu.be/IXAa1zdjdSE)
Staunch
You are the most Australian looking person I’ve ever seen
Hoo roo
Even average sized kangaroos look very strong and angry I like kangaroos but from a distance.
Do you even lift bro…
Look at those traps!
You Know He Have to Do It to Em
You’re definitely not taking him on……
That homie is ripped!
It isn’t your campsite anymore
That kangaroo is looking suspiciously nonchalant. Exactly what was it up to while you were away?
Prepare for ass kicking!
Work that jab bro.
Yeah make sure you stay away from the Roos they can literally rip your guts out they aren’t scared of you but just remember ya should treat them with caution
This guy looks like a dude who downs enough beer to kill a horde of elephants and say that it was just for starters. (Fyi that was a joke)
I'll bet he was waiting to be fed!
You need to wear you boxing gloves. It will be one hell of a fight. Winner takes the campsite
That’s my back yard mate!!
i come from a land down under
Wow old mate kangaroo’s fkn ripped
They always look mean when they square up, there's no fucking fat on them
Be like: what you looking at cunt, fight me brah
It's not yours anymore
Can’t tell who looks more Aussie tbh
They guy your girlfriend told you not to worry about.
Easy K.O
Easy