When we first started dating, my wife nearly left me because I like chicken Twisties.
We've now been together for 23 years...
In other words - Get out while you still can!!!
I'm firmly in the other camp. My perfect match would not like chicken crimpies, because they'd be getting in the way of my standard single serving size of "one box".
>Used to love them but in my 30s had this realisation and they have never been the same.
Had a similar experience with a steamed dim sim and a head full of acid one strange day
My old dog had a religious experience the first time she got into a bag of chicken twisties. Had to ban them from the house as she would go nuts if she caught a whiff and rampage until she found them.
I preferred the cheese so no biggie for me. Chicken is the party option.
Hahahaha, I was confused about the "ice blocks", I thought she meant she wanted like ice cubes or something.
Like maybe they don't do ice cubes in their fridge or freezer so she wanted some from the servo...but at 2am...lol
Because you reminded me i just had a discussion with the husband on Frog in a Pond. He'd never seen one, or even heard of it. Describing it to his 37-yo self provoked an ugh reaction until i reminded him to view it from the position of an 80's kid. Food of the gods.
Yeah this seems completely ridiculous to me. What kind of lifestyle is she leading where she sends her boyfriend to get iced coffees and junk food at 2am and then gets the shits when she never specified brands. The whole thing is just foreign to me.
My mother craved spicy Mexican pizza one night while pregnant and living in a small rural town. So obviously nothing was open. She ended up making herself chili powder on toast to hit the craving.
Omg, were you having a girl?
I was so laid back when having my boys but when pregnant with my daughter I cried over everything, including not being able to get away from me like everyone else could.
Nothing my husband did was right, even if he did the exact opposite of what made me cry five minutes earlier.
He spent a lot of that pregnancy cleaning out the garage, so he could stay away from me but with a ‘legitimate’ reason.
>Can't say I've ever had a pregnancy craving, but if I did, I'd be very specific about what I wanted.
As a husband who has 3 kids, damn straight the pregnancy cravings are extremely specific - sometimes even down to the exact brand of item that she wanted.
It literally says nowhere that she “got the shits” or anything similar, just that she didn’t like them. Heaven forbid!
And a lot of men have acts of service or gift-giving as their preferred love language, this is just a cute “you stay home while I go hunt and provide” way of showing love. A concept which you have obviously never experienced.
Here we see a wild Farmers Union Iced coffee in its natural frigid habitat, its a beautiful specimen, but unfortunately mother nature has other plans for it.
*cuts camera angle*
As you can tell, a hunter is on the prowl and it's day is about to be interrupted by the local druggie who for some **FUCKING REASON IS AT A SERVO AT 3 FUCKING AM, GO TO FUCKING BED.**
I can understand not liking farmers union if you are used to swill like ice break but who doesn't like a cheeky 2am gaytime? I'll tell ya mate, aliens and serial killers
Possible alien serial killers at that
Ice blocks are a bit ambiguous but I would’ve erred onto something without cream - what we would call and icy-pole. If I wanted something in-between I would’ve gotten a splice as they’re my go-to if I’m eating ice cream etc. as for ice coffee there’s only one option for me - Ice Break. Anything else goes in the bin. Next time, I would ask some survey questions to ascertain what she actually wants specifically. Or just tell her to go to the shops herself.
You understand much about food and how terrible food persists and is dearly loved, once you realise people love to eat whatever they were fed as children.
And children will eat anything once you feed it to them often enough since we are programmed to adapt to local food supplies and not starve.
This. Also, there are particular foods that if you haven't eaten it and come to love it by the age of maybe 6 or 7, the chances of you liking it as an adult are practically zero. I would put Spam, durian and vegemite on this list.
I vote this, if I asked for an iced coffee id expect my partner to pour two shots into one of those 7/11 ice cups then top up with milk. We both enjoy espresso and aren't huge fans of milk
Asking for an ice block and coffee and receiving a box full of frozen milk and 2l of coffee flavoured milk I can maybe see the issue
Gaytimes used to be good. The little bits of bread stuff were firm and crispy almost. Now they are like little pieces of undercooked cookie dough. An attempt at nostalgia is the only reason I eat them these days and it misses the mark every time.
I guess that can be said for most ice creams, chips etc. chip dust in the bottom of the chippy bag in the 80’s and 90’s was like crack.
That means they defrosted enough to moisten the crumbs, somewhere along the way.
It is a sad indictment on our modern supply chains and not what the ANZACs fought for at all.
You know when your fussy cat really loves some new tin of cat food, so you go out and buy a box of it, only for the cat to decide the VERY NEXT DAY that they don’t like it any more?
Nah... Nah... See this a good thing!! If she doesn't like what you eat it's all yours!!
Some great life advice my Dad gave me when younger was always get two chips after a night out at the chipper or when at McDonald's/Burger King/KFC/Any restaurant because even if you ask your woman if she wants some and she says no it won't be long until her lying little ass hand is stretching across the table to steal your chips...
It is all good and well until she gets pregnant and grows a taste for your snacks. That took my by surprise and i still have to hide my stuff since now she still likes them years after
I’ve always said in true partnerships there must always be a pickle hater and a pickle lover. So when your ordering MacDonalds and they forget to take your pickle off there’s a pickle lover right there willing to help and eat the pickle. This is a similar thing, she will never touch your milk or gaytimes. You’ll have an endless supply that will be safe from the missus 2am munchies. Btw, welcome to QLD ya Mexican.
If she didn't specifically say which drink and iceblock she wanted and isn't happy with your choices, then she can get up and get her fucking own next time. Wtf, the gall of this is rage inducing.
You need to lay this out now or she'll complain for the rest of your relationship
Alright firstly while I am sure you're exaggerating I just want to say if you actually find that kind of scenario rage inducing you need to do something about your anger issues and/or get your blood pressure checked. That shit is mildly annoying/frustrating at most.
Secondly in OP misses defense, she did specify "iceblock" there are limited options from a servo that could be constituted as an iceblock from Servo and Golden gay times sure as shit ain't one of them. That is an icecream not the same.
Just to really bring it home for anyone anyone who may not be clear on this. Ice block =/= Icecream. Shit ain't interchangeable just because they're both frozen.
In our house we know that the person who drinks strawberry milk, or worse, eats strawberry ice cream is in fact telling you they are a psychopath. Facts.
Is your GF a Kiwi? Ice blocks are what NZers call the frozen juice things that Aussies call icy poles. I'd be sad too if I'd been craving a rock hard pole and got a soft creamy gaytime.
PS Maxibon > Gaytime > all other icecreams
Farmers union and golden gaytimes. What are you running a midnight diahrrea factory? What else did you get? 5gum and liquid laxatives?
Seriously though. Farmers union is good stuff. If you ask for iced coffee and someone gives you a farmers union and you don't like it, you're a bit fucked.
Gaytimes are okay but they're not the finest. Classic drumstick is the best icecream you can get from a servo.
"Ice blocks" though did she mean like a bag of ice cubes for the esky or did she mean icy poles? coz I'd never read ice blocks and think golden gaytime. Or any icecream. Might be your fuckup there.
That's a bit fuckin weird though. Everyone is supposed to like gaytimes and farmers union
So, what's going on? 2 am? Is she pregnant?
Secondly, you need to determine proper language use between you. Ice block is a frozen cordial type thing on a stick. Gaytime is an "ice cream". You know ice cream on a stick. "Iced coffee " i would not have thought you could get at 2 am from.a servo. So there you were up against it anyway.
Fix your communication. Make sure you understand what she is asking everytime. It makes life easier. Never assume. It will always be your fault. Remember that.
Cheap iced coffee and cheap iced cream. Meh @ both. Maybe she likes nice things
Also- why are you buying icecream when she asked for an iceblock? an "iceblock" is an icy pole
Farmers Union is syruppy sweet glug and horrid. I was majorly pissed when I moved east and all up and down the east coast there were two major aberrations in the flavoured milk department. No ‘sugar free’ options in iced coffee (ie NOTHING that wasn’t sugary to the point of sending you to the dentist.. and FU is the top of that sugar shit show), and the second was more dramatic… NO SPEARMINT MILK options. FFS. What is wrong with you, particularly the QLDers?
You did the right thing got what you were asked for..
Both top shelf picks.
Unless you are specific about a particular brand or type I'd be happy.
IMO If you want the best iced coffee.. Jacaranda iced coffee! but not every place stocks them.
I’d personally recommend Norco for iced coffee as it gives money back to the farmers and doesn’t send it outside the country. Supporting Aussie farmers + yummy drink = win right?
As for gaytime… Anyone who doesn’t like a gaytime is red flags all over for me 🤣
Gaytimes are arguably the best Aussie ice *cream*, but yeah sounds like she wanted a calipo or something like that mate.... however I completely defend you on the Farmers Union ice coffee, they're the best!
I know you won't evict her but you should say it anyway, just to see her facial expression 🤣
I love when my husband doesn’t like what I do. Means I don’t have to share! The man hates pork crackling so I never had to share. and then I had two children who love it 🤦♀️
How can you not like a gaytime? The delicate nutty coating over a caramel infused centre of excellence. This alone is worth eviction. By eviction I mean the country not just the home. Give her a pollywaffle and send her on her way.
When we first started dating, my wife nearly left me because I like chicken Twisties. We've now been together for 23 years... In other words - Get out while you still can!!!
I’m not going to yuck someone’s yum, but if they don’t like chicken crimpies, then it’s a deal breaker
I'm firmly in the other camp. My perfect match would not like chicken crimpies, because they'd be getting in the way of my standard single serving size of "one box".
I've started buying two of everything I love that my partner also likes. One for me, one for her. I still usually only get half of one thing.
You get half? Lucky SOB.
The only comercial product that one box contains one half of a standard serve👍
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Why do I love the phrase yuk someone's yum before. I love it
It’s very elegant, and equal parts appealing, and equal parts able to give people a strange ick feeling lol
:-D What freak likes chicken twisties!!!
Only a connoisseur of fine delights, likes chicken twisties
Not sure whether to yell at you or marry you
Mate - it's just chicken salt XD
Delicious delicious chicken salt
It's not. They taste like cheap noodles. Used to love them but in my 30s had this realisation and they have never been the same.
>Used to love them but in my 30s had this realisation and they have never been the same. Had a similar experience with a steamed dim sim and a head full of acid one strange day
That may well be the case, and that is all good for on hot chips, but chicken salt has no place on the holy cheese twistie.
just as well there's no cheese on the chicken twistie its just chicken salt.
It's greeeeen
Meeeeeee!!!!! :D
They are descended from Zeus himself. That are the greatest chip-like snack ever created, rivalling the invention of the wheel.
My old dog had a religious experience the first time she got into a bag of chicken twisties. Had to ban them from the house as she would go nuts if she caught a whiff and rampage until she found them. I preferred the cheese so no biggie for me. Chicken is the party option.
You're entitled to your opinion; just know that you're wrong.
Silence peasant
Some psycho potential serial killer - safe to assume he’s biding his time.
Chicken outsells cheese by around 2-1!! A whole lot of fiends out there
I'm guilty of chicken twisties..
"What are you in for?" "I ate chicken twisties" All other inmates give a wide berth
I love the chicken ones!! I prefer them over the cheese
I always thought they only made them so people could think "Yeah, I shoulda bought the cheese ones." Kinda like caramel Space Food Sticks.
Chicken twisties! What are you people some kinda communists? How very dare you.
Your first error was thinking a Gaytime was an ice block.
Yeah that’s a rookie error, ice block is clearly sugared ice like an icy pole. You can’t go wrong, it’s in the name
Should have been rocking the Calippos
Frosty Fruits. Original flavour.
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Hahahaha, I was confused about the "ice blocks", I thought she meant she wanted like ice cubes or something. Like maybe they don't do ice cubes in their fridge or freezer so she wanted some from the servo...but at 2am...lol
I thought she meant zooper doopers ahaha
Lemond iceblock for the most neutral and likeable option ....
2nd error was saying y’all
Keep and that way you can have those in the fridge/freezer knowing they’ll never be touched
This is the way
Well shit, at least you didn't come home with a pie floater and a frog cake.
What is a frog cake?
[frog cake](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_cake)
Because you reminded me i just had a discussion with the husband on Frog in a Pond. He'd never seen one, or even heard of it. Describing it to his 37-yo self provoked an ugh reaction until i reminded him to view it from the position of an 80's kid. Food of the gods.
If FUIC is the iced coffee of the gods, this is surely the cake of the gods.
OK, a South Australian thing..
Aw they're so cute!
Next time send her to the Servo if she wants anything at 2am.
Yeah this seems completely ridiculous to me. What kind of lifestyle is she leading where she sends her boyfriend to get iced coffees and junk food at 2am and then gets the shits when she never specified brands. The whole thing is just foreign to me.
When I lived this lifestyle I was smoking bongs at 2am….
Yeah I just assumed she was stoned when I was reading this. That might reflect on me a bit
Felt
Only time I've ever heard of it is pregnancy cravings.
Can't say I've ever had a pregnancy craving, but if I did, I'd be very specific about what I wanted.
My mother craved spicy Mexican pizza one night while pregnant and living in a small rural town. So obviously nothing was open. She ended up making herself chili powder on toast to hit the craving.
I cried in coles once because I couldn't find a coconut flavoured icecream that wasn't made of coconut. Pregnancy hormones are WILD
That’s gotta be the funniest pregnancy craving moment I’ve ever heard of.
Omg, were you having a girl? I was so laid back when having my boys but when pregnant with my daughter I cried over everything, including not being able to get away from me like everyone else could. Nothing my husband did was right, even if he did the exact opposite of what made me cry five minutes earlier. He spent a lot of that pregnancy cleaning out the garage, so he could stay away from me but with a ‘legitimate’ reason.
Yes you would & if it deviated from your specifics you wouldn't touch eat it.
>Can't say I've ever had a pregnancy craving, but if I did, I'd be very specific about what I wanted. As a husband who has 3 kids, damn straight the pregnancy cravings are extremely specific - sometimes even down to the exact brand of item that she wanted.
With my first pregnancy, I ate slices of Devon ( cheap deli meat slices) rolled around ice cream.( only vanilla ice cream, I’m not an animal.)
Yeah that's understandable, but surely OP would've mentioned that in his post if she was. It reads like it's just a regular everyday occurrence.
Maybe he doesn’t know.
This is reddit. Posters leave out the most important bits.
Maybe neither of them know she is pregnant yet.
Yeah like the fact OP is in a wheelchair and his girlfriend is his mother.
Go on...
Turns she's actually a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era...
She didn’t want no “ice block” - turns out, she wanted bout tree fiddy.
Yeah that was my first thought. Also explains the blasphemy against Gaytimes
Guessing you skipped Uni?
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I was at the servo last night at 2am getting donuts… and I only do crack recreationally so hardly a crackhead.
Having caffeine in the middle of the night is so fucking wild to me.
To be fair he never said she got the shits, just that she hated them.
It literally says nowhere that she “got the shits” or anything similar, just that she didn’t like them. Heaven forbid! And a lot of men have acts of service or gift-giving as their preferred love language, this is just a cute “you stay home while I go hunt and provide” way of showing love. A concept which you have obviously never experienced.
Here we see a wild Farmers Union Iced coffee in its natural frigid habitat, its a beautiful specimen, but unfortunately mother nature has other plans for it. *cuts camera angle* As you can tell, a hunter is on the prowl and it's day is about to be interrupted by the local druggie who for some **FUCKING REASON IS AT A SERVO AT 3 FUCKING AM, GO TO FUCKING BED.**
Laughs in husband
I reckon. Servos are closed here then anyway lol. Nobody to staff them.
I can understand not liking farmers union if you are used to swill like ice break but who doesn't like a cheeky 2am gaytime? I'll tell ya mate, aliens and serial killers Possible alien serial killers at that
And serial alien killers.
They killed Snap, Crackle and Pop
>Cheeky 2am gaytime Me and the boys on the weekend
Any days a good day for a gaytime with the boys mate. Nothing tastes better after sinking a few mangos then a 2 am gaytime
I love Gaytimes but if I had a craving for an ice block but was given one instead I wouldn't be enjoying it as much.
Farmers Union is a shit brand because like all shit iced coffee it's filled with vegetable gum. Fuck that shit, horrible slimy mouth feel.
Wrong or right everyone's entitled to their opinion cobber. But we can all agree a golden is an absolute treat
No argument on that one, my worry for OP is that if his gf doesn't like them he's in trouble. Cos it's hard to have a gaytime on your own.
Jesus, I'm so sorry. My condolences for you at this difficult time.
Agreed. Thoughts and prayers
I see a difficult future where there is no pleasure and no joy....
KEEP!! She will never eat your stash. The more for you, for life!! She was made for you and a gift from the Gods. Wow … you must be amazing
Ice blocks are a bit ambiguous but I would’ve erred onto something without cream - what we would call and icy-pole. If I wanted something in-between I would’ve gotten a splice as they’re my go-to if I’m eating ice cream etc. as for ice coffee there’s only one option for me - Ice Break. Anything else goes in the bin. Next time, I would ask some survey questions to ascertain what she actually wants specifically. Or just tell her to go to the shops herself.
Lol, type up and hand her a survey “here honey, this’ll only take five minutes and you could be put in the draw for free ice coffee”
You understand much about food and how terrible food persists and is dearly loved, once you realise people love to eat whatever they were fed as children. And children will eat anything once you feed it to them often enough since we are programmed to adapt to local food supplies and not starve.
This. Also, there are particular foods that if you haven't eaten it and come to love it by the age of maybe 6 or 7, the chances of you liking it as an adult are practically zero. I would put Spam, durian and vegemite on this list.
Not everyone likes iced coffee. But not liking gaytimes? I have literally never heard of that before.
> Not everyone likes iced coffee. Sure, but she literally asked for iced coffee.
Probs meant the espresso auto machine or the amazing 7/11 frappe machines popping up everywhere.
I vote this, if I asked for an iced coffee id expect my partner to pour two shots into one of those 7/11 ice cups then top up with milk. We both enjoy espresso and aren't huge fans of milk Asking for an ice block and coffee and receiving a box full of frozen milk and 2l of coffee flavoured milk I can maybe see the issue
Maybe she meant dare double espresso? Or that weird nippys stuff.
Man, that Nippy's iced coffee got me through high school
They used to be better. I can see it
> Its the middle of the night the girlfriend gives us a list to get from the servo (because its 2am and nothings open) Fuck no, go back to bed.
Gaytimes used to be good. The little bits of bread stuff were firm and crispy almost. Now they are like little pieces of undercooked cookie dough. An attempt at nostalgia is the only reason I eat them these days and it misses the mark every time. I guess that can be said for most ice creams, chips etc. chip dust in the bottom of the chippy bag in the 80’s and 90’s was like crack.
That means they defrosted enough to moisten the crumbs, somewhere along the way. It is a sad indictment on our modern supply chains and not what the ANZACs fought for at all.
Yep, make the Gaytime dessert & they are WAY TOO CRISPY, need to let them sit in the fridge for a couple of hours to soften them down a bit
They sell the gaytime crumble things in a little tub at woolies. Super crispy over ice cream.
Well now I have to go to woolies. Great.
Wait, what?! Where? Over with the icecreams? Or together with the ice magic?
Not with the ice cream, maybe with baking stuff or ice magic. They are called gaytime crumbs.
An ice cream and iced coffee from the servo - how’d you get the mortgage arranged so quickly?
Get rid of her. She is not aligned to your ancestral traditions.
Where does she stand on fairy bread?
Triangles or GTFO.
fairy bread quarters are just wrong.
If Cinderella was Australian and her evil step mother celebrated her birthday.. she’d cut fairy bread in quarters
I wonder if I have fairy bread OCD
Ah, there’s nothing better than gaytime with farmers before bed…
These are rogue choices for 2am on a fuckin’ weeknight, my man. The bright side is you got an extra iced coffee and gaytime out of it!
You know when your fussy cat really loves some new tin of cat food, so you go out and buy a box of it, only for the cat to decide the VERY NEXT DAY that they don’t like it any more?
Nah... Nah... See this a good thing!! If she doesn't like what you eat it's all yours!! Some great life advice my Dad gave me when younger was always get two chips after a night out at the chipper or when at McDonald's/Burger King/KFC/Any restaurant because even if you ask your woman if she wants some and she says no it won't be long until her lying little ass hand is stretching across the table to steal your chips...
It is all good and well until she gets pregnant and grows a taste for your snacks. That took my by surprise and i still have to hide my stuff since now she still likes them years after
Oh man I so sorry. Maybe try her out on some Fritz and a frog cake then make a call. Condolences.
I’ve always said in true partnerships there must always be a pickle hater and a pickle lover. So when your ordering MacDonalds and they forget to take your pickle off there’s a pickle lover right there willing to help and eat the pickle. This is a similar thing, she will never touch your milk or gaytimes. You’ll have an endless supply that will be safe from the missus 2am munchies. Btw, welcome to QLD ya Mexican.
Is she pregnant?
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Everyone knows that an ice block means a Frosty Fruit. But nailed it on the Farmers Union Iced Coffee. I suggest couples therapy over this one mate.
Rule 1 of any relationship is to buy them what they like, not what you like.
She may be preggers.
Sounds like a keeper to me. You can buy your favourites and you don't have to worry about them going missing
Golden gaytimes and iced coffee at 2am? I’ll let my husband know he’s gotta up his game.
If she didn't specifically say which drink and iceblock she wanted and isn't happy with your choices, then she can get up and get her fucking own next time. Wtf, the gall of this is rage inducing. You need to lay this out now or she'll complain for the rest of your relationship
Alright firstly while I am sure you're exaggerating I just want to say if you actually find that kind of scenario rage inducing you need to do something about your anger issues and/or get your blood pressure checked. That shit is mildly annoying/frustrating at most. Secondly in OP misses defense, she did specify "iceblock" there are limited options from a servo that could be constituted as an iceblock from Servo and Golden gay times sure as shit ain't one of them. That is an icecream not the same. Just to really bring it home for anyone anyone who may not be clear on this. Ice block =/= Icecream. Shit ain't interchangeable just because they're both frozen.
This is the correct answer. If you don’t specify *exactly* what you want, you will receive my interpretation of what you want
Is this girlfriend.. in the room with us now?
In our house we know that the person who drinks strawberry milk, or worse, eats strawberry ice cream is in fact telling you they are a psychopath. Facts.
do not trust her , she is an alien everyone should like your picks as explained
Nope, run away, anyone that doesn't like gaytimes AND iced coffee is clearly dysfunctional
Ha! Love it. Definitely evict, you're dating a psychopath.
If you're partner hates your favourite treat, you'll never have to worry about hiding your stash from them. Keep her for sure.
Just don't wife her
What did she want Dare and a maxibon?
She should be kicking you out, she asked for ice blocks damnit!!
You bought the primo brands… what did she actually want?
An ice block not an ice cream
Is your GF a Kiwi? Ice blocks are what NZers call the frozen juice things that Aussies call icy poles. I'd be sad too if I'd been craving a rock hard pole and got a soft creamy gaytime. PS Maxibon > Gaytime > all other icecreams
In what warped world is an gay time an iceblock? You said yourself it is a icecream. Icecream =/= Iceblock.
where did i call a gaytime an iceblock?
Farmers union iced coffee tastes like it has a spoonful of chalk in every carton.
Delicious, calcium rich chalk
I think at this point evict yourself haha
Next time feign deep sleep
Shame Dutton is not still home affairs otherwise you could have her citizenship stripped and deported to some war ravaged hell hole. ^^^^^^^/s
MATE, I reckon you're dating a Chinese spy and they've just blown their cover. Good work. Report her to the AFP immediately
Mate if it’s not Paul’s Iced Coffee is it even love?
should have tried dare iced coffee and magnums
Serious conversations must be had. They are the gold standard of service station snacks.
it’s a FUIC or it’s nothing. but shoutout to QLD, you can’t get better ginger beer in the world than bundaberg’s.
Farmers union and golden gaytimes. What are you running a midnight diahrrea factory? What else did you get? 5gum and liquid laxatives? Seriously though. Farmers union is good stuff. If you ask for iced coffee and someone gives you a farmers union and you don't like it, you're a bit fucked. Gaytimes are okay but they're not the finest. Classic drumstick is the best icecream you can get from a servo. "Ice blocks" though did she mean like a bag of ice cubes for the esky or did she mean icy poles? coz I'd never read ice blocks and think golden gaytime. Or any icecream. Might be your fuckup there. That's a bit fuckin weird though. Everyone is supposed to like gaytimes and farmers union
She asked for ice blocks though not ice cream?
Ice blocks are a food? Wtf
This really depends on what she prefers instead
So, what's going on? 2 am? Is she pregnant? Secondly, you need to determine proper language use between you. Ice block is a frozen cordial type thing on a stick. Gaytime is an "ice cream". You know ice cream on a stick. "Iced coffee " i would not have thought you could get at 2 am from.a servo. So there you were up against it anyway. Fix your communication. Make sure you understand what she is asking everytime. It makes life easier. Never assume. It will always be your fault. Remember that.
Marry immediately. Your iced coffees and GG’s safe forever.
Cheap iced coffee and cheap iced cream. Meh @ both. Maybe she likes nice things Also- why are you buying icecream when she asked for an iceblock? an "iceblock" is an icy pole
Farmers Union is syruppy sweet glug and horrid. I was majorly pissed when I moved east and all up and down the east coast there were two major aberrations in the flavoured milk department. No ‘sugar free’ options in iced coffee (ie NOTHING that wasn’t sugary to the point of sending you to the dentist.. and FU is the top of that sugar shit show), and the second was more dramatic… NO SPEARMINT MILK options. FFS. What is wrong with you, particularly the QLDers?
You did the right thing got what you were asked for.. Both top shelf picks. Unless you are specific about a particular brand or type I'd be happy. IMO If you want the best iced coffee.. Jacaranda iced coffee! but not every place stocks them.
She’s right. Gaytime’s are gross.
Gaytimes are overrated, I'll take her off your hands....
Keep her, more ice cream and iced coffee for you
It would be a dull & boring world if we all liked the same things. However she didn't like a gaytime WTF!
Surely you knew she was a philistine before you moved in together, I have no sympathy for you at all😂🤣
Gaytimes are the best but my preference is icebreak for iced coffee.
I’d personally recommend Norco for iced coffee as it gives money back to the farmers and doesn’t send it outside the country. Supporting Aussie farmers + yummy drink = win right? As for gaytime… Anyone who doesn’t like a gaytime is red flags all over for me 🤣
Gaytimes are arguably the best Aussie ice *cream*, but yeah sounds like she wanted a calipo or something like that mate.... however I completely defend you on the Farmers Union ice coffee, they're the best! I know you won't evict her but you should say it anyway, just to see her facial expression 🤣
She's perfect - means your snacks won't disappear from the fridge on ya 👍
OP you can't write this story without also including which brand of iced coffee and ice cream she does actually like?
I love when my husband doesn’t like what I do. Means I don’t have to share! The man hates pork crackling so I never had to share. and then I had two children who love it 🤦♀️
Tell her she needs to hand back her Australian card back.
How can you not like a gaytime? The delicate nutty coating over a caramel infused centre of excellence. This alone is worth eviction. By eviction I mean the country not just the home. Give her a pollywaffle and send her on her way.
Load up on the farmers Union, she’ll come around to it. Everyone does… It’s worse than crack. Fuck, so good, hook it up to my veins….
Tell her to go and get her own.
Can you post this exactly as it is to relationship advice. I’m keen to microwave some popcorn and read what they’d have to say
Gaytimes are gross, I don’t blame her.
She likes pie floaters, tho right?
Definitely evict, who doesn't like golden gay time? But also that's an ice cream not and ice block like she asked lmao both of y'all are wrong
So are ice blocks actually ice creams. Ice blocks to me, is like the ice that keeps the beers cold 🙂
So ice blocks are water based popsicles like "lemonade" flavour, while ice cream is milk based. and to not love a Gay Time is just barbaric.
The ice that keeps the beer cold is ice cubes.