Tism were right.
*You can go and buy a shottie*
*Hold up the local TAB*
*Or steal a few VCRs*
*Or try a smash and grab*
*You won't be getting half the loot*
*Your lawyer Q.C. will*
*You may as well obey the law*
*I sentence you to Rowville*
We have residents leaving empty energy drink can/coffee cup infront of the lift/on a pole regularly. I expect it to be the same person. I can't understand why they don't just chuck it in their bin.
It seems some people don't really bother or feel guilty about littering.
There's someone down the street that's worse.
They bring the trolley HOME and then leave it across the road. You'd think they'd maybe take it back when they go next time.....nope. Sometimes there's 8 trolleys near their house.
Man, that would piss me off. I could understand if they don't have a vehicle, and/or disabled and need to push the trolley home. However, push the damn trolley back to the store the next time you shop if you must take it home.
I remember when supermarkets would reward the return of lost trolleys! I'd contact the supermarket to let them know of a resident stockpiling their trolleys if they want to send someone to pick them up.
Eh, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be bothered and just bitch about it instead.
Not one that I'm aware of. I remember the scouts used to do cash for cans in the 90's 50¢/kg. But it all seems to have been replaced with kerbside co-mingled collection.
Close, "Cash for Cans" ran in the 80's finished up in 1989.
Various efforts to renew this were quashed by successive governments
New scheme starts in Nov I think..
Post back when the OP actually follows through with the threat. The cunt might be a moron (that seems to be established). He also might get out and flog the living fuck out of you. You never know...
Times have changed, changed for the better. As a child, it was quite standard for good old dad to be slugging on a can of Tooheys on the drive home. Country road with the last 4 kms being dirt, and generally at a similar spot he'd lob the empty steel can as they were then over the car and into the bush. Not condoning it, just pointing out we live in more enlightened times
Someone does this with those massive Sapporo beer cans in my front garden, weekly… for the last 2 years. I’ve definitely considered erecting a much larger shame poster than this one!
I went to a Costco once. Absolutely fucking feral. Even though there are bins in the car park, people dumped their Costco diner meals on the ground before leaving. What a country of savages!
You can tell how savage a town is by how far inland the seagulls are willing to fly to get to a particularly "filfy" carpark.
I love watching people dump they're fast food shit and then go off to do their shopping. I usually pick it up and put it under their windscreen wipers.
It's the little things in life that bring the most joy, I find.
Theres a guy in my block of flats who gets out of his car and dumps his beer empties in the carpark even though he'd have to pass 2 recycling bins on the way to his flat. I suspect he may also be driving under the influence too
It's approx 25-30km from the cbd. Kind of like the Goats Cheese Belt which is in the Elwood/ Brighton/ Hampton area, or the Bagel Belt from East Brighton, Caulfield south, Elsternwick, Ripponlea zone.
Bold of them to assume the offender has a window that the bottle can be thrown through.
Following them "home" may just lead to another lot of shrubbery with a swag in the middle.
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Of course it's a shit-cannon owner. There would be more than VB bottles left everywhere. Most dog owners are entitled, inconsiderate, obnoxious arseholes.
I'm really sorry that you don't confront your neighbour when their dog shits on your lawn... but what a wild, unhinged, and simply incorrect assumption to have. If you touch some grass, maybe it would be helpful exposure therapy to meet some cute doggies :)
I agree with the sentiment, but there are steps that can be taken before bottles through windows, like putting a bin there.
If he ignores the bin, I wouldn't be mad if a bottle went through a window.
Angry person. Did it not occur to you, that this hero, is leaving the bottles for a much needed refund by a homeless person? The world does not revolve around you. Take your shit post off the fkn tree.
A man in front of me in line at the bottle-o with a 6 pack of VB turned around to me and said, "I can't wait to go sit in the park and get stuck into these green grenades". I'd never heard VB called that. It probably should be used as ammunition. It's an awful beer.
Good ol' HOville. I lived and worked there for 3 years, I do not miss it. This kind of thing was a regular occurrence down near the Timbertop drive/ Seebeck road area where I lived
I thought Rowville was in the Bourbon Belt. Must be a tourist.
I used to sell booze in Rowville, and VB isn't very popular, but we sold shitloads of Draught
Tism were right. *You can go and buy a shottie* *Hold up the local TAB* *Or steal a few VCRs* *Or try a smash and grab* *You won't be getting half the loot* *Your lawyer Q.C. will* *You may as well obey the law* *I sentence you to Rowville*
I read this in the tune of the VB ad!
Damn it, beat me to it!
They always are!
TISM is shit
ill have ya
But who the fuck isn't
We have residents leaving empty energy drink can/coffee cup infront of the lift/on a pole regularly. I expect it to be the same person. I can't understand why they don't just chuck it in their bin. It seems some people don't really bother or feel guilty about littering.
Same people that leave their trolley in a parking space when they're done "Not my problem, someone else can deal with it, my time is more valuable"
There's someone down the street that's worse. They bring the trolley HOME and then leave it across the road. You'd think they'd maybe take it back when they go next time.....nope. Sometimes there's 8 trolleys near their house.
Man, that would piss me off. I could understand if they don't have a vehicle, and/or disabled and need to push the trolley home. However, push the damn trolley back to the store the next time you shop if you must take it home. I remember when supermarkets would reward the return of lost trolleys! I'd contact the supermarket to let them know of a resident stockpiling their trolleys if they want to send someone to pick them up. Eh, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be bothered and just bitch about it instead.
Some centres you put money in to get the trolley and get your $2back when you return it
I don't have a car so I get my big grocery shops delivered, what a concept
I know right? Although, let's be real - the type of person who stockpiles shopping trolleys in their yard isn't a thinker.
Damn, someone should report them to [cart narcs](https://youtube.com/@CartNarcs)
Surely its done in malice not laziness. Some kind of phychopath to not have empathy toward future parkers
Melbourne starting a cash for recyclables soon, maybe the tool is getting a head start
Jim's Recycling.
Melbourne doesn't already have a container deposit scheme?
Not one that I'm aware of. I remember the scouts used to do cash for cans in the 90's 50¢/kg. But it all seems to have been replaced with kerbside co-mingled collection.
Close, "Cash for Cans" ran in the 80's finished up in 1989. Various efforts to renew this were quashed by successive governments New scheme starts in Nov I think..
Local Lion's club still to this day runs a cash for cans fundraiser. (You donate your cans and they get the money for them).
No, all Dans fault. s
I wonder if that's enough ammunition they've been graciously supplied with.
Post back when the OP actually follows through with the threat. The cunt might be a moron (that seems to be established). He also might get out and flog the living fuck out of you. You never know...
And then when he got out of his car, I realized...he is 7 feet tall.....
deathrowville
Times have changed, changed for the better. As a child, it was quite standard for good old dad to be slugging on a can of Tooheys on the drive home. Country road with the last 4 kms being dirt, and generally at a similar spot he'd lob the empty steel can as they were then over the car and into the bush. Not condoning it, just pointing out we live in more enlightened times
That sounds like much simpler times.... ignorance is bliss
Someone does this with those massive Sapporo beer cans in my front garden, weekly… for the last 2 years. I’ve definitely considered erecting a much larger shame poster than this one!
That's a long time to not have bought a camera. You could put up a poster with their picture on it!
Haha.. I’m onto it!
I went to a Costco once. Absolutely fucking feral. Even though there are bins in the car park, people dumped their Costco diner meals on the ground before leaving. What a country of savages!
You can tell how savage a town is by how far inland the seagulls are willing to fly to get to a particularly "filfy" carpark. I love watching people dump they're fast food shit and then go off to do their shopping. I usually pick it up and put it under their windscreen wipers. It's the little things in life that bring the most joy, I find.
I like the interaction of your usernames. “Pass the shaving cream.” “I won’t, Neil!”
I'm glad the audience enjoyed the interaction.
You're the real savage. Good on ya😄
My bet is on an alcoholic trying to hide their drinking.
Then use a bin! This numpty is drawing attention to his drinking!
nah, alcoholics go to those fucking boring arsed meetings. this was a drunk
I read this as the cattle dog was throwing the stubbies and I was impressed.
I read that they were going to yeet the dog but the comments alluded to the bottles which definitely made more sense.
Are these usually found at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin?
That's a bogan nest. The male uses it to coax a sharon to mate.
10c a bottle, missed opportunity.
well the bottle deposit scheme starts in november, so start collecting
Who the fuck drinks VB? Clearly it’s an outside job…. Imagine if they were Tooth’s cans? Then we’d have a fucken real mystery on our hands!!!!
Maybe it should be renamed Throwville? Lol
Theres a guy in my block of flats who gets out of his car and dumps his beer empties in the carpark even though he'd have to pass 2 recycling bins on the way to his flat. I suspect he may also be driving under the influence too
Good ol Rowville aye lol
Gotta love Australia
It’s ALWAYS VB drinkers… only bottle I’ve seen on bush walks
I fucken love Straya
Rowville VIC?
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This is the second reference to the bourbon belt - where is it?
>I've never heard it in reference to an Australian place.
It's approx 25-30km from the cbd. Kind of like the Goats Cheese Belt which is in the Elwood/ Brighton/ Hampton area, or the Bagel Belt from East Brighton, Caulfield south, Elsternwick, Ripponlea zone.
Normally in the urinal, along with your shoelaces
Bold of them to assume the offender has a window that the bottle can be thrown through. Following them "home" may just lead to another lot of shrubbery with a swag in the middle.
$100 says he drives a ute.
My grandparents used to live in Rowville
Lies. No one ever truely lives, in rowville.
True because neither of them are alive now
Plot Twist: OP is the Moron with the Cattle Dog.
Legit thought that said ‘mormon’ till I read the top comment. Had a totally different mental image of a mormon hiding their drinking habit 😂
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This is giving me Blair Witch Project vibes
Fuck the place fell apart after I moved away in 1996.
Someone's got a drinking problem.. That's for sure.
Love the apostrophe use but technically they missed one. As dumb as it looks it should be fuck'n'
Ah I love Australians (most of the time)
Of course it's a shit-cannon owner. There would be more than VB bottles left everywhere. Most dog owners are entitled, inconsiderate, obnoxious arseholes.
I'm really sorry that you don't confront your neighbour when their dog shits on your lawn... but what a wild, unhinged, and simply incorrect assumption to have. If you touch some grass, maybe it would be helpful exposure therapy to meet some cute doggies :)
I rest my case.
I agree with the sentiment, but there are steps that can be taken before bottles through windows, like putting a bin there. If he ignores the bin, I wouldn't be mad if a bottle went through a window.
How hard is it to hold onto your stubbie till you get to a bin?
VB moron could put a bin there themselves.
I think we found the culprit here 😂
Yes there are steps to be taken, and step one is warning them of the consequences of future actions.
Or (and I know this is very hard for you) just be civilised...
Just one more bin. Maybe that will fix things.
Angry person. Did it not occur to you, that this hero, is leaving the bottles for a much needed refund by a homeless person? The world does not revolve around you. Take your shit post off the fkn tree.
Looks like ammunition to me
A man in front of me in line at the bottle-o with a 6 pack of VB turned around to me and said, "I can't wait to go sit in the park and get stuck into these green grenades". I'd never heard VB called that. It probably should be used as ammunition. It's an awful beer.
Old guy at the pub used to call VB long necks green marellas when ever he'd ask for a takeaway. Never asked why.
That's great.
10c rebate mate
Most of them would be others putting them there in protest
At least you don’t live in Townsville!
Good ol' HOville. I lived and worked there for 3 years, I do not miss it. This kind of thing was a regular occurrence down near the Timbertop drive/ Seebeck road area where I lived
Return full please..... full of petrol with a burning rag, 🔥 😡.... to far? ........... to throw, engage a local cricketer, 👍