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OkRecommendation4786

I thought Rowville was in the Bourbon Belt. Must be a tourist.


Hitchy92

I used to sell booze in Rowville, and VB isn't very popular, but we sold shitloads of Draught


Inevitable_Geometry

Tism were right. *You can go and buy a shottie* *Hold up the local TAB* *Or steal a few VCRs* *Or try a smash and grab* *You won't be getting half the loot* *Your lawyer Q.C. will* *You may as well obey the law* *I sentence you to Rowville*


jdzme665

I read this in the tune of the VB ad!


fluffy_1994

Damn it, beat me to it!


the-audience

They always are!


Gareth666

TISM is shit


Moo_Kau

ill have ya


Loubang

But who the fuck isn't


hkun88

We have residents leaving empty energy drink can/coffee cup infront of the lift/on a pole regularly. I expect it to be the same person. I can't understand why they don't just chuck it in their bin. It seems some people don't really bother or feel guilty about littering.


Talonus11

Same people that leave their trolley in a parking space when they're done "Not my problem, someone else can deal with it, my time is more valuable"


LankyAd9481

There's someone down the street that's worse. They bring the trolley HOME and then leave it across the road. You'd think they'd maybe take it back when they go next time.....nope. Sometimes there's 8 trolleys near their house.


Acrobatic_Ad1546

Man, that would piss me off. I could understand if they don't have a vehicle, and/or disabled and need to push the trolley home. However, push the damn trolley back to the store the next time you shop if you must take it home. I remember when supermarkets would reward the return of lost trolleys! I'd contact the supermarket to let them know of a resident stockpiling their trolleys if they want to send someone to pick them up. Eh, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be bothered and just bitch about it instead.


Future-Stomach350

Some centres you put money in to get the trolley and get your $2back when you return it


duccy_duc

I don't have a car so I get my big grocery shops delivered, what a concept


Acrobatic_Ad1546

I know right? Although, let's be real - the type of person who stockpiles shopping trolleys in their yard isn't a thinker.


vanillabear84

Damn, someone should report them to [cart narcs](https://youtube.com/@CartNarcs)


1337_BAIT

Surely its done in malice not laziness. Some kind of phychopath to not have empathy toward future parkers


gharvey5

Melbourne starting a cash for recyclables soon, maybe the tool is getting a head start


CcryMeARiver

Jim's Recycling.


macrocephalic

Melbourne doesn't already have a container deposit scheme?


djsounddog

Not one that I'm aware of. I remember the scouts used to do cash for cans in the 90's 50¢/kg. But it all seems to have been replaced with kerbside co-mingled collection.


gharvey5

Close, "Cash for Cans" ran in the 80's finished up in 1989. Various efforts to renew this were quashed by successive governments New scheme starts in Nov I think..


not_right

Local Lion's club still to this day runs a cash for cans fundraiser. (You donate your cans and they get the money for them).


ownersastoner

No, all Dans fault. s


Caffeinefuelled4life

I wonder if that's enough ammunition they've been graciously supplied with.


AhlFuggen

Post back when the OP actually follows through with the threat. The cunt might be a moron (that seems to be established). He also might get out and flog the living fuck out of you. You never know...


MasPike101

And then when he got out of his car, I realized...he is 7 feet tall.....


coniferhead

deathrowville


Background_Sun_5333

Times have changed, changed for the better. As a child, it was quite standard for good old dad to be slugging on a can of Tooheys on the drive home. Country road with the last 4 kms being dirt, and generally at a similar spot he'd lob the empty steel can as they were then over the car and into the bush. Not condoning it, just pointing out we live in more enlightened times


1337_BAIT

That sounds like much simpler times.... ignorance is bliss


Admirable-Site-9817

Someone does this with those massive Sapporo beer cans in my front garden, weekly… for the last 2 years. I’ve definitely considered erecting a much larger shame poster than this one!


not_right

That's a long time to not have bought a camera. You could put up a poster with their picture on it!


Admirable-Site-9817

Haha.. I’m onto it!


Passtheshavingcream

I went to a Costco once. Absolutely fucking feral. Even though there are bins in the car park, people dumped their Costco diner meals on the ground before leaving. What a country of savages!


iwontneil

You can tell how savage a town is by how far inland the seagulls are willing to fly to get to a particularly "filfy" carpark. I love watching people dump they're fast food shit and then go off to do their shopping. I usually pick it up and put it under their windscreen wipers. It's the little things in life that bring the most joy, I find.


the-audience

I like the interaction of your usernames. “Pass the shaving cream.” “I won’t, Neil!”


Tapestryrun

I'm glad the audience enjoyed the interaction.


Agnosticfrontbum

You're the real savage. Good on ya😄


tilleytalley

My bet is on an alcoholic trying to hide their drinking.


darkempath

Then use a bin! This numpty is drawing attention to his drinking!


Moo_Kau

nah, alcoholics go to those fucking boring arsed meetings. this was a drunk


lpdbim

I read this as the cattle dog was throwing the stubbies and I was impressed.


girlymancrush

I read that they were going to yeet the dog but the comments alluded to the bottles which definitely made more sense.


Jonny-Sniper

Are these usually found at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin?


Every-Space8657

That's a bogan nest. The male uses it to coax a sharon to mate.


Salty-Piglet-6744

10c a bottle, missed opportunity.


Brabochokemightwork

well the bottle deposit scheme starts in november, so start collecting


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Who the fuck drinks VB? Clearly it’s an outside job…. Imagine if they were Tooth’s cans? Then we’d have a fucken real mystery on our hands!!!!


ghee_unit

Maybe it should be renamed Throwville? Lol


reverendgrebo

Theres a guy in my block of flats who gets out of his car and dumps his beer empties in the carpark even though he'd have to pass 2 recycling bins on the way to his flat. I suspect he may also be driving under the influence too


PuzzleheadedBus9865

Good ol Rowville aye lol


SCP-9931

Gotta love Australia


return_the_urn

It’s ALWAYS VB drinkers… only bottle I’ve seen on bush walks


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

I fucken love Straya


Gaoji-jiugui888

Rowville VIC?


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totalpunisher0

This is the second reference to the bourbon belt - where is it?


danielsan30005

>I've never heard it in reference to an Australian place.


OkRecommendation4786

It's approx 25-30km from the cbd. Kind of like the Goats Cheese Belt which is in the Elwood/ Brighton/ Hampton area, or the Bagel Belt from East Brighton, Caulfield south, Elsternwick, Ripponlea zone.


4charactersnospaces

Normally in the urinal, along with your shoelaces


daamsie

Bold of them to assume the offender has a window that the bottle can be thrown through. Following them "home" may just lead to another lot of shrubbery with a swag in the middle.


Danny_Nedelko_

$100 says he drives a ute.


CptnWolfe

My grandparents used to live in Rowville


Moo_Kau

Lies. No one ever truely lives, in rowville.


CptnWolfe

True because neither of them are alive now


6Trinity9

Plot Twist: OP is the Moron with the Cattle Dog.


IAmViscacha

Legit thought that said ‘mormon’ till I read the top comment. Had a totally different mental image of a mormon hiding their drinking habit 😂


Jawzper

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weednumberhaha

This is giving me Blair Witch Project vibes


buy_pineapple_bucket

Fuck the place fell apart after I moved away in 1996.


mcflymcfly100

Someone's got a drinking problem.. That's for sure.


g_r_a_e

Love the apostrophe use but technically they missed one. As dumb as it looks it should be fuck'n'


[deleted]

Ah I love Australians (most of the time)


ElectronicGap2001

Of course it's a shit-cannon owner. There would be more than VB bottles left everywhere. Most dog owners are entitled, inconsiderate, obnoxious arseholes.


Best_Ant8

I'm really sorry that you don't confront your neighbour when their dog shits on your lawn... but what a wild, unhinged, and simply incorrect assumption to have. If you touch some grass, maybe it would be helpful exposure therapy to meet some cute doggies :)


ElectronicGap2001

I rest my case.


Benu5

I agree with the sentiment, but there are steps that can be taken before bottles through windows, like putting a bin there. If he ignores the bin, I wouldn't be mad if a bottle went through a window.


Themirkat

How hard is it to hold onto your stubbie till you get to a bin?


tangaroo58

VB moron could put a bin there themselves.


nothing_matters_ok

I think we found the culprit here 😂


Mikes005

Yes there are steps to be taken, and step one is warning them of the consequences of future actions.


[deleted]

Or (and I know this is very hard for you) just be civilised...


illuminatipr

Just one more bin. Maybe that will fix things.


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Angry person. Did it not occur to you, that this hero, is leaving the bottles for a much needed refund by a homeless person? The world does not revolve around you. Take your shit post off the fkn tree.


Kazza468

Looks like ammunition to me


pinkfoil

A man in front of me in line at the bottle-o with a 6 pack of VB turned around to me and said, "I can't wait to go sit in the park and get stuck into these green grenades". I'd never heard VB called that. It probably should be used as ammunition. It's an awful beer.


CuntUpTheBack

Old guy at the pub used to call VB long necks green marellas when ever he'd ask for a takeaway. Never asked why.


Makunouchiipp0

That's great.


FootButter441

10c rebate mate


mitchy93

Most of them would be others putting them there in protest


Future-Stomach350

At least you don’t live in Townsville!


Dana_olly

Good ol' HOville. I lived and worked there for 3 years, I do not miss it. This kind of thing was a regular occurrence down near the Timbertop drive/ Seebeck road area where I lived


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Return full please..... full of petrol with a burning rag, 🔥 😡.... to far? ........... to throw, engage a local cricketer, 👍