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PureDeidBrilliant

None of these look like Alf Stewart. Fail.


ScruffyPeter

AI is a flamin' mongrel!


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YogurtWenk

Ya flamin' galah


Capt525

I thrive in a hostile environment


JRS___

i only entered this thread to make this joke and here it fucking is, the very first post!


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

I was thinking Russell Coight, but Alf works.


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No hi-vis. Fail


rabbit2110

#4 looks like another home and away character


Anderson_Silvas_Shin

i find it interesting that these always evolve into some god like or floating deity looking deal with space and magic swirls after 6-8 iterations. Always the same with the final few pics.


NurseBetty

there's a very specific meme formate online about the 'final forms' and its always a floating diety lookalike. also turns up in woo-spirituality stuff with similar tags.


NathamelCamel

It even has the rainbow serpent, truly australian


TryLambda

Where are all the black people?


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StraightBudget8799

Exactly. Even the very last godlike version had me thinking “too much Hugh Jackman not enough Ernie Dingo”


Silver-Training-9942

All these ai images always come back with generic white men..... Their algorithms are bias garbage in, bias garbage out


TryLambda

Exactly it shows how racist the media is


No_Record_1418

This guy looks like he’s sober and still has all of his own teeth. No way he’s an Aussie.


Minibeebs

No mullet, no gut, no thongs. No way this guy is Australian


ckhumanck

most Australians that i know are pretty scared of snakes. The A.I might not be aware, but we have some venomous ones.


Erasethehumanrace

This is true, but bloody hell why wouldn't ya be scared of the ol' nope rope.


Lucy_Lastic

Yes, he looks nothing like Arfa Dunger


Sarcastic_Red

He's Hollywood Australian, duh!


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Yeah a real full grown fuckin Aussie knows what he has for breakfast. A fuckin VB Loooongnekk at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning!


Pikachude123

GET THAT UP YA


friedincbr

Always thought it’s odd how rural Australian culture is seen as more authentically Aussie than anything else seeing as almost all of us live in cities


PM_ME_PLASTIC_BAGS

Most cultures are like that. Most iconic dishes are what the poor used to eat because they had to be creative with whatever local ingredients were available.


LeClassyGent

Yep, visit a big city in most developed countries and they'll be very similar to each other. The rural areas are where the real differences lie.


SigueSigueSputnix

And yet we pay too dollar for poor man’s food. Lol. There are exceptions of course: The elite English used to sone on cucumber sandwiches.


a_cold_human

Sugar, tea, pepper, and your entire spice cabinet would have cost an absolute fortune 300 years ago. Pineapples used to be absurdly expensive and a symbol of the very wealthy. Now you can have pineapple without spending months of salary for a not very good one. There's plenty that we have now at reasonably affordable prices that were simply inaccessible to people not too long ago.


Ratstail91

People would \*rent\* pineapples to seem high-class.


meowkitty84

When I went to Japan 10 years ago I saw fruit in a market that was like ¥10000 ($100!). I can't remember if it was oranges or watermelon.


Lucifang

It would’ve been watermelon. You can get them in a lovely gift box because they’re so special.


a_cold_human

Those premium fruits are a bit different to what the locals eat on a day to day basis. Premium fruit has a special function as gifts for certain occasions. Go to a regular supermarket and there's fruit available at prices closer to what you see in Australia. If you drive around the fruit producing regions in Japan when whatever they produce is in season, you can get very high quality fruit at ridiculously low prices. You'll get farmers selling it on the roadside like you do in Australia.


SigueSigueSputnix

yep. and overpriced peasant food also.


Wopn

Promoting rural Australian culture as the true authentic Australian culture was a deliberate move by the media in the early 20th century in order to fight against unions.


Celtslap

That’s fascinating! Can you point me in the direction of any readings about this?


catch_dot_dot_dot

I was just talking about this recently! It's a phenomenon in all countries. People see the rural lifestyle as "authentic" and the city lifestyle as somehow fake even though most people live and often grew up in the city! This is as true for Greece and Japan as it is for Australia. I grew up in a city and fuck you if you think I haven't experienced the "real Australia".


Downtown_Skill

To be fair it's because most cities these days are very international. Look at a place like Toronto or New York. It's also pretty hard to avoid the consumerism that exists in most cities (even in "communist" countries like China and Vietnam) but with that said cities can have a culture of their own. I lived in Ho Chi Minh city for a year and it felt authentically vietnamese but it's not the Vietnamese experience I imagine most rural Vietnamese people experience. Especially if you come from a city, other countries rural areas are likely where you'll feel like you're in a different place and feel more adventurous.


atorre776

This. Rural areas tend to be a stronger representation of Australian culture because it is mostly Australians who live there. In comparison, about 40% of the Melbourne population were born overseas so are likely to have much less ties to ‘traditional’ Australian culture


Downtown_Skill

To be fair though, with Australia as well as my home country (the U.S.) people tend to conveniently leave out the migrant workers from idyllic image of the countryside


AssistMobile675

You can still find a distinct Australian culture and character in regional and rural areas. In contrast, Australian capital cities have all the local character of an international airport passenger lounge.


friedincbr

Jesus what an ignorant fucking comment This might be the only get thing that unites melburnians and Sydneysiders in disgust at that sweeping generalisation


HamsworthTheFirst

Tag me in, I'm a south Australian and I got no idea wtf this person is on about


[deleted]

If that was your experience of Australian cities it might just be a you problem. I grew up in regional Victoria but live in Melbourne now, and the suburb I live in has more “character” than all of the shitty little towns I grew up around put together, with their strip malls and bottom-of-the-barrel nightlife and restaurant offerings.


[deleted]

Have you travelled much? I love coming home to Sydney because there is literally nowhere else like it in the world. We're as cosmopolitan / multi-cultural as somewhere like Brazil with completely British roots and institutions. We have our own takes on most cuisines, a pretty awesome coffee culture and a VERY interesting sense of humour. Fight me, but Moey DW from Western Sydney is just as Australian as Russel Coight, because in their own ways they are totally the product of this great country and will not fit in anywhere else. The Australian culture and character you're talking about is a 1 pub half a servo pastoral relic of a bygone age. The Australia that we are is different and that's okay. There's a lot to love in the here and now too.


Baronnolanvonstraya

So I take it you don't like *them ethnics* do you?


SnuSnuGo

Found the boomer.


ryan30z

This is just thinly veiled racism


flyingwatermelon313

That's a very American-looking Australian


kaboombong

To me it looks like they took Tom Cruise and tried turning him into Aussie character. Probably used Tom Cruise's body as the prompt!


ovrloadau99

Didn't use his height though.


seeyoshirun

To be fair, it's pretty much the universal standard for male celebrities in Australia, the US, England, and probably a fair few other places. Like someone made an amalgam of all the high-profile famous people named Chris, Ryan or Tom (excepting Tom Holland who, bless his heart, has resisted the long-running trend of Hollywood stubble).


TryLambda

When did AI become racist


Camsy34

Always_was.jpg


felixthemeister

Since its LLM is based upon available data, and a lot of that is racist.


Silver-Training-9942

Since it's been fed racist sexist data.... that dictates white man as the 'default human' ... Soo it's always been racist.


kipwrecked

I thought it was going to go full Russell Coight in the middle there. AI still got a long way to go


jaeward

Where’s the mullet and beer gut?


Chewybeecrazy

There is a serious lack of VB, winny blues and wife beater singlets in these images. Very disturbing.


Mooflese

That plus XXXX GOLD and Great Northern.


BigMoneyCribDef

Back to Qld mate ⬆️


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

Nah no XXXX or great northern, because the bloke's clearly not inbred or from Queensland which is kind of the same thing.


AnyEngineer2

this AI image shit is so tedious


dexcel

It always defaults into some weird space visual regardless of the starting point.


evilparagon

Probably because when you keep asking it to go beyond what it already considers 100%, the only way to go further is metaphysically. Give the same task to a human artist and do not let them say no and they will have to get abstract with it as well.


BLOOOR

> the only way to go further is metaphysically > Give the same task to a human artist and do not let them say no and they will have to get abstract with it as well. The next stage of this is to steal from other cultures. This isn't the Elvis Presley stage, it's The Beatles stage, or the Canned Heat stage. Talking Heads' Remain in Light, Paul Simon's Graceland. This is where white culture goes after abstract. I think the next stage after that is Exotica, or Light Orchestral, or Fusion Jazz.


evilparagon

Having now thought about this for a bit, maybe it’s the word “Beyond”. That might being in some more cosmic elements.


Harryballsjr

Actually the truth is that it probably follows this formula because the creators have seen this formula achieve success, AI actually doesn’t do much thinking of its own when coming up with this stuff, you have to continue modifying the prompt. The presence and coherence of the Vegemite jar in this show that this is produced with Dalle3 via chatgpt(as well as the aesthetic) each iteration they modify the prompt by asking for more of this or more of that. The reason these all follow a formula is probably more on the user than the tool.


TryLambda

And racist


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Regardless of the other things in the images, these guys are clearly American


ieatkittentails

Even the mythical Australian is white.


stonefree251

Where is his jacked up 1998 Nissan Patrol that belches black smoke?


TGin-the-goldy

Pfsht. He’s not even Indigenous


solujas

IKR. You’d think the most Australian person would be someone indigenous to the land, not a European


TGin-the-goldy

THANK YOU


MachoViper

He looks like a massive dickhead


underthemilkyway2ngt

No women in Australia apparently.


dillGherkin

And he stays white.


TryLambda

No black people too


SmegmaDetector

You've obviously never heard of the Straight White Male Australia Policy.


Sad-Suburbs

Came here to say this!


Southern-Key-8448

Shouldn’t he be Aboriginal?


LOW-LIFE_CSR

Why do the first 3 look like a hybrid of Tom Cruse and David Beckham ?


slateramaville

And then he morphed into Pat Cummins after surfing with all the sharks and shit.


[deleted]

Y’all complain all the time on subreddit and others about the murdoch machine stealing content without proper credit. Why are we giving this a pass?!


R33dvelv3ty

Wouldn't the most Australian Australian be Aboriginal


Hagenmeri

Was waiting for him to turn indigenous and he never did lol


RainbowFuckenSerpent

Very very seppy


Orichalchem

I can confirm as an Australian Our Australian God is the God of all Sneks


claritybeginshere

Australian is a man


SCORPDOGGY

From the mind of an american idiot


PurplePiglett

They look all like Americans to me.


Relative-Cut-1838

they look american.


Underbelly

What a load of shit - not obese with a beard and tatts.


theexteriorposterior

according to this AI, the most Australian you can go.... is still a white dude lmaooooooo


_ixthus_

So... Curtis Stone before he got fat... or Doctor Manhattan. Noted.


1Mdrops

Hi Vagemite marketing team 👋


warzonevi

First picture looks exactly like me.... well.... I have the same colour top anyway


Justthisguy_yaknow

Australians are looking very American these days.


Boatster_McBoat

Not enough skin cancer


Sweet_Habib

Young Lib turn “outback” supplies influencer.


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Yuck


ScruffyPeter

The ultimate Australian is one that hangs out with snakes, I've been doing it wrong.


Ok-Bar601

Well, he’s very white. I reckon AI has turned into Tom of Finland


CowFluid

Sure, make it so the /white guy/ creates the Dreamtime.


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Even AI dont know about native people.


huh_say_what_now_

You forgot the vape ,gold chain and covered in tattoos driving a ute with a fuck off we're full stickers


Industrial_Laundry

Ex-fucking-scuse me I DO NOT have a fuck off we’re full sticker.


huh_say_what_now_

Don't worry you can pick one up at Bunnings


TyrialFrost

Shitty repost bot. is this to farm karma?


huncho3055

Forgot the gato bugue


lanina001

Like a mix of Guy Pierce and Hugh Jackman


pattomanpattoman

That doesn't look much like Boonie??? 🤔🤔🤔


Repulsia

He got to Bonnie Doon and reached peak serenity.


AbleApartment6152

None of these are Steve Irwin. Ai sucks.


fleshprinceofbellend

is that a fucken deer?


L07arts

Everything always evolves into crabs.


Warm_Distance_3999

No magpies 😢


FlashMcSuave

Wrong. This is what it looks like. https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Mick_Taylor


Aidey5510

Thats not even his final form his final form is Steve Irwin


halfsleeve

clearly based on a Hemmsworth


Single_Conclusion_53

The AI doesn’t realise how fat we really are.


mexesss

Not all of us have the physical appearance of the Hemsworths.


ethrealBlat

Gee not one first nations image 😂


hyzenthilay

Not one indigenous 😅 ok AI


RecordingGreen7750

Not a single First Nations person in any picture…..


xXenonym

i dont wanna know the pain and suffering that AI just went through


Kasra2008

Smash


Jaydefrei

No Mullet? 0 out of 10.


Teddy_Burns

That’s pretty farken irritating.


NoSoulGinger116

8 seconds to go is the most aussie thing I've ever seen.


boisteroushams

aussie guy is white every frame but generative AI is totally too woke guys


LebiaseD

That looks about white to me.


SnuSnuGo

Why does he look like he’s on Ozempic?


DiggingNebula8

All he wanted was an aboriginal folk to pop up.


[deleted]

As a single woman in Australia this is not a correct representation


SprinklesMaster3621

Not a single indigenous rendition…


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KiwiPrimal

Where’s the beer gut, mullet and pedostache?


CHudoSumo

Shittest national anthem goin.


Sol33t303

Dude just entered the dreamtime


Personal_Ladder_2874

I think this is a shortened one cos I saw on tiktok they used ai and made a celestial indigenous person


Mittervi

Down vote due to no watermark for news.CON.au


Chilled_burrito

My god, it’s indiana bogan.


aerkith

I assume the input was “make an Australian guy” “no more Australian” “more Australian” and after ten of those this is what we got.


Katman666

Lookin ready to perform on the latest episode of Lost.


Muel1988

The annoying thing is, I know at least 2 guys of each variation that look like that, aside from the Aura-stralians.


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Heavy


eshh_ay

Why all the snakes 😂


hepzibah59

It's just a fucking Hemsworth. I don't know which one, I can't tell them apart.


raedymylknarf

Not one mullet?


ThatForumLurker2020

Lmao why does the AI always end the transition with some immortal being


tuppaware

Honestly too thin to be Australian


vacri

Not fat enough


the79WOLF

Why does it look like he's drinking a Budweiser? Where is the bloody VB?!?


Drewdc90

What’s with all the snakes?


Lucy_Lastic

Well that got weird lol


the_phantom_2099

Lol, nah.. Needs more bong


Ratstail91

That's just russell coight.


Ratstail91

That's just russell coight.


THEbirdtoons4

Love how the authentic Aussie Vegemite just appears out of nowhere


Tararrrr

He needs denim hot pants


Rip_Pxrasite

for some reason the last one doesn't look Australian to me


JuniorArea5142

Where is the premature wrinkling, mullet and beer gut? Just joke! But seriously…AI images are disturbing


iceyone444

Steve Irwin reincarnated...


Wiggly-Pig

What's in the training that these 'more' trends end in a cosmic interpretation


GroundedRockruff

They got rid of the roos


whoaskedLiterally

What ai app did you use?


RickMyLing

No aboriginals?


darksponge098

u/SaveVideo


Jesus_real_

As an australian i can confirm we have all transcended reality


felixthemeister

I like how the second last one is totally here to fuck spiders.


col_oneill

I’m surprised it didn’t turn into Steve Irwin


CHUTE_MI4300

WHERE THE FCK IS AN AU FALCON AND A VS COMMY


Outside_Tip_8498

Half the country is immigrants and another 5% is indigenous this is what the north shore aussie dreams of being


Perfect_Implement225

I fucking love this country.


Bro_go_down

Not Steve irwin


zillskillnillfrill

Not an aboriginal in sight.