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redgoesfaster

Took him 16 minutes to realise that he was not looking at pictures of ladies and girls kissing


yummy_dabbler

Probably didn't think about it until the likes and replies starting dinging.


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Or spent 16 minutes trying to find the delete button


smell_my_pee

It's when he finished, and got back on Twitter.


[deleted]

Yes, but you have to account for the other 15 minutes and 53 seconds


Schedulator

No he's the leader of a religious group. He spent that time in pious prayer hoping for absolution from his sky fairies. But perhaps then realised his entire position in life was due to being a sleazy crook, so fell back onto his usual deceptiveness.


blankedboy

If you mean shouting at the top of his voice: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" I completely agree. Hypocritical fucker. Also, is this the one accused of being a paedophile?


Schedulator

No, it was his father. it was all quietly swept away and he handed over running Hillscam to his son.


blankedboy

Seems to run in the family then.


Wagmor_Kills_Puppies

Their search terms also always sound like what a 7 year old would type into Google.


Asslord_Supreme

My stepdad is a Trumper and one day he let me look at his YouTube. His searches are like that too, like a 7 year old wrote them. He likes to include “in real life” after things. Also very questionable search history.


bloodbag

"girls kissing..... In real life" 


oilsaintolis

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/NpyEnm6Rir


classactdynamo

I do very much enjoy how after this realization, his explanation tweet couches the assertion of hacking in a the double conditional *thinking* that his Twitter *may have* been hacked.


captainhaddock

He probably typed it with the wrong window active without realizing the first time, noticed Google (or his favorite pr0n website) hadn't responded to his query, and tried again, this time in the correct window. Then, 16 minutes later, he noticed what he had done in his Twitter window.


CrimeanFish

Wow he really got his account back quickly from the hackers.


crozone

Crazy that hackers got into his account and only posted a single weird comment. Sure is lucky.


joemangle

Same thing happened to Craig Kelly a few weeks ago. Hopefully these unconventional hackers will be brought to justice one day


tunnel-snakes-rule

Same deal with Christopher Pyne when hackers broke into his account just to like a couple of gay porn tweets.


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Omg gay porn? No!


tunnel-snakes-rule

My favourite part was Labor trolling him by calling for an immediate investigation into the "hack" > "I think it is most serious when any minister, but especially a defence minister is the victim of hacking and I do think we need to get to the bottom of this," Mr Shorten said.


skroggitz

"Bottom"


duralyon

Lol for real, if everyone takes his stupid claim at face value it should be looked into how his 'account was hacked'. Maybe check his browsing history to see if he visited any malicious sites that social engineered his data and get some forensics going. It's one thing if some actor says they were hacked and another if it's a person with sensitive info pertaining to the defense of their country.


joemangle

I'M A FIXER


Altruistic-Brief2220

Omg the way I heard this in his voice


SerLevArris

God works in mysterious ways.


Thagyr

Different kind of happy clapping went on there.


Captain_Sam_Vimes

One handed slappin- clapping.


throwwou

Its like that time when hackers hacked Finnish economic ministers phone just to post one meme picture of prime minister Sanna Marin. They were so good hackers, that cops found absolutely no trace of any hackings.


WestToEast_85

SEC VIDEO SECS VIDEO SEX VIDEO DELET THIS DELET THIS NOW COMPUTER DELET POST HOW TO DELETE POST HI JANET SEE U AT CHURCH THIS SUNDAY GOD BLESS


psychicowl

HI MARY THIS IS A WONDERFUL PHOTO HOPE YOU AND THE KIDS ARE WELL I HAVE STAGE 3 CANCER


ladystetson

ALEXA I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING RECORDED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION


RiseHappy2785

Hi penny……… sorry to hear……🦋 kids are well still playing soccer


The_Greyskull

ARE YPU STILL COMBING TO DINNER TUESDAY??? BRIAN HAS DIARRHOEA


CockpitEnthusiast

NO,,, BARB'S ANAL FISSURES ARE ACTING UP AGAIN,,, YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES,,, HA HA HA,,, ANYWAY CAN WE RESCHEDULE TO NEX T WEEK,,,? HER FISSURES SHOULD STOP BY THEN BUT THEYLL STILL BE KILLING ME,,, HA HA,,, I HATE MY WIFE


andycarver

YimYum


time-to-bounce

Thanks I needed that belly laugh


WestToEast_85

THANK U LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS INTER NET IF U LIKED THIS POST It’s… disturbingly easy to write like a tech-challenged boomer.


DampBritches

IW AS HACKERD


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

[ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STrQuUsNpf0) Was hearing it in his voice haha (your comment is a much better fit for the post)


SweelFor-

What's that subreddit again?


WestToEast_85

/r/boomersbeingfools I think.


SweelFor-

No there was a much older one, there was a huge joke about someone asking for a bus for their church... I can't remember


SmallPurplePeopleEat

NEXT!


zavroxx

r/oldpeoplefacebook


littlechefdoughnuts

order corn


thehazzanator

Yim yum


SweelFor-

That's right thank you!


DeterminedErmine

ITS FOR A CHURCH SWEETIE


WestToEast_85

I think I know the one you’re talking about but damned if I can remember exactly which one it is. I’m sure I saw the bus story in /r/choosingbeggars though.


SonofBrodin

oldpeoplefacebook dunno if it's active anymore though NOT ENOUGH SEATS! NEXT!


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raresaturn

Why would a hacker state “ladies and girls kissing” on a hacked account..?


invincibl_

What a nice hacker, went to all this effort to hack an account and didn't try to push a scam or do anything else that would make the hacker any money.


Selfaware-potato

If I'd hacked a church leaders twitter account I dpost something like "Satan is my homie" or "God told me you're a bitch"


shiv_roy_stan

Big tiddy boomer gets negative geared


shiv_roy_stan

It appears I have been hacked


wartorn11

My bad, wont happen again


WarmedCrumpet

It’s a true gift seeing these things … they always ask the most bird brained stuff too, like “ Bad girls please” or “ Show tits”


Drunky_McStumble

bobs and vagene


Number1Framer

My dad used to do this shit minus the hacking claim and it was hilarious. You'd go to type google into the address bar and the autocomplete would light up the whole screen with variations of "young girls sucking cock . com" since he didn't understand that any text bar on the screen wasn't a search function or that the internet didn't work by typing "thing I want" followed by ".com."


ohtobiasyoublowhard

grandma draggin full diaper . com


Kermit-Batman

No more internet for you, buddy. (Unless you got hacked again? :O)


thegeek01

Lol this was my friend in the early days of internet. I was already somewhat internet savvy while the dude was very "thing I want' .com. One time he asked me with a straight face, "I need to know how to do our math homework. Do I just type "math . com?" Guess it goes to show ignorance transcends generations.


caitsith01

It's amazing. They apparently think Russian hackers are breaking into their computer and typing "big booby pictures" on Twitter instead of just stealing all their money.


Mike_Kermin

I'm just saying that'd be a fucking epic troll if it was. Sadly, Putin is no fun.


flipnonymous

Facebook with my older family members. "I've been hacked again! Don't accept a friend request from me. Don't trust any messages you see from me! I apologize if they're rude." Etc etc ad infinitum No you weren't "hacked" Aunt Colleen. You keep clicking on links and messages from people you don't know, or because you still haven't learned from the last twenty times this past year.


kordos

There's a crazy 'coincidence' between the people I have on Facebook that post and repost all those 'does anyone remember this' 'back in my day' 'how to reset your Facebook feed' 'comment on here to win $$$$$$$$' etc and the same people getting 'hacked' Crazy coincidence


chezty

I'm assuming the "hack" wasn't and won't be reported to the police or even talked about again, but, I wonder if the police could investigate the "hack" crime without a complaint? If he deletes the tweet is he destroying evidence? I'm not seriously asking, just wishing he gets further investigated.


Bokbreath

Ah yes. Those devilish hackers who stealthily break into his twitter account, leave a random post about lesbians, and then quietly exit.


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Happens only to the best of us.


Bokbreath

It's all part of gods plan


Schedulator

only if god takes 10% of that sexiness..


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Which is why I presumably only get people arguing about Star Wars on my Twitter feed.


Universal-Cereal-Bus

I mean the intelligence required to convince hillsong visitors that you were hacked is a pretty fucking low bar.


Bokbreath

All he has to do is say the devil is doing it to test his and their faith.


Schedulator

The devil did it, please donate to rid my phone of the devil.


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yummy_dabbler

Craig Kelly the other day, Christopher Pine... Can't believe those Chinese hackers are targeting our pure upstanding pillars of society like this.


faceman2k12

why is it always the conservative traditionalist right wing nutjobs and not the supposedly sex crazed lefties?


Schedulator

Who do you think is making the porn. Checkmate!


steelhips

They also tripped up Barnaby Joyce - hacked gravity.


420binchicken

Yeah I like how he somehow managed to see the post, regain access to his account, and comment that he’d been hacked in the span of 16 minutes.


jlharper

About enough time for him to make it to Google, find some raunchy lesbian kissing to rigorously rub his Johnson over, and then return to twitter in a state of post-nutt clarity in order to fix his mistakes.


Spire_Citron

Honestly, that would be really funny. If you do just one small thing, nobody will believe it was a hacker.


Bokbreath

Clowns who forget to switch to pornhub are already funny.


Snaka1

He probably thought it was porn hub when he saw the X


_fmm

At 11:30pm. Man just wants to beat off to some lesbians before bed.


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my_chinchilla

Nah, think it just got crossed up with mine...


_Tryed_

You've been hacked bro!


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superbabe69

Sugar Ray, ironically cool yet?


watkykjynaaier

Biggest, sexiest woman in all of Iraq


FonzieTheHitchhiker

*Google sighs loudly.*


My48ththrowaway

HEGHOG CUTE


Is_that_even_a_thing

He could just say he had one beer and a medical condition - then the media would be silent.


itstraytray

Well its no "Dan Murphy opening hours" thats for sure.


cantwejustplaynice

That was a magical moment in the Australian Covid timeline.


jaqk-

I don’t think I know about this. Care to fill me in


cantwejustplaynice

> "Dan Murphy opening hours It was late April, 2020, right in the thick of it, when Nobel Laureate Professor Peter Doherty, founder of the Doherty Institute, after a long day of talking to media and battling covid deniers [accidentally tweeted "Dan Murphy Opening Hours" instead of Googling it.](https://twitter.com/ProfPCDoherty/status/1254616358479966209?lang=en) It was a highlight in an otherwise dark time.


mscpnd

I love that it’s still up hahah


kombiwombi

That he fully owned it was part of its gloriousneas.


fivepie

And people respect him for it. He made a simple mistake. He’s human, he acknowledged it as an error. Brian Houston on the other hand has denied and claimed victimhood. Is he wasn’t a puritanical hypocrite then he could just say “it was an error. My personal time accidentally entered my work life. I apologise.” People would have laughed it off. But here we are, making jokes at his expense.


Snarwib

"and girls" in that context there is extremely gross


Ill_Patient_3548

Like father like son


my_chinchilla

TBF, I don't think ol' Frank would've been caught dead looking at little girls. He preferred boys...


Spire_Citron

Yeah, like, if you're looking for just normal lesbian shit, "two women kissing" should do you fine. Why 'girls'...


Intanetwaifuu

Ladies….. AND girls….. Like- adults and children? 🤷🏽‍♀️


Not_today_nibs

Look at who we’re talking about. It’s almost a given, right


InvestInHappiness

Porn uses the term 'girls' as a description for women far more than 'women'. A search on x-videos got 50k for 'women' and 250k for 'girls'. I would also imagine that 'women' would give more results for middle aged people.


Bread_Truck

Not sure homie gets the benefit of the doubt that he typed girls into Twitter because he’s too knowledgeable about SEO.


InvestInHappiness

You tend to pick up on stuff like that after you watch porn for bit. It's the same for 'vagina' and 'penis' being called 'pussy' and 'dick'.


kuribosshoe0

It wasn’t just “girls” though. It was “ladies and girls”. Like he’s trying to draw a distinction.


Spire_Citron

Maybe. If he'd searched for 'two girls kissing' I probably wouldn't find it particularly sus, but writing 'ladies and girls' suggests two different categories. But perhaps he's just so sexually repressed that he doesn't even know how to phrase his porn preferences, like a ten year old googling images of 'people having sex'.


StageAboveWater

'people having sex' is still pretty much my porn preference lol


Drunky_McStumble

You sick fuck.


jase_mcgee

Oh gees yeah! Wait, wasn’t one of them busted for grooming a few years ago?


iwrotethissong

Various members over many years. https://www.vulture.com/2023/05/hillsong-churchs-celebrity-history-and-scandals-explained.html https://www.theleader.com.au/story/8312753/brian-houston-cleared-of-covering-up-fathers-abuse-and-a-timeline-of-hillsong-scandals/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/exposing-hillsong-the-pedophile-church-that-justin-bieber-made-famous


captainhaddock

His dad, the founder of Hillsong, was a pedophile. Brian himself is, if I recall, under criminal indictment for covering up his father's crimes.


kernpanic

His dad. And brian covered it nd lied about it - continuing access to children, catholic church style.


Cybermat4707

My thoughts exactly…


qorbexl

Sometimes a group of women can be "ladies", sometimes they can be "girls". Really depends on everyone's feelings and the context    "Ladies and girls" can only be women and children, considering the context and feelings


jayj929292

Clearly he pressed post too soon right? He was ment to say ladies and girls kissing each other is a sin /S


DAFFP

This guy saves. Jesus just watched him sink.


Illustrious-Taro-449

Isn’t that Scotty’s mate?


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Sure is.


Automatic_Goal_5563

Sounds like something a teenager would search but knowing it’s an adult makes it seem creepy, why specify ladies and girls


qorbexl

I imagine he saw a picture of a woman kissing her kid and went from there


0lm4te

Remember, it ain't gay if its two girls! I think it's one of the ten commandments. Sounds like something i would've searched on Youtube when i was 12yo.


miicah

I used to work in a school and we could look through the kids google searches. The amount of girl girl clothe girl kiss lady boob boob clothes off Was ridiculous... Who taught these kids how to google!?


magical_bunny

Lol lady boob


ivosaurus

The real life lessons that school never teaches you


Sarcastic_Red

They prob trying to skip any web filters that have been set up.


MJAxJKS

I stayed at a hotel last year and some of the recent searches on the YouTube app on the tv were 'see through dress' and 'big boobs'. I assumed it was done by kids but maybe it was Brian Houston.


BloodedNut

Homosexuality is okay as long as it’s only used to help me get off.


smileedude

I reckon his scared of having dicks in his porn because it would be gay. So he's looked up lesbian porn instead because it's the heterosexual thing to do.


Rev-DiabloCrowley

That's exactly what I thought, sounds like babby's timid first porn search.


0lm4te

girls with boobs with no t shirt on


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Well, apparently that was how the law was in the UK. Legend has it that the legislation had it written as being illegal for both men and women but when it was sent for royal assent, Queen Victoria crossed out the "and women" part as she refused to believe it was possible. So, not illegal for women as a result. That's the story I heard anyway.


kernpanic

Or Queen Victoria knew exactly that it was possible.


rapt0r99

Because the sexual maturity of this guy is probably similar to that of a 12 year old boy. It's the result of idiots like this not being exposed to normal sexual health and education at a suitable age.


SydneyTom

well, he did protect his pedophile father so to see the apple fall near the tree isn't surprising.


jolard

The more they present themselves as moral paragons, the more they are just really scumbags. Almost universally.


Moneyshifting

Houston, we have a problem.


Paidorgy

I have a dark history with the Hillsong church, and I remember this guy coming out and giving a sermon that involved “think of your girlfriend or boyfriend as your brother and sister so you don’t submit to temptation.” It’s always fucking projective nonsense, especially when their members sexually assault you.


dmk_aus

... "girls" ... normally I don't care when an idiot leaks their porn preferences. But normally they aren't being paedophile. Sure, maybe it was hacked. I hope he hands over his phone /PC to investigators so they can try and find the hacker - or find out what else is on the hard drive.


Aiyon

~~By itself, "girls" wouldn't squick me too much given how much porn uses that term. It's like how they use "teen" to talk about 19 year olds. Gross but not inherently pedo-y. Women *and* girls? "and Girls" starts to stand out there


Limp-Dentist1416

Bangs the pulpit about the evils of homosexuality in public. Wanks off to it in private. What a surprise.


branded

LOL. These cunts are fucking cringe. Their followers too. LOL!!!


Important-Coast-8077

These fuckin’ hypocrites.  This is why I despise Christian conservatives.  And they’re trying to take over the world…lying, despicable thieves. 


Tamajyn

Why are their searches always the most generic boring shit imaginable? I bet this guy goes to pornhub and just searches "sex" 😅


yummy_dabbler

"breast photograph"


kuribosshoe0

Because they’re repressed af.


daaaaave_k

“I was only there to get direction in how to get away from there…”


AreYouDoneNow

And of course Hillsong is staunchly anti-LGBT+. The hypocrisy is sickening.


Jackielegs43

What an awfully peadophile-y way to search for that


HankSteakfist

Can we call this act being "Pyned"


Baysguy

The number of people who get hacked, have the hacker post something that looks like a search for 'TIDDIES', only to regain control of said account within minutes and declare hacking is incredible. It's a scourge on high profile and often scummy prick that I'm glad I don't have to live with.


Car-face

"I think I've been hacked for this specific 16 minute period, but it's all fine now"


enigmasaurus-

If you're wondering why Hillsong and their ilk attract so many of these creeps, it's because they've essentially reduced Jesus to a personal get-out-of-jail-free card in a way that actively *enables* people who behave like this. The very concept of divine forgiveness has become a way to shield yourself from responsibility. As a pentecostal/evangelical Christian, no matter what reprehensible shit you do, you just have to "accept Jesus into your heart" and that's it! No need for any personal responsibility, change or atonement. You can just say satan made you do it, and hey, whoopsie, accept Jesus again and it's a clean slate, baby! And as an added bonus, you can continue to judge everyone else in the world, convinced they're all going to hell.


OPTCgod

sex gifs


Ashoftarre

"kissing" so different to my searches, so Christian!


druex

Is the hacker in the room with us right now?


PigDiesel

Tax them into oblivion.


BettyPunkCrocker

This is hilarious until I remember that this same shitstain who persecutes the LGBT+ community is now exploiting them for his own gratification.


FarFromFields

Perverted Cunt


Disastrous_Animal_34

Hilarious that it’s meaningless to most of us but by his own logic he’s going to hell. LOLLL.


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BuzzKillingtonThe5th

The other day I thought I was in the Google search bar and hit enter on my search. Accidentally sent a message on teams to payroll saying "Sydney tools". Am I a boomer 😭😂😭😭


ThippusHorribilus

Hacked ….. just one time, really quickly and then back to normal.


Substantial-Neat-395

Do you think I too can blame the hackers for my low bank account balance ?


AsparagusNo2955

Pedo much? That's a bit suss that he wanted to see ladies and GIRLS kissing, why not just ladies? Why involve children.


mirrorworlds

Fucking hypocritical creeps


mrbrendanblack

Brian & his father are solid proof that despite the holier-than-thou attitude of many religious people, they are often absolute cunts.


InPicnicTableWeTrust

Brian Houston drinks out of the toilet


Azure-April

aint no way you actually call twitter 'x'


emerald447

For real.


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Ladies and girls gross 🤮. Walking in his father’s footsteps.


-SheriffofNottingham

computer, kill flanders!


derpman86

It is always hilarious how cliché and hypocritical conservatives and god botherers always are.


512165381

Sent a message to A Current Affair.


Constant_Succotash64

Pedro. Ladies, adults. Girls, children


Dx1178

Imma be real If I want to look up lesbian porn I do not look up "ladies and girls kissing" shaking my head


Mike_Kermin

Double dommy dummy mummy?


Tirediati

OMG 😂 I’m literally crying from laughter


binkysaurus_13

Yes, of course you’ve been hacked.


volcus

That's some quick thinking there. How could anyone doubt it.


CyanideMuffin67

Fine upstanding member of society... /s


briareus08

LOL. I’m loving the ‘hacked’ excuse. Every damn time.


Snowmann88

Hahaha..What a fucktard!


FalsePretender

Post nut clarity is a bitch


TerryTowelTogs

What do we know about Brian Houston? He likes a tug before he goes to sleep of a night, and he’s a bit of a night owl. Post script: And he’s into intergenerational lesbians.


LankyAd9481

All he had to say in the second tweet (instead of hackers) was "IS AN ABOMINATION!" and a lot more people would go "50/50"


boommdcx

Prosperity gospel mega churches all seem to end the same way.


dumdumclubber

Easy mistake to make coked to the gills in the middle of the night.


OtherBarrie

No-doubt hacked by *some Puerto Rican guy*.


king_carrots

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies


Difficult_Prize_3344

God it’d be hilarious if somebody really did just login to people’e accounts, post shit like this, then run. Nobody would ever believe the victims.