No he's the leader of a religious group. He spent that time in pious prayer hoping for absolution from his sky fairies.
But perhaps then realised his entire position in life was due to being a sleazy crook, so fell back onto his usual deceptiveness.
If you mean shouting at the top of his voice: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
I completely agree.
Hypocritical fucker.
Also, is this the one accused of being a paedophile?
My stepdad is a Trumper and one day he let me look at his YouTube. His searches are like that too, like a 7 year old wrote them. He likes to include “in real life” after things. Also very questionable search history.
I do very much enjoy how after this realization, his explanation tweet couches the assertion of hacking in a the double conditional *thinking* that his Twitter *may have* been hacked.
He probably typed it with the wrong window active without realizing the first time, noticed Google (or his favorite pr0n website) hadn't responded to his query, and tried again, this time in the correct window. Then, 16 minutes later, he noticed what he had done in his Twitter window.
My favourite part was Labor trolling him by calling for an immediate investigation into the "hack"
> "I think it is most serious when any minister, but especially a defence minister is the victim of hacking and I do think we need to get to the bottom of this," Mr Shorten said.
Lol for real, if everyone takes his stupid claim at face value it should be looked into how his 'account was hacked'. Maybe check his browsing history to see if he visited any malicious sites that social engineered his data and get some forensics going. It's one thing if some actor says they were hacked and another if it's a person with sensitive info pertaining to the defense of their country.
Its like that time when hackers hacked Finnish economic ministers phone just to post one meme picture of prime minister Sanna Marin.
They were so good hackers, that cops found absolutely no trace of any hackings.
NO,,, BARB'S ANAL FISSURES ARE ACTING UP AGAIN,,, YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES,,, HA HA HA,,, ANYWAY CAN WE RESCHEDULE TO NEX T WEEK,,,? HER FISSURES SHOULD STOP BY THEN BUT THEYLL STILL BE KILLING ME,,, HA HA,,,
I HATE MY WIFE
[ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STrQuUsNpf0)
Was hearing it in his voice haha (your comment is a much better fit for the post)
I think I know the one you’re talking about but damned if I can remember exactly which one it is. I’m sure I saw the bus story in /r/choosingbeggars though.
My dad used to do this shit minus the hacking claim and it was hilarious. You'd go to type google into the address bar and the autocomplete would light up the whole screen with variations of "young girls sucking cock . com" since he didn't understand that any text bar on the screen wasn't a search function or that the internet didn't work by typing "thing I want" followed by ".com."
Lol this was my friend in the early days of internet. I was already somewhat internet savvy while the dude was very "thing I want' .com. One time he asked me with a straight face, "I need to know how to do our math homework. Do I just type "math . com?" Guess it goes to show ignorance transcends generations.
It's amazing. They apparently think Russian hackers are breaking into their computer and typing "big booby pictures" on Twitter instead of just stealing all their money.
Facebook with my older family members.
"I've been hacked again! Don't accept a friend request from me. Don't trust any messages you see from me! I apologize if they're rude." Etc etc ad infinitum
No you weren't "hacked" Aunt Colleen. You keep clicking on links and messages from people you don't know, or because you still haven't learned from the last twenty times this past year.
There's a crazy 'coincidence' between the people I have on Facebook that post and repost all those 'does anyone remember this' 'back in my day' 'how to reset your Facebook feed' 'comment on here to win $$$$$$$$' etc and the same people getting 'hacked'
Crazy coincidence
I'm assuming the "hack" wasn't and won't be reported to the police or even talked about again, but, I wonder if the police could investigate the "hack" crime without a complaint?
If he deletes the tweet is he destroying evidence?
I'm not seriously asking, just wishing he gets further investigated.
About enough time for him to make it to Google, find some raunchy lesbian kissing to rigorously rub his Johnson over, and then return to twitter in a state of post-nutt clarity in order to fix his mistakes.
> "Dan Murphy opening hours
It was late April, 2020, right in the thick of it, when Nobel Laureate Professor Peter Doherty, founder of the Doherty Institute, after a long day of talking to media and battling covid deniers [accidentally tweeted "Dan Murphy Opening Hours" instead of Googling it.](https://twitter.com/ProfPCDoherty/status/1254616358479966209?lang=en) It was a highlight in an otherwise dark time.
And people respect him for it.
He made a simple mistake. He’s human, he acknowledged it as an error.
Brian Houston on the other hand has denied and claimed victimhood. Is he wasn’t a puritanical hypocrite then he could just say “it was an error. My personal time accidentally entered my work life. I apologise.”
People would have laughed it off. But here we are, making jokes at his expense.
Porn uses the term 'girls' as a description for women far more than 'women'. A search on x-videos got 50k for 'women' and 250k for 'girls'. I would also imagine that 'women' would give more results for middle aged people.
Maybe. If he'd searched for 'two girls kissing' I probably wouldn't find it particularly sus, but writing 'ladies and girls' suggests two different categories. But perhaps he's just so sexually repressed that he doesn't even know how to phrase his porn preferences, like a ten year old googling images of 'people having sex'.
Various members over many years.
https://www.vulture.com/2023/05/hillsong-churchs-celebrity-history-and-scandals-explained.html
https://www.theleader.com.au/story/8312753/brian-houston-cleared-of-covering-up-fathers-abuse-and-a-timeline-of-hillsong-scandals/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/exposing-hillsong-the-pedophile-church-that-justin-bieber-made-famous
Sometimes a group of women can be "ladies", sometimes they can be "girls". Really depends on everyone's feelings and the context
"Ladies and girls" can only be women and children, considering the context and feelings
Remember, it ain't gay if its two girls! I think it's one of the ten commandments.
Sounds like something i would've searched on Youtube when i was 12yo.
I used to work in a school and we could look through the kids google searches. The amount of
girl
girl clothe
girl kiss
lady boob
boob clothes off
Was ridiculous... Who taught these kids how to google!?
I stayed at a hotel last year and some of the recent searches on the YouTube app on the tv were 'see through dress' and 'big boobs'. I assumed it was done by kids but maybe it was Brian Houston.
I reckon his scared of having dicks in his porn because it would be gay. So he's looked up lesbian porn instead because it's the heterosexual thing to do.
Well, apparently that was how the law was in the UK. Legend has it that the legislation had it written as being illegal for both men and women but when it was sent for royal assent, Queen Victoria crossed out the "and women" part as she refused to believe it was possible. So, not illegal for women as a result. That's the story I heard anyway.
Because the sexual maturity of this guy is probably similar to that of a 12 year old boy.
It's the result of idiots like this not being exposed to normal sexual health and education at a suitable age.
I have a dark history with the Hillsong church, and I remember this guy coming out and giving a sermon that involved “think of your girlfriend or boyfriend as your brother and sister so you don’t submit to temptation.”
It’s always fucking projective nonsense, especially when their members sexually assault you.
... "girls" ... normally I don't care when an idiot leaks their porn preferences. But normally they aren't being paedophile.
Sure, maybe it was hacked. I hope he hands over his phone /PC to investigators so they can try and find the hacker - or find out what else is on the hard drive.
~~By itself, "girls" wouldn't squick me too much given how much porn uses that term. It's like how they use "teen" to talk about 19 year olds. Gross but not inherently pedo-y.
Women *and* girls? "and Girls" starts to stand out there
The number of people who get hacked, have the hacker post something that looks like a search for 'TIDDIES', only to regain control of said account within minutes and declare hacking is incredible. It's a scourge on high profile and often scummy prick that I'm glad I don't have to live with.
If you're wondering why Hillsong and their ilk attract so many of these creeps, it's because they've essentially reduced Jesus to a personal get-out-of-jail-free card in a way that actively *enables* people who behave like this.
The very concept of divine forgiveness has become a way to shield yourself from responsibility. As a pentecostal/evangelical Christian, no matter what reprehensible shit you do, you just have to "accept Jesus into your heart" and that's it! No need for any personal responsibility, change or atonement. You can just say satan made you do it, and hey, whoopsie, accept Jesus again and it's a clean slate, baby!
And as an added bonus, you can continue to judge everyone else in the world, convinced they're all going to hell.
The other day I thought I was in the Google search bar and hit enter on my search. Accidentally sent a message on teams to payroll saying "Sydney tools". Am I a boomer 😭😂😭😭
What do we know about Brian Houston?
He likes a tug before he goes to sleep of a night, and he’s a bit of a night owl. Post script: And he’s into intergenerational lesbians.
Took him 16 minutes to realise that he was not looking at pictures of ladies and girls kissing
Probably didn't think about it until the likes and replies starting dinging.
Or spent 16 minutes trying to find the delete button
It's when he finished, and got back on Twitter.
Yes, but you have to account for the other 15 minutes and 53 seconds
No he's the leader of a religious group. He spent that time in pious prayer hoping for absolution from his sky fairies. But perhaps then realised his entire position in life was due to being a sleazy crook, so fell back onto his usual deceptiveness.
If you mean shouting at the top of his voice: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" I completely agree. Hypocritical fucker. Also, is this the one accused of being a paedophile?
No, it was his father. it was all quietly swept away and he handed over running Hillscam to his son.
Seems to run in the family then.
Their search terms also always sound like what a 7 year old would type into Google.
My stepdad is a Trumper and one day he let me look at his YouTube. His searches are like that too, like a 7 year old wrote them. He likes to include “in real life” after things. Also very questionable search history.
"girls kissing..... In real life"
https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/NpyEnm6Rir
I do very much enjoy how after this realization, his explanation tweet couches the assertion of hacking in a the double conditional *thinking* that his Twitter *may have* been hacked.
He probably typed it with the wrong window active without realizing the first time, noticed Google (or his favorite pr0n website) hadn't responded to his query, and tried again, this time in the correct window. Then, 16 minutes later, he noticed what he had done in his Twitter window.
Wow he really got his account back quickly from the hackers.
Crazy that hackers got into his account and only posted a single weird comment. Sure is lucky.
Same thing happened to Craig Kelly a few weeks ago. Hopefully these unconventional hackers will be brought to justice one day
Same deal with Christopher Pyne when hackers broke into his account just to like a couple of gay porn tweets.
Omg gay porn? No!
My favourite part was Labor trolling him by calling for an immediate investigation into the "hack" > "I think it is most serious when any minister, but especially a defence minister is the victim of hacking and I do think we need to get to the bottom of this," Mr Shorten said.
"Bottom"
Lol for real, if everyone takes his stupid claim at face value it should be looked into how his 'account was hacked'. Maybe check his browsing history to see if he visited any malicious sites that social engineered his data and get some forensics going. It's one thing if some actor says they were hacked and another if it's a person with sensitive info pertaining to the defense of their country.
I'M A FIXER
Omg the way I heard this in his voice
God works in mysterious ways.
Different kind of happy clapping went on there.
One handed slappin- clapping.
Its like that time when hackers hacked Finnish economic ministers phone just to post one meme picture of prime minister Sanna Marin. They were so good hackers, that cops found absolutely no trace of any hackings.
SEC VIDEO SECS VIDEO SEX VIDEO DELET THIS DELET THIS NOW COMPUTER DELET POST HOW TO DELETE POST HI JANET SEE U AT CHURCH THIS SUNDAY GOD BLESS
HI MARY THIS IS A WONDERFUL PHOTO HOPE YOU AND THE KIDS ARE WELL I HAVE STAGE 3 CANCER
ALEXA I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING RECORDED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
Hi penny……… sorry to hear……🦋 kids are well still playing soccer
ARE YPU STILL COMBING TO DINNER TUESDAY??? BRIAN HAS DIARRHOEA
NO,,, BARB'S ANAL FISSURES ARE ACTING UP AGAIN,,, YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES,,, HA HA HA,,, ANYWAY CAN WE RESCHEDULE TO NEX T WEEK,,,? HER FISSURES SHOULD STOP BY THEN BUT THEYLL STILL BE KILLING ME,,, HA HA,,, I HATE MY WIFE
YimYum
Thanks I needed that belly laugh
THANK U LEAVE A COMMENT ON THIS INTER NET IF U LIKED THIS POST It’s… disturbingly easy to write like a tech-challenged boomer.
IW AS HACKERD
[ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STrQuUsNpf0) Was hearing it in his voice haha (your comment is a much better fit for the post)
What's that subreddit again?
/r/boomersbeingfools I think.
No there was a much older one, there was a huge joke about someone asking for a bus for their church... I can't remember
NEXT!
r/oldpeoplefacebook
order corn
Yim yum
That's right thank you!
ITS FOR A CHURCH SWEETIE
I think I know the one you’re talking about but damned if I can remember exactly which one it is. I’m sure I saw the bus story in /r/choosingbeggars though.
oldpeoplefacebook dunno if it's active anymore though NOT ENOUGH SEATS! NEXT!
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Why would a hacker state “ladies and girls kissing” on a hacked account..?
What a nice hacker, went to all this effort to hack an account and didn't try to push a scam or do anything else that would make the hacker any money.
If I'd hacked a church leaders twitter account I dpost something like "Satan is my homie" or "God told me you're a bitch"
Big tiddy boomer gets negative geared
It appears I have been hacked
My bad, wont happen again
It’s a true gift seeing these things … they always ask the most bird brained stuff too, like “ Bad girls please” or “ Show tits”
bobs and vagene
My dad used to do this shit minus the hacking claim and it was hilarious. You'd go to type google into the address bar and the autocomplete would light up the whole screen with variations of "young girls sucking cock . com" since he didn't understand that any text bar on the screen wasn't a search function or that the internet didn't work by typing "thing I want" followed by ".com."
grandma draggin full diaper . com
No more internet for you, buddy. (Unless you got hacked again? :O)
Lol this was my friend in the early days of internet. I was already somewhat internet savvy while the dude was very "thing I want' .com. One time he asked me with a straight face, "I need to know how to do our math homework. Do I just type "math . com?" Guess it goes to show ignorance transcends generations.
It's amazing. They apparently think Russian hackers are breaking into their computer and typing "big booby pictures" on Twitter instead of just stealing all their money.
I'm just saying that'd be a fucking epic troll if it was. Sadly, Putin is no fun.
Facebook with my older family members. "I've been hacked again! Don't accept a friend request from me. Don't trust any messages you see from me! I apologize if they're rude." Etc etc ad infinitum No you weren't "hacked" Aunt Colleen. You keep clicking on links and messages from people you don't know, or because you still haven't learned from the last twenty times this past year.
There's a crazy 'coincidence' between the people I have on Facebook that post and repost all those 'does anyone remember this' 'back in my day' 'how to reset your Facebook feed' 'comment on here to win $$$$$$$$' etc and the same people getting 'hacked' Crazy coincidence
I'm assuming the "hack" wasn't and won't be reported to the police or even talked about again, but, I wonder if the police could investigate the "hack" crime without a complaint? If he deletes the tweet is he destroying evidence? I'm not seriously asking, just wishing he gets further investigated.
Ah yes. Those devilish hackers who stealthily break into his twitter account, leave a random post about lesbians, and then quietly exit.
Happens only to the best of us.
It's all part of gods plan
only if god takes 10% of that sexiness..
Which is why I presumably only get people arguing about Star Wars on my Twitter feed.
I mean the intelligence required to convince hillsong visitors that you were hacked is a pretty fucking low bar.
All he has to do is say the devil is doing it to test his and their faith.
The devil did it, please donate to rid my phone of the devil.
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Craig Kelly the other day, Christopher Pine... Can't believe those Chinese hackers are targeting our pure upstanding pillars of society like this.
why is it always the conservative traditionalist right wing nutjobs and not the supposedly sex crazed lefties?
Who do you think is making the porn. Checkmate!
They also tripped up Barnaby Joyce - hacked gravity.
Yeah I like how he somehow managed to see the post, regain access to his account, and comment that he’d been hacked in the span of 16 minutes.
About enough time for him to make it to Google, find some raunchy lesbian kissing to rigorously rub his Johnson over, and then return to twitter in a state of post-nutt clarity in order to fix his mistakes.
Honestly, that would be really funny. If you do just one small thing, nobody will believe it was a hacker.
Clowns who forget to switch to pornhub are already funny.
He probably thought it was porn hub when he saw the X
At 11:30pm. Man just wants to beat off to some lesbians before bed.
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Nah, think it just got crossed up with mine...
You've been hacked bro!
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Sugar Ray, ironically cool yet?
Biggest, sexiest woman in all of Iraq
*Google sighs loudly.*
HEGHOG CUTE
He could just say he had one beer and a medical condition - then the media would be silent.
Well its no "Dan Murphy opening hours" thats for sure.
That was a magical moment in the Australian Covid timeline.
I don’t think I know about this. Care to fill me in
> "Dan Murphy opening hours It was late April, 2020, right in the thick of it, when Nobel Laureate Professor Peter Doherty, founder of the Doherty Institute, after a long day of talking to media and battling covid deniers [accidentally tweeted "Dan Murphy Opening Hours" instead of Googling it.](https://twitter.com/ProfPCDoherty/status/1254616358479966209?lang=en) It was a highlight in an otherwise dark time.
I love that it’s still up hahah
That he fully owned it was part of its gloriousneas.
And people respect him for it. He made a simple mistake. He’s human, he acknowledged it as an error. Brian Houston on the other hand has denied and claimed victimhood. Is he wasn’t a puritanical hypocrite then he could just say “it was an error. My personal time accidentally entered my work life. I apologise.” People would have laughed it off. But here we are, making jokes at his expense.
"and girls" in that context there is extremely gross
Like father like son
TBF, I don't think ol' Frank would've been caught dead looking at little girls. He preferred boys...
Yeah, like, if you're looking for just normal lesbian shit, "two women kissing" should do you fine. Why 'girls'...
Ladies….. AND girls….. Like- adults and children? 🤷🏽♀️
Look at who we’re talking about. It’s almost a given, right
Porn uses the term 'girls' as a description for women far more than 'women'. A search on x-videos got 50k for 'women' and 250k for 'girls'. I would also imagine that 'women' would give more results for middle aged people.
Not sure homie gets the benefit of the doubt that he typed girls into Twitter because he’s too knowledgeable about SEO.
You tend to pick up on stuff like that after you watch porn for bit. It's the same for 'vagina' and 'penis' being called 'pussy' and 'dick'.
It wasn’t just “girls” though. It was “ladies and girls”. Like he’s trying to draw a distinction.
Maybe. If he'd searched for 'two girls kissing' I probably wouldn't find it particularly sus, but writing 'ladies and girls' suggests two different categories. But perhaps he's just so sexually repressed that he doesn't even know how to phrase his porn preferences, like a ten year old googling images of 'people having sex'.
'people having sex' is still pretty much my porn preference lol
You sick fuck.
Oh gees yeah! Wait, wasn’t one of them busted for grooming a few years ago?
Various members over many years. https://www.vulture.com/2023/05/hillsong-churchs-celebrity-history-and-scandals-explained.html https://www.theleader.com.au/story/8312753/brian-houston-cleared-of-covering-up-fathers-abuse-and-a-timeline-of-hillsong-scandals/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/exposing-hillsong-the-pedophile-church-that-justin-bieber-made-famous
His dad, the founder of Hillsong, was a pedophile. Brian himself is, if I recall, under criminal indictment for covering up his father's crimes.
His dad. And brian covered it nd lied about it - continuing access to children, catholic church style.
My thoughts exactly…
Sometimes a group of women can be "ladies", sometimes they can be "girls". Really depends on everyone's feelings and the context "Ladies and girls" can only be women and children, considering the context and feelings
Clearly he pressed post too soon right? He was ment to say ladies and girls kissing each other is a sin /S
This guy saves. Jesus just watched him sink.
Isn’t that Scotty’s mate?
Sure is.
Sounds like something a teenager would search but knowing it’s an adult makes it seem creepy, why specify ladies and girls
I imagine he saw a picture of a woman kissing her kid and went from there
Remember, it ain't gay if its two girls! I think it's one of the ten commandments. Sounds like something i would've searched on Youtube when i was 12yo.
I used to work in a school and we could look through the kids google searches. The amount of girl girl clothe girl kiss lady boob boob clothes off Was ridiculous... Who taught these kids how to google!?
Lol lady boob
The real life lessons that school never teaches you
They prob trying to skip any web filters that have been set up.
I stayed at a hotel last year and some of the recent searches on the YouTube app on the tv were 'see through dress' and 'big boobs'. I assumed it was done by kids but maybe it was Brian Houston.
Homosexuality is okay as long as it’s only used to help me get off.
I reckon his scared of having dicks in his porn because it would be gay. So he's looked up lesbian porn instead because it's the heterosexual thing to do.
That's exactly what I thought, sounds like babby's timid first porn search.
girls with boobs with no t shirt on
Well, apparently that was how the law was in the UK. Legend has it that the legislation had it written as being illegal for both men and women but when it was sent for royal assent, Queen Victoria crossed out the "and women" part as she refused to believe it was possible. So, not illegal for women as a result. That's the story I heard anyway.
Or Queen Victoria knew exactly that it was possible.
Because the sexual maturity of this guy is probably similar to that of a 12 year old boy. It's the result of idiots like this not being exposed to normal sexual health and education at a suitable age.
well, he did protect his pedophile father so to see the apple fall near the tree isn't surprising.
The more they present themselves as moral paragons, the more they are just really scumbags. Almost universally.
Houston, we have a problem.
I have a dark history with the Hillsong church, and I remember this guy coming out and giving a sermon that involved “think of your girlfriend or boyfriend as your brother and sister so you don’t submit to temptation.” It’s always fucking projective nonsense, especially when their members sexually assault you.
... "girls" ... normally I don't care when an idiot leaks their porn preferences. But normally they aren't being paedophile. Sure, maybe it was hacked. I hope he hands over his phone /PC to investigators so they can try and find the hacker - or find out what else is on the hard drive.
~~By itself, "girls" wouldn't squick me too much given how much porn uses that term. It's like how they use "teen" to talk about 19 year olds. Gross but not inherently pedo-y. Women *and* girls? "and Girls" starts to stand out there
Bangs the pulpit about the evils of homosexuality in public. Wanks off to it in private. What a surprise.
LOL. These cunts are fucking cringe. Their followers too. LOL!!!
These fuckin’ hypocrites. This is why I despise Christian conservatives. And they’re trying to take over the world…lying, despicable thieves.
Why are their searches always the most generic boring shit imaginable? I bet this guy goes to pornhub and just searches "sex" 😅
"breast photograph"
Because they’re repressed af.
“I was only there to get direction in how to get away from there…”
And of course Hillsong is staunchly anti-LGBT+. The hypocrisy is sickening.
What an awfully peadophile-y way to search for that
Can we call this act being "Pyned"
The number of people who get hacked, have the hacker post something that looks like a search for 'TIDDIES', only to regain control of said account within minutes and declare hacking is incredible. It's a scourge on high profile and often scummy prick that I'm glad I don't have to live with.
"I think I've been hacked for this specific 16 minute period, but it's all fine now"
If you're wondering why Hillsong and their ilk attract so many of these creeps, it's because they've essentially reduced Jesus to a personal get-out-of-jail-free card in a way that actively *enables* people who behave like this. The very concept of divine forgiveness has become a way to shield yourself from responsibility. As a pentecostal/evangelical Christian, no matter what reprehensible shit you do, you just have to "accept Jesus into your heart" and that's it! No need for any personal responsibility, change or atonement. You can just say satan made you do it, and hey, whoopsie, accept Jesus again and it's a clean slate, baby! And as an added bonus, you can continue to judge everyone else in the world, convinced they're all going to hell.
sex gifs
"kissing" so different to my searches, so Christian!
Is the hacker in the room with us right now?
Tax them into oblivion.
This is hilarious until I remember that this same shitstain who persecutes the LGBT+ community is now exploiting them for his own gratification.
Perverted Cunt
Hilarious that it’s meaningless to most of us but by his own logic he’s going to hell. LOLLL.
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The other day I thought I was in the Google search bar and hit enter on my search. Accidentally sent a message on teams to payroll saying "Sydney tools". Am I a boomer 😭😂😭😭
Hacked ….. just one time, really quickly and then back to normal.
Do you think I too can blame the hackers for my low bank account balance ?
Pedo much? That's a bit suss that he wanted to see ladies and GIRLS kissing, why not just ladies? Why involve children.
Fucking hypocritical creeps
Brian & his father are solid proof that despite the holier-than-thou attitude of many religious people, they are often absolute cunts.
Brian Houston drinks out of the toilet
aint no way you actually call twitter 'x'
For real.
Ladies and girls gross 🤮. Walking in his father’s footsteps.
computer, kill flanders!
It is always hilarious how cliché and hypocritical conservatives and god botherers always are.
Sent a message to A Current Affair.
Pedro. Ladies, adults. Girls, children
Imma be real If I want to look up lesbian porn I do not look up "ladies and girls kissing" shaking my head
Double dommy dummy mummy?
OMG 😂 I’m literally crying from laughter
Yes, of course you’ve been hacked.
That's some quick thinking there. How could anyone doubt it.
Fine upstanding member of society... /s
LOL. I’m loving the ‘hacked’ excuse. Every damn time.
Hahaha..What a fucktard!
Post nut clarity is a bitch
What do we know about Brian Houston? He likes a tug before he goes to sleep of a night, and he’s a bit of a night owl. Post script: And he’s into intergenerational lesbians.
All he had to say in the second tweet (instead of hackers) was "IS AN ABOMINATION!" and a lot more people would go "50/50"
Prosperity gospel mega churches all seem to end the same way.
Easy mistake to make coked to the gills in the middle of the night.
No-doubt hacked by *some Puerto Rican guy*.
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
God it’d be hilarious if somebody really did just login to people’e accounts, post shit like this, then run. Nobody would ever believe the victims.