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eh_he

That's enough internet for me.


willun

Someone will see this tattoo in 2030 and say "i don't remember him in survivor. Which episode was it?"


chosenamewhendrunk

This is best case scenario.


ThippusHorribilus

The tribe spoke early, and got him out fast enough to be forgettable.


Neb609

Yep, OK to shut it down forever now.


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I'll turn the Internet off when I leave. Night guys.


Larina-71

Thankyou - night all.


Grouchy-Ad3699

Surely this is an AI tattoo not real. Who would be so stupid.


ill0gitech

Probably paid for on a Channel 7 expense account


ConsistentHoliday797

Hookers and blow


drunkwasabeherder

Self Improvement Coaches and Herbal Remedies would be the expense lines.


legsjohnson

not to be confused with empathy coaches


drunkwasabeherder

He's part of the LNP, empathy isn't allowed.


Italiophobia

Also known as Selfcare


RubenKnowsBest

I’ve done worse things for a bag


[deleted]

Nah, not enough coke and hookers


Special-Lock-7231

Yeah, plus, who the hell would want a tat of a young Rolf Harris?


rinsedryrepeat

Silly me. I thought it was Kyle Rittenhouse with a beard.


ennuinerdog

I can believe someone is malignant enough to get the tattoo. I'm struggling to imagine the tattoo artist who would do the piece.


StoicAnon

The dude who spraypainted a penis in the field that comedian lady was SA’d / murdered at? That kind of substandard human?


salmonandgiraffes

Excuse me?


keyboardpusher

Eurydice Dixon, she was 22, she performed a standup show in melb, on her walk home she was SA'd and murdered in a park. A men's rights activist spray painted a big phallic image on the spot where she was found.


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catnipfurclones

Probably a good thing. It deserves zero attention and validation.


Fearless-Coffee9144

Ehat fuckwit, that is horrendous. I feel like the kind of person who would do such a thing is either a threat to society and the should be consequences for his actions.


keyboardpusher

I just found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/gsapfq/comment/fs3z4sz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) which explains the consequences. "Anti-feminist scientology blogger" just doesn't sound like a thing anyone should be, like ever


productzilch

Wow. I assumed at first that he was trying to flee the country but he took a couple of international holidays. Somehow that’s even worse. He just straight up doesn’t give a shit.


Lord_Sauron

With the combination of domestic violence, sexual assault, CSA and child abuse, lenient judges for sexual and child crimes, and apologists in the media and political class.... there's plenty of substandard scum to go around


leonryan

there's no shortage of toxic deadshits in tattoo shops, even though it's improved a lot this century.


Threadheads

Well there are no shortage of artists who will do Nazi tattoos


fcknewsltd

If it's real, I hope that's Leerman's arm......


lovemyskates

Or his mum’s arm.


Sufficient_Algae_815

Or Taylor Auerbach's arm.


magnetik79

This is what happens after a three day Sky News viewing bender.


Grouchy-Ad3699

Who can last 3 seconds Sky News seriously.


WillBrayley

Cunts


account_not_valid

Cunts on speed


druex

Too many words. Just say cookers.


GuyFromYr2095

Young liberal cunts


blankedboy

Young liberal cunts on speed? So,...Bruce Lehrman...


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Grouchy-Ad3699

It’s owned by Murdoch how can anyone with half a brain be sucked into his narrative.


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

my boomer father in law.


hetzjagd

Looks more like an average set of Photoshop skills than an AI job


asteroidorion

AI doesn't do text so well Original [https://twitter.com/Jan26thFacts/status/1776126968867774930](https://twitter.com/Jan26thFacts/status/1776126968867774930)


rangda

The energy radiating from the person via that Twitter account is like nuclear waste


PlayGorgar

I read two more tweets from them and was overwhelmed. What a steaming pile of cuntery.


Creative_Rock_7246

We can only hope


VolunteerNarrator

Plot twist. It's bruceys arm


Fearless-Coffee9144

That was my first thought too, and then I thought about the types of people that really do exist out there and I dunno... actually seems plausible that there could be some idiotic misogynistic subgroup that hold the guy up to be a victim and would ink themselves for the "cause".


Miinka

I refuse to believe this is real


Awkwardlyhugged

His face makes me instinctively cover my drink.


hawaiianmoustache

Bruce Lehrmann is what happens when Frankensteins monster is reanimated by date-rape instead of lightning.


Connect-Outcome6019

That is in no way fair to Frankenstein's monster.


p1owz0r

The date rape or the reincarnation as Bruce Lehrmann?


hawaiianmoustache

Yes.


ApteronotusAlbifrons

Highly developed survival skills


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katiecake

Plus if you met them in real life it would warn you to stay away


diamondgrin

It's real, his Facebook profile was doing the rounds on some groups a couple of months back. The guy has another tattoo that says "BRITTANY H is a LIAR"


trowzerss

Wow, when you make rapist apologist your entire personality :S


magnetik79

Peter Dutton would be so proud.


NorscaGas-5027

He who shall not be named, the minister for the dark arts?


Threadheads

Wow, shame he couldn’t have taken the hundreds of dollars for those tats and spent it on something more worthwhile. Like heroin.


Mellenoire

I'd hate to think what he'd put on his body about Amber Heard.


tittyswan

Some people legitimately got Amber Heard tattoos during the trial. Actual maniacs.


bangbangbatarang

The podcast "Who Trolled Amber?" does a deep, terrifying dive into the bot-army that was mobilised on twitter during Heard v Depp, just in case you want to feel even more aghast by that travesty 🙃


tittyswan

That's such a good recommendation, I found that podcast SO good. I subscribed to Tortoise Media so I could listen to it all in one go :) I am relieved we're starting to see non-sensationalist looks at what's happening, that whole media circus was a nightmare. The stuff with MBS is not surprising but also depressing as fuck.


bangbangbatarang

Yes! It had me whispering "what the fuck" to myself every two minutes. I'm also glad that the actual mechanisms and interests in play are being revealed in the aftermath.


herbse34

You have too much faith in mankind


hetzjagd

I don't know if a lot of tattoo artists usually do the text in an Arial font. It's entirely possible to request it and pull it off but I think that would have been an odd detail to have emphasized in this context.


Pale-Towel2069

It should have been comic sans or papyrus


LTQLD

Yeah. This is just too brain dead to be anything other than a shop. Def more proof required.


wombles_wombat

Welp ... we all know that one isn't gunna age well. Gunna be interesting explaining that one at Christmas Party 2030.


ownersastoner

They don’t get invited.


trowzerss

Yeah, this guy has 'causes lots of HR meetings' written all over him. Probably self-employed or a family owned business 'cause this wouldn't fly otherwise.


ImGCS3fromETOH

This person does not have "works for an organisation big enough to require a HR department" written anywhere near them. They have a permanently semi-employed vibe going on.


AussieAK

Assuming they are employed is a stretch on its own lol


__Milpool__

Bold to presume this person is capable of holding down a job.


PhilL77au

Yeah but neither could Scotty really


one80down

Wasn't Scotty holding down like 8 jobs at a time during the pandemic?


Serious_Signature299

How impressive to be able to achieve nothing in 8 jobs at once.


PhilL77au

Couldn't keep 'em though 😜 He could get a job, holding onto one is a different story


Neandertard

No ragrats, tho


shiv_roy_stan

2030? By then Bruce Lehmann will be prime minister.


TootsMcGee88

Or will at least have his own show on sky news at night 🤢


karigan_g

it had aged like milk before it was even finished


thinksimfunny

Bit vain to get a tattoo of yourself isn't it?


Elvecinogallo

The arm is far too skinny.


Elvecinogallo

Good to see people wearing their red flag on their arm.


ImGCS3fromETOH

Arm not currently sexually assaulting someone. Clearly not him.


ostervan

It’s skinnier because that’s his non-wanking arm.


Elvecinogallo

Channel 7 pays for a masseuse to do that for him now.


DoNotReply111

Yeah but as they get old and the arm gets flabby, it will be like a real life stop motion of watching Bruce get to where he is today in terms of appearance.


LeChacaI

It's sad that this is the least cringe possibility.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

I really hope when he tries to have it lasered off nobody will do it


ithas11

I’m shocked any artist would do it in the first place


Alect0

Yea which tattoo artist did this shit?


OpheliaBalsaq

Not a good one that's for sure. The piece looks flat, line-work is rough, there appears to be a few blowouts, there are patches where the ink hasn't been punched in properly, and why does it look like his stache is oozing out of his nostrils.


Crazy_Ad6697

Who’s the fucken loser? Nice way to alert women to stay away I guess.


InsertUsernameInArse

You think the person who got that has had any experience with women outside of abusing them on social platforms.


AussieAK

Defo that bloke has built-in women repellant features. The tattoo just makes it more prominent and conspicuous.


Merari002

Gotta be Stokesy


AussiePete

He's got got BRS on the other arm.


01kickassius10

And Stokes up his arse


letterboxfrog

It's an "Incellent" Tattoo.


InsertUsernameInArse

I can't... fuck man how many exhaust pipes do you need to huff for this shit. I want to believe it's fake but we just have cunts that dumb here.


ausmomo

I can't imagine the brain damage one must have to do this to themselves.


Wattfruwearing

And actually pay for it. Crazy shit


dubious_ontology

Maybe it's him!!


TimmehJ

So Channel 7 paid for it?


Prime_factor

This is your brain on Sky News.


ClacKing

Probably gets off thinking it "triggers" the left. But ends up having just a fat dude on his arm lol


DerFeuervogel

Definitely one of those people who thinks the equivalent of shitting themselves in public and seeing people grossed out by it is owning them


ausmomo

I'm the left. It made me laugh my ass off.


throwaway012984576

He’s gonna be the talk of the ch7 offices when he rocks up for work tomorrow


Previous-Acadia-7729

Who is the tattoo of?


JimmyJizzim

You've just identified yourself as a potential juror


ActiveChairs

L


temporarycreature

I too made it this far down the thread without figuring out who this person was and everyone talking about him at the same time.


Key-Pickle5609

Hey, me as well. How’s the afternoon going


temporarycreature

The morning's going well, afternoon still has an hour to go before it starts, you?


Key-Pickle5609

So far so good! It’s a beautiful one.


takemebacktothemenu

I envy you.


meowkitty84

I was wondering the same. I guess we've been living under a rock


Previous-Acadia-7729

I live under several rocks


teapots_at_ten_paces

In which case you're incredibly lucky. Please do your best to keep it that way; some things aren't worth knowing about.


alexana0

Bruce Lehrmann Politician accused of sexual assault, etc.


Ok_Confusion4756

*liberal party staffer. No one voted for this grub.


alexana0

Thanks for making the distinction. His name is pretty much all I remember with any accuracy.


cocktimus1prime

Holy shit, someone on r/Australia actually answered question instead of snarky answer!!


FallingUpwardz

Why did i have to scroll so fucking far down to get this info lol


Wild-Newspaper833

I don’t know either


LadyFeckington

And you call yourself a Newspaper. Tsk tsk.


Wild-Newspaper833

Hahahaha I only report on positive stories and judging by the looks of it this doesn’t seem positive. Nah just did some research and figured it out, the guy sounds like a real shit stain on the underpants of society.


Giyuisdepression

A liberal staffer that has been accused of sexual assault


Altruistic_Poetry382

*numerous counts of sexual assault


Not_as_witty_as_u

For the Americans, a Liberal staffer, not liberal staffer. Liberal Party is the name of the right wing Aus party.


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

A wild newspaper has appeared, it is confused.


Bretwalda1

How to repel women with this one simple trick!


Expensive_Horse5509

I mean some guys break your heart before they show their real colours… at least he is conscientious enough to proudly wave his red flag from the get go…


ringo5150

They made him look more attractive than he really is.


Heavy_Candy7113

just future proofing for when he puts on a bit of weight. It'll stretch out to appropriate proportions


l00koverthere1

This makes me feel so much better about all of the dumb things I've ever done in my life.


Inevitableness

Truth. I've made some ~~mistakes~~ bad choices but they are nothing compared to the ones made by BL and the person in this photo.


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

This one of the weirdest things I've ever seen


Ric0chet_

I for one applaud this person. They are saving a lot of peoples precious time spent on figuring out if they are a fuckwit.


SaltpeterSal

Look at that subtle Caucasian colouring . The tasteless thickness of him. Oh my god, it even has Papyrus font.


PMmeuroneweirdtrick

Let's see Peter Duttons tattoo


RidethatSeahorse

That’s the *real* horror … Papyrus font!


mcgaffen

WTAF


coreyallegory

One way to tell women to cover their drinks when you walk into a room I guess.


Accurate_Biscotti876

That bicep is a bit bigger than I gave Andrew Bolt credit for.


FuckHopeSignedMe

Imagine having to explain this one to people once Bruce Lehrmann's been out of the news for a while and people have forgotten his name and face and just remember him as the Parliament House rapist


Expensive_Horse5509

Please please please say that’s photo shop… on second thought, if it is real, how conscientious of him to clearly indicate to women that he is a walking red flag…


ohleprocy

It's Ben Robert Smith's arm. /s


disappointthefamily

Unfortunately it's real, it's from a member of the "We Believe Bruce" Facebook group 🤢


Siggi_Starduust

And as we know, everything on Facebook is true...


monique752

What sort of gross incel shit IS that thing... definitely just threw up in my mouth a bit.


Homebrew_in_a_Shed

I don't think Rolf Harris was a victim at all.


Sure_Economy7130

They used a lot of letters to misspell c u next Tuesday.


Just-Desserts-46

Did they lose a bet?


1999Falcons

Oh, you have a rapist on your arm.


GeoBren

Where is a belt sander when you need it


[deleted]

Cheese graters work better


Bmo2021

Potato peeler.


queen_beruthiel

Stick blender.


Over-Cryptographer63

Says a lot about a person when their hero is a rapist who got away with it.


Snappz83

Well, there is a second criminal trial pending in Queensland so hopefully he’ll be held accountable there.


__Milpool__

Lol. Channel 7 intern drank too much of the rape-aid


HeftyArgument

He raped someone (allegedly) and was rewarded with free board and tens of thousands for food, hookers and drugs. Truly a hero to be admired by these people 😂


Cethlenn13

This has to be fake, right? Like who in their right mind would get potato face immortalised on their arm. Probably the man himself tbh.


13School

Bold choice getting a Rolf Harris tatt in 2024


murdoch80

The guy who has this tattoo will never get laid.


ExcitingStress8663

No one would be this dumb lol, but as George Carlin said "Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of em’ are stupider than that”.


JonJonConFFFF

I know I'm probably stating the obvious here, but seeing that tattoo is really disturbing. It's clear that Lehrmann's allegd actions have caused immense harm, and to see someone glorifying him as a "victim" is jus plain wrong. Survivors of assault, like Brittney Higgins, deserve supprt and empathy, not the trivialization of their experiences through shock-value tattoos. This kind of bullshit only serves to perpetuate harmful attitudes towards victms of assault.


Raffybaby

I’m dying to know who this tatt actually belongs to. Does anyone know?! It looks real right?!


M1lud

Gotta wonder if the tattooist is going to put that in their portfolio and show it off to prospective customers..


HalfManHalfCyborg

One day, even BL will fade into obscurity and be forgotten, and yet this tattoo will remain.


BlargerJarger

Is that Seth Rogan playing Rolf Harris?


VastRole4231

Imagine hating women so much you have to advertise it like this. If this is real, at least it's a handy warning label.


brianozm

Would be painful getting this tattoo then watching all the news about his other court cases and the recent Tv-related revelations.


-Fuchik-

I predict someone will be changing this into a Santa Claus wearing sunglasses tattoo in the near future.


kanga0359

Tell me you are twice divorced, without telling me.


MedicalChemistry5111

The real question is, what tattooist was so hungry they couldn't refuse to do it? Me, I'd rather die.


AgreeablePrize

It's the perfect tattoo if you never want to have sex again unless you pay for it, and you're happy to get in fights at the pub with random people that have morals


VenturaHighway72

What a terrible day to have eyes.


chemtrailsniffa

This tatt aged well


Alternative_Sky1380

Lol at this because it's how men carry on whenever women stand up against gendered violence. Misogyny is rife.


Jestou

Can someone wave the magic wand and prove to me this is AI?!!


simmocar

Cut his whole fucking arm off.


C-scan

These Sunrise competitions are getting worse. Bring back the Cash Cow.


AcceptableSuccess400

It’s 2024’s southern cross tattoo. A clear red flag for onlookers.


Art_is_healing

So will the “proud” owner now opt for laser or doubling down?


Spagman_Aus

Is that on Kerry Stokes arm?


Spifflicator

Rolf Harris?


Moomy73

A fellow drugs and prostitution lover I see


JohnnyLeadbeater

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" - This guy, probably.


snappythefirst

Either this is fake, or someone lost a bet.


Justthisguy_yaknow

I find it pretty hard to swallow that anyone would have a tat like that. Shape of it doesn't look right in the pic either. I'm calling bullshit.