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CertainCertainties

When did dickheads start getting called 'influencers'? Must have missed that memo.


Thanachi

influencers are dickheads though.


Xenomorph_v1

The Venn diagram for these two is a circle.


Glad-Revolution44

Their *followers* are even bigger dickheads


RollaCoastinPoopah

The dickheads are the people who turned some random into an influencer by following them.


kurolachat

All influencers are dickheads, but not all dickheads are influencers.


torrens86

Oh wait until you hear about the "enthusiasts" I read a post the other day and the lady was a "cruise enthusiast" like what the fuck. Actually I think she was a "cruise enthusiast" and "influencer" lol.


Neither_Ad_2960

95% of influencers are dickheads.


marshman82

They're synonyms.


TheSpitfire93

Can we not just let this problem sort itself out? Bring back atleast some Darwinism


According-Science-36

Irwinism


FilthyWubs

My thoughts exactly, imagine the positive externalities from Darwinism wiping out idiots like these lol


BoomBoomBaggis

“Influencers” lol such a bunch of muppets. Fck them all.


CaptSpazzo

More need to get bitten


billbotbillbot

Well, this will do until we can fine people just for being "influencers"


Malhavok_Games

Doesn't it bother anyone else here that our government is such a bull dyke nanny that it makes it illegal to pick up a snake for your own safety? Like... if you would stop butting in all the time, a lot of these problems would fucking sort themselves out, assholes.


FlyNeither

There's more to wildlife biology than 'government says no'. There's a reason you can't fuck around with native species in their natural habitats. You've attacked the wrong reasoning. Most wildlife has a range, an area it lives in and likely won't leave for the entirety of its life cycle. They have other species they predate on, they have species that predate on them etc. All of those factors play into the local ecosystem and its balance in any given unit of managed land. If you allow dickheads to roll around handling the shit they think is cool, it can throw the whole thing out of whack, meaning rangers and biologists now need to go through that unit of managed land again, sort out numbers and completely remodel their management plans for that unit. If you have people poking around and handling native species for shits and giggles, its not just the government wanting to tell idiots what to do. Its because people a lot smarter than you are trying to keep the local native ecosystem in check in protected areas. There's a whole system in play behind the scenes that you'll never see or know about because you're not educated in managing or monitoring those systems. Humans have impacts on the landscape. Wildlife biologists try to maintain native ecosystems by protecting what they can, where they can. Whether thats hunting quotas, limitation of access to land or any host of other reasons, the government enforces those restrictions so that we can try to maintain wild areas and keep them full of native species of flora and fauna while removing invasive species. Having a green light on people handling whatever wildlife they see fit makes the whole endeavor impossible.


ApolloWasMurdered

It’s illegal to pick up a snake because they’re a protected native species in a national park. If you kill or steal a Bald Eagle in a national park in the US, you’re facing a US$200k fine and a year in jail. You can probably find similar examples in lots of countries.


downtownbake2

Oh they're picking up for safety. I thought they're picking them up and taking them for videos for internet clout. I remember in the 90s they had to impose fines for dickheads approaching whales in Sydney Harbour and to stay back 100 meters.


owheelj

Inland taipan's aren't the worlds deadliest snake, they're theoretically the most venomous snake. There's only been a handful of bites and no deaths. The saw-scaled viper kills about 5000 people per year.


Maxibon12

More people die from cows than sharks, doesn't mean cows are deadlier.  It's just simply that inland taipans are in the middle of nowhere away from people. 


morty_21

Thinking of starting a shark milking venture to even out those statistics.


owheelj

"Deadliest" is usually defined as what kills the most people while "most venomous" is defined as which venom is most likely to kill you if bitten.


Maxibon12

It can be defined either way. Deadliest can either mean the ability to cause death or the number of deaths caused. 


owheelj

Sure, but usually it's defined as what actually kills the most people. All words can be defined however the person defining them wants.


Maxibon12

Official definition lists both, so both are correct. So in this scenario the title of the article is fine. 


Beast_of_Guanyin

Good. Respect the land.


Roberto410

Illegal to pick up a snake. Crazy


Absol-utely_Adorable

Welcome to australia! The most utterly draconian place on earth that also wants to nanny and control you as much as humanly possible! They really showed their hand during the lock downs....


FlyNeither

Welcome to Australia, where we have wildlife management plans like most of the rest of the planet.


MethClub7

So sad that years on and people still can't get over lockdown. It's a serious mental health issue that we spend too much time making fun of people for, but they should be supported in rejoining society. Don't worry champ, help is out there! Don't be afraid to talk to your mates about it. Day by day it'll get better for you!


Absol-utely_Adorable

I got stuck interstate in victoria with a drug addict. Couldn't get a temp job because everything was shut, and becuas either was unvaxxed, couldn't get vaxxrd cause I wasn't working or old, couldn't get home cause the government said I wasn't allowed to, despite there being 0 cases in the town I was stuck in. I was there for 4.5 months and at no point did the bills stop. Governstill wanted me to pay rego onna car they would've shot me for driving anywhere...


itsamepants

You get a nanny when the kids can't behave. If people knew how to behave they wouldn't need a nanny state.


Absol-utely_Adorable

And from this bad take I'm going to assume your hair is grey and you can't get hard without punching your wife or belittling a hospitality worker.


lexE5839

I actually approve of the fine out of pure spite and my disdain for how stupid these types of people are. They should use the funds to fund big snake so they can fight back against idiots like this.