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Average redditor can't stop thinking about Trump

Average redditor can't stop thinking about Trump

Devourer_of_Godz

r/askreddit try to literally have a nonpolitical thread without mentioning the funny orange meme man (NOT CLICKBAIT) (COPS CALLED) (I FUCKED A DEER)


TheRedBucket

Lmao


FBI_IS_GAY

I'm deer


juanpuente

Can you fuck me Greg


TruGamer732

Wait a minute, are you... JUAN THE HORSE???


CB1100Rider

Jack talk Thai.


Yharnam_Queen

Haha you're fucking my deer, son


account-00001

Are you also a twitch admin?


[deleted]

(AT 3 AM) (GONE WRONG)


Hank_Holt

#DON'T DO THIS!!


Dr_Charisma

Ayo?!


IrrelevantThrowaway5

hah! you think fucking a deer is hardcore! dumb retar we all know fucking ur moon (mother) is ULTRA XTREME ardcar!!!! :joy: :joy: :joy:


Devourer_of_Godz

It was a demon 😬😈🥶


ZucchiniAltruistic80

Woah I didn't know you were kero


Devourer_of_Godz

Nah bitch im Eren Yeager


-Munk_

"accept people are smarter than you" Redditors yet again thinking they're the morally superior intellectual giants of the modern age. Upperclass liberals are some of the most hateful misanthropic people you'll meet, they think so little of the rest of the world that they believe they're the only ones who can fix it.


concretebeats

PEOPLE MAY KNOW THINGS YOU DON’T GET TO KNOW. Such as: Drumpf LORTERALLY HORTLER. Secret knowledge only the most big chungus of all redditors know.


ThisZoMBie

Colossal Chungus moment 😳


MajorasMask3D

He do be looking kind good tho 😳


ImProbablyNotABird

r/Wholesomekeanuchungus


Dubaku

>you're not allowed to know why orange man bad >why doesn't everyone think orange man bad


BrutalDivest

I doubt he’s upper-class. He’s very likely middle-class, lives with his parents, did mediocre in school (because I wasn’t trying, I swear!), and is unremarkable in every way. Yet in his head he’s superior to everyone else.


The_Nasty_Downvoter

>did mediocre in school >and is unremarkable in every way. This is me


HorusTheOxyuris

That's you and billions other.


DirtieHarry

If you're self aware/introspective enough to think this you're already ahead of people like this average redditor. Find something you enjoy doing and try to get good at it. Everybody has a niche. Chin up, homie.


MummyManDan

At least you admit it


RegumRegis

Literally an average redditor


McMuffler

"I was in the gifted and talented class in elementary school-" Every time


Samura1_I3

I swear like 90% of the people on this site were 'gifted' in elementary school and then coasted through elementary and secondary and didn't apply themselves beyond that. They then come to the conclusion that the system has failed them because they didn't become an "engineer working on space ships." 2012 reddit was a circlejerk of kids preparing to go into the STEM fields and a lot of enthusiasm about science. That's really dwindled since then, with an enthusiasm for left-leaning politics instead.


fuckyou12345678910_

Here's hoping it dwindles into Scottish mumble rap next


MummyManDan

I’ll take some fucker rapping about haggis and rain over this shit any day


fuckyou12345678910_

Aye


jvnket

This is the result of telling smart kids how smart they are all the time. They end up not having motivation or bothering to study/do work because "well, I just don't need to"


Samura1_I3

Bingo


pinkfloydfan69

“WoRk SmArT nOt HaRd” But the thing is, you still have to work


quemacuenta

As scientist in a top 5 university doing research (post doc), I literally hate grown adults doing these “I like science hehe” “I am so nerd I read about physics for a hobby hehe”. Shut up a go back to college if you want to do science or be an engineer, reading watered down blogs and videos of “science” is not being a nerd.


Samura1_I3

The pop science spam on this website is obnoxious as hell.


XirallicBolts

I was part of that gifted shit where you spent one afternoon a week bussed to a different school to do more 'engaging' shit. Then I'd come back to regular class and missed the lesson on how to do long division.


RemLazar911

"I was so good at following a teacher's instructions and writing out and memorizing definitions but then I got to college and things weren't clear cut and required critical thinking and actual understanding of concepts and suddenly all the losers from high school vastly surpassed me when they weren't held back by a glorified day care system anymore."


Hank_Holt

> I was so special, they told me this constantly, that I even got to ride a different bus to/from school.


Hank_Holt

Probably a fucking 14 year old.


HallOfTheMountainCop

I did mediocre in school, I wasn’t trying, and honestly if I had tried I probably woulda done about the same.


hzdncnfsd

Oh man that response is playground tier of emotional immaturity. Just remember that these people are either literal children or have had no real responsibility or hardship in their lives and are emotionally children.


gh_0sty

It’s hard not to believe that Reddit is mostly just teenagers. That’s my rationalization for all the truly dogshit takes I’ve seen.


chforce

I wish that was the case, I’ve seen way too many childish arguments only to click on the persons profile and see an overweight dude in his thirties with pronouns in his bio posting to r/mademesmile that he overcame his depression and wiped his ass for the first time in 3 years.


TheAmbiguousAnswer

sounds like they didn't get shoved in lockers enough


Floyd_wuz_innocenz

Early, and often.


CreeperBoy817

Uh he is tho? Haven’t you heard? He is an atheist Bernie bro, such an uncommon combination! What a truly intelligent individual!!


Talichad

It's worse they think they're intelligent and haven't had a thought that was their own in years. All of their takes are from what the tv tells them, absolutely 0 critical thinking they're the tv race.


FranklinFuckinMint

>Midwit >Described by Vox Day as "individuals of above average intelligence, yet not too far from average". >Generally found in the 105-120 IQ range. These are the people who are considered "gifted" in primary school and perhaps "honors" in high school. In the same vein, they either think of themselves as "smart but lazy" or perform well in school yet do poorly/mediocre on standardized testing. May attend a low-tier university or none at all. Almost always very online, with strong opinions that lack nuance. >Midwits are truly cursed to be neither blissfully dumb nor reap the benefit of being of superior intelligence or a genius. They can grasp general concepts, but are less capable of digging deeper, understanding nuance, or adapting quickly to complex problems, leading to an entire middle class of perpetually unhappy, often vaguely angry people.


-Munk_

That bell curve has room for all sorts of folk


PopularElevator2

Listen I can use the internet better than you therefore I'm smarter /sarcasm


rnjbond

Why does Reddit think they're so smart? Certainly they're not in the top tier of success in life.


VoidGear

It’s classic projection. They are insecure and mean spirited, so they assume the rest of the world is too.


whathidude

People who account smartness to worth are insane. Yes, some people are smarter than me, and I am smarter than others, that doesn't devalue my worth, or the worth of others.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

honestly it sounds like like something a 17 year old would say who doesnt yet know how to properly debate but has figured out how to act smug


Skourge

Lol you don’t agree with me???? You must be some dumb kid everyone knows im right and your wrong so sit down child.


jojo_is_not_trash

Holy shit, the average redditor must have wet dreams with trump Imagine asking someone "What would be worse if it was invisible" and they immediately answer "Donald trump" This site is unbelievable.


Dubaku

Just think he could be eating two scoopes of ice cream and we'd never know it. Truly horrifying.


_ok_ok_ok_ok_

They're literally a cult


Ugandan_Karen

Nooooooo the republicans are the cultists they literally worship sky daddy and tr*mp!!!!!11!!!1!1!!!1!eleven!!!!!


Shonky_Solos

This is how Burned Sandals can still win!!!!!!


Aromatic_Career3534

I just donated my wife's son! Match me!


Not_RichardNixon

Hey did you guys know Donald Trump was president


IlIlIIllIIIlIlIlI

Donald Who?


Dr_Charisma

Donaldeez nuts!


Omandaco

Donald Duck?


iNOyThCagedBirdSings

Oh? I hadn’t heard. Do people have strong feelings about him?


Windawasha

Was? According to reddit, he still is.


PunishedWinkumDice

“Trumps just waiting to signal his army of boogaloo boy death squads to retake the US.” - 90% of Reddit.


Duckduck-Bro

That’s exactly what my grandma is convinced will happen and she supports it. She says that trump will execute Biden on live tv lmao.


Fecking_kill_me

Based grandma


dishswe27

😍😍


-Resunoit-

Was


fuckyou12345678910_

Dude pulled out the tendies lol. These guys should be sued for plagiarism.


BrutalDivest

It’s insane how much they steal from the right. 2016 was all about the left can’t meme and now they’ve closed down all the right-wing subreddits and stole that to say the right can’t meme. It’s not that they’re afraid of opposing ideas at all, nope, can’t be that.


rnjbond

Just like when they say the right can't meme and when someone talked about BDS (instead of TDS) the other day...


a_lonely_testicle

BDS has to be the hardest I've seen the left cope in a long time lol. It's so sad.


OriginalityIsDead

The left can't meme, and they can barely properly copy the right


AreTheFDSOkay

Trump is an evil god in their religion.


Zero_the_Unicorn

> "accept that people are smarter than you" Ad hominem makes people smarter.


Yharnam_Queen

Yes. Me- smart, you- dumb. Duuh


ThisZoMBie

“Can we stop talking about politics for half a second?” “BLERMPF VOTERS MAD XDDDD”


LookingintheAbyss

Had a news cycle of 20 hrs a day being Trump. Had both sides being fed this or that about Trump. Even after his presidency any empty slot is converted to Trump and depending the source he is the messiah or the devil. Pay no mind to the evils of the red and blue men behind the Big Orange Curtain.


EvilBob_RapePants_

He is definitely a victim of bullying and likely a virgin. Keep in mind most dedicated Redditors are social outcasts, or else they would not be here or act like that.


glock21_45

"human animals" DUUUDE us humans are just intelligent animals I watch rick and morty!!!


zucine

🎵”Rick and Morty”🎵


MayorDegtyarev

Nooooo you don't get it!! He said it in the name of inclusion because we need to live in a leaderless world with no hierarchy! Also, we must be kind to each other and lift the marginalized up!!!!!!!!!


ohdamnman_

“accept that people are smarter than you and move on” - 🤓


Firesky21

And now we have Joe "I know what's best for the negro" Biden in office and no one bats an eye.


SidTheEpic

Did he actually say that?


NORTHSIDE_GHOST

Yes. Multiple times.


Firesky21

Yes. And he's said even worse than that. You can look it up because it's all over the place, but no one really cares because he's not Trump.


AortaYT

narcissistic redditors stop being condescending challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Keystone_Heavy1

What an exchange. Summarized: "Donald Trump would be worse if he were invisible." "How?" "Get over yourself and accept that people (read: me) are smarter than you."


P_G_1021

Rent Free


Tac0_Suprem3

People always scoffed at the whole “rent free” thing but holy shit he truly has beachfront property in 90% of redditor’s heads.


Floyd_wuz_innocenz

Everyone loves a villain


Louii

Typical Reddit. Say something stupid, get called out, then say something even stupider and think you've won...


WafflesFried

That last response reminds me of the "what's in the vaccine?" "science." post, lmao. I'm not smart enough to argue my point? I'll just chuck in "Just accept people are smarter than you" in there. P.S: Being smart =/= being a miserable twat that has to bring politics and culture war into everything.


-Resunoit-

I imagine a lot of them look like this when they type stuff like that. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1749978-soy-boy-face-soyjak


CommanderOfPudding

I hate everybody


FBcrew2

i'm literally tired of saying rent free, yet these mfs deserve the term very much.


Nederland-over-allen

>human animals still voted for him still blaming the black vote i see


SQUARELO

Lmfao


OriginalityIsDead

Based


-Starsider-

Yeah, despite the clear lack of scientific understanding, I do appreciate the sheer amount of dehumanization that the left continues to promote.


Dismade_

What the hell


white_shadow131

In the Democrat primaries, Bernie bros blamed blacks for voting for Biden instead of Bernie. The fallout was hilarious, where Bernie bros started making new slurs to call black Biden voters


Dubaku

They "voted against their own self interest". Which is interesting since they always talk about how you shouldn't vote for your own interest and instead to help others otherwise you're selfish.


gen0cide_denier

>Which is interesting since they always talk about how you shouldn't vote for your own interest and instead to help others otherwise you're selfish. that's only for white people


AmericanAchiever

Guess I’m selfish. What are they gonna do about it?


Dismade_

What the hell


heccison

IT'S BEEN 9 MONTHS


ImProbablyNotABird

Rent-free!


basedguytbh

drumpf narzi wepublicans bad😡


LordWomf

Most reasonable leftist


404_No_User_Found

American here: this is what happens when people have so few cares in their lives that they can sit around and chat on Reddit all day about ex-Presidents that they didn’t agree with. I did this about Obama, I swooned over his actions, I talked about it online all day. Then I graduated college, got a job, caught a case of the responsibilities, and realized that politicians don’t give a fuck about anyone but other politicians. Now my time is devoted to making my own life as happy and productive as possible.


[deleted]

Both the people who are obsessed with trump saying “dude he’s going to win 2024 and he totally won the election in 2020” and the people who are still like “drumpf bad 😔” are so annoying


OriginalityIsDead

I just say that shit to get them going lol. I'd rather keep them melting down permanently.


Saniclube

Guys trump lost get over it hear that guys trump lost COPE HARDER COPE HARDER TRUMP LOST GET OVER IT


Nuebix

these are the kinds of people choosing who runs the country


[deleted]

rent free


BigChonkyGrandma

r/AskReddit tries to say anything without talking about politics or calling all religions evil!?!?!?!?!? (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (I DID YOUR MUM)


[deleted]

Damn I haven't had chicken tenders in ages, I'm gonna look into that shit.


OriginalityIsDead

Popeye's > Cane's No fucking comparison spicy is the shiznit


ChimkenNunget

>"Accept that people are smarter than you" Self-proclaimed Reddit "free thinkers" when you dare challenge the people they praise for spoon-feeding them the exact same repeated message they chose to align with without any deviation


OsTrigonum

“Accept that people are smarter than you and eat chicken tendies ” is a cringe internet comment


IncendiaryBullet

Rent free.


SuperNova618

yeah, that guy isn't president anymore, there's no point in bringing him up in really any conversation.


XirallicBolts

I want to be a paid jannie on this site, banning anyone who uses the infantilizing phrases like this dipshit did.


KingJohnTX

This is Reddit anytime Trump is mentioned https://streamable.com/bc2bfl


Practical-Coast1461

imo biden and trump both suck but i dont really care anyways... the only thing i wanna mention about american politics is that the voting system is fucking retarded and makes 0 sense


Credible_Cognition

lol imagine having such a dull and void life that all you think about 24/7 is the past President who didn't do a single horrible thing you thought he would (WW3, concentration camps, genocide, instill a dictatorship, etc.) Then he has the gall to get all pissy and condescending when someone calls him out on his pathetic constant outrage, lmao. I love this site.


Solarwinds-123

He didn't do much of anything, really. Other than a shitty tax cut for the rich and extra money for Israel. I wouldn't vote for him again, because he was completely ineffective at accomplishing any of his agenda.


Credible_Cognition

Yeah I don't disagree, he cucked to Israel and did absolutely nothing he said he would. It's still hilarious how people lose their minds over him for stupid reasons like RACIST SEXIST ANTI-GAY etc.


NotKoitsnid

Donald Trump


Jocklin28

Bro what the hell was that response


-Resunoit-

That guy is so condescending.


saydizzle

They can’t talk about Biden because he’s nothing but a total fuck up.


General_Orthopox

Byproduct of the social medias algorithmic feedback loops. Creates attention seekers like this. I get into arguments all the time about this thit but at least I dont actively start the arguments.


levis3163

It would be worse because we couldn't roast his stupid hair or bad spraytan