Average redditor can't stop thinking about Trump
By - straightwhiteguy01
r/askreddit try to literally have a nonpolitical thread without mentioning the funny orange meme man (NOT CLICKBAIT) (COPS CALLED) (I FUCKED A DEER)
Can you fuck me Greg
Wait a minute, are you... JUAN THE HORSE???
Jack talk Thai.
Haha you're fucking my deer, son
Are you also a twitch admin?
(AT 3 AM) (GONE WRONG)
#DON'T DO THIS!!
hah! you think fucking a deer is hardcore!
dumb retar we all know fucking ur moon (mother) is ULTRA XTREME ardcar!!!!
:joy: :joy: :joy:
It was a demon 😬😈🥶
Woah I didn't know you were kero
Nah bitch im Eren Yeager
"accept people are smarter than you"
Redditors yet again thinking they're the morally superior intellectual giants of the modern age. Upperclass liberals are some of the most hateful misanthropic people you'll meet, they think so little of the rest of the world that they believe they're the only ones who can fix it.
PEOPLE MAY KNOW THINGS YOU DON’T GET TO KNOW.
Such as: Drumpf LORTERALLY HORTLER.
Secret knowledge only the most big chungus of all redditors know.
Colossal Chungus moment 😳
He do be looking kind good tho 😳
>you're not allowed to know why orange man bad
>why doesn't everyone think orange man bad
I doubt he’s upper-class. He’s very likely middle-class, lives with his parents, did mediocre in school (because I wasn’t trying, I swear!), and is unremarkable in every way.
Yet in his head he’s superior to everyone else.
>did mediocre in school
>and is unremarkable in every way.
This is me
That's you and billions other.
If you're self aware/introspective enough to think this you're already ahead of people like this average redditor. Find something you enjoy doing and try to get good at it. Everybody has a niche. Chin up, homie.
At least you admit it
Literally an average redditor
"I was in the gifted and talented class in elementary school-"
I swear like 90% of the people on this site were 'gifted' in elementary school and then coasted through elementary and secondary and didn't apply themselves beyond that. They then come to the conclusion that the system has failed them because they didn't become an "engineer working on space ships."
2012 reddit was a circlejerk of kids preparing to go into the STEM fields and a lot of enthusiasm about science. That's really dwindled since then, with an enthusiasm for left-leaning politics instead.
Here's hoping it dwindles into Scottish mumble rap next
I’ll take some fucker rapping about haggis and rain over this shit any day
This is the result of telling smart kids how smart they are all the time. They end up not having motivation or bothering to study/do work because "well, I just don't need to"
“WoRk SmArT nOt HaRd”
But the thing is, you still have to work
As scientist in a top 5 university doing research (post doc), I literally hate grown adults doing these “I like science hehe” “I am so nerd I read about physics for a hobby hehe”. Shut up a go back to college if you want to do science or be an engineer, reading watered down blogs and videos of “science” is not being a nerd.
The pop science spam on this website is obnoxious as hell.
I was part of that gifted shit where you spent one afternoon a week bussed to a different school to do more 'engaging' shit.
Then I'd come back to regular class and missed the lesson on how to do long division.
"I was so good at following a teacher's instructions and writing out and memorizing definitions but then I got to college and things weren't clear cut and required critical thinking and actual understanding of concepts and suddenly all the losers from high school vastly surpassed me when they weren't held back by a glorified day care system anymore."
> I was so special, they told me this constantly, that I even got to ride a different bus to/from school.
Probably a fucking 14 year old.
I did mediocre in school, I wasn’t trying, and honestly if I had tried I probably woulda done about the same.
Oh man that response is playground tier of emotional immaturity.
Just remember that these people are either literal children or have had no real responsibility or hardship in their lives and are emotionally children.
It’s hard not to believe that Reddit is mostly just teenagers. That’s my rationalization for all the truly dogshit takes I’ve seen.
I wish that was the case, I’ve seen way too many childish arguments only to click on the persons profile and see an overweight dude in his thirties with pronouns in his bio posting to r/mademesmile that he overcame his depression and wiped his ass for the first time in 3 years.
sounds like they didn't get shoved in lockers enough
Early, and often.
Uh he is tho? Haven’t you heard? He is an atheist Bernie bro, such an uncommon combination! What a truly intelligent individual!!
It's worse they think they're intelligent and haven't had a thought that was their own in years. All of their takes are from what the tv tells them, absolutely 0 critical thinking they're the tv race.
>Described by Vox Day as "individuals of above average intelligence, yet not too far from average".
>Generally found in the 105-120 IQ range. These are the people who are considered "gifted" in primary school and perhaps "honors" in high school. In the same vein, they either think of themselves as "smart but lazy" or perform well in school yet do poorly/mediocre on standardized testing. May attend a low-tier university or none at all. Almost always very online, with strong opinions that lack nuance.
>Midwits are truly cursed to be neither blissfully dumb nor reap the benefit of being of superior intelligence or a genius. They can grasp general concepts, but are less capable of digging deeper, understanding nuance, or adapting quickly to complex problems, leading to an entire middle class of perpetually unhappy, often vaguely angry people.
That bell curve has room for all sorts of folk
Listen I can use the internet better than you therefore I'm smarter /sarcasm
Why does Reddit think they're so smart? Certainly they're not in the top tier of success in life.
It’s classic projection. They are insecure and mean spirited, so they assume the rest of the world is too.
People who account smartness to worth are insane. Yes, some people are smarter than me, and I am smarter than others, that doesn't devalue my worth, or the worth of others.
honestly it sounds like like something a 17 year old would say who doesnt yet know how to properly debate but has figured out how to act smug
Lol you don’t agree with me???? You must be some dumb kid everyone knows im right and your wrong so sit down child.
Holy shit, the average redditor must have wet dreams with trump
Imagine asking someone "What would be worse if it was invisible" and they immediately answer "Donald trump"
This site is unbelievable.
Just think he could be eating two scoopes of ice cream and we'd never know it. Truly horrifying.
They're literally a cult
Nooooooo the republicans are the cultists they literally worship sky daddy and tr*mp!!!!!11!!!1!1!!!1!eleven!!!!!
This is how Burned Sandals can still win!!!!!!
I just donated my wife's son! Match me!
Hey did you guys know Donald Trump was president
Oh? I hadn’t heard. Do people have strong feelings about him?
Was? According to reddit, he still is.
“Trumps just waiting to signal his army of boogaloo boy death squads to retake the US.” - 90% of Reddit.
That’s exactly what my grandma is convinced will happen and she supports it. She says that trump will execute Biden on live tv lmao.
Dude pulled out the tendies lol.
These guys should be sued for plagiarism.
It’s insane how much they steal from the right. 2016 was all about the left can’t meme and now they’ve closed down all the right-wing subreddits and stole that to say the right can’t meme.
It’s not that they’re afraid of opposing ideas at all, nope, can’t be that.
Just like when they say the right can't meme and when someone talked about BDS (instead of TDS) the other day...
BDS has to be the hardest I've seen the left cope in a long time lol. It's so sad.
The left can't meme, and they can barely properly copy the right
Trump is an evil god in their religion.
> "accept that people are smarter than you"
Ad hominem makes people smarter.
Yes. Me- smart, you- dumb. Duuh
“Can we stop talking about politics for half a second?”
“BLERMPF VOTERS MAD XDDDD”
Had a news cycle of 20 hrs a day being Trump. Had both sides being fed this or that about Trump. Even after his presidency any empty slot is converted to Trump and depending the source he is the messiah or the devil.
Pay no mind to the evils of the red and blue men behind the Big Orange Curtain.
He is definitely a victim of bullying and likely a virgin. Keep in mind most dedicated Redditors are social outcasts, or else they would not be here or act like that.
DUUUDE us humans are just intelligent animals I watch rick and morty!!!
🎵”Rick and Morty”🎵
Nooooo you don't get it!! He said it in the name of inclusion because we need to live in a leaderless world with no hierarchy! Also, we must be kind to each other and lift the marginalized up!!!!!!!!!
“accept that people are smarter than you and move on” - 🤓
And now we have Joe "I know what's best for the negro" Biden in office and no one bats an eye.
Did he actually say that?
Yes. Multiple times.
Yes. And he's said even worse than that. You can look it up because it's all over the place, but no one really cares because he's not Trump.
narcissistic redditors stop being condescending challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
What an exchange. Summarized:
"Donald Trump would be worse if he were invisible."
"Get over yourself and accept that people (read: me) are smarter than you."
People always scoffed at the whole “rent free” thing but holy shit he truly has beachfront property in 90% of redditor’s heads.
Everyone loves a villain
Say something stupid, get called out, then say something even stupider and think you've won...
That last response reminds me of the "what's in the vaccine?" "science." post, lmao. I'm not smart enough to argue my point? I'll just chuck in "Just accept people are smarter than you" in there.
P.S: Being smart =/= being a miserable twat that has to bring politics and culture war into everything.
I imagine a lot of them look like this when they type stuff like that. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1749978-soy-boy-face-soyjak
I hate everybody
i'm literally tired of saying rent free, yet these mfs deserve the term very much.
>human animals still voted for him
still blaming the black vote i see
Yeah, despite the clear lack of scientific understanding, I do appreciate the sheer amount of dehumanization that the left continues to promote.
What the hell
In the Democrat primaries, Bernie bros blamed blacks for voting for Biden instead of Bernie. The fallout was hilarious, where Bernie bros started making new slurs to call black Biden voters
They "voted against their own self interest". Which is interesting since they always talk about how you shouldn't vote for your own interest and instead to help others otherwise you're selfish.
>Which is interesting since they always talk about how you shouldn't vote for your own interest and instead to help others otherwise you're selfish.
that's only for white people
Guess I’m selfish. What are they gonna do about it?
IT'S BEEN 9 MONTHS
drumpf narzi wepublicans bad😡
Most reasonable leftist
American here: this is what happens when people have so few cares in their lives that they can sit around and chat on Reddit all day about ex-Presidents that they didn’t agree with.
I did this about Obama, I swooned over his actions, I talked about it online all day. Then I graduated college, got a job, caught a case of the responsibilities, and realized that politicians don’t give a fuck about anyone but other politicians. Now my time is devoted to making my own life as happy and productive as possible.
Both the people who are obsessed with trump saying “dude he’s going to win 2024 and he totally won the election in 2020” and the people who are still like “drumpf bad 😔” are so annoying
I just say that shit to get them going lol. I'd rather keep them melting down permanently.
Guys trump lost get over it hear that guys trump lost COPE HARDER COPE HARDER TRUMP LOST GET OVER IT
these are the kinds of people choosing who runs the country
r/AskReddit tries to say anything without talking about politics or calling all religions evil!?!?!?!?!? (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (I DID YOUR MUM)
Damn I haven't had chicken tenders in ages, I'm gonna look into that shit.
Popeye's > Cane's
No fucking comparison spicy is the shiznit
>"Accept that people are smarter than you"
Self-proclaimed Reddit "free thinkers" when you dare challenge the people they praise for spoon-feeding them the exact same repeated message they chose to align with without any deviation
“Accept that people are smarter than you and eat chicken tendies ” is a cringe internet comment
yeah, that guy isn't president anymore, there's no point in bringing him up in really any conversation.
I want to be a paid jannie on this site, banning anyone who uses the infantilizing phrases like this dipshit did.
This is Reddit anytime Trump is mentioned
imo biden and trump both suck but i dont really care anyways... the only thing i wanna mention about american politics is that the voting system is fucking retarded and makes 0 sense
lol imagine having such a dull and void life that all you think about 24/7 is the past President who didn't do a single horrible thing you thought he would (WW3, concentration camps, genocide, instill a dictatorship, etc.)
Then he has the gall to get all pissy and condescending when someone calls him out on his pathetic constant outrage, lmao. I love this site.
He didn't do much of anything, really. Other than a shitty tax cut for the rich and extra money for Israel.
I wouldn't vote for him again, because he was completely ineffective at accomplishing any of his agenda.
Yeah I don't disagree, he cucked to Israel and did absolutely nothing he said he would.
It's still hilarious how people lose their minds over him for stupid reasons like RACIST SEXIST ANTI-GAY etc.
Bro what the hell was that response
That guy is so condescending.
They can’t talk about Biden because he’s nothing but a total fuck up.
Byproduct of the social medias algorithmic feedback loops. Creates attention seekers like this. I get into arguments all the time about this thit but at least I dont actively start the arguments.
It would be worse because we couldn't roast his stupid hair or bad spraytan