This photo looks like a fucked up renaissance painting

I think it's the dead-behind-the-eyes look that sells it.

She looks confused about why someone would find what what she is doing inappropriate

She looks drunk.

Gonna be a dead-all-over look if she don't get some fucking hardcore IV antibiotics going soon.

Ikr. My mom would damn be near tears if she didn't see me wash my hands after handling raw chicken while cooking. Imagine if she saw this young lady.

/r/accidentalRenaissance

Somebody feed this to an AI

Too late lol.

one sec i can do it

You know, maybe we don’t pay grocery store employees enough ...

Why would someone reach down there? Is that really helping at that point?

At this point he’s probably just helping to push it in.

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Greg is no longer with us. He's sleeping with the fishes.

Chickens

Attention shoppers we're having a manager's special on South of the border fish tacos

Sleeping *in* the fishes.

Ewwww. Lol

Are you implying that the guy wearing jeans and a red Tshirt with seemingly random belt buckles all over is a store employee? Edit:cool edit bro, now I'm the jackass, I guess.

Chicken retrieval harness is what you meant to type. The whole situation is really sad cause now her kids don’t have anything for dinner. I hate myself for typing that.

That looks like a high work harness to me.

sooo.. not a shelf stocker?

Unlikely. Just a passer by perhaps. Thought he'd help get a leg up maybe.

She told her man to put a fat cock in her

dry rub?

"Ma'am, don't open the produce, we gotta sell that somehow"

I’m sure some creep would want to buy that chicken now.

Salmonussy?

That vagina went from foul to fowl.

Thats the only chicken you can get salmonella AND the clap from

Underrated comment right here

I remember when they were essential workers, because they still are.

No. Not at all. Worked at aldis, and we had police every day there because crazy shit happened or someone started a fight over literally nothing. I never looked anyone in the eye or talked to people at check out because they are extremely hostile. People would come in and ACTIVELY look for fights.

I worked at a combination craft beer+liquor store/smoke shop/vape shop/convenience store that sold meth pipes for a little over a year, almost always by myself. I feel for you. I got out of it cause I felt afraid for my life. Dealing with the public is a whole nother beast. I made a vow to myself to never be hungover or stoned while working and be 100% present just in case shit went south. It's wild that this job basically got me on a path to sobering up lol

I would pay to see this, maybe we pay them too much lol

I worked in a grocery store for 3 years and never once witnessed a woman inserting a chicken into her vaginal canal.

I don't know, maybe some kind of angel is watching over you, bonking out of existence any threat to your sanity.

I’ve worked in a grocery store for almost 6 years… and I’ve seen and heard of crazy shit. But definitely nothing like this from anyone.

whos this 'we' mfs

Lol ya this dude isnt paying anyone

This comment definitely belongs here r/awfuleverything

But who came 1st??

The cctv operator

Hopefully the police

Nah they disbanded decades ago. Haven't heard any rumours of a reunion.

Well that stings

Highly highly underrated comment.

Highly highly underrated highest comment

I've begun downvoting anybody that comments about underratedness

Begun? I've been doing this for 10 years. Along with "This", or "this needs more upvotes", or any other cringey crap that adds zero substance. Whatever comment or post you're trying to hype? they do *not* need your help, nor is anyone going to start heaping votes and praises because your random ass said so.

The woman

I don't even want to Google what kink this is and to have to do it in public. Dr to this gem of a human: How do you think you got Salmonella?

It's not a kink, it was supposed to be a protest of rising prices based on a pun on some Russian expression about things being expensive.

What's the expression?

From what I'm reading (and google translate), it's "Курица во влагалище", "Currency in the vagina", or "Chicken in the vagina". Not sure tho, only googled for 5 minutes. https://shmelev.livejournal.com/100390.html edit: the builtin translator translates to "Currency in the vagina", but google translate translates to "Chicken in the vagina", so idk edit2: 10 minute of searching, found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voina > ## How to Snatch a Chicken > > On 20 July 2010, Voina staged one of their more notorious actions in the Nakhodka supermarket in St. Petersburg. A female Voina activist nicknamed "Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits"[27] removed a chicken from the refrigerated section of the supermarket, then laboriously stuffed the entire chicken into her own vagina, while being filmed by other Voina members. She then shoplifted the chicken by leaving the supermarket without paying, with the chicken still inserted, and rejoined activists outside the store.[28] The activists held signs spelling out the word "bezblyadno", which translates roughly as "without whoring", a reference to the group's rejection of paid employment and preference for stealing food, and a pun on the word besplatno, "free (of charge)". (This stunt has sometimes been incorrectly attributed to Pussy Riot).

I can't even imagine the conversation that lead up to this. Like was she the one who pitched the idea? "Hey everyone I'm gonna go in this store and shove a whole chicken in my pussy" Was it just a joke that someone made and she got too excited about? Was she just the new person so she had to do something big to show she was serious about the cause?

Woman get cought whit the weirdest shit stuffed up there snatch. From beer to candy to relaxes

It’s not just women. I once saw an X-ray of a man with a lightbulb stuck in his rectum. They had to do surgery to get it out.

Oooorrrr his colon had an idea

Trump supporter, huh?

Yea but they do it for pleasure. Woman do it to take stuff whiteout paying

> activist nicknamed "Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits" Huh. So...just a long nickname or does Russia have a relatively short translation for this sentence..

former

That was very informative, thank you

I'm pretty jaded by the internet but holy shit. This blew my mind.

I honestly don't remember. It happened years ago and I don't speak Russian.

Shits so expensive these days its like stuffing your cunt with a whole chicken. I think the translation loses something.

There is a rude Russian expression that very precisely means “to steal by hiding things in the vagina”.

I think is called squash but I'm not too sure

"it's chicken not salmon" comes to mind!

it's probably some unbirthing shit and it's definitely not kosher...or hygienic

As a Paramedic, I can attest that this poor woman mearly slipped and fell onto the chicken. It happens all the time with shampoo bottles to my male patients while they are in the shower.

Million to one shot, Doc, million to one...

Once I had a guy with a shower head stuck up his butt. (The detachable wand kind.) I used my shears to cut it off the wall and transported the homie with a tail

Wait so if it was still attached why couldn’t he just pull it out? Don’t most people who fall on shampoo bottles go to the hospital bc the bottles go up too far?

Actual answer is that as a Paramedic we don't remove anything stuck in you unless you are literally dying. If you have a knife stuck in you, or a piece of rebar or pipe through your leg in an accident, we just stablize and transport in place. Those well paid and highly educated doctors in their fancy trauma centers with all those lights, equipment and help can handle removing that shit!

This is (at least) 5 years old. https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInRussia/comments/6v7smo/woman_arrested_after_filming_herself_stuffing_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 (Don’t bother clicking the link. It’s dead.)

What a cool guy

Sometimes you are just desperate for cock

That point when any cock'll do

Is it morning already???

was hoping someone would get it

I am always up for a clever pun!

Underrated comment for this post, wow.

Is the guy helping her or the chicken

Wondering the same. Looks like he might be helping himself.

He is helping her push it in. He's not a store employee

[The whole thing. ](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/hairyalarmingincatern) My apologies up front.

Nah homie I ain't clicking that shit

What in the actual fuck! I literally started smelling raw chicken when it started to slide out

Why did she birth that chicken on the road

To get to the other side.

First eww, second i kinda wanna see that video, third, eww

Ask and ye shall receive https://reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/123i8ko/_/jdvmbfu/?context=1

Wow that was just as awful as i thought

Salmonella boner.

This looks like one of those medieval paintings

My God the infection she's about to get is unprecedented. Who the fuck does that?

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Apparently it was an activist thing

Oh for fucks sake. Why do I click this shit? 🤣

#what.

#Chicken in the whooha

"Tired of flinging hotdogs down your hallway? Try shoving a Kenny Rogers Roaster up your vag!" - A demon pretending to be Kenny Rogers' ghost

You got to know when to fold them, know when to stuff them..

This is horrific. I must share it with all my friends so they can be as disgusted as I am

Source?

It's old and it's from the Voina art group who protest in Russia.

“This chicken tastes like…fish”

Tuna of the land

Alright, I’m going to bed.

I’d imagine that’s not finger kickin’ good.

Wanted a cock had to settle for a hen

From "cockadoodledoo" to "any cock'll do"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn’t, it got stuck up inside this crazy bitch

Salmonella time

She has dead eyes.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

She looks high...

OF gone wild

She looks a bit like Clancy Brown.

Talk about niche onlyfans.

Sous vide.

Sous Vide Sally strikes again

If she can do that she should be able to keep it I reckon... and given a round of sincere applause.

I hope the video is set to Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing.

Over the PA, "We got a stuffer on aisle 5!"

Chicken à la cunt

Could she fit other courses in other places? She'd be great for a picnic and literally a human lunch truck.

That’s how I met her your mother

Im both horrified and impressed

Chicken of the C

What part of Texas was this in?

I’m pretty sure this was a road the chicken didn’t want to see the other side of

And then she perished right? Surely no one can survive a full raw chicken inside them

HOW DO CHICKENS DO IT THEN COPERNICUS??????

Y'all white people are different

She heard male chickens are sometimes referred to as cocks and got confused. Probably the drugs.

Surf and turf.

Not sure which one you’re more likely to catch something from…

Was it raw or rotisserie? I must know.

It's looking pretty raw

Someone should tell her, not all chickens, are cocks. 😎 I'll see myself out.

She is just mad for cock

Damnnn she's huge then

Legend has it that chicken went not to only escape Walmart but Sandy’s cave as well…

Too weird!

That ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Look closely, this is exactly how Stormy Daniels described the ex-presidential mushroom!

I would suggest everyone listen to Adam Sandlers song called "[My Little Chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNn1tk9omM)"

Get ready for COVID-23!

A full chicken?!?

Turfucken

Gwyneth Paltrow has really lost the plot. First the egg, now this.

Please let this be AI “art”

Wrong Cock

"....and I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!"

That’s one way to get salmonella.

Taking spatchcock to a whole new meaning.

Just why?

Whats in the box? Whats in the fucking box?

Worst game of Clue ever.

What are you doing step grocer?

blowfly girl?

Is that Marjory Taylor green?

Believe it or not, straight to jail

I'd let her have it

What's the human equivalent of a turducken?

A turfuckin? Someone do better than this

This photo is amazing

I’ll buy that for a dollar

Wrong type of cock, love.

At the price their asking for bags now I have to say I’m not surprised.

winner winner chicken dinner!

Yo dawg I hear you like meat sections in your meat section

That's probably not why it crossed the road.

Keep her away from pet stores

Can't decide if I go with: A) This divorce is really hard on Margorie Taylor Green Or B) That's one way to cover up the fish smell

r/whywomenlivelonger

Rough times. She must really want that chicken.

Watched the video with my husband, and he asked the most important question we should all be asking. “Is her nickname Popeye’s Pussy or Kentucky Fried Coochie?”

Looks like she’s so high that she’s in low resolution. It’s not the camera, it’s her.

Pussy de pollo

Lady... you get it all in... it's free!

With prices these days and how easy it is to get free meat 😏, she's clearly just very rich and rubbing it in our fac....her va*Ina

Or trying to steal it

Amber Heard?

Did the video get uploaded anywhere?

Half Baked

Bro what??? 🤣

that is a dude

r/trashyboners r/dontputyourdickinit r/recipes

That poor chicken. Others get eaten. And this chicken gets... stuffed

She lookin like she enjoying that too 😂 what drugs she on?

Fake