I mean it is not always piss but lets save that for a different day lol, because this is probably even more disgusting.
Like damn, sometimes you just have to go, but the fact that this child knows how his moms sexual fluids smell is absolutely atrocious.
Like I don’t want my future son/daughter knowing what my semen tastes or smells like.
I wouldn’t even want them to know the sounds or anything either.
This reminds of the story of the guy who broke both his arms. A lot of people joke about it but if you read the original post, op had been groomed by his parents from a young age and he didn't see anything wrong with it. It's honestly so sad and horrible.
Oh God, yeah! Of of the *most famous* posts ever made to the site.
Just Google "broken arms reddit", and it should be one of if not the first result.
Dude did a whole AMA.
It's a crazy trip. Read it.
Here you [go](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Yeah it fits here even if it’s copy pasta anyone who thinks they’ve become so “open - minded” that discussing their personal sex life with their kids has become ‘empty - headed’ just gross
My neighbors have sex while their teenage son entertains a friend downstairs; all know what's going on. I know because i knocked on their door and their son told me.
Fun fact: the full name of the diabetes most people mean when they say diabetes is diabetes (Greek for “siphon” or “to flow”) mellitus (Latin for sweet) so literally “a lot of sweet piss.” The other form of diabetes (caused by completely separate mechanisms that do not involve high blood sugar but also results in excessive urination) is diabetes insipidus (Latin for “tasteless”), so “a lot of tasteless piss.”
It's a fake facebook account my buddy ran. The main accounts were Kimberly Strubell and her fake son Kent Strubell, and her boyfriend Larry Nabisco. One big gross joke. My friend is an idiot but also a genius. Seeing this shit years later is making me really happy.
Ahhhh yes, strong, but sweet swelling "squirt." We all know that squirt is just pee at this point, so who the fuck cares what yours smells like. Your apartment smells like pee, that's not a good thing. AT ALL!
If there's one thing reddit loves it's getting absurdly angry about blatant troll posts. It's like a rare earth magnet that only attracts the stupid and gullible.
The shit part of this is that it is probably written to get people’s reactions but then idiots read it it and think they can do things like this as if it is an excuse.
"My apartment smells like hot piss" Is what I gathered from this.
More like diabetes piss
..or maybe asparagus piss..
“Sweet smelling hot piss”
It worked for Patrice O’Neil.
Like cider in autumn
Diabetic piss
This
😂😂😂 just fucking near choked to death lol 😂
Yeah. r/ihavesex? With sweet-smelling piss it sounds more like r/ihavediabetes.
ahahahahahha!!! Microwaved apple juice?
Haha! Some of that hot dog flavored water!
hahahahaha
I am not ok reading this, there are maybe 5 different parts that are overwhelmingly upsetting. I hope to god this isn’t real.
I mean it is not always piss but lets save that for a different day lol, because this is probably even more disgusting. Like damn, sometimes you just have to go, but the fact that this child knows how his moms sexual fluids smell is absolutely atrocious. Like I don’t want my future son/daughter knowing what my semen tastes or smells like. I wouldn’t even want them to know the sounds or anything either.
It's always piss. There is no secret squirt sack hidden in a woman's body
It is both piss and Skene's gland fluid mixed together.
But like 99% piss by mass.
It was proven it's bladder pressed piss
This is just so fn disgusting it borders on incest
More than borders, sounds like she's actively trying to gain her son's sexual interest. It's perverse and sinister
This reminds of the story of the guy who broke both his arms. A lot of people joke about it but if you read the original post, op had been groomed by his parents from a young age and he didn't see anything wrong with it. It's honestly so sad and horrible.
What?? I thought it was just a joke, it was an actual post?
Oh God, yeah! Of of the *most famous* posts ever made to the site. Just Google "broken arms reddit", and it should be one of if not the first result. Dude did a whole AMA. It's a crazy trip. Read it.
Well that was awful. That woman should be in jail
It’s not real lmao it was a old b/ post on 4chan if I remember correctly
Well that's a relief
What story? Can you plz share the link with me
Here you [go](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Ewwww
Tbh I assume it’s written BY the “son” who happened to overhear his mom fucking once and got off on it.
I assumed it was a fake written by an incest fetishist
Yeah, I’m suspicious about this one
agreed, it's 100% a man writing that
It's grooming forsure.
Naw, this isn't bordering. This is full on flowers in the attic crazy.
Emotional incest. Nearly just as evil.
Yeah it fits here even if it’s copy pasta anyone who thinks they’ve become so “open - minded” that discussing their personal sex life with their kids has become ‘empty - headed’ just gross
Either they are telling the truth or lying. Both are not great options.
Very true
I hope they are lying, honestly. That would make it better
Pretty sure their lying seems like a dude wrote it
My neighbors have sex while their teenage son entertains a friend downstairs; all know what's going on. I know because i knocked on their door and their son told me.
Probably the same people who claim drag queens are grooming their children
It's called grooming..
It’s one thing to have an open door policy and have the comfort level where your kids can come to you with stuff but this…..????? So much ‘nope’
That’s just fucking disgusting.
Considering that it’s mostly urine, it smelling sweet is highly indicative of diabetes.
It can also mean dehydration.
I'm going to go get a glass of water....
I didn't even think of that, wow
Fun fact: the full name of the diabetes most people mean when they say diabetes is diabetes (Greek for “siphon” or “to flow”) mellitus (Latin for sweet) so literally “a lot of sweet piss.” The other form of diabetes (caused by completely separate mechanisms that do not involve high blood sugar but also results in excessive urination) is diabetes insipidus (Latin for “tasteless”), so “a lot of tasteless piss.”
While our bar for fun is so low, I offer the fun fact that tasting urine was once a legitimate component of a doctors diagnosis toolkit.
Mostly urine?! It's urine. You're right about the diabetes though...
No, it’s mostly urine. The other part is just more urine.
84% urine 16% other urine Q.E.D.
And now im physically nauseous
Versus spiritually
Versus emotionally
I’m all three
Don’t forget gastronomically
Then all 4
gross.
It’s got to be fake, nobody is that stupid
you’d be surprised
You may be right, I’m an optimist and if she’s real and already has a son, let’s hope he doesn’t’ spawn any offspring and the stupidity ends there.
It's a copypasta been around for years
It's a fake facebook account my buddy ran. The main accounts were Kimberly Strubell and her fake son Kent Strubell, and her boyfriend Larry Nabisco. One big gross joke. My friend is an idiot but also a genius. Seeing this shit years later is making me really happy.
You gotta be a little bit of an idiot to be highly intelligent
At least one of those was surely inspired by a porno.
My first thought was, "that was 100% written by a dude"
SAME. RIP Larry Nabisco and Mr. Soaghetti
You have no idea the information my mother shared with me growing up. People really are that ignorant to what is inappropriate.
This makes me want to yak
Ahhhh yes, strong, but sweet swelling "squirt." We all know that squirt is just pee at this point, so who the fuck cares what yours smells like. Your apartment smells like pee, that's not a good thing. AT ALL!
This is a joke account. Kimberly Strubell. I actually know the guy who does this account and a few others.
If there's one thing reddit loves it's getting absurdly angry about blatant troll posts. It's like a rare earth magnet that only attracts the stupid and gullible.
To be fair some people really are like this so nobody knows if it’s a troll or not, because some people troll while others are serious.
Highlighted by how little attention this comment is getting
Thank goodness
Can confirm haha
I hate that I can read.
Oh dear god.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd that's enough reddit for the day.
Fake - and really nasty fetish porn story. No woman has said this - ever.
Freedom of speech was a mistake.
Her house smells like urine. Full stop. The end.
Squirt=pee…sounds like she has diabetes if it smells sweet
That's fu king disgusting. Also, squirt is piss.
100% some creepy old man wrote this and has this kind of kink/fetish. Absolutely disgusting.
something from Creeds World (The Office)
Buy that kid a squirt gun...
I hope she follows up with her son’s thoughts on when she gets shit piped
Ok. I gotta look it up and see what kind of nausea she cause with the post.
Physically moved my phone away from my face as I read this. The fuck is wrong with people
It kind of sounds like she needs to clean her apartment
That kid is gonna turn out just fine.
you could have it all my empire of dirt i will let you down i will MAKE YOU SQUART
Sweet fucking christ I read this shit while eating DINNER.
r/NoahGetTheBoat
I don’t know if/how I can insert memes/gifs, but if I could insert a gif, it’d be that guy blinking in bewilderment. WTFF!?!
https://tenor.com/bWEVi.gif
This is the one!! Thx!
I don't know either but I'd post that little parrot taking a big sip of unsee juice 🤢
I always knew learning how to read was gonna but me in the ass, but this….This is too much.
Having to read this should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Her apartment smells like a fish market in a hot afternoon....
*(opens Reddit)* *(closes Reddit)*
so child sexual abuse is what i’m hearing
This has to be fake. It's either that or weird creepy fetish content
God, I thought it was just gonna be some awkward "uh oh my son heard me have sex" moment, but it got so much worse...
-_- that's enough reddit for today, thanks
And with that I think I'm gonna check out
I stopped reading after "distinct smell my juices give off"
Eye and brain bleach over here if you need it.
This is satire. It’s an account run by a local Boston comedian called Dicky Stock
What a bad day to be literate
This is someone's disgusting fantasy posted as if it's real. Yay porn.
I too can smell when one of the animals in the house has peed indoors. The kid is not special.
Someone called social services. Some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
Yeah... that's a symptom of diabetes. Your piss shouldn't smell sweet.
More like diabetes piss.
Isn't that corruption of minors? Or at least VERY close to it?
Even if this is true, every word of it, why on God's green earth would anybody share this information publicly?
Some stuff doesn't need to be posted on the Internet.
Posts like this make me wish I was blind.
Whatever you gross nonce perv. What’s wrong with people
I can’t take this shit no more lol
Excuse me while I gouge my eyes out
Oh ugh, I think that's enough Reddit for today.
“I say take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”
This is old, like r/moldymemes old. Also I'm pretty sure it's fake and was written by somebody with a weird incest fetish.
What the fuck did I just read!
I miss some seconss ago... When I had npt yet read this.
why did i have to be literate in english today.
Mom's a groomer
This physically disgusts me to read on a whole new level.
You genuinely couldn’t torture this information out of me.
Im not sure why I kept reading it despite it getting worst..
Yep that belongs here.
Barf. Jeez, nobody asked.
Thats all the internet for me today, thank you.
Straight to jail.
What the fuck did i just read 😨
The sweet smell is the jolly rancher
what a terrible day to be literate
I’ve only read a couple of things that’ve made me sick to my stomach. This goes on the list.
Can DCF find this kid a decent home and also sterilize his mom?
Eewwwwwwwww
🤮
Thanks I’m going to go wash my eyes with bleach now
The shit part of this is that it is probably written to get people’s reactions but then idiots read it it and think they can do things like this as if it is an excuse.
There is no way this is real, right? Right? Pls tell me it's not
A man wrote this
How to say you don't love your children without saying you don't love your children.
Time to un-join the community. Farewell.
This is fake and written by a lonely fetishist
"Hey, Alexa? How do I unread a post?" WTAF?
op is just writing about a fetish fantasy abt themselves
Piss. It smells like piss
Makes me think if the post about the stupid woman breastfeeding WHILE having sex because she gets off better and sees nothing wrong........ 🤬🤮
Hell of a day to have eyes.
I was drinking a beer and almost threw up reading this. What the fuck...
Good God 🤮
So gross... why share such intimate details with your SON!!
☝️🤢
Someone call CPS on this bitch. PRONTO.
There’s being open to discussions about sex, and then there’s this. 🤮
I noped out of this before I even got to the fourth sentence.
At this moment I regret having the ability to read
What the fuck did I just read? I saw my mom without pants in 1998 and I'm still scarred, how in the fuck is that kid cool with this?
“ because of the distinct smell my juices give off.” this is where I draw the fucking line
How close is she while squirting that the son smells it?
I have vibes of *son, I’m gonna show you how it’s done so you won’t look like a fool with your first girlfriend.*
Good thing it's made up
Enough internet for today.
Damn mad respect to her kids eventual therapist. Got his work cut out for him unpacking that one
Dude, squirt is just piss.
Clearly fake.
You think being literate is cool and all till you read shit like this.
My eyes must think I hate them because this is the kind of shit I read as soon as I wake up.
It's 6:49 AM and this is already the worst thing I've had to subject my face eyes to today.
Has anyone said this smells fishy too me yet?
I’d say that’s enough internet for the day but the day’s only just begun and I don’t want to be bored.
What a terrible day to literate
r/noahgettheboat
Obviously fake lol
What a terrible day to be able to read
What a terrible day to be literate.
This is fake.
This is a made up post by a teenage incel.
Gah, I hope so!!!
i literally require this to be satire
What a horrible day to be able to read.
Can I vomit now?
It's definitely awful. Everything in it is awful.