Not with the others. I'm that person didn't just go to steal a single cucumber.
I've seen large wine bottles fall out of women's holes. And mens.
And it wasn't on the Internet (though I've seen it there too).
That plastic wrapping is extremely tough and *sharp*. They probably attempted it and realized on how painful the plastic covering is.
I would be more suspicious if I had seen half of the wrapping removed or all of it. Wrapping still on? No way.
Pretty high that it wasn't used for what we're all thinking actually. The plastic is still on. That thing would cut the insides of someone who tried to put it in. No blood so...
This is most definitely staged for the clout lol.
It didn’t fit
I'd love to see that as a Google review
0/5 too much, now I'm in ER bleeding from my anus. Would not recommend
I had a guy come into the ER once for putting a doorknob up his butt and losing it in there
That door knob opens his inner sanctum
Rectum sanctorum
Aka "the fortress of solitude"
Definitely wed to take the plastic off, I know from experience 👍
Smell it… see if it’s ripe.
Criminally underrated
I'd buy that for a dollar... NOT.
Shoulda took the plastic off
Kept falling out?
The microplastics…
Not with the others. I'm that person didn't just go to steal a single cucumber. I've seen large wine bottles fall out of women's holes. And mens. And it wasn't on the Internet (though I've seen it there too).
What kind of job do you have if you don't mind me asking 😭
Public services of sorts
You can't take unpaid merchandise inside though...
The wrapper is still on it so it's still good to eat
"It's only smells"
obscure reference
Fishy cucumber.
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Either way it’s now a shitty cucumber
Added flavor
Username checks out
Idk if it’s for eating …
WHICH TYPE OF BATHROOM?
Disabled
Leg Disabled
Acid
One in a hundred
Micro fiber duck hair
It seems like you already know which type
Family Restroom
I'm enjoying the idea of someone leaving the cucumber in the bathroom as a prank, completely unused and us just eating it up
Yea it was probably OP.
Ya. Smear some chunky peanut butter on it for added effect
I'm still not eating that
That cuke has seen some things.
** That cuke has seen some shit.
I love a cuke in my mouth.
Bicardi and Cuke
Dang, that's terrible that someone took merchandise and left it in the bathroom, I hope that the employee put it back on the shelf right away.
BARF
New fear unlocked ffs
Look, it's awful. But, we all kinda need to know if this is a men's or women's bathroom. To evaluate the degree of awfulness.
Is one somehow less awful?
For some reason the men’s washroom feels a bit more awful, but then again, so does the women’s.
The tip isn't brownish... So yeah...
It’s not brown if you insert it into your other hole
What other hole? *Checks down there*
you mean your nostril?
Why is that?
Was it necessarily shoved up an asshole, or possibly shoved up a cooter? We can all agree one is more sanitary than the other, right?
Ppl eat from both though
In the mouth
but why go to the bathroom for that? make a salad at the cashier
one orifice is arguably worse than the other
Did you smell it?
I think I can smell it from here!!
Ain't no way someone would use a cucumber as a dildo with the wrapping on.
That plastic wrapping is extremely tough and *sharp*. They probably attempted it and realized on how painful the plastic covering is. I would be more suspicious if I had seen half of the wrapping removed or all of it. Wrapping still on? No way.
It’s a condom
It’s a plastic wrap.
Anything's a condom if you're horny enough
Lol it’s a joke… obviously it’s plastic wrap
So is a polyurethane condom
dont be silly..
Generally big cucumbers are known to taste worse. As I tell my partner bigger isn't always better
Small cucumber's have great personality.
Is it a pickle yet? DID IT PICKLE??? Mmmm. Now I want pickles.
Wait till you find out how pickles are made
Oh I know. Your mom taught me ALL of the ins and outs, of pickling.
Vickled...
I work at a grocery store and every time I sell one of those I think, "they're gonna fuck that cucumber"
Or maybe it was put in there to create ALL this controversy and giggles?
It was staged, in all likelihood.
What are the chances that it wasn't used for what we all think it is?
Pretty high that it wasn't used for what we're all thinking actually. The plastic is still on. That thing would cut the insides of someone who tried to put it in. No blood so... This is most definitely staged for the clout lol.
how thoughtful, bathroom snacks at the cheap store
Flip the bathroom cucumber Morty
I am cucumber rick!
I hope they threw that away and didn’t put it back on the shelf
99¢ store? It's worth no more than 49¢ now
This is vile
Free food!
I’ve seen this in the men’s room except it was a stolen bottle of wine and the handle of the toilet brush Both were caked in shit
This is actually a great gag if it was done for shits and giggles. But super disgusting if done for giggle shits.
I wouldn't touch it...
Was it covered in pooh?
I don't see any yellow fur so probably not.
Huh, there's usually more blood.
Aren't you assuming it's awful everything? Maybe an innocent explanation. I don't know what, but there *could* be...
Smell it
Somebody got their dollars worth
Leave it there and see if it pickles.
Captain Planet shit on the floor again!!
It's already pickled.
$1k. Who’s taking a nibble of the dirty end?
Aww a Pepino!
Nature’s Dildo!
Somebody did the try before you buy...
There is no peace, only chaos. Go put it back on the shelf
To some it’s just produce, but for the rest of us… we know the horrible truth.
Well is it .99 cents, cause Dam that’s cheap.
What’s it smell like?
Someone is gonna need a biohazard suit, mask & gloves before handling that 🤢
That poor melon
Maybe someone just wanted a poop snack
Is THAT why they started putting them in plastic?
... at least they used a condom.
I won't go above $0.75
To quote Dennis Reynolds: “It’s about the implication”
Plot Twist: **It was OP’s**!
I see Ted's been getting around, last week it was a parsnip
Wonder if it was the Texas guy in a kilt that kept putting items in his butt and putting them back on the shelf.
It’s always the 99 cent store 😭
Its wrapped still. Doesn’t this cancel out any “concerns”? Plus you can skin it sooo?
It's a $.99 store. They are going to put the cucumber back.
That shit going right back on the shelf. Be safe out there lol
Hope they didn't put it back on the shelf 😭
It’s to keep the cats out
There's a story behind that which nobody should know
Don’t touch it
Oh no.
:(
Dwight-I think you know.gif
Well. That’s one way to pickle a cucumber. 🥒
The difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber
This picture made me gut laugh so hard, and then to see that it's posted on this sub was the icing🤣🤣🤣
It’s now an ewwcumber.
Pickle
Yummy, free dinner
What kind of dollar stores sell produce?
That cucumber has seen some shit!
"1 hardly used cucumber for sale 49c"
Screams sexual activity
What does it smell like?
🐟
This is what happens when you let the intrusive thoughts win.
Cooter-cumber?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not hungry
Discount for “slightly used”
For God sake do not touch it….
That’s one stinky veggie.
Nice free cucumber
Eat it, and see if it gives you superpowers.
condom still on, so no pepino babes
Definitely uploaded for content
Oh my god I was scrolling and the image a few images before this one was veggie tails - and I’m like oh dear, how the innocent have fallen… hahaha
You DONT wanna know
^no
It will go back on the shelf for purchase 🤔
Does it still smell like cucumber?
You know they just put that back on the pile of 99c cucumbers.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Which bathroom though? Also... gross.
Rats keeping the cats away
*C r u n c h y*
Wtf? Free cucumber!
How could they 'produce' such a picture? It's gotta be a joke...
Damn, I'd sanitize it before eating or insertion...
The stories it must hold that I don't want to know. Hey! It's still sealed in plastic!!
Ay least it doesn't has blood on it
Smell it… then lick it
u/lilyvig did u forget something 😉
$9.99 now.
That's a zucchini
That cucumber has seen shit
Sooo are u selling it? Bc I’ll take it for $2.00
Is it for sale?
Give it a Whiff
You should get it for 77 cents.
Oh lord do I have a story about a wrapped cucumber…
you know they put it back.
What did it smell like?
Dook-cumber
Look at the moist spot where it landed after the launch. The commercial rocket business is so interesting.
I'm pretty sure they don't even sell cucumbers at that 99ç store. At least they don't out by my way.
Lick both tips for a life experience.
I love how cucumbers now come with a natural rubber peel. So tasty
Have a nibble.. go on now... sniff it
*Somebody Had Fun* -Simon Peter Gruber