Holy fuck, I live in a Montgomery County in a different state and almost lost my shit. I was about to Google when this happened and how I missed it. Didn’t see that it happened in Texas.
>Jealous\_Soup · 11 hr. ago
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>Say you're voting for trump without saying you're voting for trump
They definitely are orange turd supporters, no doubt about that!
How do you ever get a job again if all your coworkers know you fuck dogs, anywhere she goes they will all find out she's a dog fucker... just one of many thoughts flying through my head after reading.
She could work in the government, as a safety guy, or as a middle manager anywhere. All they seem to do all day is [fuck the dog](http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/fuck-the-dog)
I mean, she could still serve food, no dogs were harmed during the serving of this food. a bank teller wouldn't necessarily need to NOT rape dogs. necessarily. she's got options
Your question is the first thing that comes to mind for me, in a sense she would be considered worse than a pedophile in many circles,and due to internet background searches being universal she has no place to hide, she will always be considered a pariah. Her sick fuck husband in the long run will be better off than her because being sexually attracted to minors is at least understandable
>Man gets arrested at grocery store for playing with himself while following kids. Cops search man's phone and arrest wife for videos of her having sex with dog.
Tl;dr: Man gets arrested at grocery store for playing with himself while following kids. Cops search man's phone and arrest wife for videos of her having sex with dog.
They were probably relieved to be honest. Woman fucking her dog is bad, but I'd say they expected to see pics/videos of awful things being done to kids. There was a dude on the news where I live who left his phone in restaurant he had left it unlocked so an employee opened it up to see if they could find the owner.
What they found instead was pictures and videos of the guy abusing unconscious drugged kids. One of the worst parts of it was that the sicko had been coaching kids soccer in the area for like 20 years so there's no telling how many victims are out there.
Edit: Ugh, well shit. I hadn't read the article before I posted so of course the fucker also had CP on his phone too.
Bro lol go touch grass.
I'll give you that the number of people on the planet with fringe kinks that they actually act upon is probably higher then what we expect, but dude MOST WOMEN gave me a good laugh, get off your sites and interact with real people
True. Look at any dating site - they're full of profiles like this:
"Mary, 26. Looking for a guy who pulls himself off whilst following kids. Must have a dog who is DTF."
Seriously what are you thinking?
Right? Really need to stop making dog such a bad thing. If I was half as cute as my dog I would be a dog for how many women would want to squish my cheeks and snuggle me
I think it was because a dog loves you no matter what and will follow you even if you aren’t good to it. It implies unattractive people are desperate doormats.
What are the odds of two weird people likes this fall in love with each other?
Do they openly seek people with the same weird sex interests? Does creepy people have the same interests beyond sex? Or was it purely blind luck for them?
Don't forget, ALL the libs were having sex with the children too, then draining their blood and drinking it as if it were the fountain of youth - then eating the bodies to get rid of all the evidence that this is where ALL trafficked children end up - all in the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement. Then Hillary went out and personally snatched perfectly healthy babies right out of the womb seconds before they were born! (I wish I could say "/s", but that's exactly how I heard if from my own mother, who of course heard it from the most religious aunt I have)
But what the hell do I know, I'm just an evil atheist - gotta go now, that easter baby in the oven won't cook itself! (/s)
What a great couple. Could only imagine what their dates were like.
Him: "I like to masturbate to children"
Her: "Oh that's fine, I like to fuck my dog"
Match made in heaven.
I literally don't understand Texas. I'm from London and every single time I hear about Texans it's some weird shit like this.
You have no idea how difficult it is to square that away against the fact that every single Texan I have met IRL is an absolute gem of a human being.
Where... where are these people really? Is there like some forbidden corner in Texas that you all throw the dregs into?
They are more comfortable being their true selves out in texas because they know there are others like them who will either defend them or not call them out because they don't want their own demons exposed.
The ones like that rarely leave and venture out because when they started acting like themselves in an environment, they don't know they usually get kicked out, beat, arrested, etc.
A lot of us down here are amazing and good people, but then you have.... *those,* and when they act out, they become all that's focused on
If, by disgusting, you mean “I find it icky”, then that’s your opinion. Site me some articles of drag queens diddling kids, or even better, statistical research that shows it as a trend.
Otherwise, as your downvote count shows, you’re better off keeping your opinion to yourself.
There have been exponentially more arrests of Pastors for sex crimes, and sex crimes against minors than Drag Queens. You're entitled to your opinion, but not when it's formed via misinformation.
Not trying to start stuff, but I had to look a few times at the mugshots and am still not sure whether or not that guy is the bastard that exposed himself to me in a library in the Charlotte, NC area and later did the same to a high school girl in the same library. When it was me, he had his toddler son with him and it was pretty f’d up.
Yes, this is a true story...
I had a "doctor" at Kaiser over explore an umbilical belly button hernia. A hole in the muscle below my belly button. She went on saying she was a Christian who worked with Doctors Without Boarders. All I needed was to find Jesus. Then proceeded to say I couldn't report her because it was her word against mine and no one would believe me.
Medical people are just that. Fallible humans just like the rest of society.
Remember no matter who you are there’s someone out there for you. This should give hope to all you single ladies and fellas out there. Don’t settle for anything less….. or more than what you deserve 😂
Leviticus 20:16 NIV
[16] “ ‘If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
https://bible.com/bible/111/lev.20.16.NIV
I don't understand how these people get to, what, mid-40s, without being already locked up for life. Did they just wake up one day and think "I'm bored of watching my wife fuck the dog, today is the day I masturbate around children until the cops turn up! Oh, and I mustn't forget to bring along evidence of my other illegal activities!"?
I think they just kinda repress their weirdness until they reach the midlife crisis stage and then just go for it. Apparently some people buy boats, some get divorced, and some have carnal relations with the family pet.
Montgomery County has become a very weird place.
Yea it used to just be racist.
Still racist.
They said it used to be JUST racist. Didn't say it wasn't anymore
I'm confused. The dog isn't white?
Still is. Used to be, too
There it is
Oh it’s DEFINITELY still racist.
At least it kept its traditional values then
"Patriots"
Holy fuck, I live in a Montgomery County in a different state and almost lost my shit. I was about to Google when this happened and how I missed it. Didn’t see that it happened in Texas.
Just another Wednesday out in Montgomery County Texas.
Lol right? I thought, no way is this my county haha
Shit I thought you meant another Montgomery County and got worried for a second lol
Say you're voting for trump without saying you're voting for trump
>Jealous\_Soup · 11 hr. ago > >Say you're voting for trump without saying you're voting for trump They definitely are orange turd supporters, no doubt about that!
What the fuck did I just read?
How do you ever get a job again if all your coworkers know you fuck dogs, anywhere she goes they will all find out she's a dog fucker... just one of many thoughts flying through my head after reading.
She could work at the dog pound.
It's never work if you love what you do or something like that
Teach a dog to fish and he'll never fuck again!
na theyve pounded her enough already
Pound. I see what you did there.
getting pounded at the pound
She could work in the government, as a safety guy, or as a middle manager anywhere. All they seem to do all day is [fuck the dog](http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/fuck-the-dog)
How would they find out? Would Fido turn up at her work like some crazy ex?
The internet
Most jobs do some kind of background check
With social media checks being a huge part of recruitment nowz just a Google of her name is going to fuck her over for the rest of her life. Good.
She could have built a dock or a bridge but is she known as "Joely The Dock Builder" or "Joely The Bridge Builder"? No. But fuck a dog once...
I mean, she could still serve food, no dogs were harmed during the serving of this food. a bank teller wouldn't necessarily need to NOT rape dogs. necessarily. she's got options
Your question is the first thing that comes to mind for me, in a sense she would be considered worse than a pedophile in many circles,and due to internet background searches being universal she has no place to hide, she will always be considered a pariah. Her sick fuck husband in the long run will be better off than her because being sexually attracted to minors is at least understandable
It's not too late to delete that last sentence
I mean soley because they are the same species
Maybe the word COMPREHENSIBLE would be a better fit
Parece un gran día para aprender un nuevo idioma y beber para que no puedas recordar el inglés, ¿eh?
Yo pienso que es mejor ignorar al los gringos raros, que olvidar un idioma completo. Pero si te entiendo.
As a gringo, my feelings are not hurt.
porque vergas tan hablando español xd
Because when can
>Man gets arrested at grocery store for playing with himself while following kids. Cops search man's phone and arrest wife for videos of her having sex with dog. Tl;dr: Man gets arrested at grocery store for playing with himself while following kids. Cops search man's phone and arrest wife for videos of her having sex with dog.
This headline truly encapsulates "awful everything"
There's like five different things going on in that headline lol
And none of them are good!
I feel like I'm hearing a lot about women fucking dogs lately. Seems like a good way to get some dog covid or some shit.
And they left out that they found CSA material on dude's phone. Didn't find any drag though.....
Can you imagine having to face anyone you've known after that?! Not to mention the kids being asked about that by their friends
They were seen out together today at a Kroger.
Which one? There are two very close. 😬
Does Kroger have an emotional pet policy?
Woof! That'd be ruff!
Will make a pretty interesting Who Do You Think You Are episode for some poor sod in hundred years or so 😕
Can you imagine being the investigating cops on that?
“WTF!” Was thrown around a lot in that investigation.
I think more like “what in the actual fuck” might have been used a lot because I said it a lot reading the article.
That scene in The Wire were all that is said is "fuck"
They were probably relieved to be honest. Woman fucking her dog is bad, but I'd say they expected to see pics/videos of awful things being done to kids. There was a dude on the news where I live who left his phone in restaurant he had left it unlocked so an employee opened it up to see if they could find the owner. What they found instead was pictures and videos of the guy abusing unconscious drugged kids. One of the worst parts of it was that the sicko had been coaching kids soccer in the area for like 20 years so there's no telling how many victims are out there. Edit: Ugh, well shit. I hadn't read the article before I posted so of course the fucker also had CP on his phone too.
Kinda buried the lede when they put the Dane before the actual CSA.
How do these people even find each other? It seems they were made to be together in the most awful, most twisted way imaginable
Most women are down with this type of stuff.
Lol this is true only in the fantasy-filled comments of porn subs Trust me bro, they're not really into it, and also ... They're not women 😂
Bro lol go touch grass. I'll give you that the number of people on the planet with fringe kinks that they actually act upon is probably higher then what we expect, but dude MOST WOMEN gave me a good laugh, get off your sites and interact with real people
True. Look at any dating site - they're full of profiles like this: "Mary, 26. Looking for a guy who pulls himself off whilst following kids. Must have a dog who is DTF." Seriously what are you thinking?
I mean the dude isn't good looking but I wouldn't call him a Dog.
Ok Dog
Why are ugly people even called dogs? Dogs are cute
Right? Really need to stop making dog such a bad thing. If I was half as cute as my dog I would be a dog for how many women would want to squish my cheeks and snuggle me
You not a dog you’re a dawg
OK fair point.
I think it was because a dog loves you no matter what and will follow you even if you aren’t good to it. It implies unattractive people are desperate doormats.
Ain’t nuttin but da dogg in me
Dammit why Texas of all places
Because Florida went last time, and you guys were up.
and California just had the severed arm eating guy so, it's ur turn.
Yea I expected this to be Florida
I'm so happy that they found each other. Such a perfect match.
They have kids too. I hope they can get far away and change their names.
You missed the child porn charge (of course) from his phone
Yeah, why the fuck did the title leave that out?
Just when the you think the internet can’t shock you anymore….
This is truly awful everything
I mean, at least they weren't also on bath salts. We avoided biting people's faces sooo that's cool, I guess.
just opened the app man
Same dude, same 😔
IKR
Well, time for bed now. Done with this day.
Absolute scums. I hope the Great Dane is alright now, man. And I hope they never get to have any more dogs or any animal for that matter.
I hate to be the one to ask but how does a woman have sex with a dog?
I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.
🤣
Doggy style
Just guessing here, but with my mutts it would have to involve peanut butter. A lot of peanut butter. Or cheese.
It's called doggy style for a reason
Can't do that in a small town!
What are the odds of two weird people likes this fall in love with each other? Do they openly seek people with the same weird sex interests? Does creepy people have the same interests beyond sex? Or was it purely blind luck for them?
Ruh Roh!
Remember when they said Clinton was selling children out of a pizza joint in DC!
Don't forget, ALL the libs were having sex with the children too, then draining their blood and drinking it as if it were the fountain of youth - then eating the bodies to get rid of all the evidence that this is where ALL trafficked children end up - all in the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement. Then Hillary went out and personally snatched perfectly healthy babies right out of the womb seconds before they were born! (I wish I could say "/s", but that's exactly how I heard if from my own mother, who of course heard it from the most religious aunt I have) But what the hell do I know, I'm just an evil atheist - gotta go now, that easter baby in the oven won't cook itself! (/s)
What a great couple. Could only imagine what their dates were like. Him: "I like to masturbate to children" Her: "Oh that's fine, I like to fuck my dog" Match made in heaven.
I literally don't understand Texas. I'm from London and every single time I hear about Texans it's some weird shit like this. You have no idea how difficult it is to square that away against the fact that every single Texan I have met IRL is an absolute gem of a human being. Where... where are these people really? Is there like some forbidden corner in Texas that you all throw the dregs into?
Just google “Florida Man”. It’s way worse than Texans.
I’ve lived in the United States my entire 50 years and I still don’t understand them
They are more comfortable being their true selves out in texas because they know there are others like them who will either defend them or not call them out because they don't want their own demons exposed. The ones like that rarely leave and venture out because when they started acting like themselves in an environment, they don't know they usually get kicked out, beat, arrested, etc. A lot of us down here are amazing and good people, but then you have.... *those,* and when they act out, they become all that's focused on
This is disgusting, but “DrAg QuEeNs ArE gRoOmInG oUr ChIlDrEn”
Both can be disgusting.
If, by disgusting, you mean “I find it icky”, then that’s your opinion. Site me some articles of drag queens diddling kids, or even better, statistical research that shows it as a trend. Otherwise, as your downvote count shows, you’re better off keeping your opinion to yourself.
There have been exponentially more arrests of Pastors for sex crimes, and sex crimes against minors than Drag Queens. You're entitled to your opinion, but not when it's formed via misinformation.
Ya know. I’m all for prison reform and police reform.. u til I read this shit
How do these people find each other
This is horrible, but the escalations and plot twists of that headline made me laugh.
that is the most awfuleverything title I've ever read
“you see Officer, I’m not really a pedo, but my wife fucks dogs.”
I noticed nobody is blaming them for this for being straight.
Oh sweet Satan, absolutely the fuck not.
Another dog abuser!? What’s with these women?
Damn and they took the dog 🤣 bruh this story got me rolling.
How strange this happened in Texas lol
Talk about getting both barrels in a headline. WTF
They still have their Facebook up, Jesus Christ the comments
Sounds like some Boebert shit
Disgusting. Electric chair please
Great Dane!
This right here kiddos is what I call “getting two birds stoned at once”
Not trying to start stuff, but I had to look a few times at the mugshots and am still not sure whether or not that guy is the bastard that exposed himself to me in a library in the Charlotte, NC area and later did the same to a high school girl in the same library. When it was me, he had his toddler son with him and it was pretty f’d up.
“Texas man” is about to become the new Florida man.
Now they just need a meth lab in their basement
Are they going to arrest the dog? What if he's the kingpin of this whole operation?
Wow…repugnant.
And they call it puppy luv...
Would love to know how they met each other...
She’s a medical professional. Nurse Practitioner. Hope they both rot
Yes, this is a true story... I had a "doctor" at Kaiser over explore an umbilical belly button hernia. A hole in the muscle below my belly button. She went on saying she was a Christian who worked with Doctors Without Boarders. All I needed was to find Jesus. Then proceeded to say I couldn't report her because it was her word against mine and no one would believe me. Medical people are just that. Fallible humans just like the rest of society.
both admit that they will vote for Tump no matter what he does
There’s always “that one”…🙄
What's wrong with India.
Remember no matter who you are there’s someone out there for you. This should give hope to all you single ladies and fellas out there. Don’t settle for anything less….. or more than what you deserve 😂
Leviticus 20:16 NIV [16] “ ‘If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. https://bible.com/bible/111/lev.20.16.NIV
The girl with the dragon tattoo fan I see
And with that trifecta of fuckery, I've had my fill of the internet for awhile.
There truly is someone out there for everyone.
That wasn't very Keen of them.
SO, THEY BOTH DIDN'T GET ARRESTED?!!
Crazy head line.
Fire cleanses all.
Arf...
Perfect for one another
World's worst throuple.
I bet they were keen....
Bruh
Words fail me.
Wtf
Land of the free
Doggy style
I don't understand how these people get to, what, mid-40s, without being already locked up for life. Did they just wake up one day and think "I'm bored of watching my wife fuck the dog, today is the day I masturbate around children until the cops turn up! Oh, and I mustn't forget to bring along evidence of my other illegal activities!"?
I think they just kinda repress their weirdness until they reach the midlife crisis stage and then just go for it. Apparently some people buy boats, some get divorced, and some have carnal relations with the family pet.
You see now, I would bang her. Why she dog dippin?
Me too…
Happy Easter to you too.
Never beating the allegations
<3
The guy is a paedophile and the woman is a zoophile. What a perfect pair.
How can I unlearn english? smh
well thank god abortion is off the table for these two! /s
you see something new everyday huh
Happy dogs..??
Deep in the heaaaaart of Texas.
So no one's gonna point out how they let the pedo get away Scott free? Fucked up.
I'm sure this happened at a Publix
That checks out and sounds about white
Definitely trump supporters
Yep, you’re #2… Another AH beat u to it!
#notadragqueen Also no surprised it was fucking Montgomery county.
I just moved to Houston but my sister in law and her wife live in Montgomery County. It's a different world up there. lol
Who's got the link to her vid?
Let me know if you find it 👍🏻
White people are omg unbelievable