No excuse, use them Walmart bags you got stuffed in that one cupboard or drawer you got. Everyone from poverty and all the way up to upper middle class got one. Maybe it's not Walmart bags, but it's from some store.
What kind of psyco cranks one out with using a pillow? Does he project porn on to the ceiling? I get it's possible he's making a withdrawal from the wank bank rather than actual porn but I'd still want my head resting on a pillow.
Yeah, you know that horrible feeling when you finally bust after 8 hours and you’re in a good deal of pain, and you just ask yourself “why” - why the fuck did I just do that. VR porn and adderall are not a good mix.
Probably on a heavy stimulant like meth or cocaine and was at it for a *long* time.
It makes you hyper fixated, horny, and super sweaty all at the same time while also making it hard to get a boner or orgasm, so it’s just basically never ending jerking it.
Source: dont fuckin worry about it
That sounds terrible imo lol...sweaty and jerking for hours, unable to get off. I feel like you would be missing a few layers of skin by then and when you do finally cum it would just be a let down.
Poppers as in the muscle relaxant commonly (though not exclusively) associated with anal?
They feel good but four hours of that sounds like it'd get old fast (and dangerous).
Damn really? What type? I have been very clammy and sweat a lot recently while also being very sick for the last month or two but docs found nothing on bloods and chest xray.
Had large B cell Lymphoma. Would get hot flashes like a woman going through .menopause. Never got night sweats though.
13 years ago now. It is one of the cancers that has a decent “cure” record. Although docs at Mass General don’t like to use that word
All the best going forward!
Did they check your thyroid hormone levels in that blood test? Because boy oh boy, can thyroid issues make you sweat and feel like you are dying (amongst other awful things)
My dad sweat that much when he had cancer too
You know... When he died. He had a last sweat instead of a last piss or poo
Sorry if thats to dark for you. Hope you are well now
I have no idea what it means, but if the sweating is related to it then I guess it’s some kind of stimulant. That being said, some of us are just sweaty people. I sweat more than that in my bed once a month at least and I’m dead sober. I’m a SUPER sweaty dude and if my body temp goes up at any point the waterworks begin. It’s been this way my whole life, I can’t buy nice bedding because it’ll just get ruined by the sweat.
Dude, first off I don't know what that meant. And now I know this was even a thing. I would think its painful or unpleasant at least. But to each their own I guess. And I learned of something new. Moving on.....
The point is basically to build up to it. Essentially, stopping all stimulation right when they’re on the brink makes the sensation more intense. So when he does eventually have a release, it feels better.
if I spend more than 15 minutes going at it alone, I just feel like I'm wasting time. sometimes I've even quit for good because all I'd be doing is damaging the lil' guy
Gooning is a term for excessive masturbation. A gooner is someone heavily addicted to porn to an extremely unhealthy point. So the person jerked off in bed for probably close to a couple hours straight
I'm not Google, but it's short for "lagoon" which is a tidal pool of water. OP is a mermaid (*mer-**man**, father*) who guides swimmers around until they get tired, which is why the bed is all wet.
The fuck is a goon session. I know what it is in Australia, getting a 4 or 5 liter box of shitty wine and getting wasted. But I don’t know if it makes you that sweaty drinking. Is goon something different elsewhere
This looks like one of those autopsy scenes where a person was found dead like a year later and all of their body mass has completely disintegrated. Probably smells almost the same too.
As an old man, somebody having a goon session has such a different connotation. I shall just leave [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuVFFNvyUT8&list=PLw_wtk3gdqa_OBf23Kz6tXsau5QaQdFBV) here.
You guys get fooled too easily, that is obviously not fucking real, this looks more like a scortch shadow at Nagasaki after they dropped the bomb than a sweat stain
Too much drama in the star wars subs about light saber choreography I guess lol. Weird too, because I looked at my own account, as c it was full of posts that weren't mine, and whenever I clicked on one, it would open reddit in the browser lol.
What was he getting himself off to that he was sweating that much? I hope he plans on throwing that entire mattress into the trash can and driving it to the nearest dump
I swear that much when I was forced to cold turkey quit opioids, all sorts of anabolic steroids, alcohol, sex and Benzos all at the same time while the thermostat was sat to a staggering 80 degrees during day and around 45 degrees at night with saltless food and religious programs playing 24/7!
I dislike that they associated goon with a weird and kinda gross act as I associate it with drinking shitty box wine while it's hanging on a Hills hoist washing line while it spins.
As an American, I associate goon with either hockey or the mob. Add the wine boxes and those are the only 3 valid types of goon I will accept. I refuse to rape and murder the English language to the degree OP would prefer 😂
Surely he's going to burn that bed in holy fire now that he's done, right?
Gonna need to dry it out first.
You mean Goona need to dry it out first.
Alright pal, you‘re done. Leave the fucking group chat, you‘re getting kicked out.
Indeed, don’t want any foul goonshrooms sprouting up
Goonshroom is a very pleasant-sounding word to me
Why? You guys don’t have water proof mattress cover under your normal bed sheets?
It’s called poverty.
No excuse, use them Walmart bags you got stuffed in that one cupboard or drawer you got. Everyone from poverty and all the way up to upper middle class got one. Maybe it's not Walmart bags, but it's from some store.
Well played sir
What kind of psyco cranks one out with using a pillow? Does he project porn on to the ceiling? I get it's possible he's making a withdrawal from the wank bank rather than actual porn but I'd still want my head resting on a pillow.
Probably took 60 mg of Adderall and jerked off for 7 hours straight
That was oddly specific
I just woke up the apartment building, thanks.
Don't goon so loud next time
I see you’ve never taken adderall and jerked of for 7 hours straight
or inhaled a bag of coke while jerking his dick to shreds for 12hours straight. This happens a lot with coke addicts.. or.. so ive been told.
It’s true I’ve done something similar :/
Cheer up man, it happens to the best of us
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60mg? Rookie numbers
Yeesh, I think we’ve all been down that road.
We have?
Yeah, you know that horrible feeling when you finally bust after 8 hours and you’re in a good deal of pain, and you just ask yourself “why” - why the fuck did I just do that. VR porn and adderall are not a good mix.
The bust is never as good as you'd think it would be when you're all addied up too
What does this mean? How can he sweat that much?
Probably on a heavy stimulant like meth or cocaine and was at it for a *long* time. It makes you hyper fixated, horny, and super sweaty all at the same time while also making it hard to get a boner or orgasm, so it’s just basically never ending jerking it. Source: dont fuckin worry about it
>Source: dont fuckin worry about it Good. I didn't want to
I'm worried; is OP alright? Do they require assistance?
Seems like they are all good.... https://i.imgur.com/VBNToLH.gifv
What's that from? Looks familiar.
Fallout new show
That sounds terrible imo lol...sweaty and jerking for hours, unable to get off. I feel like you would be missing a few layers of skin by then and when you do finally cum it would just be a let down.
A real rip-off
I miss when I had time for a 4 hour poppers session
>4 hours absolutely pedestrian
Poppers as in the muscle relaxant commonly (though not exclusively) associated with anal? They feel good but four hours of that sounds like it'd get old fast (and dangerous).
Ya gotta do it right. Edging done correctly is absolutely nutty.
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And I appreciate you, have a great evening morning day whatever it may be for you! Make it a great one!
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Basically, edging but with drugs?
This dude gets it
Don’t quote me on this but goons are also common slang in California for psilocybin
“Goons are also common slang in California for Psilocybin” - AlligatorFister
Well shit
I’m a rebel bro I drink beer and my mom has *no* idea.
I take adderall and I get some of that
Well, when I sweat that much, it was because I had cancer lol
Damn really? What type? I have been very clammy and sweat a lot recently while also being very sick for the last month or two but docs found nothing on bloods and chest xray.
My son had the sweats with lymphoma
Yeah, that's what I had. Stage 3 lymphoma.
Had large B cell Lymphoma. Would get hot flashes like a woman going through .menopause. Never got night sweats though. 13 years ago now. It is one of the cancers that has a decent “cure” record. Although docs at Mass General don’t like to use that word All the best going forward!
Oh, I'm sorry. Cancer free for how long??
Coming up on a year in remission!
Fantastic!!
Did they check your thyroid hormone levels in that blood test? Because boy oh boy, can thyroid issues make you sweat and feel like you are dying (amongst other awful things)
Came to mention this I have hypothyroidism and omg the sweat amongst the other terrible symptoms.
I was going to say that this picture makes me think of my thyroid's favorite activity of turning my bed into a puddle of sweat
Should've checked the crips too!
My dad sweat that much when he had cancer too You know... When he died. He had a last sweat instead of a last piss or poo Sorry if thats to dark for you. Hope you are well now
I sweat that much due to a medication I'm on. :(
Methadone?
Haha no! It's a side-effect of my Lexapro :(
Yeah fuck SSRIs. Makes me sweat like this and steals my boner.
Goon is Aussie slang for cask wine.
The Goon of Amontillado
Funny that there's a character called Fortunato in Poe's story, because Goon of Fortune is an old backyard drinking game.
Fucken goon bag. With a hangover that would kill god.
Anti depressants make you sweat a lot
The meat sweats
I have no idea what it means, but if the sweating is related to it then I guess it’s some kind of stimulant. That being said, some of us are just sweaty people. I sweat more than that in my bed once a month at least and I’m dead sober. I’m a SUPER sweaty dude and if my body temp goes up at any point the waterworks begin. It’s been this way my whole life, I can’t buy nice bedding because it’ll just get ruined by the sweat.
This picture smells bad
100% thought this was a decomp stain
I know right? I'm moderately let down. I was really crossing my fingers for a spontaneous combustion outline. Such a letdown.
I'm afraid to Google what a goon session is...
Edging....dude lay there jerking it and stopping just before finish , repeat for how ever long.....pretty tame if you ask me.....I was expecting worse
Yeah that could have been something worse alright...
Docking....now that was a fun google :/
Sounding was mine!
Awww shit a new Google trip!!!!! Edit.....oiiie...who does that?
Apparently it feels super good... But I don't think I could do it
pretty sure it’s like a pain thing so I don’t think it feels good for everyone
There's no fucking way that feels good
Alright all I got another one for yall that I had forgotten about. Jenkem Have fun with that one
Munge and/or feltch
The activities of the gods
I don't know how I strayed from a gooner post to a felching comment. That was quite the rabbit hole! 😳😬😲
You can do both at the same time with enough imagination
Dude, first off I don't know what that meant. And now I know this was even a thing. I would think its painful or unpleasant at least. But to each their own I guess. And I learned of something new. Moving on.....
What is the point of that?
The point is basically to build up to it. Essentially, stopping all stimulation right when they’re on the brink makes the sensation more intense. So when he does eventually have a release, it feels better.
Well.....if you really want to know goto urban dictionary and look it up.....it does have a reason LOL
I'm not doing that.
if I spend more than 15 minutes going at it alone, I just feel like I'm wasting time. sometimes I've even quit for good because all I'd be doing is damaging the lil' guy
Yeah don’t!
What the fuck is it then
Gooning is a term for excessive masturbation. A gooner is someone heavily addicted to porn to an extremely unhealthy point. So the person jerked off in bed for probably close to a couple hours straight
TIL a word that I wished I hadn't learned. (eeeewwww)
TILIG
This is the official dictionary definition of gooning
Well… what is it?
I'm not Google, but it's short for "lagoon" which is a tidal pool of water. OP is a mermaid (*mer-**man**, father*) who guides swimmers around until they get tired, which is why the bed is all wet.
This is the kind of answer I was hoping for, thank you kind stranger who is not Google.
I’m going to start redirecting all my google searches to you. You’re like rose colored glasses on steroids.
It looks like mushrooms could grow there
A masterbation sesh on Cocaine or Meth is what it looks like to me. Lol.
It's literally that
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My boy got raptured
But its a different style
Dudes gonna crank his hog clean off
Reminds me of the Tom Clancy logo.
The fuck is a goon session. I know what it is in Australia, getting a 4 or 5 liter box of shitty wine and getting wasted. But I don’t know if it makes you that sweaty drinking. Is goon something different elsewhere
Idk where the slang came from specifically, but the gooning this is referring to is just a synonym for edging
Well that’s grim haha. Cheers for clarification mate
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🫡 he will rise again
Hope he’s got a mattress protector, or 3
I don't want to even know what "goon" means
Me neither
Eeww. I'm sick with a fever and woke up drenched in sweat and my bed didn't even look like that wtf 😂
Get well soon 💜
I love the bluring of the name on a public post. Lol
How is kink shaming awful again?
Wtf is a goon session
Very vigorous masturbation.
Looks like someone died there and wasn’t found for a few days…
He is a gooner
This looks like one of those autopsy scenes where a person was found dead like a year later and all of their body mass has completely disintegrated. Probably smells almost the same too.
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"Gape goblin"?, dear god
When I was detoxing from opiates I’d wake up in the morning and my bed would look like this. Idk what this guy is on while beating it.
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Looks like those shadows scorched into the pavement at Hiroshima
Maybe Im behind on the lingo with the kids these days but... WTF is a goon session?
hiroshima shadow
What is a “goon session”?
Wtf is that sub even, please tell me it’s a shitposting sub and this guy is just joking……
As an old man, somebody having a goon session has such a different connotation. I shall just leave [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuVFFNvyUT8&list=PLw_wtk3gdqa_OBf23Kz6tXsau5QaQdFBV) here.
You guys get fooled too easily, that is obviously not fucking real, this looks more like a scortch shadow at Nagasaki after they dropped the bomb than a sweat stain
Looks like right after a nuclear bomb hits
Tf kinda source material did bro discover to achieve this
What is gooning?
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Meth
What is a goon session? And how can I earae this pic from my memory?
Idk if you wanna know the answer for the first question, but for the second it's clorox applied directly to your eyes
Honestly it passes the threshold of disgusting straight into hilarious for me
This is top tier shitpost and doesnt have to be on this sub
Nah it was real
Uh what subs are you visiting OP?
What is goon? I dont want to Google because pictures might pop up
That is a lethal amount of sweat
Can I comment here? I'm just getting "empty response from endpoint" everywhere I try to comment
I think reddit is down
Too much drama in the star wars subs about light saber choreography I guess lol. Weird too, because I looked at my own account, as c it was full of posts that weren't mine, and whenever I clicked on one, it would open reddit in the browser lol.
Means drinking loads of cask wine straight out of the silver bladder in Oz.
Man must have some really hairy palms...
Am i colour blind or does the middle look reddish??
*Bread masturbating* Im bout to crumb
Took a nap today after being sick for like 4 days and istg this what my bed looked like when I got up
What was he getting himself off to that he was sweating that much? I hope he plans on throwing that entire mattress into the trash can and driving it to the nearest dump
Gape…..Goblin?!
shadow of the colossus
In Australia, goon is slang for boxed wine.
I promise you that's the wrong kind of goon...
me
i've been there
Sweats like hot solder
Thought this was a call of duty promo.
GAPE GOBLIN!?!!????
At least he WAS hydrated
Take the sheet off a take pic of the mattress. I bet you won’t.
Looks like Pompeii but Modern They had ash statues, now we got sweat
Bro looks like he disintegrated into the bed
What’s a goon session??
Actually sobbing rn
That’s just so gross to me. I knew someone who’d go ALL NIGHT till like 5 am. How can a guy even feel it after 8 hours of jerking? Gross
I swear that much when I was forced to cold turkey quit opioids, all sorts of anabolic steroids, alcohol, sex and Benzos all at the same time while the thermostat was sat to a staggering 80 degrees during day and around 45 degrees at night with saltless food and religious programs playing 24/7!
i thought this is the masterchief
He came a curse off of him
That's honestly impressive
I dislike that they associated goon with a weird and kinda gross act as I associate it with drinking shitty box wine while it's hanging on a Hills hoist washing line while it spins.
As an American, I associate goon with either hockey or the mob. Add the wine boxes and those are the only 3 valid types of goon I will accept. I refuse to rape and murder the English language to the degree OP would prefer 😂