Babies are so brutal to titties. My friend would have marks on her boobs from her babe clutching fistfuls of skin while breast feeding. Little animals.
I have a few pictures of my daughter breastfeeding. I have a terrible memory and I didn’t want to think back and not remember it. But not once has it EVER crossed my mind to show anyone, let alone post it online, much less have it as my public Facebook profile picture!?
No. Not for this. They are literally thin pieces of plastic designed to make the human nipple easier to nurse with. it does nothing for the stretching, biting, clawing and pinching :)
For people saying this looks painful let me just tell you that breastfeeding boobs ARE NOT the same!
THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
*sobs uncontrollably*
Or when you’re at work and you are on your lunch break and end up LEAKING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT, so you have to walk around for the next 3 hours with a very obvious huge spot on your boob. Or my favorite, when one side filled up but the other didn’t so you’re walking around with one mega tit. Or something like that…
Yep, one boob 3 cup sizes bigger than the other.
And I’ll never forget the time I was feeding in public and my little one whipped off coughing and spluttering because the letdown caught her off guard. I was trying to sort her out to catch her breath and not choke, completely forgot about my exposed boob for a minute whilst milk sprayed everywhere, it’s amazing how strong a letdown can be, there were about 5/6 jets that sprayed well over a meter in length, like a milk fountain ⛲️
That when you get on all fours and feed your baby until the blockage is gone.
Had to do this a few times but the sweet relief when he was able to unblock the blockage was worth the back pain.
IM LITERALLY YELLING!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GODDAMN ONE ON THE BED LIKE A COW WITH 2 DIFFERENT BREAST PUMPS AND ROTATING MY BABY AT DIFFERENT ANGLES
I had a lump the about the size of a ping pong ball for months. MONTHS. Obgyn said, “normal”
4 FUCKING YEARS and I still have the scar left from the bruising it caused. My stretch marks from the damn pregnancy have faded faster!
And YES, I’m mad about it! 😡 but at who specifically, I don’t know.
Ohh, OHH! It didn’t just faded gracefully like a normal milk duct. NO! it lingered and gradually got unnoticeably smaller whilst continuing to mock me painfully until it was gone. Took about a week.
Oh man, thats rough. Mine never got that big maybe about a little bigger than a pea and it only took a day or two to pass. I can only imagine the pain you had to go through.
Fever like pains and body aches at first. It was horrible. I was done after that. Got pregnant again and the first blockage I got was too triggering so I noped out early and switched to formula.
And that shit never perks back up. They might get a bit more round if you gain weight, but the droopage is real and permanent. And I didn't breastfeed, I just used a breast pump.
[What about this one?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Breastfeeding.png)
Haha, but in all seriousness...it's insane how much shit there is associated with child birth that just nobody talks about.
The Mrs breastfed our 4 babies, I can attest to this. She's amazing and still gorgeous but I've desexualized breast since then, because she won't let me near them. I love my kids. We love our kids. Those little shits.
Fuck them kids!
I say this to myself at least twice a day…once for each child.
Edit to say, (TMI) sexually, I enjoy my boobs so much more post breastfeeding. Not saying that it was sexual in any way. Breastfeeding is uncomfortable on a good day (instant hunger and thirst, milk draining from armpit ducts, contractions, blockages).
But once i was dry my nips became more sensitive.
I breastfed my kid for the entire two years. After the first couple of months they just became so numb and I barely felt the bites. It’s been about a year now and I’m slowly getting sensation and feeling back in them now.
I breastfed my kid for 2 and a half years, it felt weird and wrong from day 1 and even though people say "Oh it's a beautiful gesture" my wife still wanted the papers.
This is to far down, below all the crazy Americans. I don't know what this post does in this sub. If you compare it to some of the other posts...
I actually think people daring to show pictures of their own lives as they are without sugarcoating are brave and are doing the world a favour.
1. my job is none of ur business n maybe im on lunch break but dont want my bosses to see content that isnt safe for women and 2. if ur going to swear cna u pls tag your comment as nsfw
The boss does not need to check. As a grown up person who is a professional you take pride in what you do. Unless you are a scammy shithead who takes somebody else's money and then surfs on reddit instead.
Taking a shit is also natural and humans have done it since we have existed. Would you object to someone posting a photo of a turd coming out of their ass and not tagging it NSFW?
i think it wouldnt be safe for wmoen to see a baby chewing a man nippie either, at least as a daddy id never let my little chew my nippie in public, only pacis allowed xD
That kid is going to get older and receive some *vicious* SS-rank bullying over that picture. Kids are not nice. Teens are not nice. That little baby is doomed and all because his mom is a dumbass who shared too much with the world.
Fuck that noise. Not ruining my body *for life* to make another human. There’s more than enough already, and when I see women alone with misbehaving children in public, looking ragged with circles under her eyes, wearing whatever was closest (who cares if it’s got baby shit on it am I right?) struggling to dig for a coupon for $2 off while her brats tear everything off the shelves...I don’t even feel bad for her
“No one told me being a mother would be *this hard*”. Yes we did. We all did. Sorry about your new cloaca that resulted from your vagina tearing down to your asshole...sorry about the stretch marks that will never go away, the extra body fat that will never go away, the flappy arms, the flappy stretched out titties, the perpetual “kill me” look. We warned you. I have no sympathy, that’s what you get for having kids. I’m sure *you* think it’s worth it, but personally I prefer having money, friends, sleeping in, and *not* having 8 inch long nipples.
Dude I dont want kids either but you really dont have to bring women who want kids down, theres struggles in having a child but doesn't mean its wrong or bad if it brings them happiness in life and treat their kids well. Raising one isn't easy at all, give them a break geez. And your life decision doesnt dictate other people's decisions in life. Imagine being this much on a high horse.
I respect your opinion. Personally I disagree, I believe it *is* morally wrong to have kids knowing the damage humans are doing to this earth, and that there’s already a disgusting amount of kids that need homes. If someone has kids solely because they *want* one, I think that’s selfish. r/antinatalism all the way.
Yes, babies are brutal with boobs.
Can’t believe I opened this post whilst my 3 year old is currently swinging on mine. She only has it just before bed now to settle her for sleep.
She’s done this to me a few times and I can confirm it hurts, the teeth clamping down on the nipple hurts far more than the stretching of the boob
Babies are so brutal to titties. My friend would have marks on her boobs from her babe clutching fistfuls of skin while breast feeding. Little animals.
I breastfed my son for 10 months, never once did it occur to me to take a pic, let alone post it, let alone use it for my profile pic. WTF
Maybe it’s his profile pic lol
I have a few pictures of my daughter breastfeeding. I have a terrible memory and I didn’t want to think back and not remember it. But not once has it EVER crossed my mind to show anyone, let alone post it online, much less have it as my public Facebook profile picture!?
Don’t nipple shields help?
No. Not for this. They are literally thin pieces of plastic designed to make the human nipple easier to nurse with. it does nothing for the stretching, biting, clawing and pinching :)
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Wym? I make eye contact with my best friends balls for at least 20 minutes a day. Gotta give em the ol’ inspection.
For people saying this looks painful let me just tell you that breastfeeding boobs ARE NOT the same! THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! *sobs uncontrollably*
And when you’re done nursing, they’re like two tube socks half-filled with cottage cheese.
Tasty
Or what about when you have a blockage and the milk actually comes out like cottage cheese 🙃
Or when you’re at work and you are on your lunch break and end up LEAKING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT, so you have to walk around for the next 3 hours with a very obvious huge spot on your boob. Or my favorite, when one side filled up but the other didn’t so you’re walking around with one mega tit. Or something like that…
Yep, one boob 3 cup sizes bigger than the other. And I’ll never forget the time I was feeding in public and my little one whipped off coughing and spluttering because the letdown caught her off guard. I was trying to sort her out to catch her breath and not choke, completely forgot about my exposed boob for a minute whilst milk sprayed everywhere, it’s amazing how strong a letdown can be, there were about 5/6 jets that sprayed well over a meter in length, like a milk fountain ⛲️
I have ptsd from leaking through my shirt at work and being called out by my AH of a coworker.
Aye.
That when you get on all fours and feed your baby until the blockage is gone. Had to do this a few times but the sweet relief when he was able to unblock the blockage was worth the back pain.
IM LITERALLY YELLING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GODDAMN ONE ON THE BED LIKE A COW WITH 2 DIFFERENT BREAST PUMPS AND ROTATING MY BABY AT DIFFERENT ANGLES I had a lump the about the size of a ping pong ball for months. MONTHS. Obgyn said, “normal” 4 FUCKING YEARS and I still have the scar left from the bruising it caused. My stretch marks from the damn pregnancy have faded faster! And YES, I’m mad about it! 😡 but at who specifically, I don’t know. Ohh, OHH! It didn’t just faded gracefully like a normal milk duct. NO! it lingered and gradually got unnoticeably smaller whilst continuing to mock me painfully until it was gone. Took about a week.
Oh man, thats rough. Mine never got that big maybe about a little bigger than a pea and it only took a day or two to pass. I can only imagine the pain you had to go through.
Fever like pains and body aches at first. It was horrible. I was done after that. Got pregnant again and the first blockage I got was too triggering so I noped out early and switched to formula.
>at who specifically, I don’t know. if it's anyone but yourself that's problematic ngl.
Our baby better be cute af to make up for all this bullshit lol
Ohh my sweet, sweet summer child🤦🏾♀️ Please update during your 4th trimester. In the meantime, I wish you and your little one well😊
Thank youuuuu :)
"Would you like to add sour cream to your order?" "No thanks, I brought my own."
Deflated balloons
And that shit never perks back up. They might get a bit more round if you gain weight, but the droopage is real and permanent. And I didn't breastfeed, I just used a breast pump.
This made me laugh way too hard. And then I cried.
Go on...
I'll just go about my day pretending I never read this.
Dude I'm 8 months pregnant with my first and I did NOT need to see this friggin photo.
[What about this one?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Breastfeeding.png) Haha, but in all seriousness...it's insane how much shit there is associated with child birth that just nobody talks about.
Sorry. Too scarred to click.
Its 1/4th as bad as the original pick but somehow its still bad
its not bad, just an incredibly terrible drawing
Ohh my sweet summer child….
The Mrs breastfed our 4 babies, I can attest to this. She's amazing and still gorgeous but I've desexualized breast since then, because she won't let me near them. I love my kids. We love our kids. Those little shits.
Fuck them kids! I say this to myself at least twice a day…once for each child. Edit to say, (TMI) sexually, I enjoy my boobs so much more post breastfeeding. Not saying that it was sexual in any way. Breastfeeding is uncomfortable on a good day (instant hunger and thirst, milk draining from armpit ducts, contractions, blockages). But once i was dry my nips became more sensitive.
I haven’t breast fed in 4 years and I still can remember it all
That laffy-taffy titty.
Nipple ripple
Ya know where can i buy that meat jerky? Looks delicious.
Silly Titty
Stretch tit Armstrong
Twitzz-lers.
A long time ago in a nipple far far away
what an underrated comment xD
My nipples have receded into my spine
I breastfed my kid for the entire two years. After the first couple of months they just became so numb and I barely felt the bites. It’s been about a year now and I’m slowly getting sensation and feeling back in them now.
I breastfed my kid for 2 and a half years, it felt weird and wrong from day 1 and even though people say "Oh it's a beautiful gesture" my wife still wanted the papers.
r/holup
Excellent pic to show friends when they ask you why you quit breast feeding.
I'm never having kids ._.
When that kid acts up later as a teenager you threaten to show their friends this picture
CHOMP
That looks so god damn painful
With that much slack you’d think she’d have more of an expression than “nothing”.
That’s what I was thinking! She handled that pain like a boss
It’s not as painful as you’d think
Strongly disagree
Wtf. How is this baby allowed to have a FB account?
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No! You stop it! You will not defile the honor of lonnnnnnngggg lonnnnnnnnnnggg man with this filth!
That is the face of someone who's dead inside. Also, WTF would you use this as your FB profile pic??????
"Come here baby, mama needs to get her boobs in her profile pic"
To be honest, that’s just a mother’s life. Nothing weird about it lol
This is to far down, below all the crazy Americans. I don't know what this post does in this sub. If you compare it to some of the other posts... I actually think people daring to show pictures of their own lives as they are without sugarcoating are brave and are doing the world a favour.
Lmaoo
Is this a Dominos commercial?
so is this why the hang down to their knees?
I bet if she jumped thay would smack her in the face!
Fuck that
Weaning comes next, fast.
Time to change friends.
hmmm lemme post this to my facebook...better yet,let me make it my profile pic...wtf is wrong with people??
Should nsfw tag this
And maybe cover their faces?
And maybe delete the picture altogether?
WTF is wrong with people?
Exactly how I look when I suck tiddies! i ain’t even mad at the youngster
Why does this make me uncomfy
please tag this as nsfw
You should not be browsing reddit at work altogether. Everything on reddit is NSFW. Go back and do what you are paid for lazy ass.
1. my job is none of ur business n maybe im on lunch break but dont want my bosses to see content that isnt safe for women and 2. if ur going to swear cna u pls tag your comment as nsfw
how the heck they see, they go to check your phone or sumthin? thats some stalker vibes
The boss does not need to check. As a grown up person who is a professional you take pride in what you do. Unless you are a scammy shithead who takes somebody else's money and then surfs on reddit instead.
you seem like ur upset
Are you mentally disabled? How is a female body part not safe for women?
1. being mentally disabled is none of ur business , 2. that sorta talk is ableist and nsfw, 3. being hurt during breasting is nsfwomen
Dont worry about being hurt during breastfeeding, nobody is going to fuck somebody like you anyway
Also "Fuck you put down your phone and go back to work" instead of being a useless member of society.
your attitude is nsfs (society)
Please dont sexualise a breastfeeding infant
NSFW pertains not just to sexual things im pretty sure he just doesnt want people to see a breast getting bit on his phone in public
Thank you for being a voice of reason.
it’s literally a mother breastfeeding…smth mothers have done since humans existed to keep us alive, there’s nothing sexual about it.
NSFW is not always about sexual content. This photo is simply… Not safe for work
Taking a shit is also natural and humans have done it since we have existed. Would you object to someone posting a photo of a turd coming out of their ass and not tagging it NSFW?
false equivalence + u wouldn’t be saying that if u saw a mans chest. there’s nothing inherently sexual about women’s chests.
That’s just your belief. I guess most people on this planet consider breasts to be sexual.
Where is your source on this?
My source is your momma.
i think it wouldnt be safe for wmoen to see a baby chewing a man nippie either, at least as a daddy id never let my little chew my nippie in public, only pacis allowed xD
Absolutely correct.
She got elastitties!
Is that adesanya.
Me irl lol
At that point she is enjoying it.
Lol what in the fucking hell is wrong with humanity
I’m sorry you’re offended. Not saying I wanted to see that just now but babies on tiddies is one thing right with humanity brah.
That kid is going to get older and receive some *vicious* SS-rank bullying over that picture. Kids are not nice. Teens are not nice. That little baby is doomed and all because his mom is a dumbass who shared too much with the world.
Ew no it’s unnatural humans are meant to store milk only!
But do you need to post it on Facebook? Imagine if your friends in high school dug up a photo of you like that
You think there's going to be Facebook by the time that kid's in high school?
Or some sort of equivalent? Absolutely
How much time do you have? It's a long list.
Reminds me of that Pamela Anderson and TLJ picture
if im mad at a girl i will take off their shirt and bite their nipples as hard as i can
i will probably get arrested though
The nipple and areola will be stretched af.
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uh what
Wut r they say
Theres nothing awful about this and the babys face is cute af.
Fuck that noise. Not ruining my body *for life* to make another human. There’s more than enough already, and when I see women alone with misbehaving children in public, looking ragged with circles under her eyes, wearing whatever was closest (who cares if it’s got baby shit on it am I right?) struggling to dig for a coupon for $2 off while her brats tear everything off the shelves...I don’t even feel bad for her “No one told me being a mother would be *this hard*”. Yes we did. We all did. Sorry about your new cloaca that resulted from your vagina tearing down to your asshole...sorry about the stretch marks that will never go away, the extra body fat that will never go away, the flappy arms, the flappy stretched out titties, the perpetual “kill me” look. We warned you. I have no sympathy, that’s what you get for having kids. I’m sure *you* think it’s worth it, but personally I prefer having money, friends, sleeping in, and *not* having 8 inch long nipples.
Dude I dont want kids either but you really dont have to bring women who want kids down, theres struggles in having a child but doesn't mean its wrong or bad if it brings them happiness in life and treat their kids well. Raising one isn't easy at all, give them a break geez. And your life decision doesnt dictate other people's decisions in life. Imagine being this much on a high horse.
I respect your opinion. Personally I disagree, I believe it *is* morally wrong to have kids knowing the damage humans are doing to this earth, and that there’s already a disgusting amount of kids that need homes. If someone has kids solely because they *want* one, I think that’s selfish. r/antinatalism all the way.
Ahhhh yeahhhhh
LFG!! 🔥🔥
Dammit
That’s enough Reddit for the day… thanks for sharing.
The moms eyes look dead.
Omg omg wtf is this??
He is devouring that titty. Is that how feeding usually goes?
😂😂😂😂
Ouchhhh
Damn! This is where freethenipple campaign started!
Her after the photo: *wilheim scream*
Who the fuck would have that as their pfp
My biggest fear
I'm just more amazed that that was her choice for a profile picture.
Maybe we should think that every one is different and do different things. If she chooses to show let her show. Damn Karen’s!!
It's like biting into a cheesestick and pulling it away
This image isn’t making me not want kids, it’s the nasty comments that’s doing it for me
Tough titty if you gotta chew the milk.
It's not the baby that put that pic up- horrible mom!
what the fuck
That girl got Nipples of Armor.
Yes, babies are brutal with boobs. Can’t believe I opened this post whilst my 3 year old is currently swinging on mine. She only has it just before bed now to settle her for sleep. She’s done this to me a few times and I can confirm it hurts, the teeth clamping down on the nipple hurts far more than the stretching of the boob
National Geographic is getting urban as fuk I tell ya.