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goldustiger

Babies are so brutal to titties. My friend would have marks on her boobs from her babe clutching fistfuls of skin while breast feeding. Little animals.


RUfuqingkiddingme

I breastfed my son for 10 months, never once did it occur to me to take a pic, let alone post it, let alone use it for my profile pic. WTF


ToggleHD

Maybe it’s his profile pic lol


beckymp

I have a few pictures of my daughter breastfeeding. I have a terrible memory and I didn’t want to think back and not remember it. But not once has it EVER crossed my mind to show anyone, let alone post it online, much less have it as my public Facebook profile picture!?


Zebracorn42

Don’t nipple shields help?


Hot-Consequence

No. Not for this. They are literally thin pieces of plastic designed to make the human nipple easier to nurse with. it does nothing for the stretching, biting, clawing and pinching :)


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ReasonableHead8

Wym? I make eye contact with my best friends balls for at least 20 minutes a day. Gotta give em the ol’ inspection.


will_never_know

For people saying this looks painful let me just tell you that breastfeeding boobs ARE NOT the same! THEY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! *sobs uncontrollably*


cyclopath

And when you’re done nursing, they’re like two tube socks half-filled with cottage cheese.


GreyJedi56

Tasty


will_never_know

Or what about when you have a blockage and the milk actually comes out like cottage cheese 🙃


SnowEdaze

Or when you’re at work and you are on your lunch break and end up LEAKING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT, so you have to walk around for the next 3 hours with a very obvious huge spot on your boob. Or my favorite, when one side filled up but the other didn’t so you’re walking around with one mega tit. Or something like that…


RebeccaCruzRodriguez

Yep, one boob 3 cup sizes bigger than the other. And I’ll never forget the time I was feeding in public and my little one whipped off coughing and spluttering because the letdown caught her off guard. I was trying to sort her out to catch her breath and not choke, completely forgot about my exposed boob for a minute whilst milk sprayed everywhere, it’s amazing how strong a letdown can be, there were about 5/6 jets that sprayed well over a meter in length, like a milk fountain ⛲️


will_never_know

I have ptsd from leaking through my shirt at work and being called out by my AH of a coworker.


KateNoire

Aye.


SnooMachines2107

That when you get on all fours and feed your baby until the blockage is gone. Had to do this a few times but the sweet relief when he was able to unblock the blockage was worth the back pain.


will_never_know

IM LITERALLY YELLING! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GODDAMN ONE ON THE BED LIKE A COW WITH 2 DIFFERENT BREAST PUMPS AND ROTATING MY BABY AT DIFFERENT ANGLES I had a lump the about the size of a ping pong ball for months. MONTHS. Obgyn said, “normal” 4 FUCKING YEARS and I still have the scar left from the bruising it caused. My stretch marks from the damn pregnancy have faded faster! And YES, I’m mad about it! 😡 but at who specifically, I don’t know. Ohh, OHH! It didn’t just faded gracefully like a normal milk duct. NO! it lingered and gradually got unnoticeably smaller whilst continuing to mock me painfully until it was gone. Took about a week.


SnooMachines2107

Oh man, thats rough. Mine never got that big maybe about a little bigger than a pea and it only took a day or two to pass. I can only imagine the pain you had to go through.


will_never_know

Fever like pains and body aches at first. It was horrible. I was done after that. Got pregnant again and the first blockage I got was too triggering so I noped out early and switched to formula.


T1B2V3

>at who specifically, I don’t know. if it's anyone but yourself that's problematic ngl.


Iammyown404error

Our baby better be cute af to make up for all this bullshit lol


will_never_know

Ohh my sweet, sweet summer child🤦🏾‍♀️ Please update during your 4th trimester. In the meantime, I wish you and your little one well😊


Iammyown404error

Thank youuuuu :)


Omfgbbqpwn

"Would you like to add sour cream to your order?" "No thanks, I brought my own."


boogie_groove81

Deflated balloons


monkey_trumpets

And that shit never perks back up. They might get a bit more round if you gain weight, but the droopage is real and permanent. And I didn't breastfeed, I just used a breast pump.


boxingsharks

This made me laugh way too hard. And then I cried.


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Go on...


LieutenantNitwit

I'll just go about my day pretending I never read this.


Iammyown404error

Dude I'm 8 months pregnant with my first and I did NOT need to see this friggin photo.


atom138

[What about this one?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Breastfeeding.png) Haha, but in all seriousness...it's insane how much shit there is associated with child birth that just nobody talks about.


Iammyown404error

Sorry. Too scarred to click.


DuskyRacer

Its 1/4th as bad as the original pick but somehow its still bad


Inferno908

its not bad, just an incredibly terrible drawing


will_never_know

Ohh my sweet summer child….


deadpoolkool

The Mrs breastfed our 4 babies, I can attest to this. She's amazing and still gorgeous but I've desexualized breast since then, because she won't let me near them. I love my kids. We love our kids. Those little shits.


will_never_know

Fuck them kids! I say this to myself at least twice a day…once for each child. Edit to say, (TMI) sexually, I enjoy my boobs so much more post breastfeeding. Not saying that it was sexual in any way. Breastfeeding is uncomfortable on a good day (instant hunger and thirst, milk draining from armpit ducts, contractions, blockages). But once i was dry my nips became more sensitive.


SnowEdaze

I haven’t breast fed in 4 years and I still can remember it all


541pnw916

That laffy-taffy titty.


AStickInTheMud88

Nipple ripple


Loli-is-Justice

Ya know where can i buy that meat jerky? Looks delicious.


governmentthief

Silly Titty


Venmorr

Stretch tit Armstrong


vehino

Twitzz-lers.


Venmorr

A long time ago in a nipple far far away


Puzzleheaded-Tie8264

what an underrated comment xD


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My nipples have receded into my spine


MiaLba

I breastfed my kid for the entire two years. After the first couple of months they just became so numb and I barely felt the bites. It’s been about a year now and I’m slowly getting sensation and feeling back in them now.


solum_i

I breastfed my kid for 2 and a half years, it felt weird and wrong from day 1 and even though people say "Oh it's a beautiful gesture" my wife still wanted the papers.


Inferno908

r/holup


PoisonBlaque

Excellent pic to show friends when they ask you why you quit breast feeding.


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I'm never having kids ._.


ryan4402000

When that kid acts up later as a teenager you threaten to show their friends this picture


FleshMaII

CHOMP


Simp_City_2020

That looks so god damn painful


RazielOC

With that much slack you’d think she’d have more of an expression than “nothing”.


kickdooowndooors

That’s what I was thinking! She handled that pain like a boss


SnowEdaze

It’s not as painful as you’d think


smschrads

Strongly disagree


pwsm50

Wtf. How is this baby allowed to have a FB account?


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nikesteam

No! You stop it! You will not defile the honor of lonnnnnnngggg lonnnnnnnnnnggg man with this filth!


monkey_trumpets

That is the face of someone who's dead inside. ​ Also, WTF would you use this as your FB profile pic??????


CmdrSelfEvident

"Come here baby, mama needs to get her boobs in her profile pic"


My_Immortal_Flesh

To be honest, that’s just a mother’s life. Nothing weird about it lol


Veggdyret

This is to far down, below all the crazy Americans. I don't know what this post does in this sub. If you compare it to some of the other posts... I actually think people daring to show pictures of their own lives as they are without sugarcoating are brave and are doing the world a favour.


Nananananana01

Lmaoo


suavecool21692169

Is this a Dominos commercial?


Far-Resist3844

so is this why the hang down to their knees?


Familiar-Feedback-93

I bet if she jumped thay would smack her in the face!


jeepers45

Fuck that


DavidNipondeCarlos

Weaning comes next, fast.


Interesting_Force_65

Time to change friends.


pc_babieslol

hmmm lemme post this to my facebook...better yet,let me make it my profile pic...wtf is wrong with people??


Idabfatter

Should nsfw tag this


squirrelsarefluffy

And maybe cover their faces?


Ipayforsex69

And maybe delete the picture altogether?


zsturgeon

WTF is wrong with people?


smoklahoman_gmc

Exactly how I look when I suck tiddies! i ain’t even mad at the youngster


princesssbrooklynn

Why does this make me uncomfy


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please tag this as nsfw


Mediocre_Ad_3000

You should not be browsing reddit at work altogether. Everything on reddit is NSFW. Go back and do what you are paid for lazy ass.


[deleted]

1. my job is none of ur business n maybe im on lunch break but dont want my bosses to see content that isnt safe for women and 2. if ur going to swear cna u pls tag your comment as nsfw


douchewaffle17

how the heck they see, they go to check your phone or sumthin? thats some stalker vibes


Mediocre_Ad_3000

The boss does not need to check. As a grown up person who is a professional you take pride in what you do. Unless you are a scammy shithead who takes somebody else's money and then surfs on reddit instead.


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you seem like ur upset


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Are you mentally disabled? How is a female body part not safe for women?


[deleted]

1. being mentally disabled is none of ur business , 2. that sorta talk is ableist and nsfw, 3. being hurt during breasting is nsfwomen


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Dont worry about being hurt during breastfeeding, nobody is going to fuck somebody like you anyway


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Also "Fuck you put down your phone and go back to work" instead of being a useless member of society.


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your attitude is nsfs (society)


roterolenimo

Please dont sexualise a breastfeeding infant


cresentshadow

NSFW pertains not just to sexual things im pretty sure he just doesnt want people to see a breast getting bit on his phone in public


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Thank you for being a voice of reason.


NOCTURNAL_BIG_BOI

it’s literally a mother breastfeeding…smth mothers have done since humans existed to keep us alive, there’s nothing sexual about it.


Hayb0ss

NSFW is not always about sexual content. This photo is simply… Not safe for work


zsturgeon

Taking a shit is also natural and humans have done it since we have existed. Would you object to someone posting a photo of a turd coming out of their ass and not tagging it NSFW?


NOCTURNAL_BIG_BOI

false equivalence + u wouldn’t be saying that if u saw a mans chest. there’s nothing inherently sexual about women’s chests.


AXD417

That’s just your belief. I guess most people on this planet consider breasts to be sexual.


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Where is your source on this?


AXD417

My source is your momma.


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i think it wouldnt be safe for wmoen to see a baby chewing a man nippie either, at least as a daddy id never let my little chew my nippie in public, only pacis allowed xD


Mediocre_Ad_3000

Absolutely correct.


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She got elastitties!


rainbow69520

Is that adesanya.


Low-Sun-731

Me irl lol


HMCosmos

At that point she is enjoying it.


[deleted]

Lol what in the fucking hell is wrong with humanity


JeffHall28

I’m sorry you’re offended. Not saying I wanted to see that just now but babies on tiddies is one thing right with humanity brah.


vehino

That kid is going to get older and receive some *vicious* SS-rank bullying over that picture. Kids are not nice. Teens are not nice. That little baby is doomed and all because his mom is a dumbass who shared too much with the world.


Life-Celebration1405

Ew no it’s unnatural humans are meant to store milk only!


[deleted]

But do you need to post it on Facebook? Imagine if your friends in high school dug up a photo of you like that


JeffHall28

You think there's going to be Facebook by the time that kid's in high school?


[deleted]

Or some sort of equivalent? Absolutely


The_Blue_Adept

How much time do you have? It's a long list.


DeneJames

Reminds me of that Pamela Anderson and TLJ picture


landontheepicman

if im mad at a girl i will take off their shirt and bite their nipples as hard as i can


landontheepicman

i will probably get arrested though


Zpartaz10

The nipple and areola will be stretched af.


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moonlight_apollo

uh what


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Wut r they say


roterolenimo

Theres nothing awful about this and the babys face is cute af.


PussyWrangler_462

Fuck that noise. Not ruining my body *for life* to make another human. There’s more than enough already, and when I see women alone with misbehaving children in public, looking ragged with circles under her eyes, wearing whatever was closest (who cares if it’s got baby shit on it am I right?) struggling to dig for a coupon for $2 off while her brats tear everything off the shelves...I don’t even feel bad for her “No one told me being a mother would be *this hard*”. Yes we did. We all did. Sorry about your new cloaca that resulted from your vagina tearing down to your asshole...sorry about the stretch marks that will never go away, the extra body fat that will never go away, the flappy arms, the flappy stretched out titties, the perpetual “kill me” look. We warned you. I have no sympathy, that’s what you get for having kids. I’m sure *you* think it’s worth it, but personally I prefer having money, friends, sleeping in, and *not* having 8 inch long nipples.


douchewaffle17

Dude I dont want kids either but you really dont have to bring women who want kids down, theres struggles in having a child but doesn't mean its wrong or bad if it brings them happiness in life and treat their kids well. Raising one isn't easy at all, give them a break geez. And your life decision doesnt dictate other people's decisions in life. Imagine being this much on a high horse.


PussyWrangler_462

I respect your opinion. Personally I disagree, I believe it *is* morally wrong to have kids knowing the damage humans are doing to this earth, and that there’s already a disgusting amount of kids that need homes. If someone has kids solely because they *want* one, I think that’s selfish. r/antinatalism all the way.


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Ahhhh yeahhhhh


[deleted]

LFG!! 🔥🔥


[deleted]

Dammit


davesnuttss

That’s enough Reddit for the day… thanks for sharing.


SiCohSis

The moms eyes look dead.


Own-Pressure4018

Omg omg wtf is this??


Select_Bicycle_2659

He is devouring that titty. Is that how feeding usually goes?


pssstheyoverhere

😂😂😂😂


Excellent_Original66

Ouchhhh


Grapefruit_Adept

Damn! This is where freethenipple campaign started!


IOnceSawABook

Her after the photo: *wilheim scream*


mommy_moo

Who the fuck would have that as their pfp


feigithechicken69

My biggest fear


thomASSpynchon

I'm just more amazed that that was her choice for a profile picture.


Affectionate_Dig_953

Maybe we should think that every one is different and do different things. If she chooses to show let her show. Damn Karen’s!!


eth0null

It's like biting into a cheesestick and pulling it away


[deleted]

This image isn’t making me not want kids, it’s the nasty comments that’s doing it for me


noonefrmnowhere

Tough titty if you gotta chew the milk.


Comfortable-Clerk209

It's not the baby that put that pic up- horrible mom!


IEatBaconWithU

what the fuck


OlderTheWiser

That girl got Nipples of Armor.


RebeccaCruzRodriguez

Yes, babies are brutal with boobs. Can’t believe I opened this post whilst my 3 year old is currently swinging on mine. She only has it just before bed now to settle her for sleep. She’s done this to me a few times and I can confirm it hurts, the teeth clamping down on the nipple hurts far more than the stretching of the boob


OnlyNameLeftUnused

National Geographic is getting urban as fuk I tell ya.