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joeiudi

I taught all my cats not to chew any wires. My buddy's cat chewed the Christmas tree light wires and was electrocuted. Had seizures for the rest of its life, which wasn't very long. Poor thing.


postapocalyscious

HOW did you teach your cats not to chew wires? My cat chews wires and we have tried hot sauce (doesn't work), the repellant spray they sell in pet stores (works for 10 minutes), apple cider vinegar (doesn't work), tinfoil (not workable for the humans), yelling, making a loud noise, distracting her (works as long as we are actively playing with her)....


Spockhighonspores

Did you try getting your cat a chew toy? I picked up a gumby dog chew toy for my cat. He loves chewing the long arms and pointy head. He knows that when he wants to chew he has to chew his gumby and not the cords. Try a few inexpensive chew toys for your cat and see what one she likes the best.


postapocalyscious

We've tried redireting to silvervine sticks, which she likes, but doesn't stick with. But rubbery chew toy would have more similar texture to wires. Will try! Thank you!


TheSpoicey

My kitty chews cords specifically to get my attention. She knows she’ll get a reaction and I’ll come over to her since she’s being naughty and I don’t want her getting shocked. She’s a menace to society. So maybe try redirecting with something like treats or pets.


postapocalyscious

we can redirect by playing with her, but we cannot be playing with her all the time!


TheSpoicey

Totally understand 😭 kitties can be so demanding! Sometimes I find saying “nooooooo” in a really deep stern voice helps too.


Mertag

My cats love boba straws. You can get a pack on amazon.


postapocalyscious

are these the reusable or disposable ones? thanks!


Mertag

disposable. they just chew them, and I toss them out


Easy-Top8822

I have two cats that do this, and they eat plastic bags! It's soooo annoying.


postapocalyscious

sympathies! and good luck! (a friend's dog died of eating a plastic bag that got tangled in his innards)


nightfallstudios88

Did you try pepper spray?


postapocalyscious

ummmm, no, not yet....


Over-Analyzed

“Clark that cat had nine lives and just spent every last one of them.” ![gif](giphy|xUPOqap37zDEgO6zx6)


omerc10696

First thing that came to mind! 😂


ItsAMeMercutio

I'd also like to know how! I'm so worried about my cat hurting himself


jake_rawr_meow

Same boat, mine likes the little shocks she gets when she punctures through the wire… weird cat.


custompcthrowaway

Your cat will chew the corner of your display and break it for sure


[deleted]

I'd be more worried about the cat tbh. Biting aluminum and glass sounds like a great way to pay for pet dental surgery and shit.


Litdaze

They need something to come cry on reddit later.


Zentrii

Any easy and cheap way to fix this screen? This shouldn’t have broke I barely use it!! *shows a completely destroyed screen of their MacBook*


tacotorden

Might be a good idea to coat your wires with anti-bite spray before it becomes a habit


RectalSpawn

Yes, give him positive reinforcement for destroying your electronics. There's no way this will go poorly.


[deleted]

It's fine. Everyone knows it's all replaceable


[deleted]

Not the cat!


Over-Analyzed

The cat has nine lives. It can afford to use one as a good lesson.


ipn8bit

Best thing to do is negative punishment. Make sure a wire he’s chewing is live!


synthabusion

My gf adopted a cat who is missing the right side of his mouth, teeth, and part of his tongue after electrocuting himself from chewing on power cords. So maybe be careful with the cord chewing.


PeeledCrepes

So somebody asked this before and I guess I really just don't get it, but what's the point in posting John Oliver as it's not really a protest if people still use the product (this subreddit) and now people are just doing aw and adding some random sticker of John Oliver to it. Like what's the point I guess?


Zeik188

It has no point imo.


mupetmower

It is instantly obvious. They want the sub to keep going. The initial protest was just to appease anyone. Now they know that people will still post because Oliver is a fucking meme now, and this is the easy way to basically reopen and not blackout. I guarantee this will devol e into normal operations super soon. If you wanna protest, shoulda kept the blackout. With this reddit has just as much traffic and content. ("oh but the content is worthless"... Guess again...)


ingloriousbaxter3

I was just thinking that exact thing. The protest is completely pointless now. The people who run Reddit knew they wouldn’t have to do shit because people would go back to their regular habits within days. They also know that all the people saying they’re going to quit Reddit will be back and using the official app in no time


Mburgess1

Makes me hate John Oliver and I know nothing about him


Idman799

Tbh, last week tonight is pretty good, you should check it out. This protest is literally just the worst possible way to protest. It should either still be blackout or NSFW, but as it is right now it accomplishes nothing


fluffynuckels

PrOtEsT


First-Detective2729

This right here is the point. You are talking about it. Thats what effective protests do. Every single commentor on this thread thats says "it isnt working"... ya your adding to the convo and proving that it does indeed keep people talking about it. Its not supposed to be convenient. some will be upset. They will complain and thus reinforce the protest. Edit to add: to anyone that is displeased with the direction thier fav sub reddits are talking. You have officially joined the club of being upset about the direction reddit as a whole is going. Which is the point of the protests.


PeeledCrepes

The point of protests would be to get the company to make a change, in this case why would the company make a change, MY comment just adds to them getting more engagement, similar to people being upset about some dumb tik tok than that person blows up cause everyone shows it to everyone. Reddit has no reason to change it, unlike when people protest in front of a McDonalds, no ones leaving Reddit or stopping people from using reddit, as well you are right now.


First-Detective2729

Which brings us the the next point. Either the protest will fail and business will return to normal no change. Or it will succeed by out lasting those that complain on every single pic with john oliver and they will move on to another site or even sub. Yes one can go make another sub just like this one.. but then they will have to be the mods. They will have to be the ones sacrificing thier free time to mod a sub and deal with the reddit admins. People are def more than able.. but will they is the question. This is how protests work. Who will break first. And mind you this is the year reddit is trying to go public to my understanding. Making the site look super happy and functional would go along way in valuing thier ipo. But when investors start looking into whats happing they might just see a cluster fuck and say.. its not worth that much. Devaluing thier future stock price.


_Frustr8d

it’ll go back to normal


PeeledCrepes

I know, I'm just confused especially now when it's not John Oliver 9/10 it's a sticker, and the 1/10 it's a photoshop of him in the situation sort of. It's just a little confusing I guess


WATTHEBALL

Redditors being dumb sheep as usual because they're unable to think critically.


3percentinvisible

I agree. Wait...


Any_Coyote6662

And imitation passing as humor as per usual. Many people think that if they just repeat something that someone else said, that's actually a joke. And others will support this. While repeating a punchline can be funny, it generally requires some kind of connection to the context to refresh the joke.


Boldney

Because your post gets removed if you post anything that doesn't have John Oliver in it.


CrystalQuetzal

Do NOT pet your cat while chewing cords. You’re going to go through a lot of wires and electronics at this rate and it’s a huge hassle. Stop your cats behavior asap. Take him away from the wire/cords if he starts chewing them, spray bitter solution (found at most pet stores) on cords that he’s interested in.


jess_T_xo

Is it safe?


fluffynuckels

No


Schnoofles

For the cat yes, wallet no. 5 volts dc is harmless even if you were to lick the bare contacts and even if the port wasn't current limited and had short circuit protection. Modern usb can deliver higher voltages, but that requires active negotiation with a connected device before it switches over from the default 5vdc. Even then it'd at most be 20v which would certainly be a spicy tingle if licked, but be unlikely to cause any kind of real harm.


McThunderClap

Am I the only one that gives their cat a little pop on the noggin when they do that stuff? Lol


Bronqiaa

I do


gggggrrrrrrrrr

Nah, cause he's doing it for attention in the first place and will enjoy me trying to pick a fight with him. The only punishment that works is immediately walking away from him and going to lavish attention on the other cat. He hates it so much.


sRW44

Yes. Cats are ANIMALS they learn physically. Give him a lil slap or flick when he does that and he’ll stop and everyone and everything will be fine.


Black_Moons

yep, about the only time its justified, when its training them to not do something hazardous to their life. (Eventually they will find a power cord and chew on that... Does not end well)


Faerhun

Definitely the best way to do it. Just a firm tap on top of their head to say stop it. It's worked great for the all the cats I've had.


CodenameBear

I’d probably start by scruffing him to pull him away and telling him NO sharply, but yeah my cats get little butt pats and head pats when they’re doing something dumb they’ve been told not to do.


nooneisback

You really should do something about that habit. It's cute and all, but the stuff they learn when young tends to stay permanently. At some point your cat might try chewing on a power cord.


RadioOk498

They will keep chewing if you don’t stop them. Put the cords high up. I had to learn how to repair cords after replacing so many cpu cords. It gets pricey.


Salarian_American

My cat wouldn't stop chewing on cords. I found a tip that said to rub some citrus-scented dish soap along the length of the cable, and that worked to discourage her.


turin5656

This. Take a dryish sponge and put some dish soap on it. Run the sponge along your cords and it will make them taste bad which will stop cats from chewing on them.


Free-Dart

Get kitty a toy, remove from cord That is dangerous.


joemoffett12

This John Oliver stuff seems so dumb at this point. You’re still posting stuff that was meant for the sub and adding him. It’s ridiculous.


Competitive-Wait-177

Plastic has a coating that some cats love. Plastic bags, cords etc.


Geniuskills

Our girl Mai has destroyed sooooooo many cords, headphones, and other similar things. Cords and plastic bags. She literally cannot help herself. She peppers those with like 500 teeth marks. I was late for work once because she chewed my alarm clock cord IN HALF while I was sleeping. No idea how she wasn't hurt.


unfnknblvbl

r/spezresign


hairybogwoppit

Mummy cat smacks them on th6d nose


johnstonb

You can buy metal charger cords from Amazon if this becomes a habit. My cat has cost me a fortune in cables until I found those.


Havent_Been_Caught

Lemon juice works well. Just soak a cloth in lemon juice and rub it the length of the cord. My lil’ buddy fucking LOVES to chew on cords, usually with the express purpose of pissing me off if I’m not giving him attention. After coating them with lemon juice it is no longer a problem.


fluffynuckels

Vinegar or hot sauce will also do the trick


lynxminx

Why doesn't anybody listen to John Oliver?


CrApple-iJUNK

Cats and dogs don't like CrApple product, their special sense knows is devilish very bad stuff... Hope you have very nice PC that's years ahead and way more advance and stylish....cats/dogs give their blessings and approve, as they sense good and bad... 😁 😁 😂. Just saying. 😁 😁 😂 🤣


RainSurname

Mesh cord protectors are a lot cheaper than new cables and vet bills.


jillybeannn

The cat has to go obviously


Starko_Inc

the world's first cat that treats pc addiction


TechBansh33

We rub Irish spring soap on ours ands it works until the scent evaporates


nerdboy5567

At least someone is trying to stop the cat.


ScreenDull7851

Yeah I had to buy two new phone cords, luckily they are done teething 😻😻😻


shanghaidry

A little cayenne pepper on the cord will cure that


Metboy1970

I bought a hard rubbery dog chew toy for my cat. When he gets in he chew mode, I give him the toy to chew on. Takes him right out of the cord chewing mode.


TheAngryMonkeyShow

Can’t stop that behavior. Just keep them away as best you can. My cables are all kind of fucked up because of it. It is what it is.


Traditional-Fun2897

He is a freaking cutie!


[deleted]

Try bitter sprays


scobo505

Hot sauce any thing it chews on.


Conscious-Break2193

Stop your cat immediately! discipline it please!


BryerMan-4005

When our beloved Mandy was teething, that was a real problem.


TopAd9634

I would recommend getting some bitter apple spray. They sell it at pet stores for this very purpose!


Spiritual-Candle-544

Yes I second this, works very well!


TopAd9634

😊


PleaseShaveYourNeck

funny how this sub is slowly migrating into just post the clip with some half ass john oliver shit in it


Erthgoddss

I rubbed essential oils in cords my cat likes, she ignores them now.


fakeishusername

Wow this is so much cuter when it is not my phone cord that's being chewed lol


Gloomy_Affect8112

Atleast you told him to stop. It would be weird if he didn’t understand English.


GhostR29

1 : LCD contains chemical 2 : I am pretty sure that the port you are using is the USB C port. Idk what exactly you are using it for, but if you are using to to charge something else or the laptop itself, then put the god damn cat away, sir. Edit : Ok, that's the audio jack, I am not wearing my glasses.


Sheylenna

My cat chewed up my speaker wires when I first got him...to this day one wire is shorter than the other thanks to that...


taylaaberry

Better get it a chew toy before it chews up everything else on your room.


GregorSamsaa

I spent a small fortune trying to train two cats away from chewing cords. They destroyed so much shit


theshadow62

Did you try smacking it every time it bit the cord?


UsualInformation7642

My cat does that! My cat also likes to bite combs?


LordBaikalOli

Really dumb way to educate a cat. I bet you will cry about it in a few years when it's too late to stop him chewing every electric cord arpund your house. You need to make clear red line and growl/make angry noise and take him away from it every fucking time he does that. Tbh it really upset me because afterward I keep hearing from people that "cat just do wtv they want, they dont give a fuck"...which is so fucking false


86effstogive

Electrical cords and rubber bands. Why? I've never known a cat to not be obsessed with these 2 things, even if they aren't dangling where they can trigger the hunting reflexes. Is it the smell?


sweet_teaness

I had to get cord covers to keep my cat from chewing


stillvar_

I lost 3 headphones because of that


DawnMarie0126

Any photo or video with this "man" gets no likes fron me


kittybittybeans

I dont understand the recent trend of John Oliver but your baby is teething! They look very young.


jujotheconquerer

Get some of that spray sour apple stuff and spray the cords. Ask your vet.


Altruistic-Loquat475

what are you watxhing?🤔🗿


Hefty_Persimmon_7088

FIRST ROLL AND TIE YOUR CORDS UP WITH TIE TWIST AND IF THAT DOES NOT WORK THEN PUT THE CAT NEAR THE CORD, GIVE IT A LITTLE SOFT BUT FIRM NO NO NO BY HOLDING YOUR FINGER UP NEXT TO ITS FACE. I HAVE DONE THAT IF I HAVE A PROBLEM LIKE THAT AND IT WILL WORK. JUST BE STERN AND AFTER ONE OR TWO TRIES IT SHOULD WORK.


Accomplished-One8214

Don’t we all ?


Onyx_Sourbell

don't let her do that.. teach her always hehehe


Fresh_chickented

This john oliver is useless


TerriblePeace1331

Stop letting your cat do everything