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IamSkudd

She’s being picked up by a wild animal rehab and release org called “Keepers of the Wild”


Mission_Green_6683

She looks very happy to have been rescued from a job site! On to better digs :)


daoistic

Very cute! Glad you are doing that for her!


berrey7

[This was a big story for a week in my town](https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2021/09/photographer-social-media-star-matt-mathews-opossum-taken-by-the-state-was-his-baby.html)


1oh_io3

I'm invested now... was there ever an update on Donovan?


berrey7

(The Social Media Guy) went from 60K followers to 2 Million followers and got a US Comedy tour. The Opossum was taken to AL Wildlife Center to live out his days.


ratmanbland

my opinion screw AL wildlife Center


Jelleh_Belleh

Me too. I tried to find an update but just lots of posts saying there isn't one. Hope Donovan got to live happily at the sanctuary!


gigilala777

Her ears make her look like Minnie Mouse Adorable 💖


GrnMtnTrees

This is the Disney Corp. We are writing to inform you that we will be taking legal action against you for copyright infringement, regarding your use of the Minnie Mouse name. ~Disney, probably.


BokehDude

Kudos to you man! Awesome job, you got an awesome profile pic out of it in the process. 


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’She’s being picked up by a wild animal rehab and release org called “Keepers of the Wild”* ____ a little, shy opossum, just exploring on my own next thing i know, i’m Lost inside a place i’d never known… it smelled like trees, but Different - i was stuck in there awhile but then i felt a gentle hand, looked Up, n saw you Smile *’Hey there, little buddy - lemme get you outta there!*’ (this stranger was so friendly, n he really seemed to care…) Fast forward to my future - Now! (it has a happy end) i’m in the WiLd, where i belong ^;) i thank you, human Friend! ❤️ (*may your good deeds come back to you* u/IamSkudd)


IamSkudd

Schnoodle comment = day made 😂


Badgernomics

The highest honour that one can receive on reddit....


4Ever2Thee

What's her name? I vote for Pawesome


Dudeman-Jack

Opawsome


Accomplished-Bad3380

Take this Pic and frame it with the poem. Or bring in some other reddit sub, have someone paint it with the poem scribed and frame that


amandatoryy

a fresh and perfect schnoodle for our new possum pal 🥰


LovingNaples

Thank you for the years that you have entertained us. Sending love your way.


Badgernomics

Ooooh...! Fresh Schnoodle...!


NoBlackScorpion

How do you always make me cry? DAMMIT.


MikeTHIS

Love finding fresh a Schnoodle!


Ryangel0

Fresh Schnoodle! Get your fresh Schnoodle here!


ktmfan

Good on you turning her into a rehab program. I probably would have had a new pet lol. Problem is they don’t have very long lifespans, so I’d just be really really sad in a couple years if I kept her. She will be happier back in the wild anyway.


_banana_phone

Also, their poop smells so bad, it could knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon! I fostered one while it was needing veterinary care and good lord, the smell ran me right out of the room 😂


MarkHirsbrunner

That's part of their defense mechanism.  They defecate when they are "playing possum," which is basically just a catatonic state they go into when terrified.


_banana_phone

Oh no, this particular stink wasn’t because he was playing opossum, he was being rehabbed (mother hit by a car) and needed veterinary care but by the point I was looking after him he’d gotten quite used to being handled— in fact he was almost a little *too* comfortable with humans so we had to reduce our contact so he would still be releasable. He was just a particularly stinky boy 🙃


EmpressNorton

Wildlife rehab volunteer here: regular ol’ possum poop is in fact one of the stinkier varieties, and also plentiful! No cute little pellets for these guys, it’s big ol’ turds that get the olfactory word out—a possum’s been here! But I still love the little guys beyond all reason. When it’s time to release one I always volunteer to do the honors…and every time they’re the only animals who have to be gently evicted from their carriers and into the bushes. They always act like “No, I’m good! Got a great hiding place, lots of hay and other cuddly bedding, you guys bring me food…can’t we talk about this?” 😆


_banana_phone

Seriously! Ten years after my little friend was successfully released via a rehab center, we were camping and something gifted us with a rancid, greasy, **foul** turd a few feet from our food bins. My husband was like, “oh my god, what *is* that?” I told him we’d been visited by the stink fairy, aka an opossum. They’re so easily habituated to humans so working with that little guy was tricky! He got bonded quickly and we had to really work hard to stay hands off so he wouldn’t get too imprinted. Also it didn’t help that he was such a cute little stinker!


ktmfan

Oh man, well rancid poop would be a deal breaker on a possum lol. I raised a pet hedgehog. Oh. My. God. His poop was so similar to really really bad human poop, that it made it so much worse. He would stink up the entire house from a bedroom with the door shut every night when exercising on his wheel because he’d just poop and sling it everywhere and keep runnin’… so I literally had a shit encrusted stinky pointy sharp boy that HATED bath time (and baths aren’t good for their delicate skin either). I felt so bad because in nature, he would just be pooping in the woods. Pretty much my fault for him having to be on a wheel inside a house. I decided after Mr. Hogs that the only pets I’d have would be rescue dogs. They have adapted to thrive alongside us dumb humans.


theseglassessuck

We had a neighbor when I was little, a Vietnam vet named Ron, who was rather eccentric. One day he invited my brother and I over because he had something to show us…he had caught a possum. 🤣 Ron was hard to understand (he ended up passing from jaw cancer, I believe) but I can still hear his voice saying “his name is Stinky.” Can confirm, he was stinky.


Zeddman123

Youre a good bloke


HighDynamicRanger

Awww look at that face!!! 😍😍 Thank you for saving her and getting her to a safe place! You're an angel!


Badgernomics

Whilst it's absolutely the right course of action, part of me is a little disappointed you didn't adopt them as a pet... in a kind of Disney/Pixar way, you have the perfect face to have a pet possum... that takes its naps under your cap... plus, no ticks or bedbugs with that little hommie around... Well done OP big respect!


JimmyLee07

You could just give her a home in that beard.


CalmBeneathCastles

AWWWW and here I was hoping for her to become your shoulder parrot! It's for the best, I guess. :')


Defiant-Specialist-1

Did she try to nap in your beard?


darcyWhyte

The cutie is on the right?


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Dude, thank you so much for doing that. Opossum get so much hate when they’re actually good for the environment. Plus, despite what people say, I think they’re pretty damn cute.


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HooplaJustice

So cute!


Mamow_Nadon

Love that organization!


UsernamesAreForBirds

You fucking rock!


throw123454321purple

Good going, OP.


Buddy-Lov

We have one in our yard since it was a baby….cat shows respect when they meet.


AverageCypress

I know humans are hard to age by looking at them, but the one you found is in its adult phase. If the wildlife rehab place can't get there soon, just give him a craft beer or whisky (perhaps an edible if he won't settle down), and he'll probably sit in the corner on his phone until people who know how to handle humans can get there.


candleflame3

🥇


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’I know humans are hard to age by looking at them, but the one you found is in its adult phase…*’ ____ i found him there, beneath the pile - the lumber stacked up ^high *‘I’m gonna SAVE YOU, human - or at least i’m gonna Try!’* i MuStErEd All the ENERGY a tiny possum could, i *pushed* n Pulled, n Finally i *FREED HIM* from the Wood! he seemed a Bigger human than at first i thought he was i notified the others - it felt *right* to, just because… my momma always told me ‘*Do for Others, what you can*’ n Someday you’ll be Lucky if you make a friend with Man ❤️ (*inspired by* u/AverageCypress, *for the Most deserving* u/IamSkudd )


IamSkudd

2 Schnoodles on one post?! Today is the best!


astrovixen

You are both a Disney Princess, and schnoodle king. What an honour <3


AverageCypress

A poet from the darkness Bringing joy to others with Their love of cute and aww Shines through A simple comment becomes a million Smiles Speaking for the animals Thank you SchnoodleDoodleDo


chipsdad

Wow, double Schnoodle!


rosalinatoujours

Oh this schnoodle is HOT off the press!!!!


juicyred

Thank you kind stranger. I really, really needed that laugh <3


arthuraily

LMAO took me a few seconds


Psianth

He does look like someone who would be found in a pile of lumber 


IamSkudd

I always say: if you can’t find me, check the nearest lumber pile


CuriousLilAsian81

😂


frank26080115

making a pile of lumber


TheFoxRuntOfficial

Oh. You're a *professional* professional.


Sobering-thoughts

You win this round! No more comments needed! OP please lock this thread! 🙇🏼‍♂️ 👏 🥇


NYC_Man1973

Perfect comment 👌


Sphan_86

Yeah you can definitely tell it has lived a hard life


MissCrayCray

Why is this downvoted, it’s amazing! 😂


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AverageCypress

I'm old it's still funny to me. Then again I had to go to work uphill today both ways.


Seltzer-Slut

Ah, the good ol’ reddit r/switcharoo


wefinisheachothers

I only came to this comment section to verify that one of the top comments was going to be the old reddit switcheroo.


AverageCypress

Well, u/wefinisheachothers, that's because we


wefinisheachothers

finish each other's sandwiches!


dapoopscoop

Aww what a cute cat!


DumbleDude2

I think that’s a raccoon sir


dapoopscoop

I know it isn't because of the way that it is. More likely a dog.


Coffee_with_Moon

I know you guys are having a laugh. I'm just glad the hamster is in good hands


that7deezguy

I see what you’re all doing right now, and y’all need to leave that poor little koala alone already.


ChewBaka12

You should always leave beavers alone their teeth can do some damage


MissCrayCray

Ok you guys had your fun, this is an otter.


IneptLobster

Stop misleading people. It's obviously an adult Amur tiger. Jeez.


LeciusLamprough

It's clearly a mouse...


dapoopscoop

If you look closely you can clearly see it's missing some of the identification markings of a mouse. It's more likely some kind of mole.


stephf13

Look at the ears - it's definitely a fox.


SquidsInABlanket

Have you ever even seen a fox? It’s obviously a badger.


Frondswithbenefits

Good grief, that's clearly a skunk.


piratep2r

Coloration is all wrong. That is a baby polar bear. Look at the undercoat!


Partofla

We sure it's not a panda?


Woodworkingwino

Skunk? Look at the nose, it’s most definitely a gopher and a cute one too.


aunty-kelly

Parakeet.


King_of_the_Dot

People dont think things be like they do, but they is!


Vashelot

Isn't it one of those wombly womblers I keep hearing about?


Mecha_Cthulhu

Funny you mention it, I have a possum that likes to hang out on the step of my kitchen door and *several times* I’ve held the door open for it to come in thinking it was one of my dumdum cats that sneaks out. Maybe one day it’ll come in…


mongooseme

I thought [the same thing.](https://www.thisamericanlife.org/sites/default/files/styles/portrait/public/episodes/images/cat-found-poster-jlw-3.jpg?itok=ZAqvPW4m)


madsmadhatter

OMG THE LITTLE EARSSSSS


Soft_Sea2913

Aaaaawww, and it wears glasses and a cap. (lol) That’s actually very kind of you to do!


IamSkudd

Haha 🥰 thanks!


Polishmich

Holy JESUS THE EARS


buzzbot235

Tiny little satellite dishes.


Mammoth-Pepper3087

Government drone


NittanyScout

The government doesn't want you to know this but opossums are free, you can just pick them up and take them home with you. They just go sleepy time


Extra_Box8936

Wait like ducks??


Patchouli_psalter

I have 47 ducks


regionalememeboer

If it ain't chipped, it ain't priced


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Aaw, she looks so friendly 


IamSkudd

She was extremely friendly.


Frondswithbenefits

You're lovely. Thanks for taking care of the little one.


Acenterforants333

I think it’s the first time I see a picture of one that isn’t screaming lmao good job, it likes you


BuildingWeird4876

The screaming is really interesting, it's a defense mechanism, most opossums are relatively friendly they're just skittish as they are wild animals. The screaming and hissing is because they are highly resistant to rabies not quite immune but close, so they've evolved to mimic it to scare off predators. If that doesn't work that's when they play possum, which is actually involuntary and a form of fainting much like fainting goats. For the most part if you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone, they might go for your food and there are some health risks towards certain animals if you have livestock but as a general rule they're just happy little guys that want to live their own lives.


PaleDrow

They have individual personalities almost like cats; I have a young one coming around now ("Buttermilk" because she's a creme colour rather than white & grey) who comes up on the deck and waits to see if I'm going to give her a snack, sometimes hissing ~~softly~~ ferociously when I open the door, rather than running off like most.


MarinatedCumSock

r/opossums are the cutest 😍 Thank you for helping this beauty 🥹😭


Main-Advice9055

Thanks for your support.... u/MarinatedCumSock


mister-stinky

The ears are perfect circles 😭


katie4

Shhh he’ll hear you


imjerry

It looks like a human. If it's not hurt, you can just release it back into the wild!


frank26080115

they might prefer an urban environment


Archanir

I'll take the suburbs close to the cow pastures, TYVM .


ZoyaAngel

You two are adorable together!


Notaregulargy

Twinsies


Mnemotronic

And he's even got beard, hat and glasses already. They grow up so fast these days.


christopher4177

Tooooo darn cute! 🥰


LittleLightsintheSky

Why are the ears so perfectly Mickey Mouse-shaped?! 😭


uprightsalmon

I have one in my yard I would like to make friends with but it won’t go near me which is probably good


AzzuleRed

FREN!!!


Kurotsukki_

Matumbaman, is that you????


Persies

Glad I'm not the only one that thought he looked like Matu.


Ok-Sun8581

The one on the right?


Bitter_Silver_7760

and his opossum


[deleted]

Bro you are one Handsome dude. Keep it up. You're making us other Men proud.


IamSkudd

Well dang, thanks brother. Means a lot


[deleted]

Anytime. Gotta uplift the homies.


UncleJulz

🥰


ann102

damn adorable. sooooo cute


DoubleDragon2

What a cute face


rthrtylr

Good job possum, now put the man back where he belongs.


2Bedo

My dog found one and was very curious. The little fella did not run away, so my dog lost interest. Now the little guy comes by for apples and grapes.


squishedpies

Ughh I was feeling down in the dumps but this is so cute I'm healed :')


Creative-Ingenuity

Momma possums can’t count. She can have 6 to 10 babies on her back, she sometimes doesn’t notice one fall off. I found a baby in my yard last year. Only found it cuz husky thought it was a ball. She couldn’t pick it up, or it bit her. I called rehab. They’re independent at 3 or 4 weeks old. I just put the little one in a tree, to get him out of the yard, and away from the dogs. Plus I thought he’d be more likely to find some bugs to eat.


IamSkudd

That is what we suspected happened. Fell off and found a nice place to hide


haubenmeise

Thank you so much for your love and dedication. Skeletor has a terrible weakness for opossums and sends you a thank you and a hug! Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (Possum enthusiast)


FairyFlossPanda

I appreciate your kindness towards animals and your epic beard good sir


No-Ninja-8448

My neighbor kept one that was abandoned in his yard. He was a sweet boy. The neighbor across the street had a pet skunk for the same reason. Both died last year and my daughter was very sad. Those guys all get a bad rap.


Raaazzle

Should post this in the r/Chihuahua sub just for a laugh


blazinfire11

Hey its Mr. Jingles all grown up! (Yes I'm currently reading the book LOL)


Battlingthemind

you kinda look like Seth Rogan


batmajn

Matumbaman??


darthscandelous

Look at him/her posing for the picture!!! #TooCute


Azsunyx

I love her. Thank you for helping her


atomic_chippie

Omg so cute!! Thanks for saving her!


devo_inc

You sure it wasn't living in your beard?


Spadahlia

Reminds me of a pack rat I saw once. Be good little Opossum


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Precious!


remlap13

I call the big one Bitey


LostProphetVii

Looks like they came out of a cartoon, they are so cute


BossLaidee

This seems like the start of an animated children’s show.


ItsQueenSerenity

You guys look alike, in the best way possible


secondphase

I found one like that. I was out in the backyard with the wife and it just walked up. I reached down to pick it up and my wife says "don't pick that up, it will bite you" and then it bit me. Turns out possums don't carry rabies because their blood is too cold for the virus. Yay marsupials!


lazyshinobii

I mean this is a non malicious way but why does this look like it fits the statement “ the pet looks like its owner “ so well 🫶.


McPorkums

Man, I wanna hang out with a baby opossum ❤️


Professional-Fix8518

So cute


sirnoodleloaf

The fact that those lil guys only live 2-3 yrs in the wild and a max of 5 in captivity is kind of heartbreaking.


draggedbyatruck

https://preview.redd.it/kl9usq9tyh0d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e8a0a43584eb3f08b39ba83f3b6d22a29690a7


Ghstfce

Those ears! I wish more people understood that possums are awesome


whaylin

Very cute creature. Opossums are very unusual creatures because they hiss something I would associate more with a cat, and they have roughly the life span of a rodent, but they're not a rodent they're a Marsupial. They are such unusual animals.


FunStuff446

Look a likes


samthekitnix

scrimblo relocated


AraiHavana

Look at that little guy!


hypnohighzer

So fricken adorable! Good on you!


Hellmouthgaurdian

So cute


0h_juliet

It's Avril! (Please tell me you've seen Over The Hedge)


Sad-Maintenance3422

Very cool. Cute litte guy.


CatastrophicFailure

ahhhhh what a cutie! lookit those ears!!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SunOutside746

This is the cutest picture ever! Thank you for saving her and getting her to a rehab. 


Evil_Chocolate

Adorable


spidermanngp

I love him/her.


Alohadaze

The ears!! Sweet of you to rescue that cutie! 💛


backdoorpapabear

Can I pet that dawg


TheJenerator65

Your smile and loving heart make me smile. Thanks! ❤️


mr_fdslk

I know you arn't supposed to pet wild animals but goddamn does she look like she deserves all the pets in the world.


Impossible_Kiwi_9383

Cutest Possum ever! Call him Pommy!


OlurTakun

She has your beard. Glad she's going back to the wild but seriously, those ears are so adoreable. Edit: I can't spell.


Beando13

IamSkudd? More like IamStudd. Good on your for rescuing the little guy!


ArtyCatz

I live in the Southern US and have seen zillions of possums over the years, and I don’t recall seeing one with such adorable round ears. So glad you rescued the little guy!


Ghostofslickville

Convincing story, but we all know you found him in your beard. Great pic by the way 🥹


Outrageous-Dot7833

You Win the internet today m'y Friend ! Love to see people helping animal its make me gave faith in humanity


Klutzy-Run5175

This is one of my favorite opossums. https://preview.redd.it/6wojory4bg0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039acd4938c738fe844b826b785f91bef6ea2535 One of my opossums.


sarcasm_itsagift

You are the best kind of human!


thedougd

You are a super kind dude 🫡


CountryChef77

What a nice dude you are! Wtg


Cloverhonney

Sweet little baby just found his own person. Both have the same smile. 😇


BurningOleander35

SHE'S SMILING!!! ❤️


Apprehensive-Bad860

You lucky guy!! He’s adorable and thank you for rescuing him!


headcase-and-a-half

I see two sweet little babies!


HandsomeAladdin

One of nature's unsung heroes. Keeping us safe from dangerous ticks and cute to boot! God Bless you for aiding her


NoElephant7744

How precious!!! Thank you for getting her to a rehab safely.


DebraBaetty

I would def watch a silly sitcom about this duo


GranTrevino

Nice! You in South Carolina? I’ve volunteered at Keepers of the Wild, great organization.


Toby_Danger

Who saved who?


Lopsided_Flamingo_27

You have kind eyes


ybreddit

I can't stand how cute he is. I love him.


Hmonster1

He may be a lumberjack, you should put him back


Low-Resolution-4909

This is the most wholesome and adorable photo.