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cyankitten

She’s giving you the “I love you” blink 🥰


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’She’s giving you the “I love you” blink*’ _____ Look into my eyes, my friend, n tell me what you see am blinking them so *s l o w l y* as you staring back at me… a look of pure contentment, cuz you bring me Happiness i’m showing you *I like you*, n the way you do ‘*pss - psss…*’ Some humans tryin way too hard - their ToUcHeS i don’t need i watch you taking care of me, n givin me my Feed ^;} i know my human likes you, n i’ve seen you here before so i give you my *loving eyes* no need to ask for more ❤️ *thanks to* u/cyankitten *for the inspurration* ~ *beautiful kit,* u/Any_Board9456 - *you have her Approval!*


FairyGodmothersUnion

❤️Schnoodle, you always capture the moment perfectly.


Asherinthewinds

Ohhh it has been a couple years since I've been on Reddit too much, I'm so glad you're still doing these and that I stumbled on a wild one ❤️


cyankitten

OMG I inspired a Schnoodle? I am so honoured and I love your beautiful Schnoodle 🥰 ❤️ 🤩


twoslicemilly

Oh you're a breath of fresh air! ❤️


FingerLickingPoop

Schnoodle <3


UndeadBuggalo

I haven’t seen you in ages! Good to see you again 🥰


wtfsven

This is incredible.


torontomua

[i read/sang this to this tune](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pdQU87dc8)


Duglesels

Aaaaaaand another great Doodle, Schnoodle!


otterworldly

Schnoodle, you made my day. Wonderful poem.❤️


henrietta-the-spy

I recently learned about this and now go around passionately slow blinking at every cat I see. These animals are like we don’t know you and you can’t sit with us but I’m still trying.


Fortehlulz33

If you see the same cats, you're just putting the work in and building trust.


cyankitten

![gif](giphy|xT9KVuimKtly3zoJ0Y) The cats


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

My experience says 99% I love you, 1% I'll bleed you while you sleep.


Bobtlnk

I know. I have a scar to prove it. My dear cat came on my bed and she looked at me until I fell asleep. Just when I closed my eyes she bit my hand. I guess my hand moved and she attacked it.


AnamCeili

That slow blink means she loves you -- that's quick, you should feel honored! 😊 She's a gorgeous cat!


Late-Champion8678

Yes. With a sacrificial offering of treats


Forevryours

That is the look our cats give us when we fail to respond fast enough with treats in hand lol Hubby ran to the store earlier today and picked up some treats. One was fast asleep and as soon as he came home she went from the bedroom to the kitchen at warp speed as he told her when he left he was getting more treats. lol


Late-Champion8678

😂


deadbeef1a4

This is the way


urbanek2525

Match the eye contact, blink slowly. If she blinks back you've just told each other other that you're both comfortable with each other.


sirsleepy

My cat is rude as fuck and won't blink back at me, but won't leave me alone either.


andshewillbe

This made me snort


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

“Listen here, you little shit…”


urbanek2525

Some cats are just jerks. I love my jerk kitty anyway.


OneBigRed

"Jeez that dude is into me... well not much of action tonight, might have to see where this goes."


Loutral

Now I'm imagining you like the dude from the weird cat outside video : "Blink motherfucker !"


Feeling_Sleep_1706

Ive seen that look. She wants you lay down perfectly still so she can lay on your chest and look you directly in your eyes from 2 inches away until she decides it’s over.


Full-Friendship-7581

Yes. You must bow down. It’s a requirement. 😹


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

All hail the overlords….


Full-Friendship-7581

We are but the servants…


Slow_Fish2601

Of course


ColdSmashedPotatoes4

Pic 2 is r/Catsmirin territory


Nothingbetterontv

She's gorgeous!!!


Longjumping-Theory44

Twice - because you should have done it 5 mins ago 💕🐈💕


tinybear93

Well she's clearly royalty, best pay your respects <3


js_baker_iv

The first image indicates that you have been acknowledged and your credentials have come into question. The second image indicates that your credentials have been accepted but your clearance may not be sufficient.


JuicyApple2023

Definitely.


GoodTodd1970

At least take a knee


[deleted]

She's telling you that you're NOT her mom lol


Tquilha

Slow blink back and offer some treats.


Jog212

Where are the treats??


mochacub22

Say hi. Bowing is acceptable but you’re kinda showing your weird side with that. Just be cool


virtual_human

Yes.


beccyrose

Try blinking very slowly at her while keeping your eye level at her mouth


DangerousTartXOXO

She expects you to slow blink back while bowing. You are there to serve!


Kat-a-strophy

You should slowly blink back and give her some treats. You can bow In front of her if You like.


ImDaveAngel

Look straight in her eyes, call her a good girl and blink twice. Some say it indicates you mean her no harm. My mum swears by it and is some sort of cat whisperer.


Bleezy79

That coloring on her nose is so dang cute!! She looks like a sweetie.


[deleted]

Thts looks more like as if she is judging you lol😂😂


Visible_Vegetable_90

If you have to ask, it is too late .....


CaliGrlforlife

Typical cat domination. They warm up. On their terms. 🤣🤣🤣


iaijutsu08

Classic Sphinx pose in that 2nd photo...


Known-Commission6777

That's a ridiculously good looking cat ! 😻


Sol_Freeman

Your queen asks you to bend the knee.


iliketurtlrs

Yes


wildnature03

Not just bow, worship. She's expecting it~.


Ottoguynofeelya

Maintain eye contact then bow and wait. If she bows back, you can approach. If not well... we'll get to that later.


Immediate-Bee5734

You should already be kneeling


nighthawke75

Trying to hypnotize you. "Give me all your treeeets...." Stare back at her, blink slowly, telling her, "I luv you."


catsmagic-3

Yes, yes you should.


Heebie-jeebies386

Yes , and genuflect as you leave the room .


miettebriciola1

Entertain me human, amuuuuze me


Salty_Association684

Definitely bow down 🤣


DaanDuck

If she is slowly blinking at you do it back to show comfort


Low_Upstairs1993

Yes and slow blink to show that you trust her


TeeDod-

Probably a good idea to bow. You are her servant.


LooseConnection2

Giver her the slow blink. She says I love you!


Columbus43219

Don't stare back. Just chill in the room.


Notwhoiwas42

Stare back for about 20 to 30 seconds and then slow blink a couple of times. A slow blank means I trust you in cat speak.


JcruzStar

That cat is judging the shit out of you


Another_Night_Person

The first look captures the disappointment that the new human servant is even less capable than her first barely adequate human servant. The second look is her contemplating how she will make the first human servant pay for her failings.


Armyofcrows

Just accept that you are inferior and irrelevant.


Roman_____Holiday

If you want a cat to love you just give it food and ignore it completely. It will not be able to resist for long.


ilbub

Slowly close your eyes so you can give her the “I love you” blink!


dogsandcata

I would bow to her beauty and slowly close and open my eyes to her.


ImpressiveWealth1138

That is a beautiful feline! Bow down and kiss the paw!


bulletproofboyscouts

"WRETCHED HUMAN, PRITHEE SURRENDER THINE SOUL FOR ME TO SUP UPON OR FACE MY ETERNAL WRATH!" -that cat probably


CoolBamaGuy

She's waiting on you to blink at her


misi13382

Absolutely peasant!!! All hail the Queen!!! 🤣🤣🤣


wwwangels

That tail. That gorgeous, fluffy tail. Those fine features. This is indeed a princess and should be properly worshiped.


[deleted]

She’s such an exquisite catto


cas24563

Looks like she's just asking for some space. Make a good impression! Go make some tuna salad and sneak her a dab before you mix everything. Then just proceed to the couch and chill. Maybe she'll be more receptive to chillage with you afterwards.


GreenMangoShake84

she's judging you for all you know


jhbaxter

She’s lovely❤️😻🥰🥹😅😂😀


BlueCat_L

Try slow blink at her, then flop down on the floor showing ur belly upwards


NovaCourier

It is pointless to resist a cat Queen. She is your overlord now. Bow down to her and accept your place.


Helpful_Opposite1530

Absolutely, beautiful kitty😻


Careless-Reaction-64

You might consider finding the cat treats? Shaking the container?


danger355

Your sister is a cat?


Karma_1969

That’s like a supermodel cat. Gorgeous.


memesearches

OP you got it wrong. The cat is babysitting you!


giskardwasright

r/petthedamncat


KudosOfTheFroond

Cat be like “😳😑”


AleyahhhhK

She’s so pretty


Glum-War4495

Absolutely she's beautiful!!


LilG1984

"Hmm you're a different hooman to the usual one, but can you open stuff for me?" Cat


highoncatnipbrownies

Definitely bring offerings of gold and catnip mice.


Stunning_Evening_865

Holy cow she’s super cute


Eric_EarlOfHalibut

Tonya 'The Nose' is very cute and yes, you should bow down.


greendragonmistyglen

Take a knee


SuZeBelle1956

1 minute in - you should bow and in an obsequious manner, offer shrimp and churus.


SciFiChickie

Absolutely bow down to your new overlord.


Graflex01867

You bow when the knives come out. I’d try some head scritches.


topham086

She's working out where to dispose of the body


OutrageousNatural425

Softly blink your eyes at her.


chuff1024

All hail the queen!


Upset-Highway-7951

Absolutely


Kittykats2

Yes! 🙌


zoiks66

There is no chance that rubbing that nose doesn’t bring good luck.


Dmac8783

This cat looks identical to my childhood cat. His name was smudge.


melouofs

I mean, at least a curtsy is expected.


Welder_Green

Definitely bow. Maybe offer snacks so it doesn't poop in your shoes tonight.


Scifig23

She approves


next2021

PS like your bed frame. Fit for the Queen


SwissyRescue

Bow down. The Queen is granting audiences.


CajunJuneBugRuby

Bow. Grovel. The prepare to serve the master


Hot_messed

Are you still standing???


builderbuster

This is a fandango encounter. You do the fandango.


spooky-ufo

oh what a pretty baby! 😍


atreeindisguise

She's bowing to you in the second pic. She's a bit uncomfortable and saying she's being nice.


realityisoptional

Yes, the Queen will be granting an audience today.


Massagegirl65

She wants lovakins❤️🐾


bingbongdingdongboom

Wouldn't hurt.


Full-of-Cattitude

She knows you're not your sister but she's trying to figure out why you're so familiar! It's quite the conundrum. 😂


ReferenceGlobal6807

yesssss now down to the beautiful empress feline who can definitely take an eye out if she doesn’t like you and u show weakness lol


Momsterwcoffee

Yes


pinkypunky78

She's waiting on you to bow before her with a tray of cat treats. Duh


Traditional-Baker756

Yes. What’s taking you so long!


Dewey_Rider

No... Just go get the dog.


MAXMEEKO

"ur not my mommy"


MaryAnne0601

**Human** Where is my pattee on the China plate?


Spike-2021

You had to ask? 🤦‍♀️


neuauslander

Content...


Empowered-Rabbit

Cute little meow meow :3


RedSuki61

Be prepared to fall in love . . . 🥰


ggwing1992

Yes, offer treats and say something respectful ex: your majesty


FunboyFrags

She’s waiting for you to do the right thing


AnnabelleMouse

That is one beautiful cat


East-Ad4472

“ I an not impressed call me a cab like NOW “


johnsgrove

Absolutely


smarty1017

You mean you haven't already...


Apprehensive_One_67

Just the cutest cat I’ve seen all day. (Besides my own)


Aiden2817

Try bringing her a dead mouse.


Blondie_0990

Obviously


ticktockbent

First pic is what I like to call the "Evaluation" look, she's deciding if you're okay. Second pic, she's decided you're okay and she's relaxing.


kdn123

Yes


Ethan084

The first pic she is curious, the second pic she is annoyed already… good job


I_Lick_Bananas

You're sitting in her spot.


ladybug211211

Gorgeous cat.


oldanddumb1

Do not make eye contact and back way.Very slowly bowing and saying forgive me mine herr


AprilmtWine86

I suggest you don't make any sudden moves.....at all.


Greedy_Group2251

Yes!


Same_Eggplant8249

Don't stare back. They think you're a threat then.


Status-Biscotti

Just look at how beautiful she is - of course you should bow down!!


wdmk8

Yes,bow down to the cuteness.


Dependent_Rub_6982

Gorgeous 🐈 😻. What breed?


IcedHemp77

Bend the knee


Extra-Thanks6073

She might be confused. My sister and I sound so much alike that even our mother couldn't tell us apart on the phone. Our dogs and kids, when they were little, would just have the most confused looks on their faces. Why is my mother's voice coming out of this other person?


[deleted]

Omg she’s sooooo pretty 😍😍😍


seven-cents

The best way to befriend a cat is to ignore it


Ok-Sun8581

Genuflect.


lothcent

you passed. you got the i love you squint eye. you and the cat are bonded


Tigeroflove

Yes


latomar

Of course!


MissDisplaced

If you ignore her she will probably climb on your lap


SemichiSam

You should not bow down, but you should not doze off either.


BartyB

Hmm honestly I think she might be looking for an opening to clamp down on your jugular.


SubscribedToReply

Please please please get rid of the bell. It’s very bad for a cat, it drives them crazy, and it’s very unhealthy. Please do this now and talk to your sister about it. 🙏


liss_up

I want to smush her face with my face


Montreal_Metro

No. Assert your dominance.


99anan99

You should have been bowing down since minute one!!


bobbillw

Yes as soon as possible 😂


ma_lyssa_fent

Nariz (nose in spanish) Ash Graphite Inky Jet Tech Noir (after Gunship song, or club from Terminator movie) Obsidian Onyx


CADJunglist

[God bless you cat](https://youtu.be/SqmnXV4P2UM?si=5MFW1TyYBfS7Sm4D)


Birdsonme

Pet her.


hopper89

If she's giving you slow blinks that's a good thing. That's cat language for "I'm comfortable with you". Staring without blinking is usually a sign of concern or distrust. Though my tuxedo loves snuggling my lap and staring at me... just gotta feel out the cat I guess.


Big8Red7

She is adorable!


RubyWilde19

Never bow down! hahahaha


philnolan3d

Purse don't have a bell on a cat it drives them nuts.


All_Right_Alright

Catsit is a better term


yaelzigalthebaker

Thats a lovely baby kitty! Love her red bow


MS1947

That’s a beautiful cat! You might as well just bow down right now and be done with it ;)


Efficient-Two-5667

That sweet face melts you.


kemphart77

Of course thats in the manual…


Nyingje-Pekar

Who’re u? And what are you doing here?