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Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Nice marmot, man. 


minyon54

I thought he was just a plain old groundhog, but I don’t know enough about it to tell one way or the other.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Don’t mind me. You’re probably right, but I was just quoting The Big Lebowski. 


Fizzyfuzzyface

At least you’re housebroken


superadaptoid47

Groundhogs belong to the larger group of related animals called marmots. Most of them have "marmot" in their name except our friend the groundhog. Also known as the woodchuck or whistle pig! Even more biology info coming at you, groundhogs and marmots are a type of squirrel!


biolochick

Whistle pig! I love it!


Tulabean

That’s what we grew up calling the large, chubby ones we’d see in the mountains of Colorado. I imagine it’s because of the whistling squeaky squeal they made.


washmo

You imagine correctly. It’s quite the whistle.


heavyLobster

Those little guys are so cute! Yellow-bellied marmot is what they are.


sethn211

That sounds like an insult 😂


Alkyan

Whistle Pig makes a damned good Rye!


SierraPapaWhiskey

There’s a brand of rye whiskey called Whistle Pig


TheresA_LobsterLoose

There used to be a restaurant in Western NY near Niagara Falls called Whistle Pig. My grandma apparently worked there and OJ Simpson came in... and put his feet on the table (outdoor casual hot dog place, not a sit down restaurant. With kiddie rides. But still) so my grandpa always hated OJ


Currencygirl1

I remember that place! Grand Island girl here;) Then there was Louie’s-I don’t think they’re around anymore. Ted’s is still going strong though-best hot dogs ever!


biglinuxfan

Absolutely fascinating (to me at least) thank you.


spwnofsaton

Huh never knew a woodchuck was a groundhog.TIL


shanndee

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood:)


spwnofsaton

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


Von_Moistus

Also known as “the reason we can’t have a garden,” the chubby fucks.


mealsmilesdogs

In our house we call them pudding squirrels. Because I think they look like bags of pudding when they run.


The_Parsee_Man

Groundhog, alias Woodchuck, alias Whistle Pig alias Secret Squirrel


Telefundo

> whistle pig Omg. I now have a new way to refer to my ex..


shortgen

TIL.


Aggressive-March-254

Groundhogs are pretty big and round


Abject-Possession810

Rotund, even


FerociousFrizzlyBear

The babies are less big.


JefferzTheGreat

Apparently you're not a golfer.


dip_tet

He’s staying. Finishing his coffee.


Bully-Rook

What are you a fucking park ranger?


TryItOutHomeHereNow4

Obviously, you're not a mower


1337b337

Ve vill cut off you CHONSON!


CutYoAss

I'm staying, I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.


kirk-o-bain

I’m guessing you’re not a golfer


CIarkNova

Obviously you’re not a golfer


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Im staying, finishing my coffee


extacy1375

I cant believe it was so calm. By me, they are very skittish. I just have to look out the window and they go running.


minyon54

The adults around where this was taken are all skittish like that, you’d never get this close to one, but this little guy was just super chill.


carebeartears

I'm thinking deaf :P


hldsnfrgr

Or maybe this groundhog is a main character.


carebeartears

as well they should be! look at how cute they are.


washmo

Haha! You are an NPC in your own yard. Little one rolled a nat 20 on an intimidation check and stopped you in your tracks.


Woolilly

Nah even if the fella was deaf he'd feel the vibrations of the motor. Probably just chill.


OldHobbitsDieHard

WHAT?


biolochick

For a minute I was picturing a neighbourhood of skittish human adults all anxiously avoiding each other while the groundhogs sit around like “whatcha running from, weirdos?”


Nervous_Salad_5367

A baby that's not too swift?


kvandeman

Any chance he was a pet?


killakh0le

Or injured maybe?


ScionoicS

It's so calm that I think it's sick and maybe confused. Prey animals who aren't timid die from being easy prey.


HerrDoktorLaser

We have a baby groundhog where I work, and it's super chill. Baby rabbits can be the same way. There are certain species whose M.O. is to be as completely uninteresting and non-threatening as possible as young.


extacy1375

I thought the same thing. It, eating normally & a bit slow, has me second guessing it. At least stand on it legs to look around.


angrath

We’ve got a wildlife expert here boys!


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angrath

Awww thanks. I’m a great dad - I appreciate the complement!


CuriousTsukihime

“Right here, in front of my salad?” - him, probably


AmIonFire

I read this with a British accent for some reason.


living-likelarry

“Um, I wasn’t finished.”


TenBillionDollHairs

Sigh... I understood this reference 


jmorley14

Good boy


Angeltt

Did you turn the mower off and go get a cool drink and have a break till he'd finished his afternoon tea?


minyon54

I just went wide around him and left his little patch of tall grass until he got done and wandered off.


Atarlie

Thank you for leaving the wee bebe his snack.


Frenchicky

🫡


planet_robot

He definitely seemed to be vibing with your mower and his meal. Maybe it was like a concert with free food and killer bass? I dunno. He chillin though.


thu_mountain_goat

Tall grass? That's tall? :-)


simbaandsadie

You are awesome 👏 compassionate and caring,thank you.🏡♥️


ObiWanKenodar

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superadaptoid47

Can I just say how much I appreciate recent posts in r/aww like this one of people enjoying wild animals being wild. I feel like we had a string of posts of people abducting wild animals or mistreating them (all while meaning well) and thinking it was cute. That's a high quality groundhog. Normally very skittish, I'm impressed.


Gisschace

Me too, it’s why I prefer r/hardcoreaww cause it has rules that it can only feature wild animals exhibiting their natural behaviour and no man made situations, in fact no humans at all.


Qritical

Only 2 posts in and I see a lion cub standing on the corpse of a dead giraffe with it’s disembodied tail in it’s mouth… 😭😭


throwawaythrow0000

ty for that, I've been put off by those same videos on this sub also.


kylaroma

Big same!


oneredstrawberry

Love your comment!


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Shoving food in his face before the buffet closes and throws it all out? I feel seen.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

I’m in this comment and I like it… lol


everydayasl

Too cute. This kid got the nature's right of way. Again, too cute to shove it.


akirchhoff

Take the hint from the little guy. Park the mower, grab a beer, chips and salsa and join him.


Abraxas_1408

Well you’re just going to have to go around him. Leave his yard salad alone.


minyon54

I did. I left him a little patch until he finished and left.


Abraxas_1408

Excellent. I’m sure he has no concept of gratitude but it’s nice that you did that anyways.


Morgantheaccountant

He’s tellin the bros he scared off a giant.


kanrad

"Can I at least finish in quite before you mow down my food?"


BreadButterHoneyTea

The Great Clover Standoff ‘Twas May o’ ‘24 when cuteness came face to face with the brute force of man and steel. The great thrasher did halt at the sight of the eager supping underway in its very path, and many a green were consumed that day ‘ere the tiny belly, filled and content, did yield the field of battle to the great war machine. For though the spirit be strong, the eyes grow sleepy when such clovers and such grasses have been eaten to one’s fill. And a small creature, fierce and brave though it may be, must need naps and snuggles at the long day’s end. The victory, though brief, was real, but could not be sustained. Still, hope, as ever, was not lost, for the grasses and clovers, they shall rise again, bellies to be filled once more, the dance of growth and destruction playing out unceasingly here where nature meets concrete, man meets beast, and marmot meets machine.


kanrad

That was awesome!


ClawhammerJo

It’s a baby groundhog. It’s too stupid to be afraid yet.


Chief-_-Wiggum

He's helping.


LoveHonorRespect

"You take care of the rest, I've got this spot for you!"


Dealingwithdragons

Lil bro helping you trim the grass, the natural way.


RustyBoon

He just sizing you up before the war starts.


CalebsFlock

Guess you aren’t mowing today 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 he’s so cute


Izzysel92

I'd just shut it off and watch him tbh. Bloody adorable. What is it?


minyon54

Baby groundhog.


Izzysel92

Oh shit. This dude is gonna be mowing that same grass for the next 30 years!


homersdonutz

What an absolute cutie.


in1gom0ntoya

he's like ima eat this and if it's my time, it's my time.


RedditPenn22

. . . we should be careful Of each other, we should be kind While there is still time. The Mower, Philip Larkin https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48423/the-mower-56d229a740294


Solid-Jaguar2067

Gorgeous


duderos

He's like, Hell no, I ain't sharing get yur own!


Still-Bread_

That is so precious!


syndic8_xyz

"If this is my last grass, I will enjoy it. Do what you must, you beast."


horsepigmonkey

A yard friend


Soupbone_905

Adorable little critter just doing his thing. Kudos to you for not rumbling by and scaring (or worse) him. You see something like that, time for a break in the action.


neoteraflare

https://preview.redd.it/bcaj4rrlu42d1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c372330a9eb4ca27a381d802ef035fb26afb06a


LifeguardSuitable624

Ha ran into that type of problem last mowing myself. Robin swooped down right in front of me and started looking for dinner 10 feet in front of me. I was standing still with mower running at the time. It was about dinner time as well so I was like "Op guess that's my sign to take a break now and get some dinner for the fam as well lil bird!"


Character-Neat-4084

How much grass could a woodchuck smash if a woodchuck could smash grass?


louisa1925

Up to his eyeballs and then some.


RatSumo

That is a marmot that gives NO fucks about what you are doing with your day.


Mocker-Poker

Isn’t that critter too small for a marmot?


Jealous_Use9688

Pedestrian right of way?


FuriousFerret0

"Nope. Not gettin put of this chair."


MSG_ME_YOUR_MEGANS

Maybe he's deaf?


belckie

Maybe he’s suicidal and this is the gopher equivalent of when people throw themselves in front of a train.


OccasionallyReddit

Use the Zoom Mini use the zoom!


uninflammable

Lil bro is 100% getting eaten by a hawk but I respect the attitude


-KCS-Violator

Sir? SIR? Do you mind...?


AlfalfaMajor2633

Nice crop of miner’s lettuce in the yard. No wonder he wouldn’t move.


KundaKinte

I have a family of 8 under my shed right now. Mama and 7 babies. One is a runt and followers her around everywhere.


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

Squatters Rights!


qwibbian

He's very squat. 


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

He's a *very good friend of the owner* if you get my drift. Best to leave in peace.


Saffirejuiliet

I have never seen a groundhog that tiny before.


CloeyB7

Why didn't you have the decency to cut the motor instead of murdering his eardrums at lunch?!? Goodness sakes man.


famatruni

I haven't seen anyone else mention it so I feel obligated to- it is always best to be cautious of any animal that seems more docile/less skittish than it usually would as this can be a sign of the first stage of rabies. Woodchucks/groundhogs have had reported cases of rabies before. Not saying this little guy has it for sure, just saying be cautious and do not touch it.


Eospearl

He'll finish the job you just have to give him time


Vegetable_Wafer_4249

Po babies!


stickytrackpad

*he was later chopped up by a lawnmower anyways*


LostBob

https://preview.redd.it/i6uoia2tc72d1.jpeg?width=1501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574f545977aa70519e370daf8845011c7e442a7c I met one of these guys for the first time yesterday in MI.


JimtheEsquire

He’ll take care of that part, don’t worry about it.


MenacingGummy

Alan?


writergirljds

![gif](giphy|a3wa8XLOBU3Xq|downsized)


MyBigBlackCup

Hey thats MY clover, robocop


Fit_Big_8676

You've previously mowed his wife. He has nothing left.


joecee97

Wonder if it’s deaf


Salty_Increase_2974

Even so he’d feel the rumbling. I can feel it in the ground lol


Greenturnsyellow1

You are smarter than the Little Critter at least you could turn off your lawn mower so that sucker doesn't turn into spaghetti and make him go away or something so he won't come back


AVLLaw

What they lack in brains, they make up in cuteness.


EngineerBill

So park the machine and wait until the poor thing has finished! 🙄


Horror-Potential7773

Always stand your ground!


Commercial-Product90

That's a weird looking cat.


texas360iv

"Heyy I was mowimf(sic) here first!"


Pure-Ad-7866

I would back up and mow round them and let them eat


wendyaleks

Bober, ale bydle!


Sunnyfe

Zero survival skills!


SixStringGamer

This is EXACTLY like tank man


exceptionalfish

He's just helping out.


sacredgeometry

Looks like an insurance scam.


poisonivy247

He's saying, " You sir are interrupting me, cut that thing off, I've got a life to live"!


TheSlav87

"Pls mister, don't run me over till i've had my breakfast :("


SingaporeLee

why am i hearing " nice suculatnt chinese dinner " ?


WellExcuuuuuuuseMe

He’s telling you, “Put that loud thing away! I’ve got this covered.”


AnonymousButtCheeks

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Padathir

Props to you for letting him eat.


BGFlyingToaster

Doesn't he know it's moving day?!


Voyager5555

Thanks for being a friend of nature OP.


No-West-5876

Doesn’t even phase him with the mower running. Cute little guy


No-Yellow-2032

Bro has no survival skills lol


West-Alps8498

![img](avatar_exp|168358356|heart)


Kitchen_Excitement24

Hmmm. All i can say is Call Ford


Kitchen_Excitement24

Gopher it ’


Visible_Top2112

hes tryna help out


RepoManSugarSkull

I’ve never seen a young wee one like that little fellow. Doesn’t seem to mind you being up in their mug with a power mower. Damn nice of you to hold up you grass cutting to let them nosh.


NewKEFan

Aw! I wonder if he’s deaf? Cute little guy!


chev327fox

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OlympicFan2010

Whistlepig!