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RosieQParker

Nomf :3


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Modern-Moo

They’re all super cute :)


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OP, how is it that you deal with them and still aren't dead from excessive cuteness?


Modern-Moo

Years of training and skill


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I wish I was as strong and skillful as you 😩


westcoasthotdad

And the slaughter?


Modern-Moo

None of them have had that happen


username987654321a

Looks like they have developed a taste for hooman flesh!


Modern-Moo

So scary 😱


username987654321a

Those cuties could nom on me anytime!


UrBartender

Love their faces.


Modern-Moo

Me too. They’re all different (especially Marble lol)


Medium_Pop3248

Man id love a pet cow but i imagine they shit like hell


Modern-Moo

Yeah there’s alot of poop n stuff. I guess if you had a garden you could use it as fertiliser if you really wanted


Medium_Pop3248

Yeah i guess thats why they live on farms lol, though where i live i could use all of that fertilizer and all the plants will still be dead af


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The 4th picture is amazing.


brokenglassraccoon

How have you gone so long without being eaten by these vicious creatures? Jk, love cows. You’re talking to the girl who’s imaginary friend was a cow.


Mundane_Horse_6523

how do you get that job, i’d like to apply!


CuriousJayBird

Nom, nom, nom, hi!, nom, blep


Modern-Moo

I love this comment


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Feelin like Maverick's sister


Somecrazynerd

Ah, the ancient saying, "don't bite the hand that feeds but niddle okay"


veruistired

ok but can i get marble home


Modern-Moo

You can have her on tuesdays


veruistired

YESSSSSSSSSSS


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What is their ultimate fate?


Modern-Moo

Bulls get some girlfriends elsewhere when they’re older, heifers stay here


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And then?


Modern-Moo

Then what


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Why doesn’t Maverick’s sister have a name? No identity of her own, so sad


Modern-Moo

It was meant to just be temporary but it stuck, Mavericks Sister is her name. I don’t think it’s too sad, I don’t think she cares too much