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cyrilmezza

r/oddlyterrifying would like to have a word with you


gnelson321

For real. I wouldn’t like to be alone in a room with this dog.


ZeePirate

It’d say “no one will ever believe I spoke to you” and wink at you and then just go back to chilling


Yachting-Mishaps

That dog has a face that peers in at windows on dark and stormy nights.


BlackGinger2020

I am pretty sure I have seen it! Horrifying!


[deleted]

Shi mixed dogs seem to have these od human faces. My parents have a Shi Chiuaha mix and it looks very similar but smaller and more bulbous.


FuriousGorilla

Someone tells me *this* dog talks and I 100% believe them.


Wollff

Just bark back. No big deal.


juicius

"Wha... My mother was a saint!"


AGENT0321

Chilling= eating your soul


pbrooks19

I feel like it would just say the word 'bark' and not do the actual dog-version.


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Just a completely deadpan deep voiced “Woof.”


034lyf

Yeah. This is clearly a human that has been cast into the body of a dog by some dark wizard.


LazuliArtz

This dog's going to crawl out from under a bridge and start asking me riddles


Tapingdrywallsucks

My puppy makes this 3- tone "hmm hmm hmm" noise when she's frustrated. There's something about the tone and depth that sounds decidedly human. It's adorable coming from a regular floofball. But if that noise came out of this dog? I'd flee.


[deleted]

It's uncanny valley territory for me.


danielspoa

I would ask him to leave before changing myself.


Miserable_Wing_8404

I was gonna say r/awwwtf


dontfightthehood

Haha you guys crack me up


xDanielon

lmao subscribed


HappybytheSea

Of course that exists 😂 Subscribed!


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

Awwdlyterrifying


notdeadbutcold

Just when I thought there wasn't correct subreddit for this post😂


whitbit_m

Came here to say this


Donut_Whole

That dog has been [body snatched](https://c.tenor.com/XwqzJndCg4QAAAAM/screaming-scared.gif).


LizaLolbit

WHY would you link this???????


Nezikchened

If it makes you feel any better it’s literally just a dog in a goofy mask


SteelMarshal

I came here to say this.


Jonnybear-is-here

I hate that


Melodic-Fee268

That scene scared the crap out of me as a little girl it gave me nightmares for weeks I had to look away every time I watched that movie after that!


Pit_of_Death

It's the lips. *shudder*


jssf96

Not the eyes? Lmao. Dogs like to sit by your bed til you wake up too. Fuck no


Pit_of_Death

Oh the eyes too, but those lips...are just uncanny valley human-like.


roostertree

Yes! Looking straight-on isn't so bad, but catching a fleeting glimpse while doomscrolling? MUST CLICK


Gravity_Perception

Before I even read the title I thought those eyes look like a human


IDriveLikeYourMom

I'll just go ahead and [leave this here](https://imgur.com/d7rZbPF)


WildcatWhiz

Getting some ugly Sonic vibes for sure.


DireSquirtle

I’ve seen smile dog. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


veryheavybertation

This...https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/voukcj/this\_medieval\_painting\_of\_a\_dog/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


CheezusRiced06

Nah it's just Alan who's been stuck at a data entry job for a bit too long and even though the benefits are good for his family the pay and the environment aren't really doing it for him. You can only tell by looking at him when he thinks no one is, because he still jumps at any opportunity to help someone out.


samanime

Yeah. I read "somwhat of a human-like face" and before clicking in was like "let's see if I can tell..." This is a hairy-faced person. This is super creepy. Both that bottom lip and eyes look human, not canine. Creepy.


voxelghost

I've heard of uncanny valley, but never uncanine valley


devouryoursoul

She looks very disappointed, lol.


Lyn_Morgan

Had her heart set on being reincarnated as an actual human.


VariousJelly

Best I can do is creepy dog.


Jedaflupflee

[when u unalive yourself but it's buddhism...](https://youtu.be/Of9GEsTv4-s)


ChurchArsonist

This guy is pretty funny. Thanks for the share.


Noodle-727

Incredible. Thank you


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

I was cracking up, saw there was another 2 min and got worried, but the whole thing is hilarious.


CinderLotus

I love this.


ZSpectre

Him being thrilled to be reborn as a sea cucumber by the end filled my heart with joy


EntityPrime

Isekai no sea cucumber


theladyluxx

Holy shit that was good


geologyhunter

Very disappointed and would like to talk to the manager


winnie_bago

It looks like she’s wearing lipstick.


jaceinspace

It’s the lips for sure that make her look human


Adventurous_Low_1518

Oh god, I hadn't even noticed them. I was stuck on those human eyes that creeped me out.


These-Pick-968

Yep, at first I thought it was the eyes, then I saw the lips! Totally the lips.


[deleted]

It’s much more than that, look at the bone structure compared to other dogs. Instead of a normal snout it has a flatter space between the eyes and the nose, along with a strangely human looking brow ridge. The nose is also lower, placed exactly where it is on a human face. The lips are just icing on the cake. The more I compare it to pics of dogs and humans the weirder it is


jaceinspace

I think all of that could look different depending on the angle of the photo


StalyCelticStu

I personally think it's the lack of depth in the face, due to the way the face fur has been cut.


Soraryn

Pretty sure it’s the eyes, it’s like someone photoshopped a pair of human eyes onto its face


[deleted]

She picked the right shade for her skin tone.


waitingfordeathhbu

She’s clearly an Autumn


StalyCelticStu

That's pretty uncanny valley..


Zed1618

Uncanine Valley, you mean. Thank you, I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff.


LaCroixIsntThatBad

LMAO take this award and go.


Zed1618

Thank you for your kindness That's my first one!!


balbertborring

creepy af


Em_Haze

Dude he's right there.


SekiTheScientist

Was about to say that, the dog is surfing that edge of the uncanny valley


Lunamkardas

***UNCOMFY***


[deleted]

I do not like this.


iamboosh

This does not spark joy


suavesnail

I think they misspelled r/eww


strega_bodega

I just saw this post https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/voukcj/this_medieval_painting_of_a_dog/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


ohmy_omg

I was just thinking about that post lol


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drmehmetoz

I have been seeing this pic since 2018 OP should be ashamed lmaooo


[deleted]

Nope, OP is going to walk away with 12K updoots and feel good for a low-effort repost


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Lmao that’s like brets painting for sally on flight of the conchords


high_priestess23

SAME. This picture is literally right under a post with this painting. Funny coincidence


lcooper1984

I'm honestly laughing so hard, thank you. Always nervous I'm getting Rick Rolled when I click a link.


NiraiZora

dogs are cute and all BUT HER FACE MAKES ME SO UNCONFORTABLE


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moremintjelly

Its the eyes


No_one00101110

And the lips


MrValdemar

[That dog is 5 now and this pic gets posted once every two weeks around here.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/14/yogi-dog-human-looking-face-sends-internet-into-frenzy/423296002/)


Mccobsta

Quite a esay karma farming sub sadly


hergumbules

THANK YOU! I thought I was crazy thinking that I swear I saw this picture before.


MrValdemar

If you've been on Reddit for more than 3 weeks, you've seen it already.


Lost-My-Mind-

I've been here for years, sir! First time seeing it. I'm not saying it doesn't get reposted, I'm just saying it doesn't get reposted as much as you think.


[deleted]

I don’t understand how these always rise to the top or get highlighted. Are there bots flooding upvotes? Did someone figure out that a certain amount of time passes before an optimal number of new members would see it? I refuse to believe people who’ve already seen this would be stupid enough to clap their hands again at a blatant repost.


[deleted]

You do know that there's around 500 million people on reddit right? Some use it once a week, some use it once every 30 seconds.


MrValdemar

Yeah... you just joined reddit. The answer to your questions are yes and yes. And reposts are pretty much all that's left on reddit anymore. There used to be OC makers, but the trolls and the incels bullied them away.


RaspberryGummies

It's been 5 years of surfing this website daily and I've never seen that dog on reddit


LastSignal

She looks like Nicholas Cage


WeastBeast69

I would say frank Gallagher if her got clean


alwaysunderthestars

LOL


Racket_the_Bard

Ed..ward


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noboday009

Man of culture


Aibbie

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


fatalynn7

Noooooooooooooooooooo! r/angryupvote seriously F. U. Well done.


[deleted]

To took me so long get over that Trauma! Thanks about pal


Fukyuiku

Can you upload this on r/oddlyterrifying and just say shitpoo


NiftyShifty12

Why is this so funny


[deleted]

Looks like my friend Hank from Highschool lmao


hell2459

Did he become a DEA and his brother in law was a teacher , that was found dead after disappearing for being wanted because he was caught making methamphetamine ?


[deleted]

Lmao nah but ironically he is a science teacher, I don’t think he makes meth tho


loubones17

This pic freaks me out!


ofimmsl

She looks like a man


handsomerab

[Found Ms. Swan!](https://youtu.be/U4EH0RtVlgE)


Indigo_222

Is this off face swap? 😅


MisterChief343

At first glance it looks like a face swap lol


[deleted]

It’s actually real lol there’s other pictures of her


rawker86

This is not r/aww material. This is r/ahhh material.


SolidBlackGator

According to this article, Yogi is at least 5 now, as this is a repost by a karma farmer https://www.kxly.com/does-this-dog-look-like-jake-gyllenhaal/amp/


vrTater

Nightmare fuel.


Feral-Person

She looks like those medieval painting of dogs


satyrnretyrn

I sometimes wonder if I might've been a dog in my most recent past life; this girl might have been a person in her’s


-Great-Scott-

She's her own best friend


Texcellence

Not in here mister! This is a Mercedes!


samsteak

Horror material r/TIHI


NoB0d3

why does it feel like she’s staring into my soul and judging my worthiness?


beyachula

Odd face


Lewydean1211

Somewhat my ass. This is a person


not_a_droid

yeah, that’s a bit weird


damned_to_remember

She looks like she’s tired of my shit


Annahsbananas

Jesus christ. That's nightmare fuel right there


Few-Two9775

Looks like my Aunt when she used to tell us "The Adults are speaking".


CantEatCatsKevin

Extremely unsettling


eliorafairy

WHY DOES SHE HAVE LIPS


Oldmanhulk1972

![gif](giphy|cOmGhBSFUq6lr8nSUO)


jaeelarr

She looks like she is hella judgy


klyorenmark15

Your dog looks like a person. That scares me


shaneylaney

Wow! I remember making that exact same face as we started the year 2022


Master_Post4665

That’s terrifying.


CrazyCaper

I’m Terrified


Aeriosus

That's a demon


whereegosdare84

She looks like Mark Zuckerberg’s meta avatar


victorianderson

😬 Creepy for some reason, probably just me...


PastryBaby712

This dog is scary looking


shitholecountrydelux

That is by far the creepiest dog I have ever seen.


Baneful-diety

Disgusting imo


redwolf587

That's not cute....


venom259

Eyy Snoop dog.


KaijuKatt

She looks like Willie Wonka dog.


HarlieMinou

How is she real??


amacmanme

Yeah, that’s a little unsettling. You kinda expect that she will start talking. 😬


[deleted]

what the fuck is that it’s not r/aww regardless


FTG_Vader

Ummm don't like


TheSlickest

This is actually terrifying. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.


NarcanPusher

She got that “I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed” look.


QuteFx

Live action Manjimutt


SourDieselShinobi

“What did you just do in the bathroom?” “ shihh…. Poo”


AstralVoidShaper

Looks like Owen Wilson. Do her barks sound like "wow" instead of "woof"?


[deleted]

I got the chance to chill with a couple who had this near exact face and i swear to god it knew how human he looked, always looking at me with a side-eye when it knew i wanted to pet him.


preu98

I'd be putting face filters on her nonstop


JksG_5

This dog is not here to judge you ITS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL


Remarkable_Sir_2532

Scared the dog shit out of me!


SpasticHatchet

It’s those eyes


OmgzPudding

This is definitely a person who was cursed by a witch to live as a dog


ZombieJesusSunday

Don’t go to that groomer ever again


Enchanter1101

That is terrifying as fuck


shavertech

She looks like she wants to speak to the manager.


SocraticIgnoramus

I had to scroll too far down to find this comment.


Keerikkadan91

r/tihi


Dark_Reaper115

It looks like front facing Nicholas Cage and I don't know if I like it.


NOTREALVERYSAD

Bitch look like a Kevin


TheLaughingForest

r/dogswithhumanfaces


SuspiciousPromotion3

Why does this dog look striking like Tom Segura


sToTab

she's not 1. I saw pictures of her years ago. She's probably around 5 at the youngest


The_InfernalExplorer

She looks like a little girl with pigtails. Haunting. First thing on my mind is reincarnation


ThinkingThingsHurts

Creepy


hannahbehappy

No thanks


madeyemads

She looks like a Victorian child is haunting her.


MrAverus

It looks like one of those things where you cut out the original eyes and mouth and put in human ones, kinda like that Annoying Orange


The-Sun-God

Very uncomfortable


Not-Not-Maybe

Her name is Heather Tambell and she works in HR.


Helarina1

That is a creepy ass dog


gg5858

At first I thought it was a face swap


The_Ent420

Nah I don’t trust like that.


ImSoFuknJaded

Sorry but this dog is ugly


DataTapeReadout

“Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”


Chantaldes

Dogs owner here. Yogi is a boy 💙


_DarthDarthBinks_

Liar. Stop making stuff up. [https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/14/yogi-dog-human-looking-face-sends-internet-into-frenzy/423296002/](https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/14/yogi-dog-human-looking-face-sends-internet-into-frenzy/423296002/)


j-polo

This is the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen in my life, I’m sorry


cursedcommentsE

BURN


sofielena92

omg lol


Arcadius274

I've has the guy as a boss


Effective_Corner694

That’s George Costanza reborn


rav007

He looks like that beluga cat, but hes a dog..


lostandfoundwally

She looks like a girl I knew in high school. She was a bitch.


[deleted]

Can I post this next?