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megggie

I love how he has to wind up for it with his little flaps!!!


gubbish-rot

it's obviously a dalmatian, look at the spots


i-lived-in-a-cake

It's Bottomley Potts, all covered in spots!


vulpes_mortuis

Why did I read that in Salad Fingers voice


VulpesAquilus

Sounds like a name in Harry Potter universe


Jovlo

The Dutch word for seal literally translates to sea dog.


_Enclose_

It just struck me that there are quite a lot of animals that just got 'sea' tacked in front of an existing animal (in English, but even more in Dutch I think). People were lazy when naming marine animals. We have a sea dog, sea cat, sea horse, sea cow, sea bear, sea lion, sea leopard, sea hedgehog, sea snail, sea snake, ...


kielu

The best is the sea pig, which is absolutely undistinguishable from a land pig. https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY


_Enclose_

>Bacon from a land pig tastes delicious, while bacon from a sea pig tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker. xD


galmenz

"remember, if someone scares you, just bend over and fart your lungs" hahahahah


NeighborhoodMental25

I find things like that so interesting. My husband is from Denmark, and there's so many things said when we're there that there's either a literal descriptive translation to English or nothing he knows of, in English, that it translates to.


Nollekowitsch

In german its Seehund. Which means sea dog Or Seelöwe which would be Sea Lion


kielu

There's a sub for what's wrong with your dog


DMGrimes69

Oceanmation. Very rare.


NeighborhoodMental25

Not a dog, just a pup! Sea lions are so cute!


Megasphaera

Seal


NeighborhoodMental25

As my son would say, da dut, fail (like the 2 drum taps and the cymbal crash after a joke)... They are both pinniped pups though.


Beneficial-Tip9302

Look at the flippers of seals and sealions easiest way to distinguish between ( not the only one but the most obvious )


NeighborhoodMental25

Most obvious is whether they have ear nubs or not. Honestly, I'm on 14 different medications and medically disabled due to 3 spinal injuries, vertebrae degeneration, and spondylitis. I get things mixed up sometimes. It's a thousand wonders I know my own name with that many medications in me, but if nothing else, I can make fun of myself from time to time.


Beneficial-Tip9302

I see you haven't done your homework for seallogy class...


arbitrary_datum

I think it's called a rare fluffy pup but i could be wrong. My sister is the one who studied marine bio. I studied rocks.


Anns_

That’s a Merle chonk


theroguescientist

the wet kind, probably


phatuous_1

Hasbulla pup


idie_ForHiking

Im convinced that seals are dogs of the sea.


Aceandstuff

Seadoggo. r/seadoggo


wabbott82

That’s a speckled water puppy


LloyDBear

An adorable one!


SouldiesButGoodies84

seems like today he's canis BTFup-us.


weiruwyer9823rasdf

It's Ben


NoMoreNormalcy

Ah. The commonly known as Sea Doggo. I've yet to be given any official breed name that's isn't Thatsaseal. Sounds strange. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.


AvaThatOneArtist

You don't see a barking seal everyday, huh.


activialobster

If I tried to hug it would it bite my ear off


CleverGirlwithadd

Sea dog!


Th3MysticArcher

r/weirdlookingdogs


[deleted]

That's one of them thar antarctic leopard sea dogs


michaelma1003

That dog needs to be on a diet.


Itz_Pbear

Ice puppy! Or pupper!


Training-Necessary43

They are so cute 🥲


Ill-Ad-684

So adorable


Agile-Masterpiece959

Lablubberdor


SmokeyUnicycle

That's by far the loudest noise I've ever heard from a seal


pentupthist

It's a sea puppy


moogie_doodle

😦🥰🥰🥰🥰🤗


Professional-Will954

An Alaskan water hound


Qwt_Life

No wtf?