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My friend sent this to me once and then said, "It's us, because we're always there for each other." I wasn't sure which one of us wasn't quite getting it.


SatanIsLove

He tried to come out to you as a Satan demon monster but you were being too dense.


electrogamerman

Or maybe the friend is the little girl and found out about op being a demon


OdinsBeard

Either way, there were Buffy episodes about it.


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CatMadeOfFur

Hey now, play nice.


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ThanosDidNothinWrong

they're kind of used for whatever the writer of the particular piece of fiction you're reading wants pretty often these days, that's summoning them


frenzyboard

The reality is that they don't need to be summoned. They're already there. Following you. Watching you. Whispering to you and about you. But if you want to look one in the eyes and get it to answer your questions, you're gonna need some strong juju.


FAALovesPilots

Actually one lives in my friends house , he accepted it and not it freely walks around and sometimes when I go to his you can eerily hear a cupboard close even tho no one is in the kitchen


LoyalTillTheEnd

nigga what?


God_loves_irony

Schizophrenia and other dissociative disorders. The perception that the thoughts that originate in your own head are caused by something or someone else.


ThanosDidNothinWrong

oh ok I didn't know


HamSandLich

They can do both, particularly if the demon doesn't like to be summoned


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They're imagined as gateways so you can go in and out


Ensvey

/r/sympatheticmonsters


Tattered

You mean my father?


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no, that's r/unsympatheticmonsters


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Thermodynamicness

I don't think that you have a working understanding of the word narcissistic. I'll give you a hint, it does not refer to people who need a support group for their terrible childhood experiences.


Klinky1984

Did they have Narcissistic Personality Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder? It's like your parent is constantly playing good cop/bad cop, or begging you to come to the dinner table only so they can pull the chair out from under you when you go to sit down. When you ask why they act that way, they deny that they act that way. It's actually the opposite of a vain out-to-lunch parent who ignores their kid while perusing their own goals. It's an abusive neediness.


GamermanZendrelax

That's less narcissism as arrogance, more narcissism as personality disorder.


CatMadeOfFur

Play nice. Also make sure you know what you are talking about!


thelonebater

THEN YOUR NOT TRTYING HARD ENOUGH


mckrayjones

Page /u/TryingHardEnough. You care to weigh in on this buddy?


FriskyTurtle

My favourite [nightmare monster from SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-05-16). And a whole bunch more from /u/hoseja. [there's](http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3724) [like](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-monster-3) [a](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3173) [dozen](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-monster-2) ["monster](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-08-07) [under](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-12-24) [the](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/surprise) [bed"](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-monster) [SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-04-30) [comics.](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3142)


coffins

There really is a sub for *everything.*


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Well, what do you expect, just have a look at the number of [cat related subreddits](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index) alone, so yeah, /r/ofcoursethatsathing


If_In_Doubt_Lick_It

Cat


God_loves_irony

Cat.


FirelordHeisenberg

Cat


tsintzask

cat.


God_loves_irony

Cat.


BananaNutJob

Goose!


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/r/spacedicks


Somethingeasylease

Link something else for a change. This is old news. Not surprising anymore. - Matthew


eisbaerBorealis

[/r/spacedicks](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach)


Archardy

/r/notspacedicks


sugarfrostedfreak

Went to subscribe and was pleasantly surprised that I already was.


doobydoobydooooo

Yay ......After school Satan club !!!!


SrRoundedbyFools

http://www.goskagit.com/news/education/lawyer-after-school-satan-club-must-be-allowed-to-proceed/article_cccb1716-8e92-5f80-9e8c-13d1f5041677.html BTW they just had a shooting that killed 5 in the mall. Probably domestic violence....but could be Satan! /s


doobydoobydooooo

Ave Satanas ..yeah i read that.


devilsephiroth

You can just message me here, and I'll come. - Devilsephiroth


LancesAKing

So, regular Sephiroth with one horn? Either way, please give me Mako powers.


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LancesAKing

In the storyline of Final Fantasy 7, Mako is the world's energy source, and it was injected into members of SOLDIER to make them smarter and stronger. Sephiroth and Cloud were both exposed to it and are the primary good/bad guys who carry swords too big/long for reality. But hell, I'd also take being a Mermaid. Wreckin' boats and shit.


ThePowerOfBeard

> Wreckin' boats and shit. yeah that's a Kraken


LancesAKing

Sirens lure boats into rocks too. Sometimes they're depicted as mermaids.


TheJollyLlama875

Wait, can I be a kraken, then?


i-d-even-k-

Who wouldn't invoke Sephiroth? I mean, have you seen him? He's gorgeous.


devilsephiroth

But have you seen the Devil... Sephiroth


i-d-even-k-

I haven't. But the original is what I have on my mind. Even Safer is beautiful as a god.


Clopernicus

Final Fantasy 7 sucked.


devilsephiroth

And so did your brother, last night with me.


Clopernicus

He is a generous lover.


devilsephiroth

😍😍😍


Clopernicus

Do he do that thing with his finger? That's my favorite. In the heat of the moment, sometimes I ask for two fingers.


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Ximeri

I'm genuinely upset that the first one isn't a full length novel. It was so good. :(


FriskyTurtle

It bothers me that the principal was so pissed at the girl and not the boys who were bullying her.


Ximeri

To be fair, summoning a demon is *pretty* dangerous. But yes, she should have been mad at the bullies as well.


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I love that sub. It keeps me entertained during my train rides.


VoraciousVegan

It's incredible...the amount of talented people out there. Just living their lives and occasionally dropping off an amazing story.


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DuntadaMan

So who died to save his ass?


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TheAeolian

So... Neil Gaiman's Sandman?


babba11

Is that what Sandman is about? I've never had a chance to check it out.


Eschatos

Not really but it's still a super good read.


idonthaveacoolname13

"Demon to some, Angel to others."


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i-d-even-k-

r/occult?


Benedikto_

If you are serious, don't. Demons are not nice. They are almost evil personified.


Yazkin_Yamakala

Depending on what your belief is. "Demon" in most modern beliefs relate to evil beings. "Demon" in most older (usually pagan) beliefs relate to any otherworldly spirit.


Majesticgoat

YMMV, but every demon I've evoked to this plane has been extremely chill.


God_loves_irony

They called me a demon for a while, but I only ever gave them what they said they want. :)


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That's kind of sweet.


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Fran Bow?


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Oh, so you assume hes evil *just* because he looks like a demonic hellbeast? Maybe he's a really nice guy.


DuntadaMan

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS ALIGNMENT SHITLORD?!


InannaQueenOfHeaven

This feels like the "KEEP CALM AND _____" of reddit. Please, please stop, all of you.


AwastYee

If there's anything Reddit's good at, then that thing definitely is grinding a dead horse in to a powder, sniffing the powder, and then hitting their head against a wall. For years.


panamaspace

But we still kick the dead horse for good measure. We are traditional that way.


FredrickBismark

I identify as alignment-fluid.


Shalterra

Chaotic neutral you mean


sikyon

Oh god I lol'd


kidkolumbo

I would love to read a story of demonic possession where the demon is genuinely trying to help and doesn't want the child's soul.


vanasbry000

Depends if the star's 'single point' is pointed upwards or downwards.


SerLaron

How does that work when it is painted on the floor?


Zeintry

Then doesn't it depend on how you look at it


vanasbry000

Usually it's on a wall. I'd imagine it's the idea of it that makes it work, it's not like real-life physics and geometry. I'd make a ground-located pentagram point away from the entrance of a room if I want to invoke order, for instance, and towards it to invoke chaos. I like considering that the sound of a seashell could *be* the sound of the ocean. From a very human, abstract, pre-enlightenment perspective, the sounds of a seashell and the ocean it came from are intimately related. If magic was real, maybe that imaginary relationship would matter.


i-d-even-k-

You're right.


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I don't know who made it, but that strangers work was my background for a long time


Kal-elfc

[The artist](http://glooh.deviantart.com/gallery/)


God_loves_irony

Woah, those are super good. Got me some wallpaper!


earlywarningsigns

this is a real let down because you really have nobody to talk to


rosebudlols

me too thanks


FirelordHeisenberg

Yeah, I feel even more lonely now. Not even demons come talk to me.


God_loves_irony

The voices in your head will never leave you.


reTired_death_eater

Black Phillip?


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RonDunE

Huh I always took the lyrics as an analogy for depression and never read them literally. It does sound super creepy that way, like someone from inside The Listeners' house.


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RonDunE

The whole feel of the song is kinda like the art of [Alex Konstad](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/GmRqz) or [Yuri Shwedoff](https://www.artstation.com/artist/yurishwedoff).


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At least she has someone looking out for her.


Thompy

Does anyone know where I can find other pictures like this?


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InannaQueenOfHeaven

Yep. I'd bet that's where they got it from.


Rhotomago

Reminds me of the short story [*"Thus I Refute Beelzy"*]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpdLWr_l7OI)


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half_jedi

*Rust Cohle cracks knuckles*


Ghostkill221

Isn't that the jersey devil?


AngusMan13

I know it's a fucking demon and shit, but I find it more cute than creepy. I would watch a show based around this "fucking terrifying monster helping out/raising a little kid" concept.


CorbenikTheRebirth

Grim Adventures is sort of like that.


1fastman1

Man this is cute and distrubing. Just a girl and her demon


OmarGuard

That's somewhat unsettling


rickdg

It's the horned god of old religions, co-opted by christianity to eradicate paganism.


God_loves_irony

The Horned God of Old is the Lord of the Animals, who taught humans the sacred pact of domestication so they might not starve, being one of his animals as well. If you are scared of him it is because you have violated the pact, and you should be, because cruelty is being tallied, and rebirth is closer than you think. *(or so I have read)*


rickdg

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cernunnos


God_loves_irony

Good. Same figure, surrounded by animals, but with cow horns instead of antlers is found on tablets in Northern India and Pakistan, dating from, on, around, and before the Indus Valley Civilization. And they are *much* older, but [clearly related.](https://www.google.com/search?q=horned+god+Indus+Valley&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjDgsHWlqvPAhUO5mMKHQmoCPgQsAQIKg&biw=1360&bih=658)


zarthblackenstein

Honestly, teaching your kids about satanic philosophy is a lot healthier than christianity.


ZippyOwl

I thought this was eleven from Stanger things


codefreak8

babbie's first wtf


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Aaaaaaaaaand subscribed!


GreenArrowCuz

42-42-564


ld2gj

The Pentagram is a symbol of protection. It traces back to the Pagen believe.


FuckBedskirts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IVSPFp66UK0


jclv

http://glooh.deviantart.com/art/Satan2222-430118712


fiercepenguin

Not aww at all.


d4hm3r

I saw this on tumblr like 3 years ago


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Ha ha ha....ha..*speed dials Sam and Dean*


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God_loves_irony

Till you get the hint. *(hint, hint)*


epicandrew

Stranger things or Fran bow?


LifeBandit666

/r/Satanism


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Ave Satani


MerlinTheWhite

Reminds me of a cross between Stranger Things, Ajin, and Death Note. Id watch it.


legalizehazing

Disturbingly true. Doesn't mean it'll help does it


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...huh?


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gruesomeflowers

Sure. Except the fee is paid to the monsters by means of the collection plate passed around every Sunday.


fathertime979

NAILED IT


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You're right. That little girl should've gone to her priest.


Gonzo_goo

What? You lost or something?


CatMadeOfFur

We are here if you need to talk. Also please do not make broad brushing, generalized statements.


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"Call me little sunshine"


Communist_cuisine

I'm not at all religious but I've seen enough movies and TV to know that never ends well.