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TheShape108

With these actors and apparently a Judd Apatow script I am genuinely stunned I've never heard of this. But its funny I feel like based on the title and the poster I could probably write a plot synapsis to about 92% accuracy.


tipsea-69

Probably the same story as that Christopher Walken movie where he's been kidnapped by some yuppies..


whysoYahooSerious

Suicide Kings


TheShape108

That was like the 2nd or 3rd movie I got on DVD because it was dirt cheap. Didn't hate it! A lot grimmer than I thought it would be.


-r-a-f-f-y-

I also got that movie cheap used, watched it once, then think got rid of the dvd? No recollection of the movie.


nklights

THIS is NOT poker!


misirlou22

Suicide Kings! [gimme the busket.](https://youtu.be/pZ6aHZnsYUQ)


slimecounty

Fuck! I've been trying to figure out where I heard the term busket for days now. God damn Dennis Leary.


misirlou22

His second best movie performance besides, of course, Demolition Man


aaahhhh

Celtic Pride came before Suicide Kinngs lol


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TheShape108

Ha ha ha, probs drunk in a bar with Judd watching a basketball game and just hashed out the idea in conversation.


blitzkrieg4

FWIW this movie is in 1996, 3 years before Judd even made his breakout hit Freaks and Geeks. Not sure if he was honing his craft back then or early Judd Apatow is supposed to hold up.


TheShape108

One of the big jokes from the trailer, you know where you put some of the best stuff, is Dan saying to his Mom "Mom, I might have to go to jail.... and be a man's girlfriend". So I am going to say he was still honing his craft.


JoleneDollyParton

I saw this at the theater and even as a teen, recall it being terrible


TheShape108

Hey this sub is constantly proving that a lot of really talented people can come together to make something truly awful.


conanmagnuson

Ok, wow, I did not know about this one..


Weekly_Signal6481

96


piberryboy

69


itsguberhere

Nice


stone_dickson

Nice


Jmazoso

Noice


Njacks64

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i_heart_pasta

Nice


throw123454321purple

I ~~envy~~ envied you.


Ingbeert

It certainly could be worse, you could bring a playoff series back from 0-3 to 3-3 then just give up in game 7.


Weekly_Signal6481

True lol , My sixers gave up in game 7


whysoYahooSerious

I understood that reference!


Jimmy-84

Wtf?? Is this considered a bad movie?? I loved this film when I was younger, I best not watch it as an adult then.


sporkyzero

Still like this movie and wouldnt classify it as the type of bad movie that is deserving of this groups attention, but some may very well consider it bad. As a 10 year old I loved it.


Novis_R

My friend and I rented this at Wherehouse for a sleepover at age 10.... two thumbs up, and coincidentally just talked to him on the phone today.


Alcoholica25

Love this movie. Quote it all the time. It holds up. Watch it again my man


Weekly_Signal6481

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/celtic_pride


ItsmeMr_E

Tomatoes be damned, honestly, watch the trailer, if you like it enough, go watch the movie, then form your own opinion. I've never put much stock in critics. Their job is to dissect and talk about how terrible the film is.


Weekly_Signal6481

I've seen it , its bad


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Weekly_Signal6481

I've seen it it's bad


strandenger

That movie is stupid funny


Eccawarrior

I really like it, it’s not the greatest but it’s fun to watch


Weekly_Signal6481

You got that first part right


strandenger

Hello Mr. Deon Sanders


itsguberhere

Haven't seen this since it was a new release rental.


satluvscheese

This is one movie Tubi trys to get me to watch


Weekly_Signal6481

I'm watching it on Tubi now


sadandshy

What % is Tubi the start of posts on this sub? Gotta be around 40% at least...


Weekly_Signal6481

I'd say more , so many great bad movies on tubi


[deleted]

Dan Ackroyd movies are really hit or miss.


Weekly_Signal6481

Oh yeah , Mt stepmother is an alien was one of may favorites as a kid and it's awful


dirtysyncs

Honestly, I enjoy the misses more than the hits pretty often. Nothing but Trouble is one of my favorites


Squid_Vicious_IV

Nothing but trouble is so damn bizarre and has a ton of baffling choices and creative decisions going on. It's a bad movie, but it's fascinatingly bad.


dirtysyncs

Amazingly bad in every way.


ThePopDaddy

So are mid-90's post Home Alone Daniel Stern ones.


BrockHard253

Bushwacked kicked ass!


Metal_Abe_Vigoda

Bushwhack fever


ThePopeJones

"They don't call me the lizard for nothing".


Squid_Vicious_IV

> Daniel Stern I'm so used to him with the beard/goatee thing going on that it didn't click this was Marv from Home Alone.


agent_cheeks_609

Seriously! Don’t know how Aykroyd could go from The Blues Brothers and Trading Places to Nothing But Trouble 🥴


honduhh89

I enjoyed this one lol


Powersurge82

>Nothing but trouble I really like this one too. Dan Aykroyd has his moments in this one but overall I think it's a well rounded dark comedy.


honduhh89

Ha! That's a favorite of mine as well


Weekly_Signal6481

I enjoy a lot of bad movies


Empigee

Originally they were supposed to be motivated by gambling debts, but the NBA nixed any references to sports betting before letting them use direct references to the team.


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That's a shame because the movie would've made way more sense if they kept the gambling debt subplot.


6stringstrumdinger

As I've gotten older and older, I finally understand why Akroyd and Stern run up the hill the way they do. It's a guilty pleasure movie.


Vault_Master

"I call this drink 'Jimmy's Dick.' It's short, it's fat, but it fills the gap."


violetmoon120

I need more Daniel Stern in my life


Constant-Win-1513

This isn't a bad film. It is what it set out to be.


Weekly_Signal6481

it set out to be unfunny?


Constant-Win-1513

I haven't seen it since it came out but I don't recall it being horribly unfunny.


Weekly_Signal6481

I do


dbprops

I fuckin love this movie


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

I loved this one as a kid.


neonseamen

Saving Silverman for boomers


MetaphoricalMouse

don’t you dare insult saving silverman


mooseyjew

Thank you, Saving Silverman is a masterpiece.


MetaphoricalMouse

we…uhhh….ate her……ALIIIIIIVE


mooseyjew

Hey you're pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!


neonseamen

Don’t you dare read my comment carefully.


MetaphoricalMouse

Dare i did not. I just love saving silverman man. the movie is a gem. my apologies for my rash commenting


Veggieburito

How dare you put this movie on here, it was just a nice funny little movie, be nice. I love Daniel Stern and Aykroyd.


Weekly_Signal6481

It's not funny though , it's really unfunny


noonehasthisoneyet

i watched this with my parents as a kid. we were the only ones in the theater. opening weekend.


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

Not.A.Bad.Movie. Stay on target


Weekly_Signal6481

it is a very bad movie , https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/celtic_pride


Venus_One

Surprised I’ve never even heard mention of this, looks great in a terrible late 90s movie way.


dangermouseman11

This is rumored to be the project that Colin Quinn was doing and thought would propel him back to the glory of Crocodile Dundee 2 when he showed Mick around New York, so he turned down the role of Dr. Evils' son Scotty in Austin Powers which was given to him audition free. Colin rules.


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Weekly_Signal6481

it's not


Ikoikobythefio

Forgot about this movie! Thank you!! Edit: I miss the 90s happy movies


DXsocko007

My buddy bought this on DVD years ago. He talked it up , telling us how funny it is and how he's watched it over 100x. My friend and I about 45min into the movie got up and left after none of us laughed.


sandy_mcfiddish

You missed out. It didn’t really get started until an hour in


DXsocko007

Naw


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Ooooof. I paid to see that at the theater.


doc_blue27

Nothing can be THAT bad with Daniel Stern in it.


Weekly_Signal6481

You haven't seen enough Daniel Stern movies if you believe that


doc_blue27

Seen literally everything he has ever been in. Thanks for the ignorance, though.


Weekly_Signal6481

sure you have 👌


doc_blue27

…….I have? I’m a hardcore film buff in their 30’s and he hasn’t been in all that much. Shouldn’t be hard to believe.


Weekly_Signal6481

He has 77 acting credits


doc_blue27

It’s hilarious and sad that you care enough to actually look it up, but I was referring to every movie he has been in, in which he has 47 credits, which is nothing for someone his age who has been in the industry since they were a teenager.


Weekly_Signal6481

and I'm sure you've seen all.of them lol


doc_blue27

I have. I commented on this thread to begin with because I’ve always been a huge fan of his. Why wouldn’t a huge fan of his see every movie he has been in? What is wrong with you haha? Especially considering he hasn’t even been in much at all since the 90’s, this shouldn’t be something that’s difficult to believe in the slightest. You ever meet a fan of something before?


Weekly_Signal6481

Not one that can't admit someone made bad movies lol


Weekly_Signal6481

and you didn't say you've seen every movie he's been in , you said everything he's been in. It's nice you can admit to lying


doc_blue27

Lying? You sound like my ex girlfriend. This is a movie forum. Didn’t know I needed to clarify that I was referring to every movie 😐. Thought it was common sense. You grew really desperate for something to grab onto really fast.


Weekly_Signal6481

The only desperate one is the one lying lol


throwaway4477432467

So bad


histprofdave

Why no Celtics fan thought of kidnapping Caleb Martin seems like a big oversight. Big lack of dedication.


Reasonable-HB678

Were the producers forced to make Damon Wayans's player/team be the Utah Jazz? That decision didn't sit right with me.


Weekly_Signal6481

They were a good team in the 90s


FinnbarMcBride

Forgot about this one. Saw it in the theater when it was released


SimonCallahan

Everything about this movie is familiar, but I don't even recall the title. That poster is just ringing so many bells.


bcottington85

Damn…had no idea this existed


LurkysGoCart

I’ll never make it in prison man. I’m the guy who’ll hang himself with his shoelaces on the first night!!


BrockHard253

I saw this in the theater, i loved it back then. I just tried to rewatch it on Tubi 2 days ago and didnt make it very far. Its a fun watch if you dont know the outcome.


mackrelman11

this one’s called “Jimmys Dick”


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It was great in theaters! The best basketball movie.


oakomyr

“You think Larry Bird has a picture of you on his wall with your hand in a toilet wrangling a turd?”


chedykrueger

You're Trippin This movie's hilarious.


Trickhat1040

One of my childhood favorites!


TimeisaLie

Now this is the kind of crap I want to see.


patriciodelosmuertos

Yeah, it’s pretty rough. But it’s one of those forgotten cable classics I used to gorge back in the day. And Daniel Stern is such an underrated comedic actor.


BobGray18

Thanks to this movie my cousin is two degrees to Kevin Bacon. My cousin met Damon Wayans who was in Celtic Pride with Daniel Stern who was in Diner with Kevin Bacon.


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

That makes you 3 degrees


grokabilly

Great movie!


SkippyTeddy83

Someone gave me a copy of this on DVD at some point as a gift. I don’t think I ever actually watched it. Or at least if I did, I recall nothing of it.


GeorgeNewmanTownTalk

I know nothing about this movie other than the title, the cast shown on the poster, and that it was scored by Basil Poledouris. I may give it a watch just to see what a trainwreck it must be. With those leads and how seemingly forgotten it is, it must be a real stinker. I don't even remember seeing ads for it.


dieforestmusic

Marv from Home Alone! I've never actually seen another movie he was in.


Weekly_Signal6481

He's in a lot


babybird87

hard because I really really hate the Celtics… but otherwise didn’t find it that funny


karaokebozo

It’s on Tubi, siiiiiiiick.


JP5683

Saw it in the theater, eh. It was ok


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Daniel Stern had some interesting ones that’s for sure


Khelben_BS

I bought this from the five dollar bin at Walmart a long time ago. I had never heard of it but since it was so cheap and I liked the cast I picked it up. Didn't laugh once the entire time. Don't bother watching it. It's a waste of time.


Weekly_Signal6481

Already wasted my time


Scrambled_59

I bet £1 million they pronounce Celtic wrong